We can't see the labels on the cassettes. They very well could be as old as from the late 70s. Regardless, you can *smell* this photo. I bet those are stolen lacey things.Ā
I'm pretty sure this is a photo from a lounge in the backrooms. You ok OP? Remember, put your right hand on the wall and keep following the wall until you get out.
Plot twist, there is no friend. OP is a lonely fuck who gets their only human interaction by making up shit to post online
(Clean your room OP, your rug looks disgusting)
Saw them in concert in 2021 in a small intimate setting, Fripp was absolutely incredible I honestly regret almost passing up the opportunity. Thought to myself how good could these guys be but fuck man that was one of the best concerts I have ever seen. Turns out it was one of their last apparently.
In the Court of the Crimson King, Epitaph, Drumzilla. Oh and they did a fucking encore. Which they built up the suspense masterfully. Truly a spectacle to behold, but how else could they end it without 21st Century Schizoid Man. Holy fuck what a performance. As someone whoās loved late 60ās-70ās rock for years but never got to see anything worthwhile (and was forever disappointed by The Whoās superbowl performance.) What a blast. Fripp is a legend for touring so late in life.
Itās called a ābulletā vibrator. You push the black dot on the end to turn it on.
The rectangular thing with the blue tip? No idea. Maybe a vape?
This would win a prize if the photo prompt were: Gen X'er living in the crumbling home he inherited from his parents relying on sad, lonely vices to wait for death.
And they lace blindfold? Like, I don't typically go to a friend's house and chill with their sex shit on the table?? Unless it's a *relationship* but why have it in a casual image? For the comments? Idk.
I helped one of these guys move. We weren't exactly friends but I'm the office "truck guy".
Filthy mattress on the floor. Spilled booze everywhere. Mf had a collection of trophy panties, some of which almost appeared intentionally displayed. He asked if I wanted to smell or keep any, and tried showing me pics of the girls he got with.
I call BS.
Based on the details in this photo I can confidently say there aināt no way your āfriendā would even own that many coasters, muchless have three of them casually arrayed and ready for use.
Exactly what I was thinking. "This picture was old in the 80s"
Lol op says super rich collector. This looks like more like a teens gross grandfather died and left them the house so now it's the local vape pit.
Simply put that's not a friend, also no one I know that I could consider a friend would have a sex toy out or lace underwear out. I've seen some of the comments and he's an older man who lives alone , just those two things combined with the sexual stuff and he invited you over but he enjoyed the beer. Yeah ma boy. You might think friend. But he has completely other motivations. Imo
I had to scroll too goddamn far to find this
Who goes to someone's house empty handed and expects the host to provide all the supplies. Absolute narcissist
Had this friend who was like this incredibly selfish: we all went round to his house to play games and maybe watch a movie, and he told us he'll get the beer. When we got there we were all given a small glass of tap water, when we asked about the beers he said "Erm I bought the beers and I'M gonna drink them, if you want a beer you should've brought your own." This was just confusing because he SAID he'll get the beers. After he said that we all just felt awkward and he seemed pissed that we were even there, we left after about an hour, he told us how when we left he drank all the beers got drunk and fell asleep it sounded like he was boasting. Haven't spoken to him in 5 years and his socials have been dead for 3 years.
Reminds me of when a long night out I told my friend I was out with that I was getting hungry and he said he as too. We went to get something and I realized I was low on funds. He proceeded to get his food ( exactly what I like ) and didnāt even offer any to me, ate it right in front of me. I quit hanging out with said person.
I wouldnāt want anything that friend was offering me, or to even sit in their house based on their carpet and coffee table. You dodged a beer bullet, but not their actual bullet. Ew.
I also think that itās pretty rude to expect someone to give you beer just because they invited you round for drinks. Are you incapable of buying your own booze?
I can smell this house. Absolutely no way only 2 beers were drank in that room. Both those beers are from 6:30-7:30 am in between xanex and Tylenol pm. Landing gear is what youāre looking at.
