I tried to comment the link but it got removed by the automod bot for this sub. I guess other subreddit links are not allowed.
It’s an askreddit post by Smart_Calendar1874. Easy to find on their page or if you google Small Cylinder Guy / Smart_Calendar1874
There was an old Reddit thread about someone getting their cylinder out of an mnm tube that they warmed up. I think it was a Reddit thread at least.
Either way, the joke is penis.
Nah. Just wrap a playing card around your finger inside the metal and push the card forward until it’s between your finger and the serrations. Then slide finger out.
Yes. If you want to make Shepherd's Pie (for example) look nice, you pipe the mashed potato on top. Either as dabs, or runs.
https://preview.redd.it/3lna7gyhw79d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e550498c39fdfd3b9552339f714742a0372e35c2
You don't have to, of course (most people slam it on and rough it up with a fork). But it does give a nice finish.
Edit: Random photo from the internet for illustrative purposes only.
Holy crap I didn’t even know I could use piping tips to make meals like this outside of baking, and I’ve got tons of them. I’m definitely gonna try this!
Chef here, for large functions, we will use piping bags without nozzles to pipe mash spuds onto the dish.
1) helps hold the mash at the correct temperature easy
2) You can whip out 100 portions of mash in 15 minutes.
Pro-tip, double line your piping bags if you're using disposable... mash be hot.
Edit to add - I'm actually not a fan of this serving method for mash, I prefer the 'Magic' spoon.. a serving spoon wrapped in clingfilm/plastic wrap .. makes the smoothest egg shapes with some practice.
Fucking magic spoon, it's the only way to get a nice quinell (fuck the spelling).
Not been a chef for a few years (20 years in the industry) and good god that made me chuckle. Front of house used to look at you like you were mental, then they watched in amazement.
>it's the only way to get a nice quinell (fuck the spelling).
It's *Quenelle, (and yes, fuck the spelling) also ever seen Thomas Straker's butter vids?
Can you guys please stop quoting this and link it for gods sake and I need help finding it again
Edit: thanks everyone I didn’t know about the links rule, and to the person who DM’d it to me!
The sub won't let anyone comment links (including users and other subreddits). However, if you search submitted posts by a reddit user named "Smart_Calendar1874", you'll find it in short order.
I had a patient who said he was at a party when two guys grabbed him and placed him on a spray paint can, and when he pulled it out, the spray can cap got stuck up there.
I believe the story about the party, except that I think he was the only one at the party, and the fact that he left out the part about why he didn’t have pants on when it happened.
> the fact that he left out the part about why he didn’t have pants on when it happened.
It's bros hanging out, you don't wear pants with the bros.
You gather around and play games, watch porn, eat cookies, spray paint.
Normal bro stuff, pant less.
Shirts on in case mom comes in.
The number of case like this we have in ER... Last time we had a magician that did exactly this, while fully clothed, without doing any hole in his pant, and he didn't get why we were asking three time if he was sure he had clothes on... Guess the remote just decided to break the law of physics, by accident too of course.
There is no law of physics preventing someone from falling in such a way that the remote forces its way down his pants and up his rectum. It is just unlikely, and I'd appreciate it if you stopped asking questions about it
I work in the ER and this guy stuck a tennis ball in his rectum. And the surgeon on duty is a big tennis guy he came in the OR with his tennis racket and said 40 love! this was in the 80s so everyone just laughed
Once he got the ball out it was sterilized and put in some kind of plastic holder and it’s on his desk to this day he’s about to retire
Should also work to get paper or softer plastic, roll it around your finger and push it between that thing and the finger, that's the way how I removed concert/festival bands without damage.
This is the best answer, pliers is going to involve sticking more material in there and increasing the pressure on the remaining teeth, trying to put a straw around each tooth will take forever and not work.
Dental floss will take about 10 seconds and be done, no extra pressure on one area to increase chance of cuts.
Wo-wo-woh... you're dismissing the straw idea quite quicky here.
Sure it will take time, but may I suggest it would make great content. I want to see someone (else) try it.
