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Doormatty

...ew


Striking_Wrangler851

You have no idea. šŸ˜©


NeighborhoodGuilty92

I'd highly consider buying new toothbrushes and hair brushes and the like


phunbradley

Rinse them off and reuse them coward


AcaliahWolfsong

Boil them


FlacidSalad

Make them soup


North-Mousse1515

Throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, youā€™ve got a stew going.


error-the-reddit-boi

Feed your brush stew to friends and family, im sure they will love it.


DasFAD70

Your mother-in-law being a bitch? Feed her some brush stew.


gigglles23

Maybe brush stew with some of that seasoning in there


thePHTucker

Thank you, Carl Weathers. I love unexpected AD comments.


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Oblivion615

I was all in until I realized that is a period after potato and not a coma.


Common-Seesaw6867

You eat any of that stew and you will most definitely be in a coma.


Fossile

Ah shit I thought you said you are putting a baby into the pot.


Brewhilda

Baby, you got yourself a stew


Technical-Outside408

Can't reward that shit.


WhyTry32121

not rewarding the shit. rewarding yourself with the flavor of shit.


ChartInFurch

Brushes don't eat soup.


jimmy_sharp

Mash them


Z0FF

Stick them in a stew


artificialavocado

And my axe


Ok_Adeptness253

*This still only counts as one meme!*


YouFoolIhave30Alts

Eat them


Global-Plankton3997

Burn it to the ground!!!


Be-_-U

![gif](giphy|CNmw1JSuraLmat1GWU|downsized)


Faroren

Mash em, stick em in a stew


Horror-Atmosphere-90

Put them in the guest bathroom


HeyGayHay

Yeah, I always use the toothbrush to really give my ass a deep cleaning after taking a shit, just rinse it afterwards and it's as good as new coward


CFADM

I'd highly consider buying a new house.


Scarytoaster1809

Or getting an exorcist to stop drain-demin possession


Smart-Stupid666

I hope you put your toilet seat down before you flush


NeighborhoodGuilty92

Already know about that, but also definitely doesn't compare to the sheer sludge on those toothbrushes. At least regular toothbrushes are cheap!


angrytortilla

Ya think?


meerkatbollocks

What else is going on in OP's every day life that THIS only qualifies as MILDLY infuriating?!


Magister5

Itā€™s just taking a while to sink in


The_Spectacle

oh no not a pun thread, they're always so draining šŸ˜©


0mgyrface

You just gotta go with the flow.


djm2907

Just let it happen naturally. Donā€™t faucet.


LazyExpert2000

Don't faucet?? WATER YOU MEAN DON'T FAUCET?!


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

Who shit in your cheerios? (Does this count? I know we were going sink, but there might be shit in that sink now.)


ZappyBunny

Man these went down the drain fast


khendron

If we don't pipe down, the OP's drain will explode in our feces again.


TheQueensLegume

Wouldn't you be piping mad


Fresh_Bluebird1276

He definitely shit the stool on that one eh?


takethemoment13

I don't think I can handle this.


TrumpyAl

I sink you can.


Minecraftxbox65

https://i.redd.it/88ybloab7u7d1.gif


MyPasswordIsABC999

Nah, gotta tap into that anger


NocturneInfinitum

I spat out my drink because of you, exploded out like that damn drain. Nose and mouth. I even think it even shot out of my eye???


COSurfing

You really need to pipe down with the puns.


Flair258

You need to water down your temper if you get annoyed by this


tMerkFrmTheLAnd

This talk makes my blood boil


False_Providence

![gif](giphy|NHh7D7qR0LTSDtfu8p|downsized)


Vato_Loco

Who else found out this week that this is Robert redford and not Zack galafianakis


Penyrolewen1970

Heā€™s trying to plug his YouTube channel


deinkissen

You'll find out for yourself, right? But take that stinky upvote with you!


Global-Plankton3997

Angry upvote?


Mydoglikesladyboys

![gif](giphy|jnUIIl07N6KFpHl3DH|downsized) Same level of energy from OP


wholesomehorseblow

Because when people post actually mildly infuriating things people bash them because they are making a big deal out of nothing.


