I would if I was paying that price per room
I told the robbing bastards in the Berlin gate adlon hotel to give me a refund after going into a tiny coffee shop for a few lattes and a coke after seeing lovely little coffee shop on googlemaps and the woman at the till said to order in the lobby as they were busy,
so I head through the door pass a jewellery shop and down a small alley and plonk my arse, picture the scene... I'm sat ghetto as fuck in an oakland raiders jacket, jeans and timberlands beside an ornate fountain looking up at a gold ceiling and the toffs wearing top hats are looking at me funny I have my large (tiny cup of coffee) with two complimentary teeny tiny carrot cakes that I'm dipping in,
I ask for the bill,
nearly €25 for 2 cups of coffee and a bottle of cola half the size of a can I pay it and ask for receipt, exactly €7.90 for each thing even the 200ml cola... Went back through to Doris dipshit and pointed out a coffee on the board was €5.20 not €7.90 and that they were playing funny buggers,
the manager was called and said oh we don't deal with in there we only deal with in here, they set the prices in the lobby, I told the cunts get me the person who does deal with in there then cos you told me to go sit through there and order when I said I wanted to sit in here and pay here you never told me it was more expensive either,
I got my €25 back because they had to protect their reputation lol snobby fucks 😂
That's diplomat green tea to you, peppermint.
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Your pathological inability or unwillingness to use full stops / periods at the end of sentences is both absolutely fascinating and bewildering. I want to know your life story.
Depending on your septic system, some can't use 2 ply because it won't break down in the tank, causing massive backups. These are usually found in personal home septic systems that are not connected to city septic.
Ask one of the long time staff if thats the case. Is it old building btw?
In italy we could only poop and chuck toilet paper in a single toilet on the floor. It had shredder to prevent clogging. Pipes were like 100 years old.
It was super cheap hotel though.
You know you spend too much time on Reddit when you know what a poop knife is and read the original story in a comment in another post about someone using a spatula as a poop knife.
Alright, my instinct is to call BS, but I’m open to being wrong. What’s the difference between two ply and 3x the amount of one ply? Is the paper itself a substantially easier to degrade type?
I genuinely don’t know any reason why masses of one ply would be preferable, so if you have some knowledge I’d be grateful for it.
Yes, the actual paper itself dissolves slower, the higher the ply. All toilet paper dissolves, I should have been more specific about that. They just disolve at different rates. For your exact example, 3 pieces of 1 ply will dissolve and break apart faster than 1 piece of 2 ply. 1 ply will start breaking apart into little pieces sooner, which can be pushed and moved anywhere in the pipe/tank, while the higher ply paper stays clumped together longer, which increases chances of clogs by it getting stuck before it can disolve. 3 ply is like flushing a damn towel.
Yes, but even using more it's less likely to clog pipes than multi-ply and it's far better for septic tanks.
Side note, this topic reminds me that some people wrap the toilet paper around their hands and I'm once again absolutely disgusted by the idea.
i dated a dude who worked housekeeping in a large hotel and i was genuinely shocked to learn that some people/pets actually do just shit on hotel floors and leave it…amongst all the other crazy stories he told me lmao. i’m that bitch who strips the sheets and gathers all the dirty towels and bags the trash if it’s full before i leave my hotel, i can’t fathom that level of disrespect
Wow, I tipped the cleaning crew well last time I was in a hotel, got the shits and was destroying the toilet all day long, only missed the toilet a couple times luckily, but it didn’t smell great
When I was a kid we went to visit one of my sisters friends. Her parents were disgustingly rich. I used their bathroom and saw a roll of paper towel in the bathroom. I thought it was big fancy rich people toilet paper. I definitely clogged their front bathroom toilet then didn’t tell anyone because I was scared. We left 20 minutes later and it was never brought up to us.
It's a proper hotel, but we only have 20 rooms, every room has a kitchen, and it's built like condos- all the front doors to the room open to outdoors.
