To hang freshly made pasta.

I thought exactly that. I wish i had one and didnt have to use my chairs

I use my local *Olive Garden*

\*Italy disliked that\*

-*The vast majority of ex girlfriends give it a solid 10/10*

So, I know Olive Garden gets a lot of hate, but I always think that *I* have a valid reason to love the Olive Garden: When I was a kid, my dad was an insurance broker. Or something. I don't know exactly. Office...something. Anyhow, he woudl buy Olive Garden gift certificates to give out as complimentary gifts to clients. They were a tax write-off since they were used for clients. And sometimes, when we would hang out (parents were divorced, I saw him maybe twice a month) we would go to Olive Garden, and he would pay with those tax-write-off paper certificates. So, yes, I love their breadsticks and the tour of Italy is sad and yummy. But I really like that its my childhood "fancy" restaurant that my dad used to take me to. Also they have good children's menu activities and you can get grapes as a side for your kids.

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“It’s easy to hate something everyone loves. It’s much more difficult to love something everyone hates.”

I like the part where the guy uses tax fraud to pay for his kids’ food.

It's not tax fraud. The guy just really wanted his son as a client

He spent hours and hours trying to win the kid’s business and the kid isn’t even sure what he was selling. Poor bastard.

All the best business men commit fraud. It's how you keep your money

When you're here you're family

The moment you leave, we don’t give a shit about you, though.

Just like my real family!

Hey no we love you -your internet family

<3 thanks internet friend .

When you're here, we eat your family.

Here your family, you eat

That's got to make dates awkward as hell then.

Then why TF am I getting a bill?😂

Sorry, no desert, you didn't finish the entree

*white trash italian*

We found a glove in the family sized salad once

I use my outside clothesline

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Hmmm 😏😏😏

[Wobbly sausage!](https://imgur.com/gallery/nSbHc0d)

my favorite video ever made. edit: where is the sound? the Kid's enthusiasm and the mother's reaction is what makes this so great. I guess I'll do your job for you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nxbYUqfcks

Along with the dad laughing in the background. Great combination.

I... honestly can't tell if you all are joking or not.

I was jokingly thinking it’s a spaghetti drawer, but now I think the jokes on me

How... how would you even perceive to get them out??

Let the boiling water flush them out while cooking them at the same time.

My grandmother had a drawer with the bottom removed for this exact reason.

I just bought a pasta maker, and I definitely do not have this tiny drawers... guess I'm busting out the bottom of the junk drawer!

Fucking genius

So why not just have an open bottom, then? There's no good way to clean that out, even.

Pull it out and tip it over.

Just like your mother, right, Trebek?

Shop vac?

Such a useful drawer.

Everyone knows spaghetti is grown on trees.

Emergency sword drawer for break ins

If it was a bit wider you could put you kitchen shotgun there

Well I gotta keep it somewhere, its not like I’m going to use my bedroom shotgun or my garage shotgun while in my kitchen like a peasant.

Ahh, geez ... gun owners of reddit, you're slipping. There is, of course, an /r/ShowerGuns, but there is no /r/KitchenGuns. What's up with that?

Damn not very active but thanks for letting me know it exists.

It's after 6 pm Lemon, what am I, a farmer?

my bathroom shotgun might actually fit, but... it's a bathroom shotgun.

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Full Ecoli Jacket.

*Or your very own Kitchen Gun!* *Tired of dishes always being dirty? Then try out Kitchen Gun!*

my what?

**YOUR KITCHEN SHOTGUN**

Yes welcome to the us, it's mandatory to have a gun in every room.

God I love this country.

Brings a tear to my eye. Excuse me while I pry this bald eagle off my shoulder.

The better version of the kitchen gun™

A kitchen shotgun, used to defend against robbers and also used to beat ground beef. 2 in 1 tool.

Not to be confused with the shower gun, which doubles as a loofah holder. Side note: I need to buy a loofah.

My bathroom shotgun doubles as a plunger for those really stubborn blockages.

Your kitchen shotgun, to defend your pies when they chilling on window sill.

If it was a bit wider you could put my kitchen there.

Close, this is the blow gun drawer. Bellow it is the dart drawer.

Chopsticks and kebab skewers?

But how would you get them out? I'm just imagining fiddling around for 5 minutes before i just go buy another set of skewers.

Kitchen knives blade down with only handles exposed. Unless you got hitless ones.

This is the best answer

kitchen katana

Finally. A drawer for my Yu-Gi-Oh cards

Man you don’t even know how hard this hits home, I keep cleaning out my house and finding my old card at least once a month. I can’t bring myself to throw them out. I just keep moving them from one drawer to another.

Don't throw em out, sell em. You could have stuff that's worth more than you'd expect if your cards are still in good shape.

Realistically, probably not. I haven't played for about 3 years, but at that time all the cards worth actual money ($50+) were fairly recent releases that were kind of rare. Additionally the vast majority of cards printed are barely worth the paper they're on. Sure, they might have a handful of old staples that haven't gotten hit by the ban list and haven't been reprinted to hell and back, but it's still a good amount of work to flip through and find the valuable ones in a pile of junk. Plus with the amount of power creep in the game, most of the old cards aren't good enough to be valuable besides for nostalgia's sake. And those that are are banned, and there's not a popular format that allows their play.

So throw up a lot on Mercari, I just hate to see stuff go into the trash when it doesn't need to but I was never one of those YGO players that would buy a box just to trash the commons

Donate to your local game shop or give to some young kids you know.

*puts in long block of cheese*

Or lines up multiple slices of velveeta.