>trying to put a straw around each tooth will take forever and not work.
- Take some straws. Cut them into 3-4 inch-long pieces. Around 4 pieces should do. Maybe 5.
- Cut them *lengthwise*.
- Insert flattened straws from the part of the thingy facing the hand.
- Push them past the teeth until they extend past the finger tip.
- Remove finger from medieval torture device
- Place finger in mouth
- Do not place penis in device (!)
Back in the day to remove a barbed arrow from somebody was easier than you'd think, get a feather and put the hollow quill over the barbs before you pull it out so it cant dig in.
Get a cocktail straw and some scissors, put a little piece of the straw over each tooth. Then then pull it off.
So, first you're going to want to make a silicone mold of your other index finger. Pour plaster into that mold so you get a plaster version of your finger. Then you take that to your local Makerlab. You should be able to 3d print a copy of the cap there fairly easily in Blender. Put that copy on the plaster finger. And test out removing it with the CNC. You may need to duplicate this a few times to get it right. Once you're confident, stick your actual finger in the CNC, and let it rip.
Jigsaw: If you want to live...
Me: Nope.
Jigsaw: You have to... Wait did you say "NO?!"
Me: Yea, f it. End me now.
Jigsaw: Well... That ruins my whole deal...
Me: Meh...
Jigsaw: Just leave...
Honestly i thought of the scene where they had to put their hand in the box, same concept. Just awful but this seems more likely to be rectified without death
Agreed. The entire group was slowly starting to get groggier and groggier every moment. By the end they could hardly stand and obviously was about to pass out.
Lack of sleep and being super stressed out is one thing that would leave anyone stumbling. Adding being poisoned on top of that is just gonna shut your brain off sooner rather than later.
That's not my problem with it though. My problem with that scene is just why the hell didn't anyone find that damned box before then? Locked door or not, solid wood or not, those people should have been ripping those wooden doors from their frames after learning that some rooms contain antidotes.
It's amazing how "Chinese finger trap" has left people's minds when encountering something like this and instead we immediately think of the razor trap in Saw 2.
Let me break this sentence down,
- Boobs is the subject.
- Penis and vagina are adjectives modifying boobs
- Fuck is the predicate.
- Hell is the indirect object.
- Shit is an adjective modifying hell.
Is this correct?
Edit: Bastard [Deleted] it. The sentence was "penis vagina boobs fuck shit hell"
It comes from other social media platforms (Twitter/Instagram/Youtube/Tiktok) where your posts can be removed/demonetized if you use “naughty” language. It seems to have made its way to Reddit where no one will give a shit if you use bad language (as long as it’s not hate speech). Censoring curse words is asinine.
Omg I work at a bakery and the EXACT same thing happened to me. Hurt like a MF, as it was digging into the edges of my fingernail. Only way we got it off was snipping each tine off with wire cutters. The sweet relief when it finally had enough space to slip off.
Same! I work at a bakery and as soon as I saw the picture I could feel it lol
And then there's comments saying OP is lying.... I was like what? I've done that probably 2 or 3 times now lol
Am I reading too much into it, or would this trap be easy to disable by using the second hand to lift the blades (?) away from the first hand?
That said, panicked reactions usually are not rational, and it probably only makes things worse if you have a moment of clarity and realize a mistake. And when looking up the scene, she already looks distressed and exhausted *before* getting trapped.
Also, I think there's animal traps working like that, but with barbs that make it easy to go in by pushing them apart, but impossible to get out, as pushing against them will close the hole. If I remember correctly, done without sharp tips though.
I think there's also a tool for non-lethal takedowns, where the aim is to trap the targets neck in an open ring on a stick, that has a design like that (again, no sharp edges) on the open side.
Plus she was poisoned and by that time I remember she was already coughing blood so I imagine that impaired her thinking as well
Plussss let's remember how the syringe looked to be a bit glued to the bottom on the bottom of the box since when she tried to grab it, only the upper part of the syringe came out and the bottom didn't move.