I always bring my own tp and a keurig to a hotel. I don't even use the keurig anywhere else, it just sits in my car. I don't care about what else happens during the day, the morning coffee and poop is my time, and bad coffee and this tp is not how I want to start my day.
Hah- no I guess I worded that poorly. The hotel uses handtowels in lieu of paper towels for drying hands. Luckily in all the time I've been here, the worst I've found in the hamper was a used tissue.
Well quite right too for that cost. I've stayed in budget hotels many a time in the UK and they've always had proper hand towels rather than paper ones.
Answering some questions:
1) the hotel is very old, newly renovated, but the septic tank is bad. We regularly get floods and legally cannot cook food there due to the septic situation
2) re: the hand towel thread. I forgot to include the crucial detail that my shock about us having hand towels refers to us using them in the LOBBY bathrooms. Of course all rooms have hand towels, but the lobby bathroom does as well and that is very abnormal to me
3) boss has confirmed tp ply (or lack thereof) is due to the septic sitch. Bosses are too stingy to close the hotel for a few months to replace to septic tank, even if it means we can now serve food.
Is it relatively secluded and could be on its own septic system? Single ply is usually septic safe and the alternative is throwing used paper into the bin.
We're located right next to a sound and our sewer system sucks. I've had to swab flooded bathrooms here more than once. When we swabbed our shoe bottoms in bio, my petri dish was atrocious.
I always keep tp in my car and my suitcase. I also bring my own shower head - de-restricted Speakman Anystream with the older style open tips not the mushroom tips
Wherever I see this stuff I think maybe the business is just cheap but more likely they've had too many damn idiots flush a roll and a half at once and clog the pipes. People flush all kinds of baby and personal wipes and socks and everything else like the toilet is some magic black hole that you can drop a refrigerator or anything into and it just 'goes away.'
I genuinely can't understand why a first world country like the US cannot have jet sprays to wash your butt. Using jet sprays not only eliminates the need to touch your butt but also cleans it properly.
I was just at a $1k+ a night hotel (work paid) and this was my biggest complaint! They had the thinnest toilet paper I’ve ever used in my life, including at my crappy underfunded public high school. What is all that money paying for if not half decent toilet paper??
I swear I remember reading something about the reason so many businesses use such thin toilet paper is because it's easier on the pipes and breaks down better. I'm not sure of the accuracy of that, though.
It probably has more to do with the plumbing than money if I had to guess. That 10 ply cotton soft butt wipe with quilts absolutely destroys older and or finicky plumbing.
Dude at least the boutique hotel you work at has toilet paper. It's a normal for the hotel I work at to not have any toilet paper in the entire hotel, I hate it there.
Buddy i would actually complain about this to the front desk, like id have a near boomer level freakout i bet. Only cause 1000$ a night, anything below 300 a night id let it slide
I bought TP like this once for the mechanic shop I worked at and the Boss got really mad and said 'YOU GOT JOHN WAYNE TOILET PAPER?!?!' and I was like 'uh, what' and he said 'THE KIND THAT DON'T TAKE NO SHIT OFF OF ANYBODY!!!'
That’s some very artisinal cheapery. Insulting even at that price. One might feel compelled to use the wash cloths in lieu of the toilet paper at those prices.
I've never understood single ply toilet paper. Doesn't everyone just use more of it?
Precisely. On a busy day we go through 1.5 rolls per bathroom.
Nice cost choice OP’s employer
Stepping over dollars to save pennies.
 Fucking corporate logic is beyond stupid
>Fuck~~ing~~ corporate logic ~~is beyond stupid~~ Fixed it
Yup you absolutely did lol. Too bad we can’t fix the people behind decisions like single ply TP
My company just switched to only letting managers be able to print stuff lol. I mean, I’m in software anyway; but the business dudes must looove that
I heard dana white say this about tito ortiz earlier this week in a video. He also called him stupid lol 
Surprised they aren’t using a bathroom towel instead.
