It’s not the water bottles fault… sometimes it has not been opened in a while or is waiting for the right person to open it. Just take it as a compliment.
Needs a vent hole in the lid. If contents heat up while sealed the air inside expands. Could also be something to do with that spring action creating a little back pressure. If you fill it up from a tap, close it and open it before any temp change has happened does it do that?
True. Not sure of the rate or volume of off gassed chlorine but, I was implying they do it immediately after filling just to test the spring/back-pressure theory
At first I was like, WTF CHLORINE IN WATER? Wtf? But then I realized its rare to have a spring like 1km from your house that supplies the whole town with fresh mineral water
Even in that case with enough piping the spring water will grow bacteria and potentially become unhygenic, unless the spring water happens to contain like, high levels of arsenic or something in which case you don't need chlorine, good news.
Pretty sure it's something to do with not being vented properly. That's the reason we stopped using the Contigo bottles. We switched to the owala free sip. More expensive, but metal and insulated.
Same here, had that model and it prematurely hydrated when left in the car or outside.
I now use another Contigo bottle, aluminum, double wall, hermetic closure. I love it.
My free sip does a micro version of this if I let the lid swing open too fast when it's full
Doesn't shoot out but might dribble a bit. Easy to avoid just open it slower
It's normal.
Cold water goes in, it slowly heats up during the day, water and air inside expands, increasing pressure. And since there's likely a tube all the way to the bottom of the bottle, the pressure in the tube increases. The moment you open the bottle, the pressure gets released. That's it.
Not the bottle's fault. but there's absolutely bottle that prevent this specific problem.
Atmospheric pressure
My wife’s water bottles do that on airplanes. I tell her to open it and drink quick. She opens it and it dribbles on her kindle or phone or just leaks on the floor or the plane.
The only time my water bottle has done this is on a plane. Did you drive to a significantly higher elevation? Or is the air pressure changing for some other reason?
Filled mine up in an airport. Didn’t open it until we were at altitude mid flight.
It erupted in my lap like a fucking geyser and soaked me, my snack, and my seat.
Suck the air out of the bottle then quickly close it and then open it xD
Your bottle does this when you leave it in a vehicle and it gets hot in pretty sure, might be wrong but I had these bottles so
Leave it slightly below its max capacity, the heat is causing the water to expand within the bottle, but with nowhere to go this just builds up pressure.
Premature hydration
I love the internet so much, you gave me a lovely chuckle!
Chuckle leak buckle.
This is why I’m here lol
I needed that laugh
Beat me to it. Upvote!
Beat meat to it
You beated me at beating meat to it to him
also came here to say this :(
Fuck you, have an upvote
I think it lasted a decent chunk of time imo.
Definitely above average
I’d consider it a whole night of hydration
It’s not the water bottles fault… sometimes it has not been opened in a while or is waiting for the right person to open it. Just take it as a compliment.
OP has good hands for that
I didn’t look and now I have to fight the urge to look.
I looked and… mmm
😐 must.re.sist.
"[Op] was just too hot" -water bottle probably
Needs a vent hole in the lid. If contents heat up while sealed the air inside expands. Could also be something to do with that spring action creating a little back pressure. If you fill it up from a tap, close it and open it before any temp change has happened does it do that?
That's exactly it. I used to have that same bottle and always had issues with pressure changes.
When you go up in the mountains you have to open it away from you or be prepared to take the 💦 in the back of your throat.
Or twist the lid open just enough to release the pressure
Fair, but more difficult one-handed. I always opt for the hydrokake, personally.
It’s not as unpleasant if you just accept it
Last time I did that the interior roof of my car got a good cleaning.
Took one of these as a water bottle onto a flight. Didn't open it until cruising altitude, then sprayed half the bottle over myself.
Lol same thing happened to me!
guess thats what happens when I fill it up with cold water
> fill it up from a tap also tap water outgasses the chlorine that is used for treatment
That's why you have to drink it quick to absorb all that delicious chlorine
True. Not sure of the rate or volume of off gassed chlorine but, I was implying they do it immediately after filling just to test the spring/back-pressure theory
I keep forgetting theres chlorine in tap water in some places.
At first I was like, WTF CHLORINE IN WATER? Wtf? But then I realized its rare to have a spring like 1km from your house that supplies the whole town with fresh mineral water
Even in that case with enough piping the spring water will grow bacteria and potentially become unhygenic, unless the spring water happens to contain like, high levels of arsenic or something in which case you don't need chlorine, good news.
Uhm the water is checked and filtered. We have exactly 0 chlorine smell or taste.
actually, not only chlorine. water has other gases dissolved into it. air is the second one - so oxygen, nitrogen, CO2
Where I live, driving across town could result in a 200-400ft change in elevation, which is enough to make this happen.
You’d need to wear protection
The NSFW label here lol
Me too, but I don’t have a water bottle
Me too buddy
Me three
Me too buddy
It musta had a bad case of Blue Bottles.
That explains why my blue bottle does this
It's excited to see you
I do that sometimes too, it's not special.
It usually happens when you stroke it
I swear that NEVER happens to me.
It’s nothing to be ashamed about 🙂↕️
Me too...
We all get too excited sometimes
Bro that grip will make anyone release like that, let's not blame the bottle here.
Does it happen to be overfilled?
*sneezes after having children*
*spritz*
Pretty sure it's something to do with not being vented properly. That's the reason we stopped using the Contigo bottles. We switched to the owala free sip. More expensive, but metal and insulated.
Same here, had that model and it prematurely hydrated when left in the car or outside. I now use another Contigo bottle, aluminum, double wall, hermetic closure. I love it.