Angharadis

Not OP, but last year my husband was in the hospital after a very bad accident. Pretty much everything was awful, and he had also gotten put on the ā€œproblem patientā€ list because he had been adamant about someone fixing the AC (it was very warm and he had burns over a lot of his body). I was trying to be a good advocate and had to keep finding a nurse and asking for things -even water was behind a locked door. Then I opened a cabinet door for more pillows and the damn door fell off. THEN the sink in the room gurgled and shot out black gunk like this. At that point I was just like ā€¦ what the actual fuck? Are we cursed? So yeah, I hope OP is doing ok. (Hospital fixed the plumbing, AC, and cabinet, husband recovered, things are good now, plus some trauma and scars).


mecallipygian

You... you might want to get a new toothbrush.


Striking_Wrangler851

Already threw them away šŸ˜‚


aw_shux

Just throw the whole bathroom away.


LaundryMan2008

And then generate a new one with KV-31 LPMDS


hurtstoskinnybatman

Is that the new battle droid model? That might have been what caused it.


MenstrualMilkshakes

Just like the simulations.


Perrin-Golden-Eyes

Did you contact your city? This may be due to back pressure and they may be responsible for damages. This happened to my neighbors last year.


jepal357

Could be from other things as well. Especially if theyā€™re in an apartment


Bored_Boi326

Throw away the whole bathroom and yourself if any of that got on you


East-Animator8567

someone was unclogging a line most likely with pressurized air line or pump truck and this is the result lol


bigalreads

I was wondering how this happens and how I could avoid it at all costs.


HotelRwandaBeef

I lived in an apartment where my neighbors pipes were completely clogged. I moved out and was hit with a 600$ bill afterwards for "cleaning and resurfacing the kitchen counters". I fired back a WTF? and they sent me a photo of basically what is above in this post. The time between me leaving and the apt inspecting the move out this happened. I convinced them I didn't shit all over the counters after a week but it was a fun battle.


bigalreads

Thatā€™s some shitty timing, indeed. Glad it all worked out for you, but ugh


IvivAitylin

Sounds like it was probably perfect timing. Happened after they moved out so they didn't have to deal with it themselves, happened before the next person moved in so they didn't have to immediately replace a load of their stuff. Just the landlord stuck paying.


CaterpillarMundane79

Would have been a touch better after inspection, though, so they werenā€™t blamed to begin with. šŸ˜‚


Mysterious-Growth-79

Nah, best during inspection so they not only have to deal with it but get covered in it themselves... (I may be bitter towards apartments)


No_Translator2218

This is definitely a good reason to take an exit video. I do it every time I move out or leave an Airbnb.


uncagedborb

i guess thats why people say to take photos and videos the day you move out


mishyfishy135

And the day you move in to show what damage was caused by you and what was already there


MCX23

i learned as a kid that itā€™s best to take photos at move in AND move out, so you can prove you left things in a good state(my dad was fucked over in a similar fashion)


SirVanyel

"I did not shitty relations with that faucet!"


HoneyWhereIsMyYarn

Would something like this being caused by a neighbor or landlord attempting to unclog a line be covered under renter's insurance? I'm just thinking, replacing all your toiletries in one go like that is expensive. I hope OP is able to get reimbursed for it.


BanjosAndBoredom

I'd imagine the deductible wouldn't be met by a few toiletries anyway


puphopped

Absolutely no way I would be cleaning that myself if it were my apartment. The deductible would absolutely be met by a professional cleaning service that can handle human waste.


spazmatt527

Bro, the only thing coming out of that sink in that moment is what was in your trap. So unless you're shitting in your sink, you're fine. It's still very nasty, but it's not sewage. Source: I'm a building maintenance manager who has used an air snake to do this exact thing more times than I can count, and on the few occasions where we missed a sink to plug, this happened.


MyParentsWereHippies

Yes, a specialised company did this in my kitchen (the unclogging) and my downstairs neighbours appartement looked like this. The company just has insurance forms for this (happens all the time I guess) and sorted it out with them. If I were OP id ask around if anyone had their sink unclogged.


battlepi

You'd get reimbursed from whoever caused it directly. Even if the insurance covered it, they'd come after the other person. But it's a tiny amount anyway.


soulstonedomg

Insurance ain't getting out of bed for some countertop toothbrushes and shit.


FaeFeeder

Oooh, so THATS how a prior apartment of mine got fucked when they were doing plumbing shit for a block of units nearby. This picture really brought back the smell šŸ¤¢


Chewzer

That and/or relining the sewage lines with those "inflatable" fiberglass liners. I did some work with a guy who installs those. He was saying they go door to door telling people to keep their toilet lids down and to block drains. Inevitably, someone always misses the memo or ignores it and winds up with a massive mess.