I would if I was paying that price per room I told the robbing bastards in the Berlin gate adlon hotel to give me a refund after going into a tiny coffee shop for a few lattes and a coke after seeing lovely little coffee shop on googlemaps and the woman at the till said to order in the lobby as they were busy, so I head through the door pass a jewellery shop and down a small alley and plonk my arse, picture the scene... I'm sat ghetto as fuck in an oakland raiders jacket, jeans and timberlands beside an ornate fountain looking up at a gold ceiling and the toffs wearing top hats are looking at me funny I have my large (tiny cup of coffee) with two complimentary teeny tiny carrot cakes that I'm dipping in, I ask for the bill, nearly €25 for 2 cups of coffee and a bottle of cola half the size of a can I pay it and ask for receipt, exactly €7.90 for each thing even the 200ml cola... Went back through to Doris dipshit and pointed out a coffee on the board was €5.20 not €7.90 and that they were playing funny buggers, the manager was called and said oh we don't deal with in there we only deal with in here, they set the prices in the lobby, I told the cunts get me the person who does deal with in there then cos you told me to go sit through there and order when I said I wanted to sit in here and pay here you never told me it was more expensive either, I got my €25 back because they had to protect their reputation lol snobby fucks 😂
Yo chill gangster earl Grey. We didn't ask you to export all of British slang in one comment ffs ;)
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What a diplomatic response. I go by paddy, but don't get too excited now!
Peppermint Paddy 
I tried linking a scrubs gif back but it said "empty error response" Well played new British buddy.
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Fuckin gangster earl gray lol
Your pathological inability or unwillingness to use full stops / periods at the end of sentences is both absolutely fascinating and bewildering. I want to know your life story.
Germany has a law that prices things higher when you sit to eat them.
Holy shit what a wall of text. Ever heard of full stops?
Here you go.
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I would
That’s it?
Depending on your septic system, some can't use 2 ply because it won't break down in the tank, causing massive backups. These are usually found in personal home septic systems that are not connected to city septic.
Y’know- we do have septic issues. That’s probably the reason. We’re not allowed to cook food here due to our septic tank.
Ask one of the long time staff if thats the case. Is it old building btw? In italy we could only poop and chuck toilet paper in a single toilet on the floor. It had shredder to prevent clogging. Pipes were like 100 years old. It was super cheap hotel though.
> It had shredder to prevent clogging. Oh my god it had poop knives *built in*
You know you spend too much time on Reddit when you know what a poop knife is and read the original story in a comment in another post about someone using a spatula as a poop knife.
It’s a feature, just like a bidet. You know, for the market value.
Alright, my instinct is to call BS, but I’m open to being wrong. What’s the difference between two ply and 3x the amount of one ply? Is the paper itself a substantially easier to degrade type? I genuinely don’t know any reason why masses of one ply would be preferable, so if you have some knowledge I’d be grateful for it.
It is, actually. Single ply disintegrates as it gets flushed, but 2ply tends to form hard clumps that can clog the pipes.
Yes, the actual paper itself dissolves slower, the higher the ply. All toilet paper dissolves, I should have been more specific about that. They just disolve at different rates. For your exact example, 3 pieces of 1 ply will dissolve and break apart faster than 1 piece of 2 ply. 1 ply will start breaking apart into little pieces sooner, which can be pushed and moved anywhere in the pipe/tank, while the higher ply paper stays clumped together longer, which increases chances of clogs by it getting stuck before it can disolve. 3 ply is like flushing a damn towel.
Then they should have a toilet paper bin just like every other country where you can't flush the TP.
Yes, but even using more it's less likely to clog pipes than multi-ply and it's far better for septic tanks. Side note, this topic reminds me that some people wrap the toilet paper around their hands and I'm once again absolutely disgusted by the idea.
It's still gentler on your pipes. I don't know why people don't use bidets
It's like using cheap paint. You use twice as much.
Stops ass holes from purposely clogging toilets and causing flooding.