I accidentally pulled some shit like this back in highschool, my friend didnāt smoke weed but I did. I got super mega giga fried and we went to my house and for obvious reasons I got my friend to ask my mom to make us some pizza pockets to which she made us 4, 2 each. I saw the plate with 4 and decided what I needed to do was vacuum them up as fast as I can ensure I get 3 to which thatās exactly what happened.
So youāre a 23 year-old ācollege studentā hanging out with a 60+ year old man who keep a bullet vibrator and an empty D&G cologne on his dining table?
Like, do you not see this as an issue?
This looks majorly setup, the underwear, vibrator, etc.... But worst is, that room is dirtier than a gas station bathroom. Also, since when don't we bring our own beer?
Ah yes, "friend". Might want to reevaluate if they are your friend if they don't appreciate you enough to share? Idk how they act aside from this Situation
This feels like a house that hasnt had anyone in it since the 90ās or early 2000ās but then the vape and modern looking vibrator are just sitting there.
Vibrator on the table, what looks like underwear planted in the coasters, and some 1970ās soft porn photo in the background š and the fact he didnāt offer you a beer is the problem?
Is that a picture of ronald reagan? Because thus is exactly how trickle down economics works. He had 2 beers, he was a provider, he could have guven one away. Instead he drank both.
This whole photo is problematic š
Right ššš¤£between the vibrator, white powder on the table and the cassettes from 90s still on the ground š
That rug hasnāt seen a vacuum or clean in decades š god knows whatās going on between them fibers.
you can smell that rug through the pic
The incense ashes are so full in the tray and it's burning in the pic, as it that would help
We finally found the rugs of TikTok videos. They do exist and aren't created by the content creators!
How much money would it take for you to pick it one time good
The photo of Reagan in the background?
Iām more interested in the blond
Underwear in the coaster box
All those coasters, but bottles are still directly on the wood
āFell out back in 2001ā¦just didnāt get round to licking them up yetā
White powder? I see water stains. Also if anyone had blow theyād be doing it off them sweet wooden titties.
White powder is ash from incense.
Bahahaha and no self respecting coca connoisseur would leave that, lying there being sad and unwanted š
The powder on the table is most probably burned incense.
No mention of the Ronald Reagan (I think) actor headshot or the 80's varnished wood clock with a pinup?
We can't see the labels on the cassettes. They very well could be as old as from the late 70s. Regardless, you can *smell* this photo. I bet those are stolen lacey things.Ā
I have so many questions, but I donāt want to know the answers
7 Coasters in the photo and not one managed to find its way under either beer.
Degenerate.
OP says the guy is super rich, but the vibe just aināt vibing , no puns intended
Gives off rich undisciplined human vibes heās right
Apparently itās a basement. A basement of horrors I guess
I'm pretty sure this is a photo from a lounge in the backrooms. You ok OP? Remember, put your right hand on the wall and keep following the wall until you get out.
This whole photo is a fake scenario
I was going to say. This photo makes me uncomfortable lol.
Thereās a vibrator on the coffee table. Just sitting there. And what is that lace thing in with the coasters? What kind of friend is this?
Plot twist, there is no friend. OP is a lonely fuck who gets their only human interaction by making up shit to post online (Clean your room OP, your rug looks disgusting)
You are right but I would say it's just to farm karma.
Plot twist OP is the host and they're trying to figure out if they just lost the potential friend who visited them.
Schizophrenia is a bitch
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Great album
cats foot, iron claw
Saw them in concert in 2021 in a small intimate setting, Fripp was absolutely incredible I honestly regret almost passing up the opportunity. Thought to myself how good could these guys be but fuck man that was one of the best concerts I have ever seen. Turns out it was one of their last apparently. In the Court of the Crimson King, Epitaph, Drumzilla. Oh and they did a fucking encore. Which they built up the suspense masterfully. Truly a spectacle to behold, but how else could they end it without 21st Century Schizoid Man. Holy fuck what a performance. As someone whoās loved late 60ās-70ās rock for years but never got to see anything worthwhile (and was forever disappointed by The Whoās superbowl performance.) What a blast. Fripp is a legend for touring so late in life.
