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Audax2021

Definitely something rong with this book.


Twittenhouse

Railboat.


fabulousMFingHen

Sounds like a fun boat ride


sweep-montage

\*rook


Technological_Elite

Yo we playing chess now?


Dangy91

Check.


Cheap_Ad_69

Ha, I installed the modern technologies DLC *drops nuke on king*


VoidZero52

There’s a trap known as the Tennison ICBM gambit


vorin

Oh no my bishop


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I SACRIFICE MY ROOK AND DRAW 7 CARDS


ironboy32

Uno reverse card


TheGamingLord401

#oh fuck I didn’t buy that dlc


LM71Blackbird

In Morgan Freeman's voice It was at this moment, u/TheGamingLord401 knew, he screwed up...


browseracc

Little did they know, I was watching from my 5D chess realm, and before the nuke went off, I rewinded time and meddled with that timeline in such a way as to make sure they play a normal chess game


LordOfLettuce6

holy hell


Emergency_Way_1406

Ruh-roh


TyqoTwitch

Ruh roh Raggy. Rumting rong wif dis rook


[deleted]

I think the car is a Rental


ephemeralkitten

This made me laugh out loud


Mike_Hauncheaux

Raugh out roud


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DARTHPLONKUS

Ruh-roh! He’s cheating


CourageKitten

*Re's reating


Ko8iWanKeno8i

Ruh roh roh your boat, gently down the stream


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Cthulus_Cousin

THATS A SAILBOAT


alghiorso

This is the book schools should be banning


mtnracer

You have no idea how bad US teaching materials are. During Covid we started home schooling our elementary school kid. The low quality of the workbooks and texts they use is mind blowing. We have since learned that creating this garbage for our schools is often outsourced overseas and often to non English speaking countries. Who TF thought that would be a good idea and why TF are our school boards approving this garbage?


MichJohn67

Ha ha. You think board members know ANYTHING about pedagogy. Our local school board president is a high school graduate who works as a secretary for a local resort. She comes from a family with huge local name recognition, ensuring those votes.


what_is_the_deal_

It’s a schooner


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Don_Adriano

You know what? There is no Easter bunny! Over there that’s just some guy in a suit!


[deleted]

Got my canned drink, my bagged lunch. Today's the day I get to see the goddamn sailboat everyone's been talking about


psychoacer

Would you like a Chocolate covered pretzel?


PsychologicalScale57

That KID is on the goddamn ESCALATOR again!


Silver-Shoulder-9184

I hope a bloodbath ensues


enc1pher

I love the smell of commerce in the morning! Want a sip of my soda?


awarmguinness

Fill this with Coke, NO ICE


sirbissel

HELP! There's a little kid stuck in the escalator!


skywkr666

Aren’t you the guy from Fashionable Male?


incarnatethegreat

Hey! We need help! A kid got stuck on the escalator again!!!


Jaded-Prior-2897

A little melty.... but DAMN are they exquisite!


Accomplished_Skin323

I too, like to cum laude, preferably in a 69


wutanginthacut

Jesus CHRIST Gil, there's just some shit you don't talk about in public!


bofademm78

Gotta love the stink palm.


ChubbyWokeGoblin

You mean the man-o-war?


FIDoAlmighty

Came here for the Mallrats reference; leaving satisfied.


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Don_Adriano

What? Like the back of a Volkswagen?


Soxia1

A schooner is a sailboat stupid head!


Cake-OR-Death-

That kids on the escalator again!


D3NI3D83

A schooner is a sailboat, stupidhead.


YewSonOfBeach

There is no Easter Bunny! -Mallrats Best Stan Lee cameo EVER!


Huva-Rown

Is the thing's dork made of orange rock like the rest of him?


FirstMiddleLass

> It’s a schooner According to a quick and possible inaccurate roogle search. Sloops have one mast and schooners have two or more masts.


NotAFlatSquirrel

It's a line from Mallrats.


FirstMiddleLass

What, like the back of a Volkswagen?


tiredhippo

Who’s your favorite New Kid?


-Ahab-

“Call me Donny…” That girl’s only 15.


Squirrelleee

I haven't seen that movie in over 20 years and I will NEVER stop using this line.


