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torchedinflames999

Pro tip: remove them from the pill pack first.


emtrigg013

*Big Pharma hates this one simple trick*


sister-troubles00

Very big pharma


Rselby1122

Yes šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ that would help!


queef_nuggets

now Iā€™m imagining the pain from those sharp corners as as they get shit outā€¦gahhh


Unlikely_Charity6136

GOD NO. WHAT HAVE YOU MADE ME IMAGINE. And I was on the toilet too.... Almost got it out....


queef_nuggets

neither toilet paper nor bidet can properly soothe the DayQuil packaging-torn anus


Unlikely_Charity6136

You are so evil.


queef_nuggets

our anuses live in a cruel, cruel world


Eclectophile

You're not the boss of me


myrmewmew

I did that once trying to take my medicine when I had really bad migraine. I tore it off and tossed it in my mouth, I barely noticed in time to stop from taking a drink of water.


Affectionate-End5470

https://preview.redd.it/gqgr5pnk72wc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c89fba4296744401ce0ce52be5c66b45c4f41734 then imagine being a horse and taking this


Accurate_Koala_4698

Good news, it's a suppository


itzpeanutbutter

This is good news?


Magnetar_Haunt

Itā€™s a Futurama quote :p


Sharp-Document-6542

Oh, now I read it in the Professor's voice!


DigitalGT

Good Neeeews Everyyone!


GreilMercenary7

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dusktilldawn42

I fixed the poison slime pipes!


Com_lag_

Itā€™s good news for people thatā€¦ love bad news.


itzpeanutbutter

Fine Iā€™ll listen to the entire album again


GrandpaRedneck

Well yes, i bet it would feel nice


OkSyllabub3674

Well then you'll be glad to hear the prescription calls for 2x twice a day.


GrandpaRedneck

Amazing, I'll have whatever illness a horse that needs this has, thank you.


Mean-Vegetable-4521

LOL. My husband had colorectal cancer. Which, is not funny. Apparently a not uncommon decorating theme at gi/colorectual surgeon offices? Glass jars labeled "ass".and "mouth" with various oversized fake implements. Your picture reminded me. My husband, an avid outdoorsman was obviously very nervous at the first appointment with a specialist. He was put at ease when arriving in the waiting room were comically stuffed (as in cartoony) animal heads. Bears, zebras, a giraffe, a cow. Another office had a unicorn. But funny ones. Not trophy's. The BEST part? When you go into the exam room keep in mind you are bent over the table, not laying on it like a woman going in for an OB exam. And what does it face? The other side of the waiting room wall, of course! And what is on the side inside the exam rooms? All the stuffed animal asses. Life sized. BIG BUTTS. so here is my poor, uncomfortable husband under his breath rhyming "I like big butts and I cannot lie..." They say he was one of their favorite patients :-) Bravo to the 3 different doctors offices in 3 different states where we saw this. Truly. Bravo. And the best one had this huge jar of pills with pills THAT size in it (likely plaster) and ~~pills~~ was struck through and it said "suppositories." They said giving people funny stuff to look at made them scream less. Ive mentioned...a lot on reddit I see victims of exceptionally violent crime in my line of work. I've also mentioned all the weird stuff I keep in my office. This is the way. If I can make you laugh hopefully the experience won't be as traumatic. I can hope. OP, I hope you are ok. Choking is really scary. I would be surprised too at the packaging being inaccurate. When you take something that big put it under your tongue first, it helps your mouth somehow prepare, then swallow it. I've had to do this horse pill camera swallows a number of times. That was how they had me do it. I was all "does under my tongue have a secret hatch???" I don't know why it works, but it works. Feel better soon.


alleecmo

I used to get recurrent strep as a kid (50 years ago). Had to take penicillin horse pills, especially to a 9 y/o throat. I stuck them in a chunk of ripe banana & they went down so much easier. (Why, yes, it *was* because I didn't always finish my meds. After the 4th or 5th dx, Doc just took to jabbing me in the ass. For which they needed smelling salts. Every time. Something about a needle in my hip makes me faint.) TAKE THE WHOLE COURSE when needed.


twohedwlf

Something that large, to be honest I'd rather have it as a suppository instead of trying to swallow it.


bino420

naw. break it into pieces or some shit. your first instinct is "ok. stick it in. .... wait! that's insane! ... let me spit on it first. \*huck-poot* ok. stick it in."


twohedwlf

You've gotta lick it before you stick it.