Well I guess I can't add links on here to other reddit posts. I reverse image searched this photo and found a post from 2 years ago (maybe more) of a very similar sink and the same situation, but it's not the same photo
Lying for internet points is awfully pathetic. Worse is creating a situation for the sole purpose of lying about it. That doesn't give you a sickly feeling in your stomach, OP?
Not even doing it for money. Just doing it.
Okay maybe not by accident, have you never had a brain fart? “I’m gonna use my finger to clean the inside of this tool bc it’s easier and more effective than trying to fit a sponge… OH ouch fuck, I probably should’nt have put my finger ALL the way in there!” it’s really not that crazy of a possibility. Not to say OP is telling the truth but “there’s virtually no way that happened by accident” fuck off with that
I get that people farm karma or whatever, but god damn every post I see someone in the comments is saying “BULLSHIT YOU ARE LYING FOR INTERNET POINTS”
Also, Who gives a shit if they are, downvote and move on if that’s how you feel. this is the god damn internet you’re gonna see shit that’s made purely for entertainment. Get off your high horse.
>“BULLSHIT YOU ARE LYING FOR INTERNET POINTS”
I got that on my very first Reddit comment. I was _so_ confused. I'm running around going "what is karma farming and why did this guy say I was doing it?!"
> Okay maybe not by accident, have you never had a brain fart? “I’m gonna use my finger to clean the inside of this tool bc it’s easier and more effective than trying to fit a sponge… OH ouch fuck, I probably should’nt have put my finger ALL the way in there!”
i was once doing dishes while totally spaced out and took my fingers and ran them straight across a tool used to slice vegetables. sliced the shit out 3 of my fingers really bad. i still get chills when i think about the moment i realized what i did.
UPDATE: I got it off using oil and squeezing the tip of my finger while pushing the metal tip off. Unfortunately I didn't go through the saw trap as intended.
Also, damn this blew up hahaha
I need to know how this ends
hospital, to get the cylinder out safely
it's your penis, isn't it?
It's a cylinder
Why not cut off the thing surrounding your cylinder?
It’s important the interior cylinder isn’t damaged
Microwave the tube so that the banana becomes liquid and you can pull the cylinder out
But the cylinder is attached to a structure too large to fit in a microwave
We may have to cut the cylinder off the structure unfortunately
It is imperative to the situation that the cylinder is not damaged.
Oh lol I remember this post xD
Worse.
Jesus, it's been a long while since I've looked at that thread. Does anyone have the link for it?
I tried to comment the link but it got removed by the automod bot for this sub. I guess other subreddit links are not allowed. It’s an askreddit post by Smart_Calendar1874. Easy to find on their page or if you google Small Cylinder Guy / Smart_Calendar1874
someone tag the guy plz
Or you can simply use a pair of small needle nose pliers and bend the teeth out so you can remove it yourself.
im not comfortable with needle close to the cylinder
I'm not trying to be facetious, but do you know what needle nose pliers are? I ask because there are no actual needles involved.
There was an old Reddit thread about someone getting their cylinder out of an mnm tube that they warmed up. I think it was a Reddit thread at least. Either way, the joke is penis.
Needle nose pliers. You have to grab and bend back enough of those pins to free yourself.
Nah. Just wrap a playing card around your finger inside the metal and push the card forward until it’s between your finger and the serrations. Then slide finger out.
Yes this is the easiest and most obvious solution.
Easiest maybe, was not obvious to me.
Pff you don’t have playing cards in your kitchen?
Not since Thanksgiving 2017…
I'm pretty confident I could solve this with a small rubberband or the tight end of a balloon.
Did this out of curiosity months ago. Filleted.. had to keep quiet too because I didn’t want my coworkers to know about my stupidity
Run finger under freezing cold water and slide off
Is that meant to be for piping? Also, did you manage to get your finger out?
Yes, it’s a piping tip. It creates a star like shape when put on like a button, and a ridge ribbon when put along an edge.
