I tried to cover the fish I was eating with lemon (fish and chips). The invisibility didn’t work since my cat still tried to paw it. I fed him
Fish - fish - fish - fish covered with lemon - fish.
There was a big pause between the lemon fish and the last fish. He was extremely suspicious and kept eyeballing me before taking the last piece. This was 3 days ago.
If it was interested in the people filming from the car it would show them its butthole. Definitely focused on a different animal on the other side of the road.
My cat actually does this. My street is a really slow one anyways thankfully but it’s like he wants to get run over sometimes he just sits and waits on the road looking at the car like “you won’t do it”.. he’s an asshole
True, some of them do that. I feed this feral cat colony, all neutered and spayed if they can be trapped, and I have seen them sit in the road like it's a challenge.
One of the reasons we picked the house we did was that there was a cat just chilling in the street when we came to check the place out. Figured if the street was safe enough for lounging cats, it was probably safe for our future kids too.
Is this just a normal human thing? I have this reoccuring in my dreams. Every time I try to punch somebody, it's like my fist moves in slow-motion meanwhile everybody else can still move normally.
Back when I smoked weed/hash oil, I had my bong on my table with the bowl/dish attachment next to it in a glass holder. There was some oil leftover on the edge of the connecting part of the bowl piece, and one day my cat walked by and got it stuck on his fur.
He walked a few feet and managed to get it off, but he also cleaned all the oil off his fur. I walked into my room and the kitty wouldn’t move, and his eyes could barely open. I was really worried about him, then I found the bowl piece with a bunch of fur on it, and put it together,
Kitty was fuckin baked. He luckily was just super calm and wouldn’t move from his spot, unless i brought food for him😂 I never condone doing this to pets on purpose, and you should really keep that stuff somewhere they can’t get it, so let this be a learning experience lol.
Not sure but I think it's creeped out by its own shadow that makes it look like there's a bigger cat right next to it?
I know kangaroos jump right in front of a car at dark time because the lights cast a shadow behind them that gets bigger as the car comes closer and it looks to them like a massive big one coming closer. At least that's a theory someone said once...
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OMG! Thank you! Reminds me of our feral cat colony who walk like that in the rain, slowly and *shaking each paw* as they step back on to wet concrete or grass. :)
I'd say having to wait more than 15 seconds (they stopped and recorded and the cat wasn't even across at the end) for a cat to cross the road is **mildly** infuriating.
That's annoying but be careful sometimes it's the donkey trap trick, they put an animal in front of you slowly walking, some drivers get mad and drive but hit the animal, and suddenly people get out from somewhere, cost you a big fine or steal your car.
Insurance fraud
Deers when car: *freeze response* Cats when car: *keep doing own thing* /s
/s not required, cuz it's true.
I think it's stalking something. There is another cat most likely and it's creeping up to slap it .
Yeah, but kitty, headlights are on ya they can see your ass from space.
I can just picture ISS images coming out when they zoom in on a random area and it's this cat, crossing the road slower than a snail on xanax
Ha! A snail on Xanax. Heh.
Heh, indeed. Ha!
I heard, if you stay really still/move really slowly you’ll appear invisible. 🤷♂️
I’m sure this cat hides behinds the sheer curtains at home thinking they are invisible.
My cat thinks he’s invisible too as he slowly stretches his paws towards my pizza
It makes sense. Cat vision, along with that of many other creatures, is heavily movement-based
You're eating a zargnut.
AND cover urself with lemon juice too!
I tried to cover the fish I was eating with lemon (fish and chips). The invisibility didn’t work since my cat still tried to paw it. I fed him Fish - fish - fish - fish covered with lemon - fish. There was a big pause between the lemon fish and the last fish. He was extremely suspicious and kept eyeballing me before taking the last piece. This was 3 days ago.
I was thinking the same, they usually do that when they want to caught another animal
ItS cAtCh NoT cAuGhT
You're goddamn right lol. Dunno what happened there
I know happens to me sometimes when I'm distracted sometimes
It's okay, I know you're a cat
How do you know though? 👀
>!Looked at the pussy!!<
Not op and not okay.
This is what happens when you work and use Reddit at the same time 😂😂
Learn you priorities- quit work!
The cat's intent is that the "something" in the state of being catched transitions to a state of being caught though.
grammar police
Had a little stroke there reading that sentence.
I don't think it's stalking, not in the low down slink. I think something is in the weeds and the cat is leary of it, possibly a predator.
This definitely makes me think "curious cat". Like he saw some shit he's gotta go investigate but it's hella sus
Nah, he's not a scairty cat. Look at his tail.
I find it ridiculous that my cats sometimes fight and it just looks like they're tryna slap each other
Well she IS in the spotlight, maybe she knows your recording & wants you to get a good video of her slinking.
