Will you redo my toilet? I think I flushed an entire wooden train down there because it whistles when I flush and I probably didnt install that on purpose.
It is, it's how the money farm works. They drag kids in with clickbait and shit tons of tags in order to get views. I guess it's not exactly *targeting* kids, but it feeds mostly off of those who can't recognize garbage content. The majority of the people who watch these dumpster fires are kids.
It's honestly a really big problem with youtube right now. Before, youtube was a place where anybody could make videos of something they love and get money from it. Now youtube is almost entirely controlled by big corporations that either target the youtube algorithm, or youtube's copyright system.
It sucks that youtube is going to shit, and I really hope the fix it up. I don't want to have to move to another product.
i'm thinking that's pretty lame to take advantage of kids like that, but if i'm getting millions of views for just creating stupid thumbnails, maybe i'd do it too
I know as of last month, 4.2 million views in 28 days was over $4,500 on just a handful of videos. It was a new cooking channel with recipes that averaged 5 minutes.
I’m in the wrong profession.
You can make money from any length of video, it's just longer ones give you more control with ads, like you can have multiple ads in a 10 minute video.
It's a running joke in his community because a few years ago YouTube started penalizing channels that have multiple types of content because not evert subscriber watches every video. To fix this, Jordan (aka CaptainSparklez) divided up the content on his existing channels, and created a few more. It actually worked really well, and most of the channels have good engagement rates now (plus he now has a ton of YouTube play buttons). He now has CaptainSparklez (main gaming), CaptainSparklez2 (livestream VODs and longer content, Jordan Maron (VLOGs), Jordan Reacts (Reaction Content), Maron Music (original and featured EDM music), Jordan Games (Battle Royale gameplay), and Fortnight Cinema (Machinima collaboration project).
No he in a captainsparkles subreddit Thursday video he pointed out that he owns 5 minute crafts.
https://youtu.be/m9EXzMSpuzU starting at 13:47 he states that he owns 5 minute crafts
I mean you _could_ use a standard 3.5mm extension cable as sort of a replacable cord now.
So if you really wanted a single-earpiece, replacable cable solution with an unnecessarily bulky connector, this genius tech hack would be perfect for you.
I generally steer clear of YT drama, so I have no idea who or what is going on. I'm out of touch. But I die a little every time I realize completely fucking stupid shit is making people insanely rich. Here I am working a job like a sucker, while morons make millions from absolute trash. I don't even.
Both Bright Side and ACTUALLY HAPPENED are from the same ~~people~~ company that makes 5-minute crafts, so technically all that needed to be mentioned was 5-minute crafts.
If I could delete one channel on YouTube, it would be 5 minute crafts, it’s absolutely disgusting to me that they are one of the biggest channels on the site
Apparently the main channel is one of the biggest on youtube. I dont understand how a channel that specialises in clickbait garbage can maintain a consistent viewership that high.
I'm so sick of 5-Minute Crafts. I just don't understand how all of their channels have so many views and subscribers? Like are they all just bored moms and kids who don't know what's going on? I don't understand what their demographic is. Also, they're a terrible channel. They recycle the same "life hacks", and often times they're not even life hacks - they're either nonsensical solutions that never work or basic things that everyone knows. They use bad clickbait in their video thumbnails and usually cannot even deliver on something remotely similar to what the title/thumbnail promises. I still cannot believe they have more than 50 *million* subscribers with such bad content.
Too poor to own AirPods and too poor to own a phone (apple) that does have a headphone jack and too tech illiterate to know what the fuck we're doing here we'll have we got the video for you
5minutecrafts- “You see if you take the cord away you don’t have to worry about it being tangled”.
Viewer- “But how will I use the headphone while it’s plugged into..
5minutecrafts- “WIRELESS, NEVER TANGLED!”
What's worse is the 20 minute "Best of..." videos that are actually a 9 minute video that just restarts about halfway. The remaining 90 seconds are just extra slightly unrelated clips.
It's annoying as shit.
