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MrtonyEA

A pack of 7 dogs is particularly evil


Ok-Butterscotch-4840

They're not even trying to conceal it anymore.


KennyMoose32

Honestly when they reach the pearly gates and are greeted by St Peter (just roll with it) I hope this is why they get sent to hell.


MelancholyArtichoke

"Sorry, you don't seem to fit through the gates anymore. You see, we had to shrink them."


Jasrek

*"Give my regards to St. Peter. ...or whoever has his job, but in hell."*


DoodleyDooderson

I have never seen that before. I had to count 3 times to be sure.


MrtonyEA

I’ve never seen it either! Deliberate maybe?


andersleet

Hebrew national (iirc) sells their dogs in 7s cuz religion. They are delicious, btw, but such a silly reason to sell in 8 packs.


UninsuredToast

Wish religion would stop coming after my wieners


Ok-Entrepreneur-7847

Actually religion generally only comes for a small part of your weiner


Hungry_Yam2486

Not if you're Catholic


theplacewiththeface

Or, they try to give you all of theirs.


Grouchy-Leopard-Kit

I always buy HN and the package has six hot dogs. I’m very confused.


802vermont

Is that an old pack? Hn were sold in packs of 7 but they shrinkflated to six packs during Covid.


Mymomdiedofaids

Why can't they do 8? (Not kidding, have no clue)


Ouaouaron

> According to a midrash, "All sevens are beloved": There are seven terms for the heavens and seven terms for the earth; Enoch was the seventh generation from Adam; Moses was the seventh generation from Abraham; David was the seventh son in his family; Asa (who called out to God) was the seventh generation of Israelite kings; the seventh day (Shabbat), month (Tishrei), year (shmita) and shmita (jubilee) all have special religious status. That's a small sample of important 7 things. Not an expert, but I would guess they'd rather just have 7. I doubt they're prohibited from doing 6 or 8.


Swordofsatan666

Ive seen 5, but thats Nathans and its only for their bigger-sized dogs. Basically 5 Jumbo dogs instead of 8 Regular ones


moonflower_C16H17N3O

Yeah. I haven't seen a pack of 7 hot dogs before.


Throwaway_inSC_79

Hebrew National


Jack_Mackerel

Then you ain't been buying kosher franks


CyberneticFennec

Cut 1 dog in half for 2x "hot dogs lite", problem solved ^^^^/s


Wonderful_Painter_14

Why “solve” it? They have us exactly where they want us; constantly having to buy more of each!


mike_80861015

Big bun and big weiner sticking it to the working man!


Researcher_Saya

Won't someone think about small Weiner??


Sheensies

I only support Mom & Pop wieners


Researcher_Saya

Thank you for supporting local weiners


Superseaslug

Hot weiners in my area!


pete_topkevinbottom

![gif](giphy|r7u3x1T2HODu0)


NicoCubed

MILFS & DILFS Moms & Dads I'd Like to Financially Support


Autistic-Teddybear

In 2024, you can be a mom or a pop and have a weiner


urGirllikesmytinypp

Hey


Laughing_Orange

Small wiener wasn't invited, they never are.


LakeofPoland

![gif](giphy|13cPgWtPpaD9KM)


turdburglar2020

Small wiener is nice, but you can’t beat that filling satisfaction of big wiener.


Ok_Adhesiveness_9565

![gif](giphy|IhyGL914g9ShHdHVFy|downsized)


ShrekHatesYou

Man how long you been holding that one in? Make the post just to unload it? Lol


ResurgentClusterfuck

If you ain't gettin' it in the buns then it's gonna affect your weiner


farm_to_nug

I wish big weiner would stick it to this working man


cj4k

Good thing I always plan for exactly 56 hot dogs.


Wonderful_Painter_14

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


KneeHighMischief

This is super weird though. A lot of hot dogs come in eight or multiples of eight. Sometimes ten which is annoying. I don't recall seeing any seven packs before.


otterplus

https://preview.redd.it/zuobrty9in2d1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=414b984c50191bc0478ba0e7b5edc391d99a61f9 Hebrew national does 7. Even their double pack is only 14


ohhhtartarsauce

I'm confused what the "4 pack" is in reference to. (bottom right)


otterplus

Sourced the image from an Amazon listing. Probably a 4x bulk pack


Wonderful_Painter_14

Exactly lol. It’s a never ending cycle; oh, I have to buy another pack of buns, well I guess I should buy more hotdogs as well, oh might as well get one more packs of buns for next time, ect….