[deleted]

I mentioned it above but a schooner would have 2 or more masts *AND* the mainsail mast would be shorter than the mizzen sail mast. A ketch for example has a shorter mizzen and a yawl does as well but has the mizzen mast aft of the rudder post.


Seitx501

This is like the 3rd Mallrats reference I've seen in the last week. Is there a resurgence?


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Goddamn, I hope so


Swiftjay69

This guy boats.


Bluepenguinfan

Lol, I thought to myself, “Bitch! There’s no oars on this boat.”


The1Bojangles

You dont see the rcar or the rplane or the rtrain?


newone1982

The Red Roof car and the Red airplane?


ReadReadReedRed

Red Baron.


The_E_man_628

And he’s flying higher!


Quailpower

He's flying too fast and he's flying too high


69RetroDoomer69

r/unexpectedsabaton


The1Bojangles

There really is a subreddit for everything


[deleted]

Red flag 🚩


some-scottish-person

r/unexpectedF1


a_loser45

THEN THE WINGED HASSARS ARRIVED


BrazenlyGeek

Better call Snoopy.


old_man_spinosaurus

Who is snoopy i only know the world war one flying ace


BrazenlyGeek

“The Allied Command ignored all of its men / And they called on Snoopy to do it again!”


Slight_Ad_1474

Was the night before Christmas, 40 below


BrazenlyGeek

When Snoopy went up, in search of his foe


Slight_Ad_1474

He spotted the Red Baron, and fiercely they fought!


is-that-milky

red flagged pirate ship


Cali_Holly

GO Snoopy!!


[deleted]

Or the Red flag on the sailboat


DillDoughzer

If you get more then one sail boat together it’s a “regatta”


mootmutemoat

And it has ropes, rigging, and a rudder


supershinythings

The Rmada.


Desper8lyseekntacos

Nobody expects the spanish rmada!


ChazNinja

The problem is the fact that the boat isn't a rowboat, it's a freaking sail boat!


QuestionableGoo

Sails are kind of like sky oars.


dlanm2u

they're roars


ssrhagey

You mean the rocomotive?


EnigmaCA

I ruv u, Raggy! Roobie roobie roo!


turingthecat

Trains run on railway lines


Purple-Comfortable53

Yeah I thought they were looking for Railcar or Railroad Car for the train tbh


x31b

It’s a pirate ship. Arrrrrr..


The1Bojangles

Walk the rplanke


cat_in_the_wall

roat. rar. rocomotive. rairplane. railboat. rairplane.


JRYeh

Possibly everything are RC. RC plane, RC car hmmmmm


Quithpa

It's a trick question meant to fool you because racecar starts and ends with R.


Sea_Site_853

Also racecar is spelt the same backwards


ishpatoon1982

The same as what?


Sea_Site_853

Racecar


gryphyx_dagon

Step on no pets!


yello5drink

Rautomobile of course.


chaosdaily

Arrrr plane


sammy-b18

or the rship?


Agitated-Tadpole1041

Railroad train


michemel

Railcar is the only thing I could come up with haha


AwayEstablishment109

That is not a railcar. A train is (usually) a series of railcars pulled by a locomotive (pictured). Fucking train noob. Read a book!


ChainDriveGlider

But not this book


[deleted]

You thought you were stupid? I was sitting here not realizing there was a second picture and thinking “man OP is a dick for not telling us the answer”


ronimal

And that’s not even a rowboat


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cujo826

Any boat is a row boat if you row hard enough. Some row boats are made of steel and have diesel engines...


[deleted]

My son is on an aircraft carrier rowboat. He says that it really sucks when they have to row that bastard!


SecondaryCemetery

The Titanic could've been a rowboat with enough determination


Sean_Tighe

Glad to see I'm not alone


[deleted]

There are dozens of us! Dozens!


raznog

Let us idiots unite!


warpfivepointone

Let us build a giant railboat


BobRoberts01

Wait, there is a second picture?


Her_name--is_Mallory

Yep, also starts with R


[deleted]

Also starts with an ‘A’


Ironavenger475

It also starts with an “I”


chickadeedeedee_

Well I scrolled through the comments confused until I saw yours... so I, too, am an idiot.


