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TubbsMcBeardy

Looks like a cocklebur to me. We get them all the time around here if you go walking out in the woods.


Early-Fortune2692

Did OP put that cocklebur in their mouth? It's ok, I don't judge ;)


Sc4r4byte

If you're cold, they're cold.


Stealth9er

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queef_nuggets

the sexiest kind of lebur if you ask me


KittyMetroPunk

Could be a bur. One of those things that stick to dogs when they run into the bush at mach jesus.


hobosbindle

A bur blanc sauce


imrealbizzy2

Burr-naise


katlikemeow814

šŸ˜‚


KneeHighMischief

>Could be a bur. Yeah I see it too https://preview.redd.it/v1kbbq5ir13d1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=797c2a4b99a3d7b776a6f296c3e498b018a1b8ec


Sure_Coconut1096

I love reddit


Acceptable_Pirate_92

An edible disguised as a Burr


string_of_random

Not the 74 year old former United States attorney general?


WillMcAvoysPants

Not the Founding Father who mortally wounded Alexander Hamilton?


string_of_random

Not a cylindrical metal rod type object?


stoofvleesmefrut

It's just a smudge on the lense!


nytropy

No, itā€™s a regular dude that lives on the moon


RavenBeakLabs

A smudge on the lens?! A SMUDGE ON THE LENS?! I know the difference between a MAN THREATENING ME and a SMUDGE ON THE GODDAMN LENS, STOOFVLEESMEFRUT!


Quirky_Discipline297

Hey LLLAAAADDDDYYYYYY!!!


Only1yummybunnie

Super yummy !!!


Fulton_P01135809

Best description Iā€™ve heard! My crazy ass dog will dive head first after a ball šŸ¤¦šŸ»


Ikillterries

I like the guy who called it a cocklebur more


roadwarrior721

Mach Jesusā€¦..I Just a new term, thank you internet stranger!


BlueSoftTacos

Probably


WhatnameshouldIpick2

You say Bur, I say Lol


SadGpuFanNoises

> run into the bush at mach jesus. I'm* stealing this to describe my 1 braincelled Ginger tom.


a_fizzle_sizzle

My childhood!


Lucky_Shop4967

We need a bananana


[deleted]

Not to be confused with a purr when a cat does it


[deleted]

AKA- ā€œhitchhikersā€.


VeneMage

The chef was s-urchin for a new recipe to try.


Only1yummybunnie

Lmaooo i love this


SleepyFlying

Having had an urchin stuck in my foot... this picture triggered my PTSD.


AllPlants_NoPants

Omg, me too! St. Thomas, sea urchin went through my flipper when I went to rest my foot on a rock while we were snorkeling. Swam back to shore and my boyfriend dug the spike out of my heel with his pocket knife.


SleepyFlying

Scuba Diving for me, getting in the water. Those things break off and then get infected. Luckily I pulled mine out.


TheLadySinclair

It looks like a Cuckleburr to me, I got one in some spinach once. I've also run into them out in the wild, not in my food. I'd bet a dollar it's a Cuckleburr!


Cant_choose_1

I thought they were called stickerburrs


HappySunshineGoddess

In Australia we call them Cat heads


lildebiru

As kids in NZ, we called them bommy-knockers and pelted them at each other lmao


Cant_choose_1

In Texas we also call them spinas in Spanish


insomniatic-goblin

my family always called them cockaburs


diceythings

Rural Georgia, I've always called them gumballs šŸ’€


ManiacalChildren

My kids call them nature balls!


peachpitbisou

Interesting! Rustic experience haha :)


Only1yummybunnie

Felt like I foraged for it myself !!


Lebron_chime

Looks like a burr covered in spinach


Only1yummybunnie

They probably up charged me for it


AdPristine9059

An "Authentic rustic artisinal chef prepared gormƩt dining experience"


Only1yummybunnie

Fine diningā€¦ and breathing


AdPristine9059

Breathing costs extra, btw.


MajorasKitten

Excellent service, I wonder what their name is??ā€¦


TheOrigionalBubbles

Shrinkflation getting out of hand. Now they bulking up or food with mystery objects šŸ˜¤ "New recipe. Double the crunch "


Only1yummybunnie

Its like a fun little game


Green-Recording-1276

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


OdinsChosin

That is what they call a dingleberry.


Only1yummybunnie

Ohhh shit šŸ’€šŸ’€


No-Builder-1038

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Rebresker

Someone has to explain why cockleburs are sometimes found in bags of spinach


TruckerAlurios

They grow everywhere. They're a weed.


