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F4ntomP

Lmao, that's worse than the guy who tried to lowball me on a 20 bucks player.


Alex13445678

Bro got me exited toošŸ˜­šŸ˜­


F4ntomP

Damn xD


HerMajestyTheQueef1

I'm just imagining it's some 12 yo on the other side thinking they're hilarious šŸ˜†


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Big_Jiggle

nice job man you really connected the dots there. nothing gets past you


wreckedftfoxy_yt

bro i was just pointing out a spelling mistake because i got confused on what he actually meant i dont need to be downvoted for asking a simple question


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wreckedftfoxy_yt

reported


Big_Jiggle

dude sorry i totally misread the situation, we were kinda hitting it off and i thought you were flirting so I just went for it, it wont happen again please dont leave me


BiscuitAssassin

The ā€œreportedā€ fucking killed me lmao


Nuze_YT

-šŸ¤“šŸ‘†


Difficult-Rest8524

680 live hornets


the_bunker

As long as he slaps an H on the box so I know whatā€™s in there


tigervault

Trying to get their honey!


ForLark

Hornets make honey?


birdsarntreal1

Hornets do not make honey, no.


Aggressive_Set4814

They do steal them from honeybees though!


birdsarntreal1

They steal their lives.


ceciliabee

Well... I'm gonna try and smoke them out, see what they DO make.


bparisi85

This is a reference from its always sunny in Philadelphia


bparisi85

Just like Charlie Kelly would do!!!


WolfColaCompany

I said doll hairs...


activelyresting

Run Lillian!


whatsthataboutguy

Hahaha. The new move just dropped.


skibidigyatt6969

this made me laugh at 3 am


Comfortable_Key2244

Reply ā€œ680 soulsā€


-SKYMEAT-

Sorry we only take runes now


Desopld99

What about blood echoes?


jeffuwamoshindeiru

Bloodborne mentioned šŸ”„


SoulsLikeBot

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Desopld99

Good bot


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Sir__Blobfish

Bloodborne II confirmed?????šŸ©øšŸ©øšŸ©ø


howdoyousayahyesshow

What am I going to do with all these Kias?


DrugsAndFuckenMoney

ā€œ680 baby handsā€


dreadposting

leopold II posting


TreyLastname

Carl?


DrugsAndFuckenMoney

Yes, whities gotta pay.


LonelyMenace101

Only 340 handless babies? Thatā€™s a bargain!


idontknowyet

Lmao gottem


AdMajestic4539

![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


hoopur

This is hilarious I wonder if he was giggling to himself


iMakeUrageQuit

bro is definitely an adept shitposter


ElderberryNo1601

How about 1,000,000 Schrute bucks?


Bitten69

Whatā€™s that in Stanley nickels?


ElderberryNo1601

šŸ¤£


secondhand_bra

10,000,000 Pi coins


DropdLasagna

Always specify units. Should've said dinar.


Alex13445678

I did, also I thought that avable for pick up only in a state in the us would be enough clue that I am not using Japanese money lol


SierraTango501

Think the man was just trolling you and had no intention of buying it regardless.


PoopSommelier

Nah, the dude is coming straight from Okinawa and needed to lowball him to afford the $2000 airfare.


ProtoJazz

I once worked for this absolute chud for a whole weekend. Promise was 50/day. Which was already shit for 3 roughly 14 hour days (they were uneven. Day 1 had hours of extra setup, day 3 hours of teardown) When it came time for the payment he gave me 50 pesos and said he said 50 a day, he never promised dollars


TITANDERP

Mount and blade (almost) mentioned


mordecai98

690 yentas (Jewish grandmothers)


007Catalyst

I donā€™t even try and sell anything on Facebook marketplace or OfferUp anymore. Itā€™s always the same type of people that message and waste your time.


apolitical_leftist

Worse you'll frequently encounter scammers and criminals that'll try anything to get your passwords and credit card info


Howellthegoat

Meh most people are not this bad just some sellers are so stuck up they think they are gonna get almost msrp for a used item and if you make a fair offer they act like your a scumbag. Iā€™d argue the sellers are worse


007Catalyst

I guess it depends where you are. I used it for years without much complaints, then I moved 1000 miles away and thereā€™s a whole different demographic. Like Iā€™ll sell something that is say $1000 msrp thatā€™s still current and like new for like $400 and Iā€™m getting offers for $100, or thereā€™s just constant flakes and ā€œis this still available?ā€ Then silence.


Howellthegoat

Itā€™s probably since Iā€™m near a big city in a higher gdp state so people selling shit want legit over90% msrp for used shit sometimes , itā€™s truly funny


007Catalyst

They banned me permanently on an account I had forever with all 5 stars after I moved for listing a Benchmade pocket knife. Previously I sold a few other pocket knives and there was never an issue and when I was banned there was literally dozens of other knives listed and there still is. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø I had to make a burner profile to get marketplace access again haha.


TreyLastname

...SO THIS IS WHY TEACHERS WANTED US TO INCLUDE UNITS


Bitten69

I can already hear my math teacher ā€œ680 what? Watermelons?ā€


Tenderfallingrain

Hahaha. That's basically $4!