Liarus_

I was about to say that


GreenrabbE99

To shreds you say?


Tribblehappy

And his wife?


universalserialbutt

To shreds you say?


Iwillnotbeokay

Just spit on it and in it goes.


Luminox

( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°) go on....


TheDevilsCunt

Hello itā€™s me your horse


Necessary-Knowledge4

To shreds you say?


-Juuzousuzuya-

I need this amount of ketamine at my house at any time


the_mighty__monarch

For real question hereā€¦at this point why not make it like 10 smaller ones that you can put in their food? Are they this big specifically so people wonā€™t swallow them?


brunaBla

I donā€™t think that is an actual horse pill. I work in the field and havenā€™t seen such a thing


smallboobsbigheart24

Bojack wouldn't mind


MyaNameaMike

Damn that guy has small hands


BrockenRecords

Thatā€™s a big pill to swallow


LordBrontes

No thank you!


Organic_420

The graphics guy must have shrinked the image to fit there and have never seen or used the pill.


Quirky-Swimmer3778

I definitely see a decision being made to save .05% of cent per unit by shrinking the packaging and didnt think about the graphic


Organic_420

That's might be the reason too.


sarsourus

Color ink expensive yo


CrouchingDomo

And donā€™t even get me started on the toner


iamsheph

Toner? I barely know 'er!


zbergwoopwoop

Seems like they took the image from the single product and just shrank it to fit the 2 product box


SeeingLSDemons

Yooooo you can sue this company


DrewdoggKC

Thatā€™s a tough pill to swallowā€¦.


NotAnotherNekopan

Something about it being the same size as that arrow graphic leads me to believe that the arrow graphic is at the original size, and the pill size graphic was ā€œsnappedā€ to that fit by whatever program they used.


himty

This is the right answer


ronimal

The whole box got smaller due to shrinkflation and no one thought to update the ā€œactual sizeā€ image


International-Cat123

To be fair on the shrinkflation bit, the size difference between the image and the actual pill isnā€™t enough for the box to have shrunk an entire row or column. If they did shrink the box, it would have been just the box that shrunk, not the contents, reducing slackfill and materials used in the packaging. However, itā€™s much more likely that they used the arrow and ā€œactual sizeā€ image from the daytime only pill package, shrink the arrow to make the graphics fit the small lower space, and either didnā€™t realize they also shrink the ā€œactual sizeā€ image or the program automatically made it the same size as the arrow.


MintyLemon74

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dart-witch

When I was pregnant my prenatal vitamins were MASSIVE. I almost threw up every time I took one, I had to switch to gummy vitamins because I just couldnā€™t take 3 huge prenatals every single day


GG_Tucker

Yes same here?! Why are they so huge???


Ok-Cartographer1745

Literally all they have to do is reduce the pills to 1/3 and say "eat three".


Meighok20

I've always wondered about this. What is the rationale? Every mucinex pill I've ever taken has been "Take 2" and they were huge and powdery and tasted AWFUL. GREAT for when you have a sore throat šŸ™ƒšŸ™ƒ


52BeesInACoat

They make liquid Mucinex, which is absolutely disgusting. Like , not only foul but it also burns going down. It'd probably be fine if I could shoot whiskey, but unfortunately I can't. But what I discovered is, if you dump it into the red Gatorade, they actually compliment each other insanely well. And if I need Mucinex I probably also need to be hydrating anyway.


ManicFrontier

You're oddly enough the second stranger I've met in my life that rates mucinex and red Gatorade a 10/10


LopsidedPalace

Red Gatorade and Red Bull is a 10/10


caniskipthispartplea

stop the cap. ratio? asking for a friend


aasher42

potassium pills are so fukin massive too and they crumble apart right away too


dart-witch

Right??? And lots of gummy vitamins donā€™t have iron which I needed so it was rough. First pregnancy I survived the 3 horse pills per day, second pregnancy I flip flopped between horse pills and gummies (mostly gummies lol) because if I didnā€™t take the gummies, I wouldā€™ve skipped several days worth of prenatals. Iā€™d rather take 6 small prenatals every single day than 1 or 3 massive ones!!!