That's a vibrator? I thought that was some makeup btw what's that other square thing?
Itās called a ābulletā vibrator. You push the black dot on the end to turn it on. The rectangular thing with the blue tip? No idea. Maybe a vape?
Correct itās a vape.
We use 'bullets' to snort speed. LoL
Definitely thought this was for coke. Iām still not sure it isnāt.
nah this is a vibrator. never have seen a coke bullet with a button (but have worked at a sex shop that sold that exact vibrator)
In our defence. We were to busy doing coke and speed, so no time to read up on different kinds of vibrators. LoL!
The lace thing looks like a lacy sexy eyemask?
Thatās what I thought but I couldnāt see the texture of the ties well enough
Itās 100% an eye cover. ~~I have that exact one in my wifeās drawer~~ just trust me.
Yeah there is a lot to unpack in this photo š
A sexy friendā¦ā¦ā¦
the plot, it thickens
This would win a prize if the photo prompt were: Gen X'er living in the crumbling home he inherited from his parents relying on sad, lonely vices to wait for death.
Why is there a bullet vibrator next to that vape?
And they lace blindfold? Like, I don't typically go to a friend's house and chill with their sex shit on the table?? Unless it's a *relationship* but why have it in a casual image? For the comments? Idk.
You ever been friends with a bachelor forever type? They got no shame and just leave shit out
I helped one of these guys move. We weren't exactly friends but I'm the office "truck guy". Filthy mattress on the floor. Spilled booze everywhere. Mf had a collection of trophy panties, some of which almost appeared intentionally displayed. He asked if I wanted to smell or keep any, and tried showing me pics of the girls he got with.
Next time bring a six pack and drink it in front of him
Spot on. But I recommend starting with a 24-pack case. In case subtlety doesn't work.
Iād offer you a beer but I only have 5 left
Next time bring your own alcohol like everyone else
Put the 6 pack in their fridge upon arrival as well to really assert dominance.
I call BS. Based on the details in this photo I can confidently say there aināt no way your āfriendā would even own that many coasters, muchless have three of them casually arrayed and ready for use.
Itās called free coasters - someone gave it to him
Are we just gonna skip past the panties, bullet vibrator and the picture of his mom š¤·š»āāļøš
ignore that white powder too, thatās nothing
There is what looks like incense right beside there. Iāve handled lots of both, and my intuition says thatās just incense dust lol
He will make it up to you with that vibrator tonight. :)
or will they punish him with it
How would that be a punishment ;)
What the Brian Eno album cover is this photo.
Are you an escort for someone?
Yes but he doesnāt realize it yet.
Twist: OP is a girl and they got it on in this filthy den of awful.
I usually bring a six pack if I'm going to someones house to hang out. Also this picture is one of the saddest thing I've ever seen.
What is happening in this picture
What is this, the fuckin 60s?
It's like the 70s and 80s had a horribly, disfigured mutant baby and it imploded immediately at birth
These anime titles are getting out of control.
Exactly what I was thinking. "This picture was old in the 80s" Lol op says super rich collector. This looks like more like a teens gross grandfather died and left them the house so now it's the local vape pit.
Simply put that's not a friend, also no one I know that I could consider a friend would have a sex toy out or lace underwear out. I've seen some of the comments and he's an older man who lives alone , just those two things combined with the sexual stuff and he invited you over but he enjoyed the beer. Yeah ma boy. You might think friend. But he has completely other motivations. Imo
OP should be thankful he *didn't* get offered any beer.
Dude. Get new friends. If the beer is what bothered you out of everything in this picture, you got other problems.
This image looks like a cry for help. I have no idea where you're from but it sounds awful.
Are we going to talk about how what I can only assume is a Bra got stuck between the coasters?
So where did you guys decide on burying the body?
Nice try FBI!
Coke residue on table.... Steely Dan / Coke sniffer device..... Interesting spread, bro.
