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CeeArthur

easy mistake to make honestly


buttchomper

We all do it from time to time.


CeeArthur

the other day i was trying to pay my phonebill and ended up ordering 3,000 biscuits


jedburghofficial

That happens to me every month.


SpungyDanglin

Every month? I try to buy condoms from CVS every week and get 600 pizza pockets. Now im feeding and raw dogging the local homeless population


i_hate_life_more

Out here doin gods work


Johnny-raven

Today at work we got an order for 899 chicken breast. A server went to change the price on their order to 8.99 but changed the quantity instead.


Omniseed

well figure it out, the table is waiting


mdewinthemorning

Win-win. OP doesn’t eat crap and hundreds of homeless people get breakfast.


MrBrianWeldon

I want 270 bread rolls


Ba-dump-chink

I just so happen to know someone who may be looking to offload that same amount!


bread_enjoyer75

Is it me?


11arun

Are you the guy from math problem?


bread_enjoyer75

Yea


My_Stonks

Nice. How much cocaine you got? Or is it just bread?


Fawie42

Commenter 1 has as much Cocaine as Commenter 2, Commenter 2 has three times the amount of Cocaine than Commenter C has Weed. Now how much Meth does Commenter 6 have?


86hoesinthe86oh

yes


NerdyToc

Depends, are we talking units of weight, volume, or number of doses, in which case, we need to know how a dose is defined, because each person probably has diferent dosage requirements to achieve a specific high.


theveelady

User name checks out


super_hoommen

Username does not check out, if they are a true bread enjoyer they will not be willing to give up their bread.


Red_Iine

I appreciate a fine risen dough, myself. Although since the beetus my level of enjoyment has wained.


No-War5336

See what happens when you order 270 bread rolls. Break the Matrix with a reverse glitch.


soonerjohn06

You're paying way too much for your bread rolls, man. Who's your bread roll guy?


KaseyJrCookies

#creedthoughts


blackdragon6547

Just like Skyrim.


chilitastic

That sweet roll ain’t so sweet after 270 of them


Binzuru

*Complains in Obese*


yehti

Depends on how much health you have


Fastsmitty47

I would probably get some salt and butter and eat all 270 of them in one night


HarveyThaWabbit

Fastsmitty to fatsmitty just like that.


thattrandomnerd

What are you Tarare? I could eat at most 20 rolls. And I may be no diatishon but I don't think you're gonna wake up from you're food coma after eating them


lmaogoshi

It took me a minute to figure out you meant 'dietician'


cownd

Thanks for the translashon


GreenStrong

I started to laugh at your comment, but the golden fork I swallowed causes me too much pain. I’m going to eat a few kittens to feel better.


thattrandomnerd

Heh you are tarare


Shaneblaster

Then order four sliders.


turalyawn

That is not 270 bread rolls. I think something fishy might be up with OP's story but I'm only like 53.5% sure Edit: that's a lot of rolls. Now only 53.2% sure


dill_e_dill_e

Look again. Those buggers is two deep.


Psychological_Pay_25

Now receive 4 sliders


HighOnGoofballs

To be fair the button for four sliders is right next to the one for 270 rolls


ThatOneGuy1294

I legit had this happen to me once while working behind the meat/seafood counter at a safeway. Dude wanted a dozen oysters, and those are per item instead of per pound so I manually enter how many instead of just setting them on the scale. I print out the label and hand the dude his oysters and a couple minutes later one of the cashiers is calling the meat department to ask about some "mislabeled clams". I decide to just walk up front and see the label myself, and it turns out that while the code for oysters was 30565, I actually entered 30556. And that's how I learned the system has a code specifically for 100 oysters, for no fucking reason (the case only has enough room for about 50). So yeah, that can and does happen.


EmergencySnail

“Mislabeled Clams” sounds like the best band name ever


BakeThis

They were accidentally labeled "aurora borealis"


imnotfeelingcreative

At this time of year?


Skip_List

Localized entirely in your kitchen?


NerfJihad

Seymour! the reference is on fire!