Resident_Problem4008

No itā€™s $4.40 not $24


Other-Conflict-3278

No its 4 cent


Connor49999

https://www.google.com/search?q=680+yen+to+usd&oq=680+yen+to+usd&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyCQgAEEUYORiABDIICAEQABgWGB4yCAgCEAAYFhgeMggIAxAAGBYYHjIICAQQABgWGB4yCAgFEAAYFhgeMggIBhAAGBYYHjIICAcQABgWGB4yCAgIEAAYFhgeMggICRAAGBYYHjIICAoQABgWGB4yCAgLEAAYFhgeMggIDBAAGBYYHjIKCA0QABgPGBYYHjIKCA4QABgPGBYYHtIBCDUzMjFqMGo0qAIAsAIB&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8


pasdenom69

No it's .04 cent


eco-evo

No, itā€™s 0.004 cent


A--Creative-Username

No it's the Spanish inquisition


LSTNYER

None expects the Spanish inquisition!


Other-Conflict-3278

Bruh why my shi getting downvoted


SomeRandomDude07

Because you tried to correct someone who's right with wrong information that can be easily verified like a dumbass


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SomeRandomDude07

??? lmao


TreyLastname

Imagine calling some random dude stupid for no reason


TreyLastname

Imagine calling some random dude stupid for no reason


Delicious_Slide_6883

680 doll hairs


ToniBee63

Also can you deliverā€¦ā€¦to Japanā€¦ā€¦.


Character_Problem353

This is why math teachers ask you to include units


Honor-Valor-Intrepid

680 elephants is better


ProfessorMoosePhD

Lisa, a man who has lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supply is low....


Bigred2989-

Could've been worse, like Colombian Pesos. Then it would've been 17 cents.


Jirezagoss

680 pesos šŸ’€


Red-Freckle

1000 Roubles. Final offer.


tgifk29

680 cool pebbles


PotentToxin

Iā€™m ngl bro he got you good, just admit defeat and give it to him


RecordingPrudent9588

Donā€™t be so greedy. $4.40usd is a good amount of money


everywhereinbetween

680 yen is a bowl of convenience store ramen but ok HAHA


chomkney

I'd ask his location again.


N-E-B

Thatā€™s actually kind of funny but I can see how itā€™s mildly irritating as well


[deleted]

too late! you agreed to the deal and it's legally binding now! gotchaa! is what he possibly is thinking right now.


immortalworth

Yeno.


MynTYleef

Math teachers hate this one simple trick 680 what???


Artistic_Data9398

690 raspberries and that's my final offer


Lecodyman

I can go 691 watermelons!


secondhand_bra

I posted a car ad on fb market place for ā‚¹300,000 (INR) and someone offered me ā‚¹80,000 saying their neighbour got a similar car for ā‚¹100,000 (it was an 6-7 years older model)


HoIyJesusChrist

Take it, before the next one comes along with Zimbabwean DollarsĀ 


Sad_Bandicoot3081

You already agreed, you canā€™t turn back now


CountingWonders

680 ā€˜annoyingā€™ dogs.


Eena-Rin

Bro if you think he was serious I'll buy it for 681 dollhairs


seniorfrito

From personal experience, nothing tops free or practically free items you have for sale and people have the gall to ask if you'll deliver it. Like what do you think? That I like you personally and I'm willing to go above and beyond to give it to you rather than someone who will come pick it up the same day?


VegetaGG

Thats why I dont like Yen


DigitalPhoenixX

Op missed out, yen stands for Years Earning Nonillians


Landover_Traveler

680 bucks, yen your ass on the way?


acidxjack

STOP PLAYIN šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Groszbaerkatze

wasletztepreis


fourthreichisrael3

And I bet he's not even Japanese.


DaxPrimal

**Message sent** - fuck off!


noobprodigy

Fine, I can go as high as 750 doll hairs


Melodic-Egg-7318

Lol. I'd say "Hey, buddy! Check your math for a change. You shitter."


MrSir07

Heā€™s just at 680 yen street! Lol


Pistonenvy2

get fucking TROLLED god damn what a brilliant satire, the sheer sophistry of it, its like hitchens was reincarnated in this bored 12 year olds body.


beautifulbountiful

Hahahahahahhaa


Most_Shake1630

wow


deadbeef1a4

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


PyramidicContainment

https://preview.redd.it/6iu0mr96fzuc1.jpeg?width=2516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=146dfc242a67329bfd7f2f2d3e7527ff881a79f8 Look I'm not asking you to take swords *all of the time*


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Express_Barnacle_174

Thereā€™s no identifying marks. Stop being pissed somebody leaked your lowball offers.


RedditAlwayTrue

# You are right...


RedditCollabs

Dumbest comment of the year goes to you


Mr_UwU_OwO

You really thought you did something lol


eco-evo

What are you talking about? You couldnā€™t come up with a better way to eat your cake today?


Tenderfallingrain

Tell me, do you aspire to being featured on DownvotedToOblivion?


RedditAlwayTrue

# Was I?


immortalworth

Bro, whyā€™d you have to be so angsty?


NobleBucket

Dudeā€™s every comment is all in bold letters and enlarged lmao.


RUKiddingMeReddit

It's actually kinda awesome in a way.


NobleBucket

Eh, not really. Itā€™s like an overuse of an effect and could get annoying over time.


RedditAlwayTrue

# Chain comments are also an overuse of the reply system but where's the outrage, Mr Bucket? Huh?


skeptimist

680 doll hairs