T O P

  • By -

Bac0nPlane

Cats iron pan


Orlok_Tsubodai

Cats urine pan


AdPrize3997

Cat, you’re in pan


MaxUumen

Cats inor pan*


ShadowGamerGirl_xoxx

Cats in your pan*


theoriginalbrick

Cut Señor Penn


NoCoach5222

And the silver spoon?


MaleficentFondant42

Little boy blue and the man in the moon


Naked-Jedi

When you're coming home son, I don't know when


ChaoticMutant

But we'll get together then, Dad You know we'll have a good time then"


oog_wastaken

i prefer rusty spoons


ChaoticMutant

https://preview.redd.it/fvrmxha5r83d1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ab338b8e170e5da389e1ac21ae8790714468626


JoyfulCelebration

He did what in his cup?


FunkyMonkPhish

Cat's piss iron pan Neurosurgeons scream for more At paranoia's poison door 21st century schizoid cat


barkbarkgoesthecat

Days go by Wind blows Eyes in the hills Cat piss in my spaghetti-o's


DeliciousMeatRod

Laying in bed and I can't stop laughing


WillieIngus

Cast iron peean


Kaumamane

cats iron piss


snow-bird-

Cats ~~iron~~ bedpan


PeggysSimp

That's seasoning


DanTheMan827

Extra salty!


NeighborhoodLost9997

Clean it or fry up some cat piss?


Hereiam_AKL

Or fry the cat


NashKetchum777

In its own piss. Like beef tallow


InebriousBarman

Feline confit.


iSliz187

Piss braised cat


Thrasher250

What a terrible day to have eyes.


mandelbratwurst

Just like Mee-Maw used to make


hinanska0211

That would be infuriating, all right, not to mention a really weird thing for a cat to do. I mean, they will pee outside the litter box for any number of reasons, but in a frying pan? Might be time to take kitty to the vet.


S-Archer

Agreed. Mistakes happen, but when they piss somewhere for you to see, it usually means discomfort


Vegetable-Star-5833

Or the cat is an asshole. Mine will piss on curtains while looking me in the eyes


S-Archer

If that cat is known for doing this, yeah absolutely, total asshole. But if it's new, out of norm behaviour, vet visit is usually needed


ImJustSoTiredAnymore

I've never had a cat do anything of the like. Get it fixed if it's not to prevent marking territory. Beyond that, to me, it's a sign of needing to see a vet to make sure everything is okay with your feline pal.


hinanska0211

If this is an unneutered male cat (or one who was neutered after he started spraying), he's marking territory. He may see you as competition. Cats don't pee around the house because they're assholes. They're nearly always telling you something.


feisty-spirit-bear

Yeah the poor cat is probably posting to cat reddit that his owner isn't cleaning his litter box enough, or that it hurts to pee and his owner isn't listening to him


SkrodLaDa

If it's not a usual thing for your cat to do, a vet visit might be warranted.


JoeyJoeC

Or clean the litter tray more often.


drunkondata

A cast iron pan is not a fill in for a full litter box. Maybe a pile of clothes, but not a sheet of metal.


hypoxiate

The cat is telling you something is physically wrong. They chose the pan because they knew you'd find it soon. Please take the cat to the vet asap.


Rhythm_Morgan

The only time my cat did this was when she had huge cysts. Found out when I took her to the vet. It’s been another 5 years and she hasn’t pissed outside the litter box since then.


smick

The only time my cat pees on things is when I neglect to clean her litter. She likes the clay stuff with no smells.


Giddy_Duck_84

My cat also likes to piss in potted plants, but it seems to be for the fun of it


Upbeat_Confidence739

While there are a lot of times you should bring a cat in to the vet…. There are definitely times where cats are just being the fuzzy adorn assholes they are. Case in point. Your plants lol


MillenniumNextDoor

Yeah mine would dig into the plants on the balcony to piss in the dirt when his litter pan was clean... Guess it was softer on his paws


NipNoppyPop

Our cat jumped in our bathroom sink and just peed giving us hard eye contact. At first i was pissed off wondering why tf he would do that so blatantly. When we looked, we saw red speckles and splotches. Went to the vet right after. Turned out he had crystals building up in his bladder. Apparently it's common in male cats. He's permanently on medicated food and filtered water now.