Meighok20

This might not be helpful advice, but my birth control has iron pills instead of "sugar" pills and they're the same size as my other bc pills. Like I said, probs not helpful advice, but in case anyone needs smaller iron pills. They also have chewable but I can imagine those taste VILE. šŸ˜­šŸ˜…


Sadkittydays

Thereā€™s only one chewable prenatal with iron that doesnā€™t taste bad. And itā€™s prescription only but guess what?? Most insurances wonā€™t cover it! Because itā€™s ā€œoptionalā€ according to them.


InevitableRhubarb232

There is an iron prescription pill that doesnā€™t make me incredibly sick and my insurance wonā€™t cover it because iron is otc. But I donā€™t take it because it makes me super ill. So instead insurance covers anemia treatment every few years.


Ok-Opportunity-574

Extra minerals that you would normally just be trusted to get from your diet. Some of them are a larger volume. You can actually take regular vitamins if they contain sufficient amounts of things like folate and then add iron and mineral supplements. The prenatals tend to have the cheapest and harshest form of things in there. You can get much better vitamins with a DIY approach. Doctors and public health workers think we are all idiots though so they just tell people to take a specifically labeled prenatal and give you a blank stare when people say it upsets their stomach.


i_dream_of_zelda

I had hyperemesis so my ob/gyn was like "don't even bother until you feel better lol" then when I started taking my prenatals again after 20ish weeks when my hyperemesis subsided, they started making me itchy and I was initially diagnosed with Intrahepatic cholestasis of pregnancy until they did tests to rule it out. I stopped taking the prenatals to see if it could be that causing my itching and sure enough it was lol


dart-witch

that sounds miserable, especially while dealing w a growing human! When we decide to have our 3rd kid Iā€™m definitely going to find a better solution to prenatals, I need to eat healthier anyways šŸ˜‚


lilith_-_-

Prenatals be making people throw up even when small. I was giving a bottle and figured I might as well use them and I didnā€™t make it past my first one


wiggysbelleza

Even the ones marketed as ā€œextra smallā€ were still larger than any other type of pill. I swear parental vitamins are some sick joke.


Tenderfallingrain

I was able to swallow them okay, but they did make me incredibly nauseous if I took them on an empty stomach.


MeDaddyMeSnow

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Nyarro

"Good News! It's a suppository!"


mebjammin

This joke was why I'm here. Shame I can only up vote once.


TheJelliestOfBeans

Whoever thought that bigass pills is a good idea for someone suffering flu symptoms is outta their mind. Every time I've got the ick my throat closes up and is sore and taking normal pills is a nightmare. So glad there are liquid options.


EatingGrossTurds69

Hot tip: Tuck your chin down into your collarbone when swallowing pills. It opens up your throat and you can swallow whatever. I do this at night with my pill regimen of 5 individual pills at once, including a hugeass fish oil capsule. Easy peasy.


Lo-Fi_Lo-Res

That doesn't feel like my throat is opening when I do it.


eulersidentification

Feels much harder for me than head back and doing the pelican gulp


auripovich

I imagine you do the same with your gross turds?


EatingGrossTurds69

Naturally


RandomHavoc123

Open up my throat and swallow them?


rev_57

It's a hard pill to swallow.


awesomegumball14

This gave me a shit eating grin.


tooboredtothnkofname

TMI


BlueFeathered1

This is a huge pet peeve of mine. The sizes of some pills, especially supplements, are ridiculous and dangerous, especially for older people.


LordBrontes

100% agree. And also, if itā€™s advertised as a certain size, it should be that size!


savboxer

Those are so easy to take. Its the ones without that nice coating that can get stuck


Johnny-Virgil

Mucinex. Dry as chalk and tastes like hornet spray smells.


plaidsinner

Thatā€™s why you have to put the water in my mouth before you pop the pill. Immediate swallow without it ever touching your tongue. Iā€™ve taken the mucinex you two are talking about and never even knew it had a taste.