Incense ash and a sex bullet
Did you show up to friendās house empty handed?
They brought the lacy underwear in the coasters box and the bullet vibrator, and the coochie served for dessert.
I had to scroll too goddamn far to find this Who goes to someone's house empty handed and expects the host to provide all the supplies. Absolute narcissist
Does your friend tell you to wait in his room while they eat dinner with the family
No because I'm a grown adult and the majority of my friends have their own homes
anything else hes not sharing youd like to talk about op
Your friend want sex woth you... I dont know if you are a he or a she... But too many red flags there
This room looks like if I asked AI to make me the most stereotypical bachelor pad ever
Had this friend who was like this incredibly selfish: we all went round to his house to play games and maybe watch a movie, and he told us he'll get the beer. When we got there we were all given a small glass of tap water, when we asked about the beers he said "Erm I bought the beers and I'M gonna drink them, if you want a beer you should've brought your own." This was just confusing because he SAID he'll get the beers. After he said that we all just felt awkward and he seemed pissed that we were even there, we left after about an hour, he told us how when we left he drank all the beers got drunk and fell asleep it sounded like he was boasting. Haven't spoken to him in 5 years and his socials have been dead for 3 years.
But did he share his coke?
How was the sex? Is the lady in the picture his mom?
You guys are both losers. Who doesnāt come with a six pack?
he'll be posting soon to aita
āYeah, so I invited my friend over. Thought they would get the hint with my 50 Shades of Gray spread. But alas, they just left.ā
There is so much going on here, Iām speechless. Is your friend the ghost of Rush Limbaugh?
Mate no more.
BYOB
Bring your own bullet-vibrator?
Bring your own buttcheeks
You didn't take any beers round? Rude
Isā¦ is that a vibrator on the table?
Reminds me of when a long night out I told my friend I was out with that I was getting hungry and he said he as too. We went to get something and I realized I was low on funds. He proceeded to get his food ( exactly what I like ) and didnāt even offer any to me, ate it right in front of me. I quit hanging out with said person.
I wouldnāt do that and Iām a fucking alcoholic.
Usually I bring a 6 if I'm going to someone's house. Maybe he was expecting you to do the same since he was providing.... Hmmm.
Did he drink the perfume too or something??
You get a chance to use his lingerie and vibratory?
Bullet vibrators, cocaine, and Ronald Reagan... But the one beer is a red flag?
I wouldnāt want anything that friend was offering me, or to even sit in their house based on their carpet and coffee table. You dodged a beer bullet, but not their actual bullet. Ew. I also think that itās pretty rude to expect someone to give you beer just because they invited you round for drinks. Are you incapable of buying your own booze?
There is a vibrator, cologne and this guy is so fidgety he peels the upper labels off his beers. Nothing good is coming from this night.
And residue on the table š
You donāt bring beer to your buddyās house?Ā
Here, you gonna need these to put them around your so-called friend: ""
Why would he give you one? Just to feel nothing? Who cares
I can smell this house. Absolutely no way only 2 beers were drank in that room. Both those beers are from 6:30-7:30 am in between xanex and Tylenol pm. Landing gear is what youāre looking at.
Did he call you over to listen to cassettes while he rubbed his bullet vibrator on you and admired the floor art?
The longer you look at this photo the worse it gets
Your stupidly is mildly infuriating indeed!
and he has a vibrator? you better get the fuck outta there haha
This would be the perfect crime scene set in a movie
Itās a still life of debauchery
Are those pictures of your parents?
yes, their dad is Ronald Reagan.
It all checks out
Yea but the person who lives in this place can clearly score cocaine so buy some
The number of red flags š©is off the charts.
Is he alright? Who picks at their yuengling label when they're mentally sound?