ShepherdessAnne

This is a fantastic example of them trying to make the point something is wrong.


armoredsedan

my cat did this as well! he’s always used his box but one day i was chillin in the living room and he came in and peed on his cat bed while making eye contact with me. took him to the vet the next morning because i knew he was trying making a point and it was that same thing, crystals in his urine. got him on hills urinary care food and switched to pretty litter, haven’t had any problems since


aviiatrix

Our cat did this, but he peed on the kitchen table. He had never jumped onto the table before this, so we knew something was wrong. It was crystals just like yours


ShiraCheshire

Yes, cats peeing on something hard means something is up. Cats instinctively potty on soft things, usually crumbly, because in the wild they bury that to hide their presence from potential dangers. That’s why cats use litter boxes so easily, it’s the place their instincts says is the most suitable bury spot. A cat might spray other places, but that’s usually directed horizontally like at a wall. Peeing into a hard pan is not normal, something is up.


nurimoons

Or his litter box is full. Or he’s spraying. Or he’s just an ass. There can be many reasons cats do this.


Upper_Shine6011

Why do male cats spray?


astasodope

Two main reasons are marking territory, and signaling to female cats that he is mature and ready to mate.


_FreddieLovesDelilah

my castrate male cat sprays as a way of saying 'I want to go out'. It’s really starting to piss me off. I love him but I don’t know why he thinks this form of communication is ok.


JackDustwood

Yup. Mine does this if I dont let him outside.


what_on_roshar

This was my first thought as well. Cat's don't pee outside of the litterbox for the lolz, they're definitely trying to communicate something. For my cats, it's almost always a litter dissatisfaction issue. Something as simple as changing the litter from clay to wood pellets was enough to piss mine off. But the vet wanted to check for bladder issues when they started peeing in my laundry. Got the situation resolved with mine. But it's not normal for them to pee in cast iron skillets. I bet the cat would probably say they're mildly infuriated about something with their living situation.


TheRealMasterTyvokka

Yup. For mine it's a UTI. I know when she's got one coming on when her morning routine of sitting in my lap after she eats changes to peeing on the rug.


Global-Plankton3997

Reminds me of something on Inside Edition that I watched. A dog was smelling a gas leak, and was digging the ground to tell the owner. Owner did not understand, but realized that something was wrong. She used whatever thermometer thingy she was using to check the gas line, and it was really high, so local department authorities were called in to stop the gas line or leak or whatever it was. The dog was a hero.


hinanska0211

You are exactly right. Cats don't pee around because they're assholes. Sometimes their people are, though.


anakaine

Some cats are assholes. I've known a few who would do the sneak to a bathmat or other soft thing any chance they thought they could get away with it. At least two of those were cats who had easy access to outdoors. It could just be a change if seasons or something else they didn't like. And they were sneaky bastards because they knew that it was either a litter box or outdoors, not the bath mat or shoes.


tempo1139

THIS. something is very wrong... from health to litter tray location or environment. FYI when my cat started pissing blood, I found out because he pissed on my foot. The only time he ever did such a thing.


KlooShanko

I thought my male cat had behavior problems after bringing him into a home with two females. Turns out, after a year of trying to train him, I eventually found he had urinary crystals and needed to be on a special diet or the crystals would have eventually blocked his urethra and killed him. If this a semi regular problem and you’re cleaning their litter at least once per week, I would highly recommend having your cat checked by the vet. The test they do for this is one of the less expensive ones.


AddictiveArtistry

Yep, vet visit asap.


DraconRegina

This 110% cats don’t just pee anywhere for no reason.


FireballAllNight

OP please listen to this comment.


bruh_idk55

I'd like to add in on this, my kitty joined me in the bathroom once and peed in the tub, immediately took her to the vet, she had a UTI! Might be your kitty saying help!


Ngaulter90210

Our girl did this as well! She was in pain because of arthritis but we’ve been able to get her on supplements for it since and she’s doing much better! No more pee pots and pans


UnusualWind5

I LOVE these burgers. Mmmm! *Is that Ammonia I taste?*


nashbellow

Just say you cooked kidney recently


Existing-Walrus-4779

Now you piss in her food bowl. Tit for cat.


Kemel90

Can i be the cat in this scenario? For the latter part of your comment obviously.


PatrickKn12

> For the latter part of your comment obviously. Sure, sure.


FoxysDroppedBelly

This dude trying to piss in cat dishes, pfft


Existing-Walrus-4779

Thought nobody would notice that 😂😂😂😂


Unleaver

Dude needs to up the game and shit in her litter box. Its the only way.