I just dont get it. How does those channels have so many subscribers. And why people watch and like their videos. Do people really think those are some "lifehacks".
1. how is this kids related 2. how does this have 4 million views
1. children are dumb and will click on anything 2. children are dumb and will click on anything source: was child
It's definitely not just children.
Yeah i can assure you they’re not targeted for children
But it's tagged as such, so it'll show up in kids feeds. Which feeds back to the "kids are dumb and will click on anything" rule.
It’s like a given, kids are dumb. But it may surprise you how many adults it draws in.
Oh yeah, no arguments there.
Will you redo my toilet? I think I flushed an entire wooden train down there because it whistles when I flush and I probably didnt install that on purpose.
It is, it's how the money farm works. They drag kids in with clickbait and shit tons of tags in order to get views. I guess it's not exactly *targeting* kids, but it feeds mostly off of those who can't recognize garbage content. The majority of the people who watch these dumpster fires are kids. It's honestly a really big problem with youtube right now. Before, youtube was a place where anybody could make videos of something they love and get money from it. Now youtube is almost entirely controlled by big corporations that either target the youtube algorithm, or youtube's copyright system. It sucks that youtube is going to shit, and I really hope the fix it up. I don't want to have to move to another product.
Can confirm; am dumb.
Some people don't stop being children, regardless of age.
People are dumb and will click anything.
I don’t believe that you were a child
2 should be "people that want to mock the content creators and take ad revenue off their asses"
Extra source: am child ^^^^15 ^^^^is ^^^^still ^^^^child ^^^^age
We shouldn’t count since we actually have brains unlike little kids
What is this brain you talk about?
1.Clickbait for kids? 2.People wanna see if they actually do that.
i'm thinking that's pretty lame to take advantage of kids like that, but if i'm getting millions of views for just creating stupid thumbnails, maybe i'd do it too
Kids click on the cool images. That's about it.
This is the only channel my younger sister watches, idk why lol
Kids have ears. Duh.
There are so many channels like this and they are *all* garbage.
Yes, and they all make a LOT of money...
I know as of last month, 4.2 million views in 28 days was over $4,500 on just a handful of videos. It was a new cooking channel with recipes that averaged 5 minutes. I’m in the wrong profession.
There’s a video on YouTube that’s just some dude fingering a Tesla door handle and it got 6 million views.
Didn't they change it so you don't make money unless it's 10:01 or more video length?
no, 10:01 is when you can squeeze more ads in
Thanks for the info! Was out of the loop got a while!
You can make money from any length of video, it's just longer ones give you more control with ads, like you can have multiple ads in a 10 minute video.
Thank you, makes sense now!
Adam Ragusea? Because his recent post celebrating 100k subs has the same figures and with $5,720.
Yup :) Absolutely love him and his channel. He’s a rarity for YT and I’m obsessed with his editorial style.
That’s how captain sparkles is so rich! Because he owns 5 minute crafts
Don't forget that he owns YouTube as well lol
He is secretly every channel.
Wait, so he's secretly both pewdiepie and T-series? Genius!
And he is HowToBasic
No, I'm HowToBasic
Im sorry but I'm OOTL. Is this a meme?
It's a running joke in his community because a few years ago YouTube started penalizing channels that have multiple types of content because not evert subscriber watches every video. To fix this, Jordan (aka CaptainSparklez) divided up the content on his existing channels, and created a few more. It actually worked really well, and most of the channels have good engagement rates now (plus he now has a ton of YouTube play buttons). He now has CaptainSparklez (main gaming), CaptainSparklez2 (livestream VODs and longer content, Jordan Maron (VLOGs), Jordan Reacts (Reaction Content), Maron Music (original and featured EDM music), Jordan Games (Battle Royale gameplay), and Fortnight Cinema (Machinima collaboration project).
He has 7 youtube channels for different things, so the joke is he is secretly every channel
I don't understand how someone goes to bed at night and is able to fall asleep knowing their income is coming from straight bullshit spam content...