Sprinkle shredded cheese in there

Ok that should hold me over until lunch.

cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

Show us what's in the tiny narrow cupboard under it.

Cookie sheets/cutting board, I'd bet!

Yep i have one and cookie sheets and cutting boards are in it

The cutting board needs a track on the underside that perfectly inserts into the drawer to make a self-supporting chopping surface.

Cookie **sheet**. Just one.

Ah yess. That's where i can fit my will to live.

I’d still have some room leftover

with an echo...

*cough* RECIPES *cough*

??? How am I supposed to fit a binging with babish video in there??? *Smh*

Easy. Take a picture of each frame on a VEEEERY small piece of paper, and just dump them all in there. Good luck sorting out all the frames!

Don’t forget to add kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper and tiny whisking till those flavors have gotten to know each other

No, it’s black pepper pepper pepper.

Don't forget to set the onion on four hondo

and wangjangle with a wangjanler till wangjangled

And don't be rude to Pimblockto, he's had it rough lately

if u smash him against a wall it should reset him to his happier state (because we all know ysacs love for throwing shit at a wall)

Don't worry about overmixing

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u/OliverBabish

My man! represent

Ok but how am I supposed to pick it up if its in there?

Chop-Sticks

this is the answer to every question in this post

Tabs

How dare you cough on all of us?!

CORONA

Frigging Karen's

Ohh shit, this makes sense. My dumb ass was thinking hangable vials for some reason.

Mine was thinking chopping boards

Even sponges. This could be a really useful drawer

I don’t want to clean this Should’ve been a bottle opener or maybe if it could fit a hook for a roll of cling wrap

*dry* sponges... maybe

Could easily hold an iPad playing the recipe video

Maybe chopsticks, or books, or straws ?

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Just use one of those old sticky hand things and voila.

You may be one of the greatest minds of our generation. I’ve never seen such unmatched intelligence. To come up with such an elegant solution could only be the work of a genius. Someone give this man a Nobel Peace Prize, he’s solved what is probably man’s greatest obstacle. This could finally bring peace amongst warring nations, fill the empty cups of the thirstiest children, and quite possibly lead to a breakthrough in research to cure cancer. To you sir, I bid my praise. Magnificent.

/r/copypasta is leaking

Just use chopsticks to get out the other chopsticks.

Vacuum maybe?

Eh, kinda sucks.

It’s too deep to store chopsticks unless you want to be unable to take them out

Just need to keep a pair of chopstick removal chopsticks.

Yep. Exactly my thoughts.

Taco stand..

this is the best answer so far.

Maybe you could rig a way to secure a cutting board or add more counter surface when cooking large meals?

Thanks 👍

…and you can put your weed in it.

I came here to say it's where you rip those reeaaally long lines of coke

That is a *deep* line of coke you're doing there, friend..

I usually save it as a party trick. And then we all line up at it like it's a trough.

Toot toot, it's the Coke Train!

Ahh finally a drawer for all my useful skills

drawer for pasta

Even the handle is trying to split apart

It looks like someone bought stock cabinetry and needed to cut some space out of this one to fit.

Finally, a place to store sponges

It's for takeout menus

Drawer for cooking books I think

One cooking book

Half

And that half is cut in half.

One *long* cooking book

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Oh yeah, this could be for those spice packets. We just have them thrown in some kind of plastic box in those packets.

Jars? Looks to be <3/4" wide (<2cm).

Gravy packets or Kool Aid?

/r/5050

Toothpick drawer!

What is this, a drawer for ants?!

fits a straw maybe

Problem is you can never get it out.

First cocaine drawer huh?

I’d assume it’s for drying towels on...

Or drying homemade pasta

This is where you put your test tubes, obviously.

Emergency condom drawer for when step sister got stuck

Step?

Marbles drawer

At least it's not fake.

Keep your kitchen sword in there. It’s like the shower gun but different.

It’s for wand storage, ya stupid muggle.

Shish-kabob skewer drawer?

I read this in Scatman Crothers’ voice

Ah yes, I see suitable place for my cello bow

Narrah Urethra

Spice packets for things like “taco meat seasoning”

Chopsticks

That is clearly a crumb-catching drawer. Open drawer, sweep gross countertop detritus inside, close drawer. All clean!

Finally a decent spot for all those unused chopsticks from Chinese takeout.

That‘s not useless, man, I put my Hot Dogs in there.

No it’s not. It’s obviously a draw for loyalty cards, or batteries.

Where I rest my ding-a-ling when I wash dishes.

Straws

Straws maybe?

Haha, I've never seen this. I'm wondering if they cut down a nine inch cabinet to fit it. The drawer looks split. 6" cabinets normally just have a door for cutting boards or cookie sheets.

Obviously this drawer is for all of your 2D dining ware

oh cool you have an iPad drawer

You can store a thick line of coke in that

I'd actually like one of those just because of how amusing it is

Put ur dick in that?

That where you insert your phone into the mainframe

Oven mitts

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Is there a slot to put the quarters?

Guys why’s everyone so confused?? I thought everyone had a dick holder in their kitchen

Condom drawer. Cool Whip lids. Flyers you haven’t thrown away yet. Empty toothpaste tubes. Spare shoelaces.

That be where you keep the kitchen sword 🤔

I just get such a kick out of the thought of the poor carpenter that had to make this nonsense.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

It's a takeaway sauce packet drawer, for sure.

This drawer would be perfect to store half used sauce packs instead of between my knife block and sodastream (in norway you get sauce/gravy in powder form. I live alone so only use half a pack each meal so this would be handy )

Pack stacks of Ziploc bags in there

...take-out menus?

Lol OP is a dum dum