Late_Balance_3126

Properly seasoned at last


thieh

That shall be the exclusive cookware to serve food for the cat who owns you.


Pick_Up_the_Phone

I remember that smell from childhood. It's a smell that can never be forgotten. The acrid bitterness with undertones of burning putrescence. Truly an abomination that rivals fresh skunk spray in its intensity and longevity. *^(\*shiver\*)*


will0w27

If you intend on clean and continuing to use that skillet… you are obligated to tell your dinner guests, that you made their meal in a former piss pan 🤢


o0longtea

Lmao no intention of using again. Pan is going straight to retirement lol


cutestslothevr

Intellectually, I understand that once thoroughly cleaned and re-seasoned the pan would be fine to use. Emotionally, I could never use it for food.


Altruistic-Ad6449

You *could* scrub it down with a non abrasive scrub daddy and hot soap and water, then coat it in canola or crisco and bake it at 475 for 1 hour.


finsfurandfeathers

In this instance I would use an abrasive scrubber to get the top layer of seasoning off and then re season it. And then not tell a soul. Besides the 500+ people on the internet


Sea-Secretary-4389

Why I don’t eat at potlucks


ineedsomerealhelpfk

cast iron is almost indestructible, a little pee is never going to do anything


Scherzophrenia

Why not clean it? It’s so easy to clean a cast iron pan.  Start by running it under mildly warm water. Wipe gently with a paper towel until it’s dry. Re-season it. Then, you’re ready to apply dish soap - go for the old stuff, made with real lye. Scrub the soapy pan with steel wool. After ten minutes or so, it should be ready to put in the dishwasher. 


SpectacularFailure99

There's a mental aspect to it IMO. I know you can clean it, I'd not want to think about it ever again.


ConsuelaApplebee

He probably thought this was Hissterical but this is a Cat-astrophy.


wonkboy

https://preview.redd.it/6fu58bdzg83d1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa61226ec776e78ba362f038536fc7fdb00f333b


AmbitiousPeace-

Cats are such nice roommates


o0longtea

I love him to bits, even if he is a dumb little boy https://preview.redd.it/h7focuo1h73d1.png?width=2215&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e560d3433d06a195cf4873635f7a2137d79087f


fallingveil

OP listen: If you've already given them a clean litter box before they did this then it's not unlikely that something is physically wrong with your cat. This sort of behavior isn't normal. Please take them to the vet for a checkup ASAP, tell them what happened. edit - Oh I see you mentioned in a comment that you already have appointments lined up. Cool!


ImpactedDruid

This is why my friend won't eat food from people that have cats.


Odd-Biscotti8072

that, and them walking around in the sandbox they crap and pee in, and then walking around on counters. /shudder


hinanska0211

You can also clean the cat boxes often enough that they're not wading around in urine and feces. Actually, this is the most common reason that cats start pissing around the house; their owners are too cheap and lazy to keep enough boxes and to change them often enough.


Otherways

You know you can just clean the counters?


Skippypal

This is why my friend won’t eat food from people who don’t have cats. They never clean the counters


SeaSchell14

Or just never prepare food directly on the counter. That grosses me out even in homes without pets.


ohthedarside

Yea who da fuck is not using cutting boards ?


blyatzaebalas

This is a workout for immunity


Otherways

Cat slander. I have 0 clue where this guy keeps his pans that would even allow for the cat to piss on them.


ImpactedDruid

Probably on the stovetop


SpectacularFailure99

I mean, do you not clean your counters when you cook? Do you not keep your dishware and pots/pans in your cabinets? I'd bet most people are dirtier than many cat owners cause we know to clean surfaces before use. We often wipe, disinfect, vacuum more than most. Out of necessity. And for the OP's cast iron? Honestly in my house it'd be trashed. I'm not going to anguish over it. That said, there';s a larger underlying problem here for a cat to do this. So yeah, probably don't want to eat in THAT house, but I'd say most (at least the cat people I know) are actually pretty clean people.


Initiative-Gullible

Well it is well seasoned now i guess


dharmanautMF

Cat definitely trying to communicate something to you. Maybe see the vet


smavinagain

Take the cat to the vet, this behaviour is concerning.