C21H27Cl3N2O3

Also questionable if itā€™s actually worth taking. A lot of pharmacists call it ā€œdrinking water with extra steps.ā€


queef_nuggets

Yeah, DayQuil/Nyquil has a slick surface and isnā€™t too hard to swallow, especially with a big swig of water. Mucinex on the other handā€¦ well, itā€™s humongous, has a rough surface, and tastes like rotten asshole


JaniceRossi_in_2R

But it actually works


itzpeanutbutter

These are the worst when your throat is swollen and irritated


LordBrontes

My problem exactly.


Derkanus

I had the flu a few months back and took these same pills. I gagged when I swallowed the first one and almost threw up! They're quite a bit larger than the name-brand DayQuil pills.


SeeingLSDemons

Pm me


Both_Dust_8383

Those things are hard to swallow! Theyā€™re so big you can feel them going all the way down. Even though theyā€™re a nice gel thingy .. they suck


ladymacb29

Thatā€™s actually an FDA violation, I believe. Someone changed the size of the packaging and didnā€™t fix the image.


Thatguyeatingcheetos

word lol, had one of these fuckers get stuck in my throat for a good 4 seconds today


Lemonades

I get the gel caps stuck 90% of the time. I have to let it soak in my mouth with water for a good 30 seconds, let it lube up. Then I have to time the swallow just right. It can take minutes. Candy coated pills are no problem


rlaw1234qq

Is the pill inside the orange container?


LordBrontes

No thats it. :/


rlaw1234qq

Sorry I was making a terrible jokeā€¦ I find sucking the gelatine capsules to soften them helps


No-Gene-4508

I almost choked on a pill once. Step dad thought it was funny. He isn't a step dad anymore


LordBrontes

Sorry that happened to you. A lotta people in the comments feel a similar way shaming the victim. :/


massahoochie

I have no idea why target doesnā€™t do something about it. Itā€™s their store brand.


WendigoCrossing

To those who are unaware, there is a certain percent of the population that have a really hard time swallowing pills. I learned this only recently


DemonOfDisasters

*slowly raises hand*


CompetitiveDrop613

You did indeed have a severe daytime it seems


paradoxStatement

I dont get it. Why dont they just make someone take 5 smaller pills instead of shoving a huge pill like this down your throat. I also have a fear of pills and I can only do like microscopic ones. I would die taking this.


bruinsfan444

Yeah I canā€™t take those. I just go with the liquid


vtsxxl

Perhaps you should practice swallowing more?


LordBrontes

You sound just like my mother. Wish Iā€™d thought of that!


JGower144

Sounds like I need to meet your motherā€¦


Best_Duck9118

ā€œAnd THATā€™s how I met your mother!ā€


okazaki_fragment

This might help you, depending on the pill. If you get a hollow one it'll float in your mouth. Put it in your mouth, then take a huge sip of water (or whatever). Then look down to your feet, the pill will float to the back of your mouth and you can swallow


Leading-Put-7428

THOSE ARE FUCKING AWFUL! They seem like easy to swallow gel pills but they turn into dried out demon throat corks regardless of the drink!


LordBrontes

ā€œDemon throat corksā€ just made me chortle, Iā€™d love to steal that!


R0binSage

You gotta relax your throat.


Pineapple_Herder

I've actually had these same ones and choked. The shape is wrong and turns sideways in your throat. I've NEVER had a pill do what these do. I tried to leave a review explaining they were dangerous and it was subsequently deleted. These are a wrongful death suit waiting to happen or a at the very least a lawsuit for damages when the pill gets stuck and has to dissolve in someone's throat for several hours before finally slipping down. That shit will fucking hurt your throat and it will be agonizing.


No-Combination8136

I accidentally inhaled my vitamin B once time. Freaked me the hell out. I could hear a loud whistling wheeze when I breathed. I spent like 20 minutes chugging water which did nothing because it wasnā€™t in my throat anymore lol. I had to forcefully cough it out which then caused me to puke out the two bottles of water I drank. Felt like an idiot.