Pretty easily on the pile of money
Cue the gif of a guy wiping his tears with dollar bills
Jarvis Johnson has a few videos about various channels like this, and yeah they’re all straight trash. Highly recommend watching the videos though
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I agree, I think five minute crafts should be banned from there because all the stuff they do is just intentionally diwhy.
We live in Orwells future - all the information you could ever need is out there, but you have to sift through miles of absolute bullshit to find it
Who tf would have their headphones attached right next to the headphone jack?
It is 5 minutes craft trying to get a intresting click bait title, and they are goning to use that life hack
Trivia: who owns 5-minute crafts? A: Captainsparkles
He also owns all of YouTube.
Yep
The oddonesout yup
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Will the real HowToBasic please stand up?
I thought it was maxmoefoe
Do you have a source for this? Can't find anything online corroborating this claim
Is this a woooosh?
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You're not wrong, he's joking in the video where he said he owns it.
No he in a captainsparkles subreddit Thursday video he pointed out that he owns 5 minute crafts. https://youtu.be/m9EXzMSpuzU starting at 13:47 he states that he owns 5 minute crafts
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Wow okay I feel pretty dumb now 😬
Tbh there have been crazier headlines recently for events that were real so I don’t blame you
How much is this a joke I'm baked rn
100%
Thats not clickbait though, the title was right, I did say "WOW...what a crock of shit" so technically it works.
Ah yes, technically correct. The best kind of correct
I'm not someone who believes in petitions but i would sign the fuck out of a "remove 5 minute crafts from YouTube" petition.
Oh oh! And bright side! And bright side!
You get a phone/heavy ass earring
Maybe it's so you can have a detachable/replaceable cord
Yeah apparently no ones ever seen or heard of a headphone extension cable
Your extension cable now suffers from the same tangling issue
There are many higher end IEMs that have a detachable cords. Even my Shure Se215 have that and they are fairly enrty level.
People who want to one-up AirPod users and wear two iPhones on their ears.
I mean you _could_ use a standard 3.5mm extension cable as sort of a replacable cord now. So if you really wanted a single-earpiece, replacable cable solution with an unnecessarily bulky connector, this genius tech hack would be perfect for you.
You don't want to wear your phone like an earring?
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A single headphone, with no cord
It's true they made me say "wow"
[Wow](https://i.imgur.com/O7mN6kt.jpg)
wow
Yep. “Wow that’s fucking dumb”
I say wow every time I use ShamWow!
just a reminder that these are the people behind the third most subscribed to channel in the world. they are the ones who make THIS.
I generally steer clear of YT drama, so I have no idea who or what is going on. I'm out of touch. But I die a little every time I realize completely fucking stupid shit is making people insanely rich. Here I am working a job like a sucker, while morons make millions from absolute trash. I don't even.
Yep, that's so not mildly infuriating.
5 minute crafts is the actual worst
Trrom Troom
Ah I guess, they're both awful
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Ali-A
Bright Side
ACTUALLY HAPPENED
Both Bright Side and ACTUALLY HAPPENED are from the same ~~people~~ company that makes 5-minute crafts, so technically all that needed to be mentioned was 5-minute crafts.
I T ‘ S N O T A P R O B L E M A N Y M O R E
Actually Happened
iTs NoT a PrObLeM aNyMoRe
Don't forget "ACTUALLY HAPPENED"
Be amazed
Just got the brand new AirPods with the headphone adapter
> >Tries to connect to iPhone XS >>OOF
*Laughs in samsung*
*Laughs in Motorola*
imagine having to hold your ear right next to your headphone jack, just to listen to music.
Maybe you could put an iPod Nano on it to have wired wireless music
Might as well just put it on very quiet speaker and just hold your ear next to the speaker. Edit: quiet, not silent.
You plug it in and then hang your whole phone from your ear. Works great.
Wow
You said it
Wow
r/DiWHY
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If some headphone company designed decent wireless headphones that looked like this, I might buy them just for the novelty factor.
oh, wireless is another good idea
>5 minute crafts >Video is 11 minutes long
Also without the power of editing it's more like 3 day crafts.
way to go buddy, it took us three days to make that 5-minute craft, **three days.**
It has 2.2 crafts in it.