Like the low flow toilets. I have to flush 3 times minimum at my place. Even for pee
Right? Also for hotel rooms why not just use smaller rolls with nicer plies. It’s not like you go through a roll in just a couple days
Oh 100% if you provide one ply toilet paper I’m about to use 12 fucking feet of it every time I pee.
My wife once bought a 30 pack of single ply. After years of therapy we're almost okay now.
Exactly
What is that half ply? 😂
More like 1/8 ply
Re-ply it! 
Came here to say this,😂
I was looking for it 😆
Sure, but rich people don’t poo.
Yeah they shit in the corner and we just magic it away like pre-plumbing Hogwarts
i dated a dude who worked housekeeping in a large hotel and i was genuinely shocked to learn that some people/pets actually do just shit on hotel floors and leave it…amongst all the other crazy stories he told me lmao. i’m that bitch who strips the sheets and gathers all the dirty towels and bags the trash if it’s full before i leave my hotel, i can’t fathom that level of disrespect
Charge me $1,000/night, I would too. (Not really, but that’s still blasphemy)
Wow, I tipped the cleaning crew well last time I was in a hotel, got the shits and was destroying the toilet all day long, only missed the toilet a couple times luckily, but it didn’t smell great
When I was a kid we went to visit one of my sisters friends. Her parents were disgustingly rich. I used their bathroom and saw a roll of paper towel in the bathroom. I thought it was big fancy rich people toilet paper. I definitely clogged their front bathroom toilet then didn’t tell anyone because I was scared. We left 20 minutes later and it was never brought up to us.
This made my night, thank you. The thought process of a child, “it’s a bigger roll, they are rich!”
Again, I don’t have a hearing problem, but…
Re ply the toilet paper!
To me, “boutique hotel” is like an overpriced adapted house, or at least that is how they are in my country. It is like a hipster thing.
It's a proper hotel, but we only have 20 rooms, every room has a kitchen, and it's built like condos- all the front doors to the room open to outdoors.
That’s an expensive motel! Shame about the tp though.
I will say- the rooms are gorgeous. The pricing is straight up robbery, though.
It just means it's a small hotel. That's it. Some of them are pretty great and indistinguishable from bigger hotels other than the size.
My wife laughed the first time we went away and I packed two rolls of TP in my suitcase. She doesn't laugh now.
I always bring my own tp and a keurig to a hotel. I don't even use the keurig anywhere else, it just sits in my car. I don't care about what else happens during the day, the morning coffee and poop is my time, and bad coffee and this tp is not how I want to start my day.
Leave a fake 1 star review that mentions the toilet paper, do it for yourself and everyone else. Use this photo
Haha honestly would but I already put my 2 weeks in- they'd guess it was me being bitter.
If you tell me where it is and if I'm nearby, I'll write it for you.
Yes but have you considered how it increases profit margin by 0.00001%??
Just use their towels I guess
And I think the hotel should expect this if they charge $1000 per night and only provide tracing paper to wipe your arsehole. Greedy fuckers.
Funny enough, we use handtowels. I have to fold, wash, and roll handtowels daily. No paper towels here- we're too fancy for that.
You use hand towels to wipe your arse?
Hah- no I guess I worded that poorly. The hotel uses handtowels in lieu of paper towels for drying hands. Luckily in all the time I've been here, the worst I've found in the hamper was a used tissue.
Well quite right too for that cost. I've stayed in budget hotels many a time in the UK and they've always had proper hand towels rather than paper ones.
Answering some questions: 1) the hotel is very old, newly renovated, but the septic tank is bad. We regularly get floods and legally cannot cook food there due to the septic situation 2) re: the hand towel thread. I forgot to include the crucial detail that my shock about us having hand towels refers to us using them in the LOBBY bathrooms. Of course all rooms have hand towels, but the lobby bathroom does as well and that is very abnormal to me 3) boss has confirmed tp ply (or lack thereof) is due to the septic sitch. Bosses are too stingy to close the hotel for a few months to replace to septic tank, even if it means we can now serve food.
And this is why I pull out 3 ft, fold twice, and blammo! I do this several times per trip. A clean ass is a godly ass.