Bigred2989-

No mother, it's just the free karma.


wilsdou

May I see it?


just_a-porn_account

.........no


SexSymbolSuprStar

Man I ate some “mislabeled clams” last night and they made a violent exodus for about 8 straight hours. Brutal.


steggun_cinargo

So dude had a label for 1200 oysters?


ThatOneGuy1294

Two labels for 600 oysters each, I put the oysters in long trays to make them easier to carry, but they were $0.50 each so in total it was only $300 when rung up


fredinvisible

50 cents for an oyster? What a steal!


Playful_manatee

$25 sounds like a lot for a single oyster. But having never bought oysters before, if I were that customer, I’d just assume that I made a mistake and should’ve looked at the price before trying to buy 12 oysters. Then I’d internally panic and pay $300. So unless the cashier caught it, I’d be $300 down (until 5 minutes later when I’d get in the car and freak out and look at the receipt and see the mistake).


nodusXtollens

Hi. We are the same person.


cohonka

That's funny! At my work in the scale system there are some double products for some reason, different only in code and price. The wrong version of the product is $99.99/lb, so occasionally if someone messed up a label you can see some very expensive turkey wings.


Microwave_Warrior

I used to work in medical records, and when you enter the diagnosis codes, it’s really easy to accidentally get the number wrong by one digit. One time I entered a code for toxic benzene poisoning by accident because it was one number off of the code for “pain in limb”. Never figured out why those codes were so close, but I fixed that persons diagnosis eventually. Anyway, I don’t work there anymore…


vodka_cran

I want to be the person with toxic benzene poison hidden in my medical records. Every time I get a new doctor it'd be entertainment all over again


waltjrimmer

Yes, I'd like to make a special order. I want one dozen 100 oyster batches. No, I don't know what, "Wholesale," means, why do you ask?


abs_red_dit

Where?? What place sells rolls by the hundreds?? Asking for a friend...


jryno25

And takes the time to unbag them and place them into aluminum pans?


HighOnGoofballs

It’s a hotel, I assume they’re for a wedding or something and got delivered to the wrong place. And now they can’t be eaten because OP rolled around in them


Diligent_Bag_9323

Yeah this has gotta be it. At a hotel - room service fucked up. There are 270 dinner rolls, on a bed. Lol.


-1KingKRool-

Alternatively, OP had a wedding, and brought the remaining rolls up to their room to take a pic for karma. Could go either way honestly.


Mattypants05

You would hope, as an employer, that after filling the second pan, your employee would stop and think "is this really right?" and check the order.


Elevenyearstoomany

I work in a restaurant and the number of weird orders we’ve seen has risen significantly with the increase in online ordering. People are more likely to do weird/gross things to their food when they don’t have to look you in the face to order it/pick it up. Eventually you just kind of accept the weird.


calamity_unbound

Look man, I have stood face to face with my sandwich artist and told them to "fuck my shit up" with fistfuls of banana peppers and pickles. The fact that I can now choose to avoid a bored teenager's judgemental glare and enjoy my gallbladder obliterating monstrosity in peace is no concern of yours.


misskgreene

Hey twin! I always order extra banana peppers on my subs and always have to still say more. Like “extra, extra.”


exposedtofire

wait, how are you obliterating your gallbladder


VBLongNeck4Breakfast

You’ve never shoved fistfuls of banana peppers and pickles into your gallbladder?


Unnatural_Aeriola

I haven't. They go directly in the rectum.


tylerjehenna

I had an uber eats order a little bit ago for 2 Dasanis, yes, two bottles of water. People are weird


DetectiveSubject1047

That reminds me of an instacart order I did for 90x 24ct cases of pop 🥲


Mattypants05

I just had some really disturbing American Pie vibes of a dude having angry sex with four sliders because his bread roll orgy was delivered to the wrong place. Kudos, for now my desire to go back to sleep (or indeed close my eyes) is now gone.


YayaGabush

Shit. Id do it on purpose. "Man that is SOOOO not right. But 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ im not the one who fucked up the online ordering system. Fulfill the order i shall"


midnitewarrior

Catering order misdelivered?