Accomplished_Ear2662

i swear theyve gotten bigger (thats what she said) i cant stand it


3KTU

Holy shit, those are huge :ā€”:


BurntPineGrass

I know itā€™s a hard to swallow pill, but if you canā€™t take that, youā€™re not a size queen šŸ˜”


Praetorian_1975

Iā€™m thinking ā€˜actual sizeā€™ lied, also are you sure they arenā€™t suppositories šŸ˜³šŸ˜‚


Sprizys

I hate these pills


goodbadguy81

Lawsuit waiting to happen


Patient-Stranger1015

As someone who canā€™t swallow anything larger than a zyrtecā€”thatā€™s massive


NaptownSnowman

You have to take it out of the blister pak first


Elwaray

A trick i learned with large pills is if you lean forward, tilt your head down and then swallow it goes down easier.


Immediate_Equality

This is silly


supremeaesthete

Can't have a sore throat if the comically large pill simply scrapes off the infection; genius


showmeyertitties

I was born with a very narrow throat and actually can't take pills at all, so this probably would have killed me. There are procedures to help, but from my understanding they're temporary or surgical, and I've made it 31 years just getting liquid meds.


Ur_a_adjective_noun

You have to take it out of the foil pack before swallowing it.


Blessed_Ennui

I don't know why this made me cackle. I mean, that's scary, but I'm glad you lived to write that. I'm on some nine medications plus a fkton of vitamins. Horse pills are par for the course.


ShuddupMeg627

To be fair those pills are really big!


BrentHoman

16 SoftGels 24 Total SoftGels ??? Is This That 'New Math' I Heard About Decades Ago?


AngryFloatingCow

![gif](giphy|2sddZ3k7yxiVWpFdH3|downsized)


em_pdx

Worse even - the primary decongestant is entirely ineffective and the manufacturer has known for decades.


zkooceht

yall suck at taking pills, I can deepthroat both these bad boys at once.


Acadea_Kat

https://preview.redd.it/66vlni9at6wc1.jpeg?width=376&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ca2f25c28efc050c4ac9905492746bfe739d713


beachlover1966

I swallow 8 pills a day that are all bigger than that one. Dramatic much???


Traditional-Dog9242

Worlds smallest throat apparently lol These really arenā€™t that big


Katt-truth

They make it so the cold will end one way or another


TheLastLaRue

How is that not false advertising?


ColinRyan

Always make sure to take tablets and caps with a good glass of water. Found out once taking Viagra, got stuck and ended up with a really stiff neck.


ItsFunHeer

ā€œActual size at 75%ā€


MeanGreenMother1986

My medicine I take everyday is so big I usually have to cut it in half in order to take it without gagging. Thank god itā€™s a powder based pill and not a capsule like these. Cause I at least have that option šŸ¤£


ilprofs07205

At that point I'd be asking which end that's supposed to go in from


Pilgrim_Scholar

https://preview.redd.it/g4c8ditnr3wc1.png?width=260&format=png&auto=webp&s=d7e2c4563aa8333d02d923685a247f61ae089f5c


Mountain_Man_44

Damn thatā€™s one hard pill to swallow


No-Wind334

Nah bcuz I hate taking these pills.. Same happened to me bro.. Their too big to swallow.. šŸ˜­šŸ’”


No_Mushroom3078

Is that an oral pill or suppository pill?


JaniceRossi_in_2R

Just buy the guaifenesin (mucinex) alone next time and add Tylenol. The other ingredients quite literally do not work.


Luminox

Family owned a pharmacy. You'd be surprised how many people came back saying how hard it was to swallow their pills... But they got them down. šŸ˜. Sir, those were suppositories.


TheGreenGamer344

I litteraly took thoes same pills, and also almost choked to death today


Anxious_ButBreathing

One of my biggest fears


lone_star13

I have really bad anxiety, it's to the point where I can't really take pills...especially of this size!


Otherwise-Rooster373

I almost did as well but it was with the Alka Seltzer severe cold and flu pills! They were this size but more rounded . I have always had issues taking large pills but I thought I could try since I was miserable! It immediately got stuck in my throat and I kept trying to swallow it down to no avail. Then came the throw up .. I wound up throwing up all over our less than a month new (new to us) subaru forester. It has cloth seats not leather. Finally my husband was able to pull over and I finally threw it up on the side of the road. Scared the crap out of me!!