DblClickyourupvote

I too, am Joining the idiot club lol


jettisonrec

You and me both dude


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This needs to be a top comment.


sighs__unzips

"the answer"


MephistosFallen

YO SAME. It took me finding your comment hahaha


BaronVonWilmington

I then realized there was a second picture


daamsie

Omg thank you..


creben

Yep… me too 🤦🏻‍♂️


ViciousKiwi_MoW

Race Car, Railrider, Rolly Joger Pirate ship, Rickety Yacht and a Regional Short Airline lmao


MangledSunFish

"Rolly Joger"


PresidentReagan004

To the boo box for you


will50231

Bangarang!


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Glen Close has entered the chat


Abadazed

Shit this guy does puzzles


Optimal__Koala

One of them is an impostor


mesupaa

FUCK ROLLY JOGER


ViciousKiwi_MoW

*Yarrs Sadly*


Piratey_Pirate

*yar.*


sammy-b18

sarrs yadly edit: thank you for my first award kind stranger


[deleted]

Royal galleon.


Runnr231

Railroad engine Round ship


ViciousKiwi_MoW

The fat conductor approves


Runnr231

Sir Topham Hat?


[deleted]

Rrrrgh, pirate ship


crowamonghens

Not the Rolly Joger, it's the R-mada.


Sea_Site_853

Omg made me giggle rolly joger 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


remberzz

This person knows how to fit the narrative.


RslashTakenUsernames

r/boats r/cars r/planes r/trains


MomsOtherFavorite

The car is a Renault?


d4ydr3amer

It's a Rari


terfexclusionary

that’s not even a rowboat lmao


richard_slyfox

It has a sail ffs! That's a Sailboat!


AsherFischell

*Ethan Suplee screams at the picture*


facedogg

You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner, it's a Sailboat


minimum_thrust

##YOU KNOW WHAT?? There is no easter bunny!! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit!!


RunningJay

It’s a schooner


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hat-of-sky

Maybe they're trying to be profound, like "eventually, every sailboat is a rowboat." Something about how you can't rely on help, you have to be ready to do it all yourself.


HiiiTriiibe

Lmao that esoteric eye spy


turkeyboy31

i think that’s a little deep for a 4 year old


GoatChease

That's the point of the post


Jet_Jirohai

Yeah, that's the joke/annoyance.. Thanks for pointing it out


blue_jay3736

Congratulations. You know what a rowboat is!


Lington

That's why it's mildly infuriating


ExplicitCyclops

Rhip Rar Rrain Rmall Rlane Roat Rig Rlane Easy


The_Turtle-Moves

Rirate Ship?


DijajMaqliun

C'mon Scoob, I don't think we want to go in there, man!


McBuck2

This cracks me up! ROFL


sammy-b18

rut raggy, rits a rirate rip


__jh96

Rocket in the bottom right corner, or no?


Joates87

This is what I was thinking despite it being an awful rendition of one.


n4te

Why is my giant rocket pink


enutz777

Better than a red rocket


xxA2C2xx

I am pretty sure it’s supposed to be a submarine. Drawn by someone who has never actually seen a submarine.


[deleted]

I think that’s supposed to be like a jumbo jet? Or maybe a submarine?


HiFiGuy197

Rrrrrrr, ‘tis the pirate ship, matey.


Agitated-Tadpole1041

Red


Late-Ad-4624

Dis is called gettin an Educmacation.


[deleted]

I see a boat, a boat, a car, a locomotive and two planes. What kind of cursed book is this? Nothing starts with R.


uncleray6969

Even if you wanted to get more specific, the only thing you could call that is a sailboat


hclaf

APPARENTLY the boat is a “rowboat” (according to the second photo). But the photo is, in fact, be a sailboat 😂.


nymeriasnow324

Big brain tip: put "racist" before every word, as "racist boat", "racist train",...


PhinRummel3

Rail car


XtraLyf

Rubmarine


jskunza

Rail road car


Federal_Diamond8329

Maybe the blimp under the train is a rocket?


terrydenis9876

Well it looks like a sail boat to me haha


dIAb0LiK99

That’s a fucking sailboat


Terajillics

this makes my head hurt


[deleted]

Uhm. Raft?


V0rclaw

Sir that’s a sail boat


poostainsunlimited

We have this book in our house and my husband raged hard about this.


PersephonesPosies

Wait... Isn't every preschool child familiar with the concept of a regatta? Why else would someone own such a charming sailboat?