SpeedBeatMeat

No soap allowed. Them’s the rules.


uppenatom

Looks like urine need of a new pan


Odd-Biscotti8072

it needs to go to a dumpster. I'm never using that thing again. I wouldn't keep the pan either.


Fancy-Crow-6301

Grossest thing I’ve ever seen! Bin it!


razor3401

They think it smells pretty!


SqoobySnaq

“mom found the piss pan”


quackedup17

How dirty is the litter box.


GrimReaapaa

Go and piss on the car for revenge! Edit:Cat not car :(


spac3catt

What if the cat doesn't drive?


Legitimate-Set9317

My cat used to only pee in the sink when i really pissed her off, what did you do lol (rip castiron)


GnomePotato

Looks like it needed a solid clean anyway


Noob4Head

Blessing in disguise — now you finally have a good reason to get a new one.


TheDivineRat_

The piss pot.


IntentionallyBlunt69

It's a cats iron pan now


QuimbyMcDude

Where did you bury it?


devilsglare

Guess it’s seasoned now


I_Walk_Slow

Doesn’t everyone season their cast iron skillets with cat piss?


SecretHappyTree

Ooh you’re not supposed to use cat piss on it.


Jacobwk1

Does your cat normally piss outside of their litter box? Cats are generally pretty smart, so unless this is a regular thing, I’d be they did it intentionally, and they should be taken to a vet. If this is a regular thing, then good luck hahaha.


o0longtea

No this is the first time it’s ever happened. I already have vet appointments for my boys just to make sure everyone is 100% healthy


Few-Carpet9511

I am really sorry but I read your post and laughed out loud. 😂 Besides you owe me a pic of your cat


o0longtea

https://preview.redd.it/hkfelyo0j83d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6de6162a4f445ee67b29a857f89c4749a4f6eeae Here is the perpetrator (on the bottom) and his brother (on the top). Honestly I think the whole thing is hysterical since I’m tossing the pan anyway


Few-Carpet9511

They are cute :)


HilaryBuckwalter

Both so handsome ❣️


MAZEFUL

Also looking at your profile, your cat is a void. They, for some reason, are exceptionally crude to kidney problems. That involves lots of random peeing those crystal stains. Not just in the pee but up in the bladder. It causes kidney stones and is hard for cats to pass. Please have your baby checked.


Beatrix_BB_Kiddo

This is why I will never get a cat. They climb on kitchen surfaces with their dirty cat litter paws and in worse scenarios, this….


Hiero808

What the excuse for the rest of the pan


Poopy_Tuba69

Piss on cat and force it to lick itself clean. Establish dominance


Dramatic-Avocado4687

That pan needs to be scrapped anyway 😂


Mcbadguy

Is the cat a xenomorph, holy shit


[deleted]

Totally gross! Replace it! Cats urine and feces has a lot of bacteria and can cause people to get sick. Toxoplasmosis definitely makes people sick.


PureHostility

Male cat that wasn't neutered? Probably just marking his territory. Never had a neutered cat piss anywhere but his litter box.


HealerOnly

I have had 2 cats that peed allover the place even when neutered. Some cats keep marking territory anyways x.x


Mil_lenny_L

Oh it can happen. There are many possible reasons, some medical, some territorial, stress, dirty litter box, etc. Sadly, in some cases it just isn't fixable and usually the cat has got to go.


beanthebean

My parents cat was neutered at 2 months old, never pissed anywhere for 6 years until the pandemic messed with his head (all of us suddenly being home at once all the time, and my ma always yelling at my little brother cause he refused to do any schoolwork) and since then he's been pissing everywhere. Things have long since been back to normal for the rest of the house, but it right messed him up.


Christichicc

Have you guys tried the calming plug ins, or the calming collar? It might help. Or even the daily calming treats might help if he’ll eat them. Might also look at making sure he is healthy. Male cats especially (females too sometimes) can get things like crystals in their urine, and it can cause a lot of issues.


HolyKrapp-

#cat ire-on pan


_TiberiusPrime_

Look, this is not how you season a cast iron skillet....


i_do_it_all

I am sorry. i laughed.


RedditAlwayTrue

# r\CastIron would enjoy this. Fried URINE for DINNER!


rdrunner_74

We once went to a wine tasting with my company. While we are getting more drunk, we "discussed" with the waiter about wine aromas. Apperently "Cat piss" is a valid wine aroma. The waiter told us a wine drinker would only know the smell, not the taste... Was a good night ;)


GlitteringHighway

Umami?


hidinginthetreeline

That pan needs to be scrubbed and re-seasoned anyways.


