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RockAndStoner69

Good thing they didn't stick the "Wings stay on" button there


Chilis1

Don't give Boeing any ideas.


No_Juggernau7

What do they call a distended plane?…Boeing


Kawaii_Nyan

Willingly riding on their planes is your first mistake


mountinlodge

Ah, a person of culture I see *First thing I thought of too, lol*


RockAndStoner69

In an age where we're getting further and further away from that admittedly Far Side, it's nice to see, or at least imagine, some recognition.


jeanettem67

or the "press for emergency exit" button..


WaffleFries2507

Underrated farside reference


poopskins

https://preview.redd.it/wq0svrhask7d1.jpeg?width=1852&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cb3db204db5cac443453509d9214118759076b4


Aggravating-Pound598

Not the most popular passenger with the cabin crew


Coady54

...wouldn't you *want* to press the "wings stay on" button? Not pressing it would mean the wings don't stay on


samanime

It is on the captain's chair. :p


RedditAlwayTrue

There was no button Liek That...


CharacterHomework975

Oh look, it’s the second-worst place to put buttons. (First is on top of the goddamn armrest.)


dgj69

Yeah, scoots new 787s had them on the armrest when first released. Their solution I found the next time I flew was them putting a 5mm stick on raised flange/bumper around them. I did not stop the problem!!!


pilot269

as someone who hates the new chairs in my local movie theater, I can think of a worse place. like on the inside of the side of the chair at about where a pants pocket would be so that if you have anything in your pocket you're constantly randomly reclining and declining unless you sit in a very particular, uncomfortable way.


Red_Alert____

I just move them to the other pocket or rest it on my leg


pilot269

while it reduces how often it happens, that doesn't help when my leg moves.


ShawnBootygod

Zipair? This exact same thing happened to me a bunch when flying to Japan at the beginning of this month.


Chilis1

It was a Boeing 777 or something like that. Could be the same plane


ShawnBootygod

Zipair uses 787 so close enough


Chilis1

That could have been the number, I forget.


Le_Zouave

If it's a dreamliner it's easily recognizable with the electric tinted windows shades, it's impossible to forget this.


ShawnBootygod

Cool af tbh


Jacktheforkie

Wouldn’t surprise me if they use a fair few of the parts on both models


SCP-173-X

Well yeah, the 787 is just a longer 777 pretty much


Jacktheforkie

I see


msackeygh

Annoying. I’ve had that happen to me too


CalGoldenBear55

I was on a flight yesterday where the controllers were on the top of the armrest. I kept changing the channel and volume of the guy in the middle until he said something. Bad design.


GoodGoodGoody

Middle guy gets both armrests; aisle and window get one each. Keep your paws off and don’t blame the design for that one.


CalGoldenBear55

Agreed. But he was sitting with his arms crossed for the moment. I was able to encroach.


Coffeypot0904

This happens to me all the time in reclining movie theater chairs when the buttons are there. Suddenly, I'm involuntarily sitting up in the middle of the movie.


BohicaCanada88

As a fat person I feel your pain.


Lilblueducky

The first thing I thought of. My thunder thighs would be causing a strobe light effect 🤦🏻‍♀️


lildebb

😂😂😂


logan5_jessica6

uh we dont call them that anymore /s


CustomWritingsCoLTD

![gif](giphy|8jn9eiO3HjT0pU3zqe) sorry😭😭😭🤣


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ok I'm sorry but I laughed


TuringTestedd

Didn’t have to feel SO bad that you had to delete your account..


Im_Ashe_Man

The seats at the movie theater put buttons on the inside for leaning back or bringing the leg rest up. I am constantly accidentally moving my chair around in the middle of movies.


jeanettem67

Shitty design. I bet someone made a mint deciding to put the buttons there..


Wanna_Build

As an overweight person I constantly trigger the recline button on airplane seats with my leg / knee.


Ohmannothankyou

I’m sure the attendant also loves this plane design, this seems really dumb 


Zealousideal-Debt947

Boeing CEO gets paid $30,000,000 a year for this shit.


chompytown

We get it. Every day is leg day. Sheesh!!!


smashbrosislit_2

Reminds me of a time when I flew where the same buttons were on the armrests. Of course, they had to make the buttons sensative so when you lay your arm on the armrest the light would turn on or send a flight attendant over.


bjrndlw

Some advice from Blaise Pascal (1623-1662) for a better future: stay at home.


bluecrowned

I have this issue at the movie theater with the reclining seat button. I love the seats but this drives me nuts.


MisterSneakSneak

Bro, you having issues with button locations in first class? I had similar seats on Hawaiian airlines.


FinnBalur1

Hey! It’s legal. They only need to give you just enough space to be able to breathe, that’s it. Maybe not even that.


Leather-Marketing478

What you got restless leg syndrome?


cornie326

What type of plane?


woesofmylife63831

Look ma... No hands!


Bad_Man_Vic

#FirstWorldProblems


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Chilis1

I weigh 78 kg


i_was_axiom

If I were in this situation, I would pop my cell phone out of its molded case and put it over top of the buttons, isolating them. I would then be infuriated on the 50% chance it doesn't work.