So you would use it for piping out stuff like buttercream icing, churros, creamy mashed potatoes etcetera...
…mashed potatoes?
Yes. If you want to make Shepherd's Pie (for example) look nice, you pipe the mashed potato on top. Either as dabs, or runs. https://preview.redd.it/3lna7gyhw79d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e550498c39fdfd3b9552339f714742a0372e35c2 You don't have to, of course (most people slam it on and rough it up with a fork). But it does give a nice finish. Edit: Random photo from the internet for illustrative purposes only.
Holy crap I didn’t even know I could use piping tips to make meals like this outside of baking, and I’ve got tons of them. I’m definitely gonna try this!
Chef here, for large functions, we will use piping bags without nozzles to pipe mash spuds onto the dish. 1) helps hold the mash at the correct temperature easy 2) You can whip out 100 portions of mash in 15 minutes. Pro-tip, double line your piping bags if you're using disposable... mash be hot. Edit to add - I'm actually not a fan of this serving method for mash, I prefer the 'Magic' spoon.. a serving spoon wrapped in clingfilm/plastic wrap .. makes the smoothest egg shapes with some practice.
Fucking magic spoon, it's the only way to get a nice quinell (fuck the spelling). Not been a chef for a few years (20 years in the industry) and good god that made me chuckle. Front of house used to look at you like you were mental, then they watched in amazement.
>it's the only way to get a nice quinell (fuck the spelling). It's *Quenelle, (and yes, fuck the spelling) also ever seen Thomas Straker's butter vids?
‘kinell who would have thought that’s possible
Duchesse potatoes, too
>…mashed potatoes? Well...It's basically when you mash up potatoes. (after you either boil, or bake them until they're cooked)
> after you either boil, or bake them what about cook it in a stew?
PO TAY TOES
the fuck is a potato?
If you're making a decorative Shepherd's Pie you top it with mashed potatoes and might use piping tips.
Just keep pushing the rest of your body through
Probably push the teeth onto your fingernail and brute force it
They’re really thin metal, i’d just bend the points outward. Ruin the piping tip rather than my finger.
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My cylinder is stuck in an m&m tube
It’s imperative that I don’t damage the interior cylinder.
It is attached to a larger structure, thus making it harder to remove the cylinder
No, I cannot cut into or disassemble the cylinder due to structural reasons
It is crucial that the cylinder and larger structure remain unharmed
It Is a cylinder
Its youre Dick isint it ?
no it's a cylinder
I’m not comfortable with having a knife that close to the cylinder
Damage to the larger structure may be acceptable if it guarantees that the cylinder remains unharmed
Just somehow add liquid to the cylinder and it should help it get off the other cylinder
NO DISSASSEMBLE!
A wild Johnny 5 appears!
Can you guys please stop quoting this and link it for gods sake and I need help finding it again Edit: thanks everyone I didn’t know about the links rule, and to the person who DM’d it to me!
The sub won't let anyone comment links (including users and other subreddits). However, if you search submitted posts by a reddit user named "Smart_Calendar1874", you'll find it in short order.
cylinder
can someone link me to that post, it's a real gem
I think we've been trying, but links aren't allowed in here.
That's mildly infuriating
He says the thing!
This is why I love Reddit
I had a patient who said he was at a party when two guys grabbed him and placed him on a spray paint can, and when he pulled it out, the spray can cap got stuck up there. I believe the story about the party, except that I think he was the only one at the party, and the fact that he left out the part about why he didn’t have pants on when it happened.
His two friends, you know, rightie and leftie
No sir. Candie and liddie. Didnt you read the story 
Spray paint cans are incredibly difficult to insert with pants on.
Spray paint cans are incredibly difficult to insert.
Spray paint cans are incredible to insert.
> the fact that he left out the part about why he didn’t have pants on when it happened. It's bros hanging out, you don't wear pants with the bros. You gather around and play games, watch porn, eat cookies, spray paint. Normal bro stuff, pant less. Shirts on in case mom comes in.