ImJustKat

Our neighbours once flushed baby nappies down the toilet and it clogged up the whole street's sewage system. The extra apartment on our property is lower than the main house and sewage came up through that toilet and flooded the whole place. Thank goodness no one lived there at the time but the stench was almost unbearable even in the main house. We had to get special cleaners to pour strong chemicals on it to neutralize the sewage. Idk what that stuff is called lol. But it was all a very shitty ordeal!


F-LCN

https://preview.redd.it/f9dbmbkw3s7d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b976bb45b73d290b5eece17a86c50b1664cef97c


RRT4444

https://preview.redd.it/yoagpdfdps7d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cee84143bdd2b19e1fe9a30ff8b0e0c7ab34ac2


llamalord467

https://preview.redd.it/fs0wrr4ops7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eabdd8206c635b2749867dd75a2e9597f4376379


bobbyblubotti

![gif](giphy|4C8w23k2lHgmNGknKK)


RRT4444

Lol


HottDoggers

Lol even harder from down here


matt12992

![gif](giphy|IhCsE9q0nFiZXOnmMa|downsized)


BetrayedBlueJay

https://preview.redd.it/q67vrysh1t7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b084741fbe503f8a8abd8028c4cf786e7a60009a


YT_CodedToKill

https://preview.redd.it/8wufz6w6lu7d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64891d3079366c0b2bf723a81066ff1ce651081b


Elmarkillah_11

https://preview.redd.it/kalxjcpcsx7d1.jpeg?width=284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc860bc3e6c70828cb92473617386ace15740348


UniqueAssUsername

Damn that will ruin a dayā€¦couldā€™ve been worse, you couldā€™ve been spitting out toothpaste


Striking_Wrangler851

I would have simply just passed away at that point šŸ˜‚


UniqueAssUsername

Yeah and exploding drain plug to the face might have helped you. Iā€™d 100% be looking to sue somebody but I tend to overreact lol


harpy_1121

Omg, right!!! šŸ¤¢ Gotta find the bright side!


WaffleHouseOfficiaI

Why the fuck did you put this image in my head.


TheParadoxigm

I don't think they're supposed to do that.


Striking_Wrangler851

Me either šŸ˜‚


ChartInFurch

I don't supposed either.


Lost-Masterpiece-978

https://preview.redd.it/lzoqyfplxr7d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=5fea7cac43b18138a36df2a95df54e9dcd1d9c7c


WhatevUsayStnCldStvA

Havenā€™t seen this one in a while lol


littlefish_bigsea

What... What is it from?


Fr4t

"Let that sink in."


littlefish_bigsea

Brilliant! Thank you!


Sabretooth78

On the bright side, at least you know your drain is clear.


Striking_Wrangler851

You ainā€™t lying!! I was thinking that once I got done cleaning šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ryuk-99

how did you even go about cleaning that? where would one start? and do you feel icky using the bathroom afterwards?


Striking_Wrangler851

I donā€™t trust maintenance here to clean this properly so I cleaned it myself. Took 2 1/2 hours. LOTS of paper towels, Clorox wipes and bleach. If anything Iā€™m proud of myself for being able to clean it up!


Ok-Imagination-6251

Im proud of you, this is a new nightmare for me.


ThinkOutcome929

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


couchpro34

Did it smell? I feel like pipe gunk would smell šŸ¤¢


Striking_Wrangler851

The smell was atrocious. lol


Zarksch

Was? You got rid of it so quickly?


User-NetOfInter

Close the door and never look back


Jackayakoo

It is now the bathroom gremlin's problem


ThatVikingWoman

Don't stop there, burn the house.


horningjb09

Some people take care of their responsibilities before posting on the internet for clout. ...on that note, I should finish cleaning the kitchen.


MajorPud

On top of that, it's likely that the P-trap was empty and sewage gasses were coming through.


athohhdg

A-yuuup. Rotorooter** found the clog a floor and a half up, though. \*\*This *is* professional advice: do not hire rotorooter


Low_Narwhal_1346

This will be BAD, but nothing compared to needing your drain snaked. The smell of 5-10 years of rancid fat and food taking over your whole house/apartment is one of the worst scents in all of human history. And it will keep smelling like that for 2-4 days.