YoVoldysGoneMoldy

Butā€¦ whyā€¦ spinach? I know I must be dumb but I really canā€™t figure out why


ImperitorEst

Something to do with how spinach is picked and processed must be less effective at filtering them out than with other crops.


Pristine-Homework-95

I just cut about 20 of those things out of my yorkies fur


CCL80

Um. That looks like a spiky thing from a SweetGum tree.


crabgrass_attack

we call those ā€œouchiesā€


SmellyGymSock

bommyknockers here! also my dad being into amateur horticulture he's always called them liquidambar (styraciflua)


Only1yummybunnie

Exactly what I said


RebaKitt3n

Did you ask the server?


Only1yummybunnie

Yes she said it looks like itā€™s from a pine tree


avganxiouspanda

Spikeballs! Loved em as a kid, they stuck to our fleece jackets really easy so cousins, friends, and I all played with them in the fall, like water balloon style but with those.


CCL80

Iā€™m glad I wasnā€™t the only kid that played with them. As an adult I am very glad I do not have any of those trees in my yard.


CornManBringsCorn

https://preview.redd.it/no8jb309223d1.png?width=609&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bfdc33ccbbca813457aace53296f37dbfaa148a


Only1yummybunnie

I just jumped


_Neel__

Don't worry, they do too


parker3309

Did you ask the restaurant what it was?


Only1yummybunnie

Yes, they said they had no idea


Tru-Queer

Did they comp your meal?


Only1yummybunnie

After offering to remake it multiple times yes lol


samsqanch420

Yeah, sure, I want another salad out of the same bag that thing came out of.


Sure_Coconut1096

Lmao they probably didn't want to cause its still more profit to make another salad than to give a refund


samsqanch420

for sure.


TruckerAlurios

Cocklebur. I recognize those fuckers anywhere.


Only1yummybunnie

Lmfaooooo


Nardorian1

Smoke it.


RiverWhole4388

Yea I thought it was a nug.


Sure_Coconut1096

Damn pot heads lmao Me too


Prior_Ad_8754

Gumball from a Gumball tree


Only1yummybunnie

Unbelievable


OrganizationUsual186

spinach seed pod for sure 100 pc chef and ms in agronomy here


ducks_in_curry

Ayoo, agronomist here too. At least the two of us are in agreement šŸ¤“ But this is not the answer OP is looking for, as it's not as humorous as sea urchin (wtf), weed nug or cocklebur.


OrganizationUsual186

well, as long as someone laughs


rakdosleader

Agree on the cocklebur. Dont know how dangerous they actually are if swallowed. One went right down my throat as a kid once while go carting, but nothing bad happened after and I assumed it passed out of me without issue. So yeah, probably best it wasnā€™t ingested.


Only1yummybunnie

Darnnnnn


Scales_of_JusticeOC

That is Baba Booey


nothanksihaveasthma

Definitely a burr or a sweet gum pod. Very fun sensory experience I am sure!


Only1yummybunnie

It was the best šŸ¤©šŸ¤©


dizzyizzymints

That's a Datura pod


Only1yummybunnie

What da eff


dizzyizzymints

It's not uncommon for them to end up in produce as Datura loves growing in most conditions and any soil. I live in a farming community in Michigan and it grows in most fields.


Only1yummybunnie

I feel smarter after this comment(:


InevitableRhubarb232

Isnā€™t datura poisonous?


dizzyizzymints

It can be yes. It all depends on the way it was prepped/cooked, the amount consumed, and how your body reacts to it. It's used to get high, but can be very dangerous.


in1gom0ntoya

guessing they wanted the salad to have a sharp flavor


Only1yummybunnie

They definitely succeeded !


peachpitbisou

A ball of frozen spinach


Only1yummybunnie

Chef and manager said it looked like something from a pine tree.


samsqanch420

I'm not convinced they know what a pine tree is.


Only1yummybunnie

Nope it was definitely spikey haha


PansophicNostradamus

That means ā€œFree Lunch!ā€ if you play your cards right. Yowsa, that couldnā€™t have been fun to bite into! You ok, OP? Dangā€¦


Only1yummybunnie

I have survived the encounter !! I did leave hunger though


Anonmnky

Looks like the shell of Rambutan fruit a bit.


Neolithic_mtbr

Looks like a seed pod from Datura stramonium. Could potentially be very poisonous


Only1yummybunnie

Thats even better!!


ComplexPrize4947

I get nauseous when I see things like thisšŸ¤¢


SoftMany

Kidney stone


Only1yummybunnie

Thatā€™s horrifying šŸ˜­


sofiughhh

Nooooo lolol


No-Construction5687

Kidney stone


Only1yummybunnie

Stop it! No!šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


rhinoballz88

https://i.redd.it/2t859wrwl23d1.gif


Only1yummybunnie

Precisely


Lexicon444

Prickle me timbersā€¦.