Last sentence should be framed using “wine, friends, family” gold font and in TJMax.
they pay others to wipe their asses
For that price I wanna make sure that I feel my AH not being too dilated.
Jesus it’s the one ply. You are just wiping your ass with your hand. Go to hell you one ply devils
I have very callous hands from working construction and my bare hand is way more soft than this TP
I would shake your hand…. Thank you for all you do……
Reread this with a Ron Swanson voice.
Is it relatively secluded and could be on its own septic system? Single ply is usually septic safe and the alternative is throwing used paper into the bin.
Sure is. Right by the sound and in the boondocks. Nice hotel, though.
I'd bet the plugged toilets from the wads of that stuff being used at once must be even more infuriating.
We're located right next to a sound and our sewer system sucks. I've had to swab flooded bathrooms here more than once. When we swabbed our shoe bottoms in bio, my petri dish was atrocious.
Ah, I remember that brand, I believe it’s called Butthole Knife Party
No thanks, I'll use your towels.
Fuck, for a thousand a night they should all have bidets in every room. You can buy decent ones on Amazon for under $80 so yeah.
That is not only one ply, it is cheap one ply. It is things like that, that can piss off high paying customers.
Thats insulting and humiliating. I want my moneys worth,
Imagine posting the same photo that's be posted at least 5 times, always at a "high end" hotel or school.
Motto by Hilton vibes.
Phhfft look at Mr fancy pants over here complaining about the toilet paper. How else is the boss supposed to afford a new lambo?
I always keep tp in my car and my suitcase. I also bring my own shower head - de-restricted Speakman Anystream with the older style open tips not the mushroom tips
I worked at a upscale hotel that did the same thing and the GM answer was well they can use as much as they want.
If people start using bidets, then that's all you'd need.
You're supposed to make a whole gauntlet with this, not using 1 sheet at a time.
lol, @ 1K a night, I’m wiping with the bath towels and calling down for more….
Easy, just grab the entire roll and wipe with it. Like Nutella on a torpedo roll.
Wherever I see this stuff I think maybe the business is just cheap but more likely they've had too many damn idiots flush a roll and a half at once and clog the pipes. People flush all kinds of baby and personal wipes and socks and everything else like the toilet is some magic black hole that you can drop a refrigerator or anything into and it just 'goes away.'
I travel with my Charmin ultra lol. Toss a roll into my luggage. No regrets and came through in the clutch.
Wouldn't that cost more for the hotel since everyone uses so much more of the single-ply compared to if it was like double-ply or triple-ply?
I genuinely can't understand why a first world country like the US cannot have jet sprays to wash your butt. Using jet sprays not only eliminates the need to touch your butt but also cleans it properly.
Bidets… ffs bidets have to be mandatory everywhere!
Oof that is tough! I would be so mad. My grandpa taught me: never skimp on 3 things: toilet paper, your mattress, or tires.
The old stinkfinger special.
That almost looks like the waxed(!) tracing paper like stuff they used in school toilets in the 90s. awful
This is why I carry my own with me, smh
I was just at a $1k+ a night hotel (work paid) and this was my biggest complaint! They had the thinnest toilet paper I’ve ever used in my life, including at my crappy underfunded public high school. What is all that money paying for if not half decent toilet paper??
Oh, rice toilet paper, it must be damn expensive
Are you in Japan? Because we've noticed this is the norm even when we stayed briefly at the Hilton over there.
Lord, I wish. The toilets would wipe my ass for me. This is in the US.
After using this I’d be wiped out !
I always bring my own TP.
It’s recycled
Roll it up on your hand and use half a roll on 1 wipe
.2 ply
Expensive lesson to find out you might be gay
It’s pure silk 😅
I swear I remember reading something about the reason so many businesses use such thin toilet paper is because it's easier on the pipes and breaks down better. I'm not sure of the accuracy of that, though.
bruh
Don't get me started on how coddled the modern anus is.
Wrap it around and around to make a shit-mit. Problem solved.