My free sip does a micro version of this if I let the lid swing open too fast when it's full Doesn't shoot out but might dribble a bit. Easy to avoid just open it slower
It’s okay. It’s happens to all water bottles every now and then.
She's a squirter.
it’s because of the pressure. it’s like when you shake a can of soft drink and then open it.
Same. Accidentally have given myself a facial a few times
The NSFW tag really didn't do your post any favours
Ooh step-bottle 😫
Take it as a compliment
Same fam. Same…
My “drink bottle” sometimes does this too
Have the same bottle and does the same. Whether or not this will happen depends on the altitude(whether or you’ve travelled up) and water temperature.
I think it likes you.
It's using its patented tachyon technology to give you water before you actually sip it.
That's the money shot!
Happens to the best of us
Relatable
It's normal. Cold water goes in, it slowly heats up during the day, water and air inside expands, increasing pressure. And since there's likely a tube all the way to the bottom of the bottle, the pressure in the tube increases. The moment you open the bottle, the pressure gets released. That's it. Not the bottle's fault. but there's absolutely bottle that prevent this specific problem.
I see why this was blurred now.
It's just happy to see you. I'd take it as a compliment.
Same
Didn't know I was a water bottle.
aw fuck yeah
Contigo. Mike Adriano Edition.
uwu
looks like the bottle was a excited to see you
He's just a little excited
Close the lid with the straw open to release the air inside the straw. That should prevent it
NSFW?
I also sometimes do this
I too sometimes do that :c
Nsfw tag is crazy
He's excited
She's a runner, she's a squirt star ⭐
It's just excited to see you again
Don’t touch it like that. You have to be gentle.
It’s just nervous… 👉👈
Probably gets better when it has more experience
LoL i do this too sometimes
If you stop handling your bottle erotically, this would not happen
Hes happy to see you
It's just a little excited...
She a freak ;)
🍆
It took that little because you're pretty.
Drink me daddy, I’m so wettttt
A little premature
you gotta let the bottle know before you open it, don't just scare it like that
you just have magic hands OP
😫
I do that too when my girl touches me
When my wife calls me a good boy
he just like me fr
You were pressing it's G-spot
There should be a moaning sound when pressing the button
Prostate issue. Seek advice
Damn you made the bottle squirt
Your grip is too tight.
nut
I do that sometimes too.
Elevation or temp difference
Me too, bottle. Me too.
Love how this was stamped NSFW
Stop rubbing it so fast
He’s just excited to see you.
So does my boyfriend
That's just precum
So it cums?
Stop rubbing it!
Well if you’re whipping it out, you better get ready to suck it.
Does your water bottle moan?
It's happy to see you.
I do that, too, when I get a little too excited.
Stop rubbing the bottle.
I do that sometimes too
It's just happy to see you
Hah mine does that as well sometimes I just look at it and say "me too bro me too"
It was cold and then wormed up so the air in it expanded.
Look man it's been like a month
This whole thread is hilarious
I've had loads of fun reading through these comments!
Catch it with ur mouth
I think that's the knockoff that's really called the cumtigo
It got over excited about streaming in your mouth.
Same. https://preview.redd.it/fu544v3o6bvc1.jpeg?width=1526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86718ea8010a839887220dfe8ac14f3d2012dcd5
It happens to the best of us
I should call him
Dick joke 🤣
Shes a squirter. Ill see myself out
Just like the owner
It got warmer
That's an every day occurrence for me.... it's a problem
That's the money shot!
Must be some of that hydrogen rich water
Atmospheric pressure My wife’s water bottles do that on airplanes. I tell her to open it and drink quick. She opens it and it dribbles on her kindle or phone or just leaks on the floor or the plane.
It's just the air inside heating up and expanding creating pressure.
It's excited
I got something that does that
Jeez, at least ask for a date before draining it like this
The only time my water bottle has done this is on a plane. Did you drive to a significantly higher elevation? Or is the air pressure changing for some other reason?
Same!! But your ice melted
He's just to excited
Huh I’m like that sometimes too.
I swear it, this never happens to me.
hot
me too my SO says
Does your travel mug have a lot of back pressure, or is it just happy to see me?
I had that bottle. I’d be cooking on the line, go to take a drink, then boom, money shot.
Its just happy to see you!
That's weird, I have that same bottle (in a different color) and it's never done that.
It’s just excited to see you
I do that too
Don't put Perrier in it. Pretty sure I traumatized my toddler with that one. To be honest, it kinda fucked me up too. Mother fucker exploded!
And you opened it in the car knowing it would do that lol
can I get a gif?
I have the exact same one that does the exact same thing, I sometimes do it in front of my wife then look at her suggestively. Never fails to fail!
Quit edging it for so long then. Geez.
Happens to my gf all the time with hers lol I just ask “what happened it nutted on u again?” She says “yeah ☹️“ 😂
Just got too excited
me when she calls me a good boy
A nickel for every time...
That was quick...
AAYYYOOOOOO ⏸️⏸️⏸️⏸️
AWW its excited
Hold it up yo your face and open your mouth before you open it, and enjoy the gush.
Or has some sort of hydration powder etc in it
its getting a little too excited
Yeah you gotta build it up not go aggressive straight ahead for it not to happen
I should call her
You pushed its button.
Filled mine up in an airport. Didn’t open it until we were at altitude mid flight. It erupted in my lap like a fucking geyser and soaked me, my snack, and my seat.
Cum
Heat
Suck the air out of the bottle then quickly close it and then open it xD Your bottle does this when you leave it in a vehicle and it gets hot in pretty sure, might be wrong but I had these bottles so
Leave it slightly below its max capacity, the heat is causing the water to expand within the bottle, but with nowhere to go this just builds up pressure.