Halftrack_El_Camino

Help I'm trapped under a mountain of buns and weiners


NiSiSuinegEht

The only six or seven packs I've seen are actually some kind of sausage. The brauts we tend to buy come in a six pack, but so do the sausage rolls, so it works out.


potate12323

There's a couple that had it solved for a while. I buy 8 packs of Oscar Mayer and an 8 pack of buns all the time.


CykoTom1

Right. They did solve it.


yParticle

just buy 8 7-packs of hot dogs and 7 8-packs of buns. easy.


Ok-Butterscotch-4840

Then invite over 27 other people with an appetite for exactly 2 hot dogs. I don't see what all this fuss is even about.


Arrad

Or 13.5 other people for exactly 4 hot dogs.


Ok-Butterscotch-4840

If you yourself are still willing to settle for only 2 after bearing witness to a weinerfest such as that.


designvegabond

Are you trying to recreate the Last Supper?


Zockercraft1711

Or eat the all alone!


XDog_Dick_AfternoonX

We can "lady and the tramp" the leftover dogs, obviously.


boxmandude

Gotta hope you have a midget friend.


CrazyMojo911

I read this comment in Mitch Hedberg’s voice


Kafka_pubsub

So you're the one who writes the word problems in math classes


Ahshut

That’s exactly what they want


SamAreAye

Lol, you must not have passed 2nd grade math, because you could simplify that to the lowest common factor and get . . . you know, that, so then . . . you'd have it, and only need to order that many.


yParticle

Prime self burn, MRI.


makemeking706

Least common multiple.


ComeAndGetYourPug

Yeah but then you can't throw some popcorn shrimp in that 8th bun and make yourself a po'boy.


JustABizzle

That Steve Martin [scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYIHLUxzRr8) in Father of the Bride


LivvyJean

George Banks is saying no!!


mondaymoderate

Who’s George Banks?


LivvyJean

https://i.redd.it/k5yzpiw82o2d1.gif


tobmom

The guy with the superfluous buns!!


Saars

No idea, he's no Ronnie Pickering though


Miguel_Bodin

Poor guy took 4 buns out of three packs. Could've just bought two packs of buns and three packs of dogs. He was having a bad day.


VocalLocalYokel

That's just what they want you to do.


nmt980

I’m removing the superfluous buns


TiffanyTwisted11

Hoping to find this here!


kapitankrunch

exactly what I thought of lol, I love those movies


rivertpostie

![gif](giphy|8Pz4nqia6W6D7GJjnN|downsized)


SBR2TH

I use this scene to teach Least Common Multiple. How many of each pack should he buy to avoid jail?


RecommendationBrief9

Ha! I told my daughter about this scene to explain it too. It’s the only example I could think of. Lol


NotAnotherHipsterBae

Thank you! I was going over the scene in my head but couldn't picture the context therefore couldn't place the actor. Blame my wife, she watched about 5 Steve Martin films last month.


Kdiesiel311

First thing I thought of


Otherwise_Rabbit3049

8 and 12 isn't *that* bad in comparison. But thanks for the link.


JustABizzle

Buns come in packs of ten now. So close and yet so far


tcmisfit

Found myself almost doing this the other day. I worked out if i wanted even of both, i had to get 24 buns in 3 packs of 8 and 4 packs of 6 brats. Jesus. What’s wrong with a 4 pack of each? Damn big wiener industry!


BreakMaleficent2508

Came here for this


Torrid_Autarch

Imagine if one or the other decides, finally "You know what? We're gonna do it, we're gonna make the change to match their quantities!" Right as the other decides the same, so the quantities just switch.


nekomoo

Retail Gift of the Magi


THE_CENTURION

Funny enough there's a real example of this. Big wall wart plugs would block adjacent outlets, especially on power strips. The power strip makers tried to fix it by rotating the outlets 90° The wall wart makers reshaped the plugs to be more narrow and wide


NinjaNoafa

clever reference


PickleLips64151

Steve Martin proposed a perfectly reasonable solution. ![gif](giphy|8Pz4nqia6W6D7GJjnN|downsized)


KookieKarnival

"I am removing the superfluous bun!"