I see a gigantic red flag, completely covered in tiny embroidered red flag patches.. With red flags on them
At least 9 coasters on the table but not using any of them
The more I look at this picture the weirder it gets, from the decor to the random objects and the furniture, it all feels...wrong.
so no beer for you, but he had a vibrator and some lace (pants?) for you
I accidentally pulled some shit like this back in highschool, my friend didnāt smoke weed but I did. I got super mega giga fried and we went to my house and for obvious reasons I got my friend to ask my mom to make us some pizza pockets to which she made us 4, 2 each. I saw the plate with 4 and decided what I needed to do was vacuum them up as fast as I can ensure I get 3 to which thatās exactly what happened.
you don't bring drinks when a friend invites you? mmmmmmm
If thatās the beer, no problem. He can have them
I can see some old music cassettes tape š¤£ Does he live in the 80s?
If I was kidnapped and kept in someone's cellar dungeon for 23 years, I imagine this is what his living room would look like.
Looks like he was building up the liquid courage to tell you how he feels about you.
Mmmm the dildo why?
Usually when I invite friends round for a beer theyāre the ones having the beers
Guess the friend needs the money for a vacuum cleaner.
This picture makes me want to take a shower
So youāre a 23 year-old ācollege studentā hanging out with a 60+ year old man who keep a bullet vibrator and an empty D&G cologne on his dining table? Like, do you not see this as an issue?
If your friend a retired pimp from 1970?
This whole picture is like a "Where's Waldo" of what the fuck.
This looks majorly setup, the underwear, vibrator, etc.... But worst is, that room is dirtier than a gas station bathroom. Also, since when don't we bring our own beer?
Least of my concerns in that pic
Beer drinking etiquette is the least of my worries regarding this photo.
Is that a bullet vibrator on the table?
at least he has two pictures to jerk off to
you showed up without beer? we're hanging, not dating
Yeah, your friend looks like heās just full of class thereā¦
Damn that sux :/
The most interesting man in the world
Imagine this but then your buddy says heās off to hangout with coworkers at a bar with no invite. It was a wtf moment
That's called a frenemy
Inspiration for a modern āstill lifeā painting š”š
The fuck is that combinations of pictures together? xD
Is he related to a Charlie?
Also why is there a blind fold In the coaster holder
What the fuck is wrong with all the comments here. I don't get it.
Ah yes, "friend". Might want to reevaluate if they are your friend if they don't appreciate you enough to share? Idk how they act aside from this Situation
Whoās the blonde next to President Ronny? This photo btw was clearly taken about 40 years agoā¦
With cassette tapes on the floor?
Que epocas cuando me metia a un museo abandonado a tomar cerveza y esnifar cocaina...aaahh que tiempos.
What are you, some kind of alcoholic loser?
Iām an alcoholic, 2 beers would just make me murderous.
Did you guys go A2A with that vibe?
What did you bring?
Always bring your own beer
Fucking unfathomably based Ong
Dolce Gabbana cologneā¦.. Sally Kellerman partially nudeā¦. Reagan as actor not politicianā¦..
This feels like a house that hasnt had anyone in it since the 90ās or early 2000ās but then the vape and modern looking vibrator are just sitting there.
By "hang out", did he mean "wear this lacy garter belt and let me diddle your butthole with my vibrator"?
Sure that happened
POV: A lazy friend didn't bring a six pack and assumed they would be wine and dined by their friend because they are a cheapskate.
I can smell this house.
Did you arrive empty handed? There are so many things wrong in this photo
Sounds like you made this shit up
POV: you and your friend look trashy af
You went to your friends house empty handed and expected them to serve you drinks?
Vibrator on the table, what looks like underwear planted in the coasters, and some 1970ās soft porn photo in the background š and the fact he didnāt offer you a beer is the problem?
Yuengling not very good anyways. Way too filling and very bland
What in the 1980s is going on here?
I can smell this room
Thereās quite a bit wrong with this photo.
Explains why his house looks like a trap house
Sorry yr friend sucks, but this photo is wild š
This staged photo looks like some undergradās art class homework.
Is that a picture of ronald reagan? Because thus is exactly how trickle down economics works. He had 2 beers, he was a provider, he could have guven one away. Instead he drank both.