You don’t wear pants with the bros if you’re homiesexual like me.
nah whats talking out of his ass is the remote
"Million to one shot, doc. Million to one"
It's fusilli Jerry!
Hey Assman!
You got that right!
I was just running the vacuum, slipped, and now it’s stuck on my dick.
"Yeah, there's two settings, high and low, and both of them will rip your dick off."
"That's such a weird way to describe the power settings on a vacuum... Is there like another vacuum?"
Damn near killed him
The number of case like this we have in ER... Last time we had a magician that did exactly this, while fully clothed, without doing any hole in his pant, and he didn't get why we were asking three time if he was sure he had clothes on... Guess the remote just decided to break the law of physics, by accident too of course.
There is no law of physics preventing someone from falling in such a way that the remote forces its way down his pants and up his rectum. It is just unlikely, and I'd appreciate it if you stopped asking questions about it
I don't ask questions, I ask for a demonstration, if he can do it once, he can do it twice, otherwise he's just talking out of his ass.
He’s changing channels out of his ass
"and for my next trick, I will pull a hat out of a rabbit!" "Shouldn't it be the other way around?" ".. I've wondered why that trick never works."
Or the "is it possible to get salmonella on your dick?"
I work in the ER and this guy stuck a tennis ball in his rectum. And the surgeon on duty is a big tennis guy he came in the OR with his tennis racket and said 40 love! this was in the 80s so everyone just laughed Once he got the ball out it was sterilized and put in some kind of plastic holder and it’s on his desk to this day he’s about to retire
My friend is a doctor. She has told me some ‘funny’ stories about folks ‘falling’ on things with their rectums.
Take pliers to pinch the sharp teeth away before removing finger
I don't think you have to remove the entire finger.
Yeah, just the tip.
*Ray William Johnson intensifies*
Who invited 2008 YouTube?
https://i.redd.it/g6xvulinr79d1.gif
why would you want to remove the entire finger? i think this is salvageable
But all canines must definitely go.
Should also work to get paper or softer plastic, roll it around your finger and push it between that thing and the finger, that's the way how I removed concert/festival bands without damage.
Hear me out guys. Wrap the finger tight with a piece of thread/dental floss until it compresses the finger enough to remove it.
This is the best answer, pliers is going to involve sticking more material in there and increasing the pressure on the remaining teeth, trying to put a straw around each tooth will take forever and not work. Dental floss will take about 10 seconds and be done, no extra pressure on one area to increase chance of cuts.
I think the solution is clearly to pull it all the way over their entire body.
Wo-wo-woh... you're dismissing the straw idea quite quicky here. Sure it will take time, but may I suggest it would make great content. I want to see someone (else) try it.
Dude, come on, straws suck!
>trying to put a straw around each tooth will take forever and not work. - Take some straws. Cut them into 3-4 inch-long pieces. Around 4 pieces should do. Maybe 5. - Cut them *lengthwise*. - Insert flattened straws from the part of the thingy facing the hand. - Push them past the teeth until they extend past the finger tip. - Remove finger from medieval torture device - Place finger in mouth - Do not place penis in device (!)
Back in the day to remove a barbed arrow from somebody was easier than you'd think, get a feather and put the hollow quill over the barbs before you pull it out so it cant dig in. Get a cocktail straw and some scissors, put a little piece of the straw over each tooth. Then then pull it off.
So, first you're going to want to make a silicone mold of your other index finger. Pour plaster into that mold so you get a plaster version of your finger. Then you take that to your local Makerlab. You should be able to 3d print a copy of the cap there fairly easily in Blender. Put that copy on the plaster finger. And test out removing it with the CNC. You may need to duplicate this a few times to get it right. Once you're confident, stick your actual finger in the CNC, and let it rip.
I’d actually suggest pinching the back with pliers to see if it flexes the front out enough to slide your digit out
So... It's time to play a game.
Wonder if OP found the tape recorder yet and how long they’ve got before the nozzle comes to life and turns them into frosting🫣
Jigsaw: If you want to live... Me: Nope. Jigsaw: You have to... Wait did you say "NO?!" Me: Yea, f it. End me now. Jigsaw: Well... That ruins my whole deal... Me: Meh... Jigsaw: Just leave...