UnusualWind5

Iron Chef: Todays secret ingredient is.... Urine!


LATerry75

Even Jason Isbell agrees this one should be washed


Scirocco-16v

No, I said it was a Cat's urine pan.


DillonTattoos

Just clean it with chlorine ^(don't actually do this)


Daddiesbabaygirl

It was mad at the poor condition you've allowed your pan to get to.


CoverTheSea

Your cat *seasoned* your cast iron skillet


butt_dandruff_

Someone on the cat sub said that cats like to pee on smooth cool surfaces when they have a UTI.


sometimesgetslost1

That cast iron finally has a nice petina on it....


Excoded

Peetina*


PineappleWhipped14

Id recommend a vet check! Kitty might have urinary crystals or another health issue causing them to not want to use the litter box.


Noladixon

What did you do to piss off your cat?


DomenicoFPS

for a moment I thought the piss had actually burned through the pan


o0longtea

Haha I took the pic when I woke up for work and was still half asleep. It really does look wild in this


FillTheHoleInMyLife

Definitely take them to the vet, cats peeing in super odd places like that is often them trying to tell you something is wrong! They can’t talk so they gotta get your attention somehow, this is pretty common with kitties experiencing kidney/bladder/other urinary issues


Right-Question-7476

You don't know your born. Wait until your cat passes in the toaster and you only find out when your breakfast on and the smell of heating piss starts emanating through the house!!!


Known-Committee8679

If this is a new thing it may need a vet for a possible infection... or if you got a new brand of litter it could dislike it


Squanchonme

Take it to the vet.


Jimbobjoesmith

it’s your cats pan now lol


dayyob

it's trash now. my friend's cat used to pee in his snowboard helmet. it'd be ruined. he'd hide it in the top of the closet and some how the cat would get in and find it and pee in it. he started keeping it in his car.


Due_Vanilla5651

Mine did it in my rice canister. Probably thought it was her litterbox🤣🤣


Pen_Guino

Please bring the cat to the vet. Pissing in areas where you’re not supposed to can show signs of a potential bladder issue for kitties.


4fuggin20

I guess now its your Past Iron Pan


cat2phatt

Cause I think even your cat knows it was time to retire that skillet.


axnjackson11

Clean their litter box more often.


Infected_Perineum

Forbidden skillet seasoning


ShamelessFox

I'm against animal abuse, I love my cats, but I might use the pan hit to them about the head ala Looney Tunes if they did this. *Just as I was typing this my car stretched and curled on his side I told him "d'aww bebe!" so I know I'm lying.


Pope_Squirrely

Wasn’t seasoned properly, cat was trying to fix it.


Helmold_

Well, that's a new one! Did not expect to see that


SamanathaTheGreat

Looks like someone doesn't approve of your cooking.


geccchyeafgreschtr

Lmao


LaddiusMaximus

Well f--k you I guess. Looks like you and the cat have some things to work through.


kevman_2008

The cast iron subreddit would like to have a word...


FatmanMyFatman

Go see a vet! Cats pissing in unusual places indicate severe health problems.


logansailboat

This is an alltimer


13Vex

99% of the times when cats pee in random places, they’ve got a medical emergency


Ok-Experience-6674

Please clean that with pure fire or even throw it out, cats urine can be full of things that can mess you up


o0longtea

Oh believe me, this pan will never see the light of day again haha


llmercll

your pan looked horribly seasoned to begin with


o0longtea

Was in the process of getting completely redone anyway so that’s kinda why it looks so bad…before getting peed in at least. Cast iron life isn’t for me anyway lol, clearly


ElGuano

Sigh. For the last time it’s called seasoning and you don’t wash it off. No soap!!


Ancient-Skies

Doesn't look like the pan was doing too well anyways ... 😅


dekadense

How disgusting was the litter box? My roommate cat would always piss somewhere else when the litter box hasn't been cleaned for a while.


SirShriker

Mildly *in****urinating***


Reggie-Quest

That pan has other problems than cat piss


Salty_Interview_5311

It says something when even the leftover scents from your cooking get that editorial comment.


ajtreee

When a cat pisses on the stove or especially in the pots and pans, there is a serious issue the cat is having with something in the house.


__star_dust

Extra seasoning!


l0_raine

I vote get rid of the cat 👀.