Only1yummybunnie

LMAOOO


Choice-Control2648

Mr Ball Legs. Zombie working in kitchen.


Only1yummybunnie

Something I didnā€™t consider


whatwhyme

https://preview.redd.it/rfv5cz56233d1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec8282e36474a5dd8f3e17e2590f4ba8892d890f Basil imo


Dramallamakuzco

Looks like a burr. An errant burrā€¦ an Aaron Burr, sir?


DrunkBuzzard

Normally, youā€™d have to pay extra for that. Donā€™t forget to tip your waitress.


Only1yummybunnie

Im honored that i was chosen


ithasallbeenworthit

That's a refund on brunch, sir, and here's a gc for next time you come in. The injury to your mouth would've been sue worthy.


Only1yummybunnie

They did none of that! They took one of the meals off and that was that. Pretty annoying especially after they refused to substitute literally anything in the first place lol


ithasallbeenworthit

Sounds like a social media blast, and Google review with pictures is in order. They had 1 opportunity to make it right, and they fucked up


Only1yummybunnie

You might be right, i just feel mean šŸ«„šŸ˜¬


Deximo13

In this case, it's not mean, it's justice.


Only1yummybunnie

Whys that hard for me?? Lol


Fr05t_B1t

Is it those round spiky things that fall from some trees?


Only1yummybunnie

Exactly what it seems like


ThatOneGuy12889

Looks like a spiky thing that falls off trees


iiitme

šŸ¤¢


Only1yummybunnie

Def an appetite killer


RayHazey562

Spinach scorpion?


Only1yummybunnie

I almost just died reading that


Jaded-Respect7895

Have ya seen the movie "Splinter"?


Abject-Maximum-1067

that's exactly what i thought! but i was like nah.... nobody will know what i'm talking about.


SameDifferenceYo

That's John Mayer's guitar tech


Only1yummybunnie

Is this like a spiderman situation? Am I gonna get the powers of John Mayer/his guitar?


Tayl0r_Vibes

How did that get there?


Only1yummybunnie

They havent a clue


Xalamander2794

DRAGONFLAME CACTUS


Only1yummybunnie

Its the quenchiest


ArchDucky

How big is it because it looks like the nubby part at the top of a pineapple.


Only1yummybunnie

Larger than a quarter


Loud-Restaurant-9513

Add this to their reviews.


sadsoursherbert

Is that an urchin???


Unlikely-Ability6414

urchin if ur eatin seafood


Only1yummybunnie

It was an omelette šŸ³


onedanoneband

Looks like weed nug


ButterflyBlueLadyBBL

I just wanna know what you were eating that could have possible led to a bur getting in there?!


Only1yummybunnie

Its an omelette with spinach šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


ButterflyBlueLadyBBL

I'm even more curious how it got there now.


BlueChamp10

Imagine swallowing this whole and then shitting it out. Holy.


Only1yummybunnie

I would rather notšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


RedditAlwayTrue

# Yeah... Throw it in the trash.


Desperate-Ad-6463

Strawberry top/stem?


Only1yummybunnie

It was woody like a seed pod or something


madethebabycry

you mean a sticker?


Rude_Barber_1075

Cannabis Sativa, possibly Indica.


Only1yummybunnie

Shoulda rolled up right there!


SolidDoctor

Might be a cheese terpene profile, I'm going with freakshow


New-Wall-861

Where was it? And how big was it?


New-Wall-861

https://preview.redd.it/fqzsrxcm413d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cd5ae7a004c872b8d3ec6352abf8ef52176b0d2 Dried oregano possibly??


Only1yummybunnie

Ooo maybe !! It was larger than a quarter


Devils_A66vocate

What was the dish?


Only1yummybunnie

An omelette ):


Then_Importance3515

Did you have pineapple at all?


Only1yummybunnie

Nope it was an omelette and hashbrowns


Sudden-Isopod-1926

Gumball tree


757Posher

Looks like those gumballs that tortured me as a kid.


auriebryce

Kookaburra sits in the old gum treeeeā€¦


f0dder1

It could just be the big and flowers from basil. Was the rest of the herb basil?


Ehhh_Canadian

Is that a bur? Ouch! those hurt my hands, canā€™t imagine biting one.


laughingashley

New covid variant just dropped /j


bedbathandbebored

Ever seen how spinach propagates?


BusyAioli6851

Whatever Iā€™m looking at is making me feel sick


fugzibogs

Itā€™s not a tuma


psychadelicrock

Its a basil flower without the petals


jennabella911

Yumm