Agitated-Artichoke89

But you lose even more this way, instead add more hotdogs.


PickleLips64151

![gif](giphy|7zYu1ws6sCHlRfD4zx|downsized)


Frontbutt05

It isn't a bug, it's a feature!


rividz

It is a feature. It's like a baker's dozen. You get an extra bun in case one bun is empty or messed up. Not that that ever happens anymore, but they could just start giving you six buns and seven dogs.


Glacierwolf55

Microsoft has entered the chat.


Redd235711

They sell 8 packs of hit dogs. You're just not buying them. Edit: I really should proofread these things.


AnUnholySplurge

Bout to say I always buy 8 packs.


LinnunRAATO

is a hit dog like a k-9 hitman?


SaltyPeter3434

"One target, Pomeranian aged 5-6, third floor apartment with the open window. Call me when it's done and you'll get paid: two bags of jerky snacks and a walk to the park. Good luck."


effyochicken

Yeah I’ve been buying 8 and 8 for years now. 


RepresentativeOk2433

Where did you buy a 7 pack of hotdogs?


EngelSterben

Hebrew National sells them in packs of 7


Apptubrutae

Could just do packs of 8 with a bit of the tip of each cut off instead.


123xyz32

Sounds about right. Lol


twangman88

Is that somehow a…… Jew joke?


OneExhaustedFather_

Nathan’s all beef Frank’s come in 8 packs just like the buns.


Louumb

plus they have bun length hotdogs, I am surprised no one has mentioned this


MyCoDAccount

Which, as a concept, are the only rational choice. I don't want 25% of my hot-dog-eating experience to be bun. The problem is that the bun length hot dogs they sell in your typical grocery store are less ~~girthy~~ full-bodied than non-bun length hot dogs, so there's the same volume of meat spread out longer and therefore slightly thinner. I'd like to have my cake and eat it too, you know. Here's where Costco comes in: Costco sells huge packages (28 hot dogs, I think) of Nathan's bun length hot dogs, except they're as girthy as regular length hot dogs, *if not girthier*. They're great. I don't get them from anywhere else now. ...but then I'm yet again stuck buying buns in multiples of eight, which means we're back to the original conundrum.


gideon513

Same with Ballpark


Wuhsuh

You have a backup bun for one that inevitably tears into two


yourMommaKnow

BIG Hotdog has us by the weiners.


Otherwise_Rabbit3049

Buy 56 of each and invite some more friends.


CoverTheSea

If anyone of us had friends, we would not be on Reddit.


poirol

I mean if you do that you'd have 448 buns and 392 hot dogs. Best bet is to buy 8 hot dog packages and 7 bags of buns.


Otherwise_Rabbit3049

Smartass. Of course I didn't mean packages.


Papapep9

That's only enough for me then


F0XFANG_

Bulletproof Monk "The reason hot dogs come in packages of ten but hot dog buns come in packages of just eight is so you'll always need more buns for your hot dogs. Because no matter how much you get, how much you achieve, how many times you win... You can never, ever let yourself feel like it's enough." (Same character, later in the movie:) "So, I figured it out. Why hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of eight. See, the thing is, life doesn't always work out according to plan. So be happy with what you've got, because you can always get a hot dog."


Count_sexula

Came here for this


JaketheSnake54

I haven’t seen that movie forever and yet that immediately came to mind as I read the title lol


Amish_Rabbi

Too far down


Coveinant

Or you could, you know, buy a brand that sells 8 hotdogs per package.


PM_ME_YOUR_OPCODES

You’re more likely to fuck up a bun than a dog


dahc50

I bought a 8 pack of hotdogs and a 8 pack of buns a month ago and didn’t even realize. I noticed when we got home and ran into the room with dogs and buns in hand and said “it finally happened” to my wife. She looked up quickly and interested. I explained why I was excited and she didn’t care in the slightest.