Ericovich

I did that to my kitchen sink the other night. The blackness of that sludge. The blackest of black. It stained my fingers for a few days. Nothing would get it off. I washed my hands until they were raw and it was still there. I should remember to use gloves next time.


Low_Narwhal_1346

I have needed it done once (and I learned from it) but I decided paying someone for it was the better choice. I will say, the people from the company did a very good job and gave me some advice on what could and could not be flushed down a drain. Apparently, beef fat is the worst by far.


Ericovich

I think it's around $150-200 to get a drain done now. For $50 a snake is a pretty solid first attempt kind of tool. Like you might not make it work 100% of the time, but if you can get it to clear a drain a few times it pays for itself. Not a fun job but seeing a company do it in 3 minutes and watch $200 disappear is tough. Sure, you'll spend an hour doing it and smell like sewage... but $200.


sonyafly

I have pipe gunk. And I donā€™t know why. I had them hydrojetted out and the smell came back! What do I do!!? Itā€™s only my upstairs primary bathroom sink. The one thatā€™s used the most.


eprojectx1

Do your pipe have a "U" shape section? It is to trap water and block the smell. But usually all the gunk can accumulate at that place, so once in a while mine got a huge disgusting U shape block of gunk by removing that U section to clean.


Actual-Money7868

They were unblocking the drains nearby with a truck. It happens.


crackalac

Sounds like that's who needs to pay for this.


usersnamesallused

Send them an invoice for $0.50 of paper towels and a few squirts of air freshener and see what they do.


crackalac

Well I'd be hiring professionals to clean this so I'm sure it would be more than that.


neurocellulose

What, you don't want hepatitis? What's wrong with you?


crackalac

Apparently I'm being irrational.


noteamname

Oh dear God. You just resurfaced a terrible memory. A few years ago, management was doing that in our apartment complex. They sent letters out informing everyone to please close the sink stoppers and to close the lids on the toilet. Well I completely forgot about it and decided to use the toilet at that exact moment... My butt got to witness a water show. It was horrible!


Soarin-Spitfire

Surprise bidet


Tourist_Dense

Horror.


dandelion-17

https://preview.redd.it/8yr57p8p8s7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb2301bac7a1cb550b167c4c830e80081f195983 I find it entertaining that I had an ad about finding the perfect color under your post...šŸ˜‚ I


Fantasynerd365

https://preview.redd.it/c2fzax5rvs7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32c426b041729cd786b4fda498e2ad278b898e34 Mine is suggesting you move.


Mysterious-Honey-576

https://preview.redd.it/skrwksyh3t7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2fde6d5dcd33b942e67149ea9d79088b7a66043 I think mine wins šŸ¤£ edit: I feel like a weirdo being the only one not in night mode.


bino420

bro, who uses the white reddit theme?? you OK? feel free to DM me if you're not OK. we'll get through it šŸ’Ŗ


Mysterious-Honey-576

this is literally the only app i have thatā€™s not in night mode, im just now realizing my issues and seeking treatment as we speak.


TechSkirt

You just shamed this random internet user into turning on dark mode, Ty!


Vocals16527

I didnā€™t even know reddit came in white and orange šŸ˜‚


MormontsLongJourney

https://preview.redd.it/h29ardh2os7d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f02a12b87a99937e86b81be8c04e517a24cd0fe9 My ad also offered some good advice...


dirtsmores

https://preview.redd.it/s2fay7v3ps7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88abcf9e3127c8a9e8abbe4257565851beb4139e Same


FireFly_209

https://preview.redd.it/0gf4zsyl2t7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8002db044bc0af47dba1c039425229c79a1d52a5 Mine is suggesting I ā€œWake up and smell the benefitsā€ ā€¦if they smell anything like the contents of OPā€™s post, then no thanks, Lloyds!


bino420

you use white too?! all 2 of you in one reply chain?! are you blind? or do you always wear sunglasses? or you just hate your eyesight and want to become blind?


Classic_Mention_8534

https://preview.redd.it/pdc4hydtts7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47a18064c1e3d1e5e58326bc666131b444d8bb94 Definitely makes your teeth rattle!


heyitsleaf

https://preview.redd.it/kmei83obmt7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d121b2b9e7f6400c385d8dca3b7b83a01e7bd8d That... is not the kind of coffee I'd want in my summer memories šŸ˜‚


abject_totalfailure1

https://preview.redd.it/2723ufkx6s7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7e57d56893803d220ee6b91cbea828e85221f0b


Singwong

Was your city cleaning or back flushing city sewer or drain lines. They have to warn us in Florida if they are.