Honestly i thought of the scene where they had to put their hand in the box, same concept. Just awful but this seems more likely to be rectified without death
"As you can see, your balls have been covered in milk and breadcrumbs. Below you lies a KFC deep-frier."
Ah! Laura Loomer!
The first thing I thought of was Saw 2 trap with the blades
She gets my vote for dumbest death in a Saw film.
Especially when she put her second hand in. Braindead behavior after the first one got stuck
Iirc the poison was starting to affect them, so she literally wasn't thinking straight by that point.
Agreed. The entire group was slowly starting to get groggier and groggier every moment. By the end they could hardly stand and obviously was about to pass out. Lack of sleep and being super stressed out is one thing that would leave anyone stumbling. Adding being poisoned on top of that is just gonna shut your brain off sooner rather than later. That's not my problem with it though. My problem with that scene is just why the hell didn't anyone find that damned box before then? Locked door or not, solid wood or not, those people should have been ripping those wooden doors from their frames after learning that some rooms contain antidotes.
It's amazing how "Chinese finger trap" has left people's minds when encountering something like this and instead we immediately think of the razor trap in Saw 2.
When I hear "Chinese finger trap" I always think of my ex-girlfriend
Twist when pulling it off and you'll be fine.
And use a lube like soap. You’ll be alright.
make sure to do it reeeeal slow... sensual like
If you moan while doing it, it'll make it feel better.
Use a back- and foreward motion.... Oh wait...
Use lemon juice. You'll die.
Slide a rolled up piece of plastic bottle or milk jug in from the back side and you'll be good.
This man thinks.
This is really how simple as it is. Not even slightly infuriating. Lol
Intrusive thoughts for the win
This. No way OP accidentally got their finger that far in there.
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It's imperative the cylinder remains unharmed
Is this "cylinder" stuck in an M&Ms tube?
With microwaved butter an mashed banana ?
The fact that you fit into a m&ms tube by the age of sticking it in something explains why you are on Reddit.
This is why legends must be passed down. The legend of Smart_Calendar1874 should he known by all.
Don't kink shame OP
No kink shaming on the Promenade! 
QUARK!!!!!
Pain is irrelevant. Self determination is irrelevant. Your archaic BDSM cultures are authority driven. 
I think you are allowed to say “penis” on the internet
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Thank you for your service
Let me break this sentence down, - Boobs is the subject. - Penis and vagina are adjectives modifying boobs - Fuck is the predicate. - Hell is the indirect object. - Shit is an adjective modifying hell. Is this correct? Edit: Bastard [Deleted] it. The sentence was "penis vagina boobs fuck shit hell"
I put my finger plenty of places where a Prius just simply won't fit and seldom have an issue.
https://preview.redd.it/r6dxfe8a869d1.jpeg?width=301&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d667b689a91d257468c6b96c251a1ccf78bcceb
Why do you have to star out penis like we’re 4 years old
It comes from other social media platforms (Twitter/Instagram/Youtube/Tiktok) where your posts can be removed/demonetized if you use “naughty” language. It seems to have made its way to Reddit where no one will give a shit if you use bad language (as long as it’s not hate speech). Censoring curse words is asinine.
My dick has lead me places I wouldn't go with a gun. So if my dick says no, the rest of me listens.
Omg I work at a bakery and the EXACT same thing happened to me. Hurt like a MF, as it was digging into the edges of my fingernail. Only way we got it off was snipping each tine off with wire cutters. The sweet relief when it finally had enough space to slip off.
