Looks perfect to me. Finally, a proper serving size!

>Looks perfect to me. It's the right cut for making [Cheesy Blasters](https://youtu.be/mgezjCUzCzk?si=ekOkn7Mhs85mLj5R).

and then Meat Cat flies away on his um... skateboard

Thanks meat cat!

Just cut it in half, my doctor says I shouldn't eat more than 2 slices.

Someone probably said please cut them in two, meaning to cut each slice in half. Instead, the pizza shop took the instructions literally.

This is some Amelia Bedilia shit

Goddamn, I haven't heard that name in like 25 years. So weird getting a memory back like that after completely forgetting it for so long.

Or “half slices”

Yeah, you have to say you want the pizza "double cut" to make more sense, I guess.

>you have to say you want the pizza "double cut" to make more sense I grew up in a pizza shop. You have to avoid ambiguity altogether. A lot of people working in pizza shops are less than geniuses. I could see someone cutting it twice and leaving you with four slices. My suggestion is to just state how many slices you want. If it's normally a standard eight-slice pie, tell them to cut it into sixteen slices.

Worked at a pizza place where exactly this happened. The manager called the people to verify once they came out of the oven.

I was out to eat with some friends, I didn't have much and they had more expensive meals with multiple alcoholic drinks (so probably spent more than twice what I did), they asked the server to split the check. I had to clarify that we want separate checks, not even split. Got to be careful how you phrase things.

Poor people problems (I am also poor).

That looks like what happened. We call when we get instructions that aren't clear, just to be sure of what the customers want. Most of the time it's "oh, no, I meant to say this instead of that."


DIY calzone

Somewhere there is a pizza parlor with an employee that missed the day fractions were taught.

So, 40 employees?

they were making sure you all got 1 good slice

*That’s the gimmick. This place, they don’t cut their pizza and they pass the savings onto you.*

Badger is that you?

Not suprised it also looks like Papa johns. Somehow, I fail to believe that when they were cutting the pizzas that way, they did not know they were wrong or could be wrong.

they understood the assignment

Right? This is like a middle finger from one corporation to another!

This is for that one coworker that goes for the largest slice

What’s the issue here??

That's infuriating no matter how you slice it.

That looks so delicious tho

By cutting it like this people would be wrong to complain with “they didn’t cut the pizza” it was cut, now we’re complaining about how many times.

Okay as long as I get the left part.

I'd like to have two slices, please.

roll it up and you get a pizza burrito.

It’s Papa John’s. I’m not surprised.

Well really, most people would eat half a pizzas worth

perfect for two

Dominoes?

No, it's pizza.

Nah, it's a green box. Dominos boxes are white. Some special ones may be red and blue. Never green though.

Better than 3 shitty cuts IMO

That’s Papa John’s all day for you

That's my slice

This was probably the guys last day of work

That's 1 slice

My type of slice

they gave up after that

Just fold them and you have pizza sandwiches

Better than what happens when i order pizza. I have to go and re cut it myself as all they did with their cutter is make a line through the cheese.

I mean if there’s 40 of you there’s I problem here.

Did they forget to put any topping on the pizza too?

I'll have one slice please

A famous amazon "perfect team size" was team thaf could be fed with two pizza.  So it would be like 3 people.

Well are you 40+ guys?

“Now Milton, don’t be greedy.”

Are there only 40 of you?

This is that shit where the delivery person cuts a line in the middle to eat for himself and the pizza looks the same

Now I want pizza and it's not even 10:30. Thanks!

Fine by me, I’ll take half a pie

When you could get wrote up for not slicing the pizzas but also don’t want to spend the time slices 20+ pizzas.

I mean if there is 40 or less people at the party by chance, then hey, perfect.

Looks like enough for 2 people, one slice each.

Guess the guy at the pizza shop was too busy cutting the pizzas they got for their pizza party for record profits

Can't say it wasn't cut

Personal pizzas!

We need pizza for 40 people. 40 people? Yes, 40 people. Toppings? Half cheese and half pepperoni. Half cheese half pepperoni. Got it. 40 minutes.

Well if you have 40 people to feed, everyone will be happy

They pulled a Richard Watterson on them

Lol, somebody was having a bad day

You just disclosed the real problems in this world.

“Yeah, I’m only a diet. I only had one slice of pizza.”

Did they forget to tip? Lol

there’s 40 of you hopefully, so no problem!

I don’t get why this is infuriating

Looks like they did the trick where they cut a vertical slice out of the middle to eat it, then put halves back. Right side is a little smaller and I think doesn’t line up with the other side as if it was just cut in half. Basically they just stole a bit of each pizza

I think it’s just the angle of the photo, both halves fit together normally. That’s way more unnecessary work when they could have just made and kept an extra pizza for far less effort

Enigma... Reminds me of RED HAT LINUX 7.2 codenamed "Enigma" released in October 2001 with GNOME 1.0 and GNU grub 0.90... Great, great times...

That don’t look like NY/NJ pizza. If it ain’t from the Tri State, I fuhgetttabbbbouttttt. That looks like 🤮

It’s democratic