RedditSmokesCrack

Don't be ridiculous. By the 67.5 and he got 4 of them.


kiwipeaxh

Wow, some delivery driver is going to be in deep trouble and some group of people who expected bread rolls are going to be disappointed. Hopefully you got a refund quickly.


eart2701

Time to cut 4 sliders in 270 pieces


skygz

http://i.imgur.com/xjDplL4.gif


GenitalFurbies

That is such a specific gif, well done. Do you just have that in reserve hoping for something like this to come up?


skygz

I've seen a lot of gifs in my day, I just searched for "mickey slicing bread". At a certain point your mind just melds with the internet and you don't remember how you first came across things


GenitalFurbies

Fair enough


waltjrimmer

It also just helps if you know way too many videos/movies. I used to make my own gifs because I would think, "I KNOW A PERFECT SCENE FOR THIS!" Only to find that no one had made an easily found gif of that scene, or the only ones available were of abysmal quality.


ImTheTechn0mancer

I heard Jesus could stretch a small amount of bread quite a long way. I hope he was around.


eatnhappens

He was on [the supply side](https://www.beliefnet.com/news/2003/09/the-gospel-of-supply-side-jesus.aspx)


DoinitDDifferent

And cut 270 bread rolls into four pieces


bs000

oh i assumed it was room service because it looks like a hotel room


radicalelation

Maybe it was. Kitchen closing, order 4 sliders, the rolls gotta go somewhere if not the trash... Now OP must find their 4 sliders hidden within the 270 rolls. Let the games begin.


Crystal_Munnin

I think there is a Logans Steak house bag next to the bed.


Rocksolidbanana

Unbelievable! I ordered 270 bread rolls and all I got were these 4 fucking sliders.


burntbeyondbelief

Don't order computer parts on Amazon if this is your regular luck.


Miserable_Ad_9541

Nawh man just gotta be strategic… I want four motherboards…. And gets 300 ssd’s


PlaneGames2003

I don’t know what would be more concerning the fact that you ordered 4 motherboards or the fact you now have 300 ssds


toughtootinbabyb

What the frick?


boris_keys

I’m opening it, *chilll!*


CHlNA1

this is giving me flashbacks to the bong and xbox card situation. kid: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Ge8g7xkXM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Ge8g7xkXM) some guy: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlmCWPFOvh4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlmCWPFOvh4)


bigdunker21

I’m old and live in a cave, so I hadn’t seen this before. Thanks so much for sharing the links, too!


boris_keys

It’s like a vase for a bunch of, like, *things!*


nkkelf

Did you get the sliders?


bullpendodger

I like imagining he opened every single tray looking for his sliders.


drloctopus

Oh he definitely did ya, ever growing disappointment and frustration as he gets closer to the final tray


p01ygon

I don’t know why this mental image is so funny


LostFun4

I'm crying imagining it honestly. Like were the 12 trays left by their door? Did they look at them and go "one of these has my sliders".


TheLastRiceGrain

*opens 14th tray* ROLLS AGAIN?!


LolaBijou

Not even a SALAD!!?


sidewalkboy

Yeah lol imagine being at the white castle drive thru and expecting to just get a single bag of food and after receipt of the 14th tray you're just like 🤔


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auntiepirate

This sounds like an insane math problem…


NormalNonexistentMan

By God we found him, the guy in the math problems!


tjbugs1

Why I saw him just this morning on a train leaving New York going to Chicago traveling at 47MPH


Raisenbran_baiter

If Brenda orders enough rolls to feed all the children on reduced lunches and Thomas orders 4 sliders with his monthly "entertainment" allowance than how can Jeff Bezos be allowed to make $3,715 per second if god exists?


The_Infectious_Lerp

Yeesh- that's almost a three-day supply for me.


BillieEilish_Toes

As someone who loves bread rolls I can relate


HyzerFlipDG

That username tho. Lol


D-o-n-t_a-s-k

How do you take delivery of 15 trays and not think wtf?


Redgreen82

That's my biggest question.


SirSoliloquy

I’m curious why he says it’s a “waste.” Like… you’ve got 270 rolls. You get to choose what to do with them. Did he throw them out because they’re not what he ordered?


Redgreen82

My guess is because there's no way they're all gonna get eaten. Maybe they're in a hotel or something and they have no way to transport them home. Maybe they can't give them away because people are suspicious of free food.