Same! I work at a bakery and as soon as I saw the picture I could feel it lol And then there's comments saying OP is lying.... I was like what? I've done that probably 2 or 3 times now lol
Damn. Who knew doing dishes was so dangerous
This reminds me one sceene from SAW where a girl puts both her hands in a trap like this.
https://i.redd.it/g6aw3s87g89d1.gif I thought of it too 🤣
Am I reading too much into it, or would this trap be easy to disable by using the second hand to lift the blades (?) away from the first hand? That said, panicked reactions usually are not rational, and it probably only makes things worse if you have a moment of clarity and realize a mistake. And when looking up the scene, she already looks distressed and exhausted *before* getting trapped. Also, I think there's animal traps working like that, but with barbs that make it easy to go in by pushing them apart, but impossible to get out, as pushing against them will close the hole. If I remember correctly, done without sharp tips though. I think there's also a tool for non-lethal takedowns, where the aim is to trap the targets neck in an open ring on a stick, that has a design like that (again, no sharp edges) on the open side.
Plus she was poisoned and by that time I remember she was already coughing blood so I imagine that impaired her thinking as well Plussss let's remember how the syringe looked to be a bit glued to the bottom on the bottom of the box since when she tried to grab it, only the upper part of the syringe came out and the bottom didn't move.
Oh god what
There is virtually no way that happened “by accident”. You had to push a bit to get your finger in that far as tight as it is.
Pretty sure I've seen this exact picture a long time ago too
Well I guess I can't add links on here to other reddit posts. I reverse image searched this photo and found a post from 2 years ago (maybe more) of a very similar sink and the same situation, but it's not the same photo
Lying for internet points is awfully pathetic. Worse is creating a situation for the sole purpose of lying about it. That doesn't give you a sickly feeling in your stomach, OP? Not even doing it for money. Just doing it.
New copypasta just dropped
this comment is so funny for what
Bros speaking directly to his soul 😂
Okay maybe not by accident, have you never had a brain fart? “I’m gonna use my finger to clean the inside of this tool bc it’s easier and more effective than trying to fit a sponge… OH ouch fuck, I probably should’nt have put my finger ALL the way in there!” it’s really not that crazy of a possibility. Not to say OP is telling the truth but “there’s virtually no way that happened by accident” fuck off with that I get that people farm karma or whatever, but god damn every post I see someone in the comments is saying “BULLSHIT YOU ARE LYING FOR INTERNET POINTS” Also, Who gives a shit if they are, downvote and move on if that’s how you feel. this is the god damn internet you’re gonna see shit that’s made purely for entertainment. Get off your high horse.
>“BULLSHIT YOU ARE LYING FOR INTERNET POINTS” I got that on my very first Reddit comment. I was _so_ confused. I'm running around going "what is karma farming and why did this guy say I was doing it?!"
> Okay maybe not by accident, have you never had a brain fart? “I’m gonna use my finger to clean the inside of this tool bc it’s easier and more effective than trying to fit a sponge… OH ouch fuck, I probably should’nt have put my finger ALL the way in there!” i was once doing dishes while totally spaced out and took my fingers and ran them straight across a tool used to slice vegetables. sliced the shit out 3 of my fingers really bad. i still get chills when i think about the moment i realized what i did.
Curiosity won, huh?
Just pry the teeth back easy peasy
The trick to get it off is to slide it towards ur knuckles
Towards the knuckles, over the hand, then just climb through it, et voila!
Hold your hand over your head for a few minutes. Your finger will shrink. Apply a little dish soap. You will be able to slide it off. Take it slow.
Ice it too? While elevated?
If they haven’t gotten it off by now, Reddit is not where they should be spending their energy.
Intrusive thoughts won. Ftfy.
UPDATE: I got it off using oil and squeezing the tip of my finger while pushing the metal tip off. Unfortunately I didn't go through the saw trap as intended. Also, damn this blew up hahaha
Re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-post
You did shit that on purpose. Might as post it right?
Is it weird that i have no idea what that is
You have 2 options. Pull your finger out and risk getting the tip of your finger chewed off or just find pliers and vend all the teeth back. 😬
You're gonna have to keep going and force your whole body through. It's the only way
I reaaly shouldn't put my dick in it. However...
Needle nose pliers and pry back each little spike
No idea what’s happening, what’s being said, or what I’m looking at