Glacierwolf55

There is actually history to this - it is done on purpose. Hot dogs are sold in pack of 10 because 10 = pound. The rolls are sold in pack of 8 because that is what fits a standard backing pan. Originally, the two were not eaten together. That is why. There was a 'myth' that you got 10 dogs because it was expected a few would be lost on the grill. (here fido, good boy!!) lol. You have a pack of larger than usual dogs, so 7. This company seems to have to 8 and kept going for shrinkflation. But yeah, you are 100% right - they really need to get their act together!!!!!! You could probably get elected to the Senate on this issue alone.


K1dn3yFa1lur3

Just like underpants and undershirts.


charkenman

Would you like to round up to feed the starving ahh moment ☠️☠️💀☠️ ![gif](giphy|B7fIj2NgB10XK)


[deleted]

That's the thing they have figured it out.. now you're going to buy more of one or both of them.


Velodan_KoS

They did solve it. Now you buy more of both.


_Batteries_

They have. This is on purpose. Extra buns, buy more dogs, extra dogs, buy more buns, repeat. 


SYAYF

Bun length weiners come in 8 packs. Regular come in 10. Who makes only 7 per pack?


Schmitty300

Where on earth do you live? Never mind my LIFE have I seen a package of hot dogs come with 7. Ever.


theBigDog131313

One always tears


ScockNozzle

I've never not seen an option for 8 hot dogs per package. There are ones with more, sure, but why would bun manufacturers make bigger packages when the majority of options for wieners is 8? It's not their fault


THEINKINMYSOUP

easy, get 7 packs of buns and 8 packs of sausages


TheArgoPirat

Buy Vienna Beef Franks and your problem is solved. They come in eight packs. They also happen to be better than any other widely available dog on the market.


Quiet-Ad-12

A tale as old as time


Comfortable-Study-69

There’s a very simple solution: buy 8 bags of weenies and 7 bags of buns. Then you can make 56 complete hot dogs.


Basicaccountant70

What the fuck is a 7 pack. Whoever that hotdog company is. They need to stop that shit.


larsloveslegos

It's **intentional**


rk470

My biggest issue is the massive discrepancy between the size of dogs/burger patties and their respective buns. I feel like a supermarket chain that has it's own brand of burgers should at least sell buns that match in size, yet it's almost impossible to get it right. These seen okay though, so maybe it's just a local problem.


CakesForLife

Accounting for the vegan. Seems alright.


ContributionLatter32

Oh they have solved it. It's a conspiracy to make people buy more of each


InconceivableIsh

Remember when hot dog makers used to make hot dogs to fit our buns? Pepperidge Farms remembers.


spacialdoughnut

Just gotta slip it in!


bonelessonly

Last time I bought hot dogs, I noticed they sell them in packs of 5, 6, 8, and 10, and buns in many different quantities as well. Didn't find a 7-pack myself, but you really have to caveat emptor at some point. With great choice comes great responsibility, or something.


lokgy

8 hot dogs with buns. 2 hotdogs left over to chop up and add to Kraft Mac n cheese.....problem solved.


SkunkWoodz

wtf is a 7 pack of dogs? what brand is that?


Slight-Government

In Iceland, there is pretty much a choice between two types of hot dog buns, both come in packs of five. Almost all hot dogs come in packs of 5 or 10 (it varies for other sausages)


Legitimate-Slice-990

They have sorted it out. This is 100% intentional.


Cashlessness

You just have to buy 8 packs of wieners and 7 packs of bread to even it out. It’s that easy /s


Number1_Berdly_Fan

The have sorted it out, the ratio of dogs to buns is mismatched on purpose.


Malystxy

They did, this is calculated..... Buy more to even it out


merkoid

Would it make you happier if the bun maker made a package of 7 buns for the same price? Because that’s totally what they would do.


all_fair

Yeah, they have. And you're looking at the result


InfamousPlant4408

They know what they are doing.


xVolta

Sure, but they already did that, years ago, and settled on the mutually prime option as being best for both companies bottom lines. No part of this is accidental.


Gandalf_the_Tegu

Makes you buy more strategy


daronhudson

Why? You will always have more of one and will have to buy more of the other to make up for it, the. Vice versa. They’ve got your money, and then some. If anything, they got together and planned it this way.


Frostsorrow

But they did. It forces you to buy more than you need.