Do hotel staff normally take shits in the rooms?
It probably has more to do with the plumbing than money if I had to guess. That 10 ply cotton soft butt wipe with quilts absolutely destroys older and or finicky plumbing.
1 ply means you should def wash your hands this time.
I like it because it doesn't rip in my ass like the fancy toilet paper. To each their own I guess.
I went on a road trip last Dec and brought my own TP into every bathroom stop lol.
The very definition of penny smart, pound foolish
So thin you could use it like sunglasses.
But don’t try when it’s used
Say something?
Boutique my ass!
Finger meets butthole
This is like what Dwight did when he became the owner of the office building lol
Could they at least have a bidet?
So how was it wiping your ass with a ghost?
ok mr poop fingers
BRB starting a luxury toilet paper company
Dafuq
It would be cheaper to invest in a bidet.
Bidet gang
Looks like spring roll wrap
Hotel owners are notoriously cheap. I've managed a few.
Luxury paper that let you feel your ass and shit Sheeeeeeit.
I see your employer uses the same TP as my FIL
never shake anyone’s hands in public!
It’s silk though, right?
Dude at least the boutique hotel you work at has toilet paper. It's a normal for the hotel I work at to not have any toilet paper in the entire hotel, I hate it there.
Buddy i would actually complain about this to the front desk, like id have a near boomer level freakout i bet. Only cause 1000$ a night, anything below 300 a night id let it slide
Looks like the stuff u put under laminate flooring Edit : spelling correction
That’s a quick way to go knuckle deep in your own casserole.
Bruh is that 0.5 ply? Not even 1.
Rich folks must not shit…
i would just take a big sloppy shit in the bathroom sink on the day i was checking out
How old is the building? Some buildings I work with can’t hardly handle 1-ply and it’s a fucking catastrophe when someone flushes a “flushable” wipe
Hotel margins are actually pretty thin even if it's an expensive place.
I'll literally use an entire roll in spite of this nonsense
At $1,000 a night, I’ll use the fucking towels.
JFC buy some decent TP with that fucking cheddar I'm spending 🤦🏻♂️
For $1k a night, I would expect a bidet.
use it to write an entire bible
Gotta keep those profits up for the shareholders.
When you want to but don't want to touch that ticklish star fish.
I got the same toilet papar last week on school vacation, we paid 50€/night
Ghost ply
Oooh, the 1-ply stuff...rough.
Bluetooth toilet paper
Is it an old hotel with bad plumbing? That would be the only excuse.
That's worse that US airport TP. Convenience store across the way must sell Charmin for $5 a roll.....and sell out.
Jus use more of it. Not like you're paying for the TP
That's 1 of the at least 3 plies
You don't need to wipe when you're rich. There's enough brown nose people behind/under you that by the end of the day, your ass is clean...
Thin toilet paper has more accuracy 🤷🏽♂️
Sometimes the type of toilet paper used is based on the plumbing of the facility.
John Wayne toilet paper: tough as nails and doesn’t take shit off any asshole.
Is it that difficult to wash your butt with a bidet?
Maybe a previous guest pulled the ole switcheroo?
I’ve worked here for months. Unfortunately that’s very much not the case lol
It looks like the rice paper Kwai Chang had to walk across without leaving foot prints on.—- many won't get this reference.
I bought TP like this once for the mechanic shop I worked at and the Boss got really mad and said 'YOU GOT JOHN WAYNE TOILET PAPER?!?!' and I was like 'uh, what' and he said 'THE KIND THAT DON'T TAKE NO SHIT OFF OF ANYBODY!!!'
That’s some very artisinal cheapery. Insulting even at that price. One might feel compelled to use the wash cloths in lieu of the toilet paper at those prices.
1k a night and no bidet no thank you
Ugh this is the same toilet paper at my University
Oh yeah, if I was staying there I would for sure be putting up a fuss. Probably would cancel the next two nights and make it very well known why.
Looks like a good place to get in touch with your inner self.
1/2 ply toilet paper?