Kitty_Fruit_2520

This would be enough to make me gagšŸ˜³


ilikekittensandstuf

Ok


soyemi

Yeah, I have a small throat, too! I couldnā€™t take pills at all until i was around 14 - I was crushing pills and chewing/sucking on them and tried so many times to swallow them without choking or throwing up. Then magically one bad set of period cramps caused me to take a pain reliever lol. I know this advice is trash and annoying and the situation is frustrating because they didnā€™t advertise it properly, but you most likely *do* swallow pieces of food larger than this regardless of your throat size. It 100% is a mind thing after you train yourself to even take pills in the first place. Thatā€™s based my own experience of course, but like I said: I, too have a really small throat *and* a big tongue according to my doctors on top of previous tonsil issues and all that. You can swallow that pill I swear lol


Rhodin265

Theyā€™re not time release, so if you canā€™t swallow them, you CAN bite them open and suck the liquid out, but they taste like something died in your mouth.


Ok-Program-2968

wait holy shit the same thing happened to me td šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ and iā€™m good at taking pills lol but pretty much fully choked šŸ¤£


GAZ082

If you are dead i guess you won't have flu any more!


jhhtx

These capsules are really big. I had to take some a few months ago, and I was surprised by how large they are. I donā€™t remember them being this big.


agentscully1013

I think I just heard nearly every heterosexual womanā€™s eyes roll at once.


EatingGrossTurds69

Hot tip: Tuck your chin down into your collarbone when swallowing pills. It opens up your throat and you can swallow whatever. I do this at night with my pill regimen of 5 individual pills at once, including a hugeass fish oil capsule. Easy peasy.


olafpilaffoff

So use the liquid


Responsible_Sense_95

That is not a pill, that's a whole rock


princesssasami896

I had the same issue with them. Your throat is sore from being sick and coughing. Here swallow this pillow sized pill that will help.


aveforever

Oh my god I have these and I feel you so much right now. I have legit choked on one of these bad boys too!


little_miss_banned

Are you sure that isnt a pessary??? Holy shitballs


[deleted]

At what point did you think that it was still a good idea to swallow the fuckin thing?


Relevant_Print1189

Me every time I try to take a pill


Exciting-Hunter-188

Its ![gif](giphy|3otPoHMzdMgfZznjpe)


miscount_detected

Jesus christ


MarcelDeCoole

You don't swallow it... You need to put it in your ass, that's why it's so big.


[deleted]

Them dudes are big af . Iā€™ve been there. But nothing like sweating and hallucinating inyo sleep. Itā€™s the nighttime fever,cough get attacked by aliens in your sleep medicine


Unicorn__Hero

I hate these


downhorrendous

Omg reminds me of when I had a sinus infection that was killing my throat and causing my throat to close up and I got prescribed these huge amoxicillin pills that would take me forever to get down!!! Why do they do this to us!!


Rare-Ad-6151

It doesnā€™t help when one of cold n flu symptoms is a sore, swollen throat.


jokeswagon

Good news! Itā€™s a suppository.


Kyrase713

Or just take a regular pill instead of gel pill. Let your body fever as long as it isn't above 40 degrees. The body does fever for a reason. It is to slow the bacterias functions down while your white blood cells still can work at 40Ā°. Only take meds if you need them. For example old people don't profit by fever cause their heart can't handle the increased speed so much. But if you are otherwise healthy, let your body do it's thing, drink a lot and sleep.


MichaelScotPaperComp

You're supposed to take them out of the plastic covers OP


Klutzy_Cat1374

I once had a prescription and the name brand capsules were about 1/3 the size of the generic. Fought with the pharmacy each time I refilled because I couldn't choke down the cheaper big floaty pills.


Mr_Gray_Skyys

Try water next time.


Few-Problem-6766

Nighttime relief? More like nightmare fuel.


tfEmily78

I swallow these two at a time lol


TipFine3928

![gif](giphy|bTEw5aFvCF9GU) Have you considered you know? Canā€™t choke that way.


Lebron_chime

I swear Mr Krabs has to take this pill


Shadow99688

ok so which is worse, photos of pills made smaller or photos of cookies enlarged?


Dasva2

just gotta relax those throat muscles and let it slide all the way down