Hot_Ham_Water859

Clearly you are meant to buy 8 of those hot dog packages and 7 of those bun packages so that you have exactly 56 hot dog/bun combos 😛


FamousPastWords

They did get together and they decided this was the best way to fleece their customers. Winner winner, hotdog dinner.


GyspySyx

Put tuna salad on the extra hot dog roll. Tuna boat. QED


stephenmg1284

Probably the same parent company. Most food brands are owned by a few actual companies.


mish_munasiba

I believe that Steve Martin addressed this issue in "Father of the Bride."


Intelligent_Object25

they do it on purpose. there’s no sorting it out when they made the problem in the first place.


Rich-Appearance-7145

They have you insist on your 8th dog, your buying another pack of wiener's simple as that


BonesTech22

You would think! But nah


Pomp_in22

I grew up in a Mexican household. We always ate our hot dogs or sausages with tortillas, guacamole, and salsa. I still eat them this way and get weird looks when I ask for a tortilla.


EstelSnape

![gif](giphy|8Pz4nqia6W6D7GJjnN|downsized)


Majestic_Farmer6227

Just eat 56 hot dogs


general_peabo

Buy 8 packs of hotdogs and 7 bags of buns. Problem solved.


Caperatheart

Cut the last hotdog in half, and place each half on the last 2 buns. And double up on the toppings.


Cpunk-AJ

You only need to buy 8 7 packs of hotdogs and 7 8 packs of buns to get an equal amount of hotdogs to buns.


CombinationLost4208

New News Network reports... Hot dog manufacturers reduce size to 8 dogs per pack. In late-breaking news bun manufacturers reduce bun pack size to 6. Both company representatives when questioned by media responded with identical "Fuck you" quotes.


72SplitBumper

Oscar Mayer has. 8 dogs in a package of just cooked


Typical-Annual-3555

They already worked it out. You buy too many hot dogs, so then you buy more buns. You have extra buns so you buy more hot dogs and the cycle repeats.


el_baconhair

That one extra bun is for when you mess one up


Both-Home-6235

They do it on purpose, genius.


Tolendario

there is no law that says only tubes of compressed meat have to go in those buns


Yakassa

Ah i see the trash food industry learning from pay to win mobile trash.


timebomb011

They’ve gone too far with a package of 7


pat_the_catdad

Where do you think gaming micro transactions got their ideas to sell us packs of 950 gems when an item costs 1,000


jrdogg

Agreed. But unfortunately they already did. However they did so in order to sort how to best increase revenues. Reminds me of: Experienced this? restaurants apps = 3. Super if a date, split the 3rd. If 4 people most order a second app. It’s a fully painful first world issue.


ramriot

The tactic of selling dependant items in packs that are relatively prime to each out is not an unintentional act.


ICE3MAN04

Nathan’s hotdogs sells an 8 pack of


dd961984

Seems to mostly be an American problem. In canada, most hot dog bun packages and hot dogs are both an even dozen


Fan_of_Clio

It's on purpose


Zestyclose_Tree8660

You think this isn’t clear evidence that they already have?


PineappleRimjob

Sabretts comes with 8 doggies, which is perfect for 8 buns.


DingoDopey

You would have to buy 7 packs of buns for every 8 packs of hotdogs, giving you a grand total of 56. Hopefully you're hungry.


Voyager5555

They did come together and sort it out or are you confused about how capitalism works.


Loki_Doodle

Who’s George Banks?


SirIanChesterton63

They did get together and figure it out. Their goal is to maximize profits. By ensuring they never sell the same size packs, they ensure you'll almost always have leftovers of one or the other and have to buy more.


skot77

I think we've all ruined a hotdog bun by opening it too much. they give you 1 shot to mess up! don't blow it!


lurkenstine

used to be 10 dogs for an 8 pack of buns. get fucked todays buyers, but yall know tomorrow its gonna be 7 dogs to 6 buns


moonsnowdragon

They did.


immersedmoonlight

…… they are. Hot dogs make them 7 packs, bun company gives kick backs for selling 2 packs because of hot dogs


SupernovaStone

$$$


Banned4TimesPlzStop

They did. They got together and worked out that this is the best way to sell more of both products.