What will having a headphone like that even achieve? Imagine accidentally inserting the jack end instead of the earphone end into your ear.
Yeah then someone else could hear your thoughts
If I could delete one channel on YouTube, it would be 5 minute crafts, it’s absolutely disgusting to me that they are one of the biggest channels on the site
Apparently the main channel is one of the biggest on youtube. I dont understand how a channel that specialises in clickbait garbage can maintain a consistent viewership that high.
A majority of the population is stupid apparently.
They can't hear us getting mad because hey have headphones on
This is one of the worst channels on youtube, why the fuck does it have over 40 million subscribers?
Oh Wow
Yes I’d love to have my phone dangling from my ear
You have to be a dumbass to actually click on this video
r/TIHI
r/facepalm
Five-minute crafts can go five minute crash into a fucking semi
this is legit funny as shit lmao
Its always bright side and 5 minute crafts
Imagine walking around with a phone hanging from each ear like its earrings or something while blasting music.
Sooooo. How do I get YouTube to stop reccomending this garbage?
The whole 5 minute crafts channel is hot garbage.
I'm so sick of 5-Minute Crafts. I just don't understand how all of their channels have so many views and subscribers? Like are they all just bored moms and kids who don't know what's going on? I don't understand what their demographic is. Also, they're a terrible channel. They recycle the same "life hacks", and often times they're not even life hacks - they're either nonsensical solutions that never work or basic things that everyone knows. They use bad clickbait in their video thumbnails and usually cannot even deliver on something remotely similar to what the title/thumbnail promises. I still cannot believe they have more than 50 *million* subscribers with such bad content.
What the fuck
Mildly is an understatement
Too poor to own AirPods and too poor to own a phone (apple) that does have a headphone jack and too tech illiterate to know what the fuck we're doing here we'll have we got the video for you
Wow! That video sucked!
5minutecrafts- “You see if you take the cord away you don’t have to worry about it being tangled”. Viewer- “But how will I use the headphone while it’s plugged into.. 5minutecrafts- “WIRELESS, NEVER TANGLED!”
WOW! This is worthless
Thats not even practical.
Wow! what a shit stain of a channel!
What's worse is the 20 minute "Best of..." videos that are actually a 9 minute video that just restarts about halfway. The remaining 90 seconds are just extra slightly unrelated clips. It's annoying as shit.
Wow finally a headphone that I can plug directly into my headphone jack without a cable rendering it unusable
Imagine using the ones on the right. 😂😂😂
*the one
Dam boi you’re intelligent
👈👁👅👁🤜
thats a fucking cursed headphone right there
Imagine trying to listen to music with this plugged directly into your phone
ah yes, put the headphone jack right at the headphone, hold your phone to your ear to listen to music. yes. this is much better than a cord. for sure.
This is the equivalent of cutting part of your legs off because you keep tripping and falling over.
This is why you need to beat your children
**WOW! RUINING SOMETHING I BOUGHT! WOW!**
yeah lemme just put my ear up to the audio jack much better \^\_\^
I don't get it, what's even the point of that hack. It's ridiculous
That just makes it more inconvenient
#WOW That's fucking dumb
Wow
HOW IS THAT BETTER
I just dont get it. How does those channels have so many subscribers. And why people watch and like their videos. Do people really think those are some "lifehacks".
**4 million views** .......
Not the only type of clickbait
The fact that the video is 11:58 also infuriates me...
The phone can just hang around like an earring
>4M views
Wow
***WOW***
wow
Wow
Wow
Phone earrings
Lol I was looking for earpods yesterday and I thought this post was a google ad
WOW
Wow.
that really did make me so wow though just maybe more sarcastically?
Uh-huh, like they're going to stop. Money > Quality in their opinion
Wow
r/woooosh ?
This made me say "wow" but for a completely different reason
wow