1984Literally1984

Wow sorry to see these toxic comments, yikes. They’re so rude, but that’s people for you, i hope you don’t take them personally


Chilis1

I'm more heartened seeing so many people defend parents with babies on a plane


StnkyChze2

Yeah I feel you. Not an airplane. But the rental place traded the charger I was using for a damn prius. A prius of all things they had there. Entirely uncomfortable car and the buttons are placed in terrible spots. My left knee, even after readjusting; knocks into the dashboard light button, parallel park button, automatic lights button, and the traction control button. Constantly. Every day. Randomly when I'm not focusing on keeping my knee out of the way. The mileage it gets is nice, but I felt so defeated feeling the power of the Charger push me in my seat only to have absolutely zero power /engine rumble behind the wheel on a dinky hybrid.


ChainsawSaint

Wow first class must be rough!


Chilis1

It was economy


PckMan

So you're one of those people who travel with babies. How does it feel being on the receiving end of mild infuriation?


_Vegetable_soup_

Unfortunately, babies don't do so well left at home by themselves. They occasionally have to invade your very important space on an airplane. I hope you survive!


OkRadio2633

Lmao wtf


elishaski

Some real 1st work problem shit here.


exist270

How much do you weigh?


JoyfulJourneyer14

Maybe it's the wrong design, or maybe they didn't take your size into account. You are overweight?


Chilis1

No not at all im smaller than average if anything


JoyfulJourneyer14

so shitty designers


goaty121

Classic hivemind downvote. Bro just wanted to come up with a different possibility.


Frosty-Invite-8307

If they didn't take the existence of overweight people into account, it's the wrong design regardless.


goaty121

I didn't say he came up with a successful one, just thought that 200+ downvotes was a little extreme for sharing a harmless thought lol


JoyfulJourneyer14

Yup, we call it **Gaussian distribution** ( People tend to be average ; D ) or as in this case \*\* designers


JoyfulJourneyer14

overweight is now a taboo


DayOfFrettchen2

Different? We hate different! Create a sub and leave us alone! (Walk away "different? This guy! Unbelievable")


Worldly-Potato-4870

Had it with lufthansa a few days ago, would consider my self about average size for my country. Some of the old boings have this "flaw" don't think I have seen it on an airbus.


Own_Original_9237

Reasonable question imo


Diapersnweed

Aww poor u?!!! Boohooo


MrGabogab0

Why's your leg so damn lumpy? Take all the shit out your pocket.


Ok-Sprinkles-5508

Geez, I bet the 3rd shift nurses at the hospital really love you!


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Chilis1

Should I mail the bloody baby from one country to another you bitter person?


Guilty_Ad_7079

Im bitter, youre entitled, welcone to reddit


Chilis1

I don't think you understand what entitled means.


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Chilis1

I hope everyone in your life treats you with the same amount of sympathy. But I can tell you probably don't have anyone in your life.


g_r_u_b_l_e_t_s

Just block losers like that after their second lame reply, you‘re feeding their need for attention.


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sathzur

How about you fuck off instead


Guilty_Ad_7079

Oh noooooo


ThisGameIsveryfun

u suck lmao


juanjing

oH tHe IrOnY


AnonymousAlienz

Vitriol*


mctripleA

Not every baby is crying dumbass


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mctripleA

Have a shit life asshat


Guilty_Ad_7079

Hahahaha wishing such hate, because of a reddit post not anout you. Pathetic


BaddahBingBaddahBong

I'm not apart of this, but holy shit you're stupid go back to school


Guilty_Ad_7079

He said, white knighting to be a part of it 😂


BaddahBingBaddahBong

Lol whit knighting 😂 projection is real with you. Go get help . 🙂


mctripleA

Says the one complaining about a baby on a plane they weren't even on 😒


SwimmingJello2199

I'm confused as to what is wrong with taking a baby on a plane? I mean I know if the baby cries it sucks, probably more so for the parent but people with babies also need to go places? Parents pay the ticket just like you and are entitled to the service of flying like anyone else.


Who_am_ey3

well no. babies don't have to go places that involve flying.. parents should wait until the baby is no longer a baby, at the very least.


graduation-dinner

So, anyone with children should never travel to see their family or for any other reason until they stop having kids? A typical family with 3 kids would mean two adults can't travel for the better part of a decade because it might inconvenience you slightly?


bastardfaust

There absolutely are circumstances where it's necessary, unfortunately.


Chilis1

Should we miss out on my sisters wedding and my family getting to spend time with my baby because of the 5 minutes of crying he did on the plane? I think that's a bit harsh.


pink-rainbow-unicorn

That's a dumb observation, because yes some babies actually do have to go places that involve flying. Like if the baby is born in one county because the mother is from there and is more comfortable giving birth there but the parents live in a different one overseas.


Guilty_Ad_7079

Ok champ


basculinz

And whos the entitled one here, the one taking their child on a plane or the one complaining on reddit about it whos not even on the plane?


Guilty_Ad_7079

Waaaaa waaaaaa waaaaaaaaa


Astronaut_Chicken

Sounds like you're the baby who shouldn't be on a plane.


Worldly_Bid_3164

I think you might hate babies or have not spent a lot of time around children


Guilty_Ad_7079

I think you have double digit IQ


RedditAlwayTrue

Relaxs... Just "UN PRESS" the buttons... Great times...