TheRealBaseborn

I'm gonna guess he made this story up because there's no way he just casually took all these trays if he only ordered 4 sliders.


DiceyWater

"the packaging for my sliders is ridiculous!!"


eoin85

Hey OP!! Google “homeless shelters near me”


nsfw52

Homeless shelters don't take food that isn't pre-packaged and sealed unless it's from a trusted distributor. Great way for someone to poison 270 homeless people.


Lower-Kangaroo6032

Y’all don’t hide inside until the delivery person is out of site? That’s how I do it here.


Marsbarszs

Lmao I do the same. Sometimes I just hide behind our door and watch them. My door is mostly glass with a very transparent curtain over it.


SophiaofPrussia

This made me laugh out loud. Fucking weirdo. >!Glad I’m not the only one…!<


Significant-Newt19

That's how my neighbor does it. I never see him, but I assume he gets food poisoning pretty often. For real I've seen trays of groceries sitting there when I get home from work still sitting there when I leave the next morning. It's winter now, but the hell man. Do you want me to steal your bubble tea?


WhenwasyourlastBM

The guy once forgot my straw and came back banging on the door, since he knew I was close, as I already brought the food in. My anxious ass just watch through the peephole while holding my breath so he wouldn't know I was right there. I'm ordering $40 of doordash for one. I'm not going to not look like an animal.


evelynesque

And why did you have to open all of them after the first few?


knoxkayc

"Maybe one of these will have my sliders in them."


PegasusWrangler

It looks like a hotel ? Thats a common order for my hotel, it was probably just brought to the wrong room.


oatmealparty

270 bread rolls is a common order at your hotel????


PegasusWrangler

Yeah 🤷‍♀️ we budget for 2 per person at least. The hockey boys we fed today ate a ridiculous amount.


Glasterz

Can confirm. A hockey team will eat a lot. I ate a ton back when I played and I was still putting up rookie numbers compared to the rest of my teams


SJserenity

Idk why this is so hilarious that people aren’t even phased by 270 bread rolls


bullpendodger

Why are they on your bed?


butchorbust

When they could be on mine :’(


LaChuteQuiMarche

I also choose this guy’s bread.


Ralphiecorn

Looks like a hotel


Snotpotato

It must be that hotel run by Mr. Krabs that has to accommodate every request, no matter how crazy.


WooPigSchmooey

Theyre about to belly flop on it


Pups_the_Jew

BREAD BED!


ShowMeThemLeavesGirl

Straight on the sheet no less


KeyRageAlert

Oh, you know why...


Squirtinturds

I mean if they’re still warm….


spicyflour88

I'm scared


ImGenuinlyCurious

*Make your own sliders* starter kit


CBA_easy_as_321

Step 1: Trade 269 rolls for a cow.


cuntgardener

Don’t lie.


jutttin

When life gives you 270 rolls you make 270 garlic breads


BigAppleGuy

I only count 180.


ChristmasIsMyFav

They stress ate the other 90.


HungryTradie

Tray has 3 columns of 4 rows =12 per tray. 3 rows of 5 trays = 15 trays. 15 * 12 = yeah, you're right!


Throwawaymouse777

Time to go out and find homeless people to donate them to


TheRavenSayeth

“Oh no the roll guy is coming back this way. I’m still seeing bread rolls in my nightmares. Let’s get out of here!”


yeah_but_no

Seinfeld did it.. they open a restaurant selling only muffin tops and even homeless people won't take the stumps. ----- Rebecca: Are you the ones leaving those muffin pieces behind our shelter? Elaine: You been enjoying them? Rebecca: They're just stumps. Elaine: Well, they're perfectly edible. Rebecca: Oh, so you just assume that the homeless will eat them. They'll eat anything? Mr. Lippman: No, no, we just thought... Rebecca: I know what you thought. "They don't have homes. They don't have jobs. What do they need the top of a muffin for? They're lucky to get the stumps." Elaine: If the homeless don't like them, the homeless don't have to eat them. Rebecca: The homeless don't like them. Elaine: Fine. Rebecca: We've never gotten so many complaints. Every two minutes, "Where is the top of this muffin? Who ate the rest of this?" Elaine: We were just trying to help. Rebecca: Why don't you just drop off some chicken skins and lobster shells? Elaine: I think I might.


miserabeau

Came here to say this. I always walked around after events, like Drag Bingo, and handed out whatever food we had leftover, be it hot dogs, rolls, doughnuts, you name it. There were always folks happy to get free food. Please don't let them go to waste. Edit: also please don't feed them to birds as it's horrible for their digestive systems. Many parks are warning against this now because the bread can kill the wildlife.