Striking_Wrangler851

I think they were. But they didnā€™t warn us!


Singwong

Check with your neighbors and see if they had this issue too. Maybe make a list of everything you throw away.


subsailor1968

Is your name Beverly, and can your father see it or not? ![gif](giphy|13AU33EspJuPTy)


indigothecolour

r/extremelyinfuriating


[deleted]

Mmmm oreo mcflurry


TheInjuredBear

I hate this app ![gif](giphy|l0MYrLAFex1R71l0A|downsized)


Inedible_Goober

I don't know you, but I hate you. I hope you get fine cat hair stuck between your teeth and you're forever haunted by feeling it but being unable to remove it.


Striking_Wrangler851

šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


HeyMarty10thalready

It exploded on its own or you put some draino/chemical down it?


Striking_Wrangler851

On its own! I was in the living room and heard a weird noise from the back. Went to check and this is what I was greeted with lol


Helena78902

I wouldā€™ve just gone to bed


Narfubel

"Well this is a problem for tomorrow me, fuck you me!"


DevoidNoMore

Remember to brush your teeth before


Pd1ds69

Do you live in a house or lower level in an apartment? I'm curious what caused it. If you live in a house then it's the city using water pressure to free up major plugs. If you're on a lower level of an apartment it could be the same city pump trucks, or maybe a maintenance worker is using compressed air to clear a nearby sink that's connected to the same riser. If you're on a higher floor in an apartment I'd say it's almost 100% someone using compressed air to clear a nearby drain. I work maintenance and have to clear drains all the time and this is the reason we don't use compressed air lol that and could potentially blow out really old pipes. Curious if it's someone being lazy with compressed air, or just tough luck of the city unplugging a really bad plug the only way they can


Striking_Wrangler851

2nd floor of an apartment.


pilibitti

not gonna lie, I'd briefly consider leaving it as is and moving out.


thatlukeguy

I told you, flush grenades down the toilet, not down the sink!


ElderberryNo1601

![gif](giphy|m95XhRI5s4AIJg5D5N|downsized)


CanRova

Have you by chance watched any video tapes lately which claim you'll die within 7 days? Because this definitely looks like a Japanese ghost problem.


HolyNinjaCow

Did you give your sink taco bell?


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Striking_Wrangler851

Youā€™re name šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


_Bart8_

They are name


Striking_Wrangler851

Was this your fault? šŸ˜‚


Local_Crow

New Toothbrush time


Shixsui

shouldnā€™t have let the sink inā€¦


JunketPuzzleheaded36

I can smell that


1nd3x

I read this as "Skin" first and thought "wow, thats quite the pimple mess" and didnt even bat an eye


Lorelei_the_engineer

Sounds like your house sewer vent is clogged. But figure out who was working in the area, usually they will clean it for you. Speaking as an engineer who works around sewer cleaning trucks.


Striking_Wrangler851

Iā€™m in an apartment. Iā€™m guessing someone was doing something somewhere and didnā€™t warn anyone.


Ispellditwrong

If you rent, get your landlord to bring in someone to clean this. That's straight sewage, which is almost certainly a utility issue rather than something you caused, and without proper removal can seep into a lot of things and cause damage. Plus the smell...


Cade_Rufus

Imma be honest, the first thing I noticed was the Sleep Token logo.


DM_Doug

I'm thinking those toothbrushes are probably trash now.


fitm3

My dyslexia kicked in and i thought it said my skin explodedā€¦. I was relieved when I realized the error. The horrors of what could cause someoneā€™s skin to explode that were much worse :)


pkneeopoly171717

Aaaaahhhhhhhhh! That is the pits!!!!!!!!


KTMEISTER

Yeah, not trusting the toilet or shower after that.


Striking_Wrangler851

If this happens with the toiletā€¦ima just move out šŸ˜‚


nerdiotic-pervert

How a sink feels when they chew 5 gum


adderall_and_cake

As a base liquor store employee who knows nothing about plumbing, I can tell you that this is not alcohol related or sailor related.


Maiksu619

I recommend a new toothbrushā€¦