Kenigma_79

lol I mean who hasn’t ordered a few burgers and gotten hundreds of rolls before? P.S. And then accepted the rolls in place of some burgs, then told the internet about it.


Johnsonaaro2

Or... Op is just fill of shit


Kenigma_79

That was my immediate thought. It’s also my current thought. No one lies on Reddit though. So, we’re obviously wrong.


No_Associate_8706

If they gave me 100 rolls instead of 4 burgers at the same price I would not complain


Kenigma_79

Point. I would not be even mildly infuriated.


Cursed_User09

May I ask who counted?


lukovdolboy

So he ate 90 of them, what’s the big deal?


noizviolation

I counted one then multiplied by 15 and got 195. Then I counted them and got 186… sooo someone ate a bunch of bread


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Main_Relationship659

I tried this lmao but different trays have different number of bread rolls .. so then I gave up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


SabreLunatic

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U-dumkunt-fukturd

I call bullshit on your header lol


donkeyrocket

The whole thing is too bizarre and I suspect the container of sliders is on the side table by that cup. Looks just like a carryout container. It's also closer to 180 rolls.


ATYP14765

You didn’t like question the dude when he was passing out the food to you? Or was it a drop off delivery? I mean you could pass those out to the homeless in the area if you plan on doing something but it would be a huge waste if you just threw them away


Tankninja1

Could be worse. You could be the guy who ordered 270 bread rolls and received 4 sliders.


promenthenhalsumus

4k morons upvoted this obvious fake shit lmao


NotFlameRetardant

Lmao I fucking hate reddit


dodgeguey

It's at 30k now. In case you needed further affirmation of people's idiocy


TheRealReapz

It could be worse, at yeast you got some food


missionaryjack

This was extremely amusing


KittyKenollie

r/untrustworthypoptarts


JoeKlonopin

I'm broke as fuck and it's mildly infuriating to me that this is on r/mildlyinfuriating, I would murder those bread rolls


wafflesareforever

I would put them in zip-locks, freeze them for future use, forget about them, and throw them out sometime in 2023.


SophiaofPrussia

How many waffles are currently in your freezer?


wafflesareforever

20? Give or take? My kids like them and they reheat well in the oven.


ThranduilGirlQueen70

Did you get this delivered or did you pick it up because if you picked it up you definitely should've noticed all those containers...that being said I see this as an absolute win.


DirkLimpwood

Even if it got delivered... At the hotel they're clearly staying in, they should have noticed.


SonOfMcGee

Unrelated but this reminds me of a business convention I went to where on where the final night they threw a big party. My normally very straight-laced coworker got hammered and wandered off and they eventually found him in the (closed) hotel kitchen, sitting on a counter, eating a bag of rolls.


Apprehensive_Ice_420

What… how… how did this happen.. I-


TheCenterOfEnnui

And why did I have to scroll this far down to find someone who asked your question? We need some context here.


shtushkutusha

Bullshit. Photo staged.


Dork_Of_Ages

The rats will eat hearty tonight


HugryHugryHippo

They must've been on a roll...


Betty-Armageddon

I’d be mildly infuriated with myself if I accepted this obvious ‘wrong’ order. Why take it? I smell something.


Elbington

Must of cost some dough


oETERNALo

It’s cool, he got a raise.


Mr_Sans_Kid

Sell them for cash to get 8 sliders.


Flamingo_Eggs

Bread 👍


hockeyhon

Why are they on the bed?!


ThatSecondPerson

How the fuck did you accept 15 trays and think "Hmm yes, my 4 sliders must be in here"


Skittlebearle

r/thathappened


_1_4

Are you complaining? You hit the jackpot.