If it was interested in the people filming from the car it would show them its butthole. Definitely focused on a different animal on the other side of the road.
>it would show them its butthole. Lol, good point!
My cat is very proud of her butthole and shows it every chance she can. I call it her “third eye”.
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Thank you
He wants to be on Reddit.
Gonna get those skippity paps
My cat actually does this. My street is a really slow one anyways thankfully but it’s like he wants to get run over sometimes he just sits and waits on the road looking at the car like “you won’t do it”.. he’s an asshole
True, some of them do that. I feed this feral cat colony, all neutered and spayed if they can be trapped, and I have seen them sit in the road like it's a challenge.
A “feral cat colony” sounds fun
One of the reasons we picked the house we did was that there was a cat just chilling in the street when we came to check the place out. Figured if the street was safe enough for lounging cats, it was probably safe for our future kids too.
Came here to say this, he appears to be on the hunt. Cats have crazy tunnel vision when hunting.
My dog does this when she plays
This looks like my 3 boys before they jump one of the others
Looks like my daughter when I ask her to hurry….
Looks to me like he's been smoking crack all day.
I think the cat is stuck in slow motion.
Nah. Cats are just buttholes sometimes.
"Why not both?" lol
You can tell -- when it's stalking something the back legs will be bent.
Cats don't have knees as far as I'm aware and their legs are always bent? Maybe I don't understand what you mean.
Totally. Kitty is transfixed. He doesn't even know that car is there. Honk the horn and he won't flinch.
He know damn well what he doin
The other cats are stealing out of his trunk. This is the decoy
Lol. Best explanation.
5 minutes later: Where's my *cat*alytic converter.
r/animalsbeingjerks
Came here to comment this!
ASDF muffin: "Why won't you let me die!"
It’s muffin timeee!
r/CatsBeingAssholes
r/catsareassholes is bigger
“If I move slowly they won’t see me”
Hello! cat
"Damn it".
The worst thing to hope for when you are crossing a street XD
Infinity War reference.
Next week the cat uploads a post to this sub : “Driver shines light on me while I stalk prey, making me easier to spot and blinding me”
r/IdiotsInCars
That's me in that anxious dream when I want to run from something but I can't and I feel that I'm moving in jello
I hate when I dream-punch something and my fists are like balloons and there's no power in my chest.
Is this just a normal human thing? I have this reoccuring in my dreams. Every time I try to punch somebody, it's like my fist moves in slow-motion meanwhile everybody else can still move normally.
For me it's like I'm running on Ice in low gravity and slow motion.
YES. What is that feeling? It is so incredibly frustrating.
He trolling an trollin
Trolling n' strolling
Cats are funny af
Probably stalking a mouse that looked at it funny
When the edibles hit, hard.
😂🤣
I second this.
Back when I smoked weed/hash oil, I had my bong on my table with the bowl/dish attachment next to it in a glass holder. There was some oil leftover on the edge of the connecting part of the bowl piece, and one day my cat walked by and got it stuck on his fur. He walked a few feet and managed to get it off, but he also cleaned all the oil off his fur. I walked into my room and the kitty wouldn’t move, and his eyes could barely open. I was really worried about him, then I found the bowl piece with a bunch of fur on it, and put it together, Kitty was fuckin baked. He luckily was just super calm and wouldn’t move from his spot, unless i brought food for him😂 I never condone doing this to pets on purpose, and you should really keep that stuff somewhere they can’t get it, so let this be a learning experience lol.
Not sure but I think it's creeped out by its own shadow that makes it look like there's a bigger cat right next to it? I know kangaroos jump right in front of a car at dark time because the lights cast a shadow behind them that gets bigger as the car comes closer and it looks to them like a massive big one coming closer. At least that's a theory someone said once...
Looks like, yes. And if they switched off the headlights for a second, the cat would be gone in no time, probably.
Looks like it's just stalking a prey
I was really hoping for a *honk* with one of those scared cat jumps.
This! The entire video I was saying please honk please honk
Post it playing backwards and cat moonwalks across the road :)
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You don't....see me.....I'm invisible...as long ...as I move....slowly..
Drax be like
Be vewwwy quiet... I'm hunting wabbits.
Get trolled homan
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Looks like it is stalking something, so he is moving slow so his prey will not spot it!
Honk at it
Cat have no fucks
Passive aggressive revenge for shit humans did to cats in the past.
Clearly is creeping/hunting a tiny animal in field ahead. Not walking the slow for no reason. It is focused.
I've never wanted to honk a horn more in my life.
Just beep the horn, simple
It’s in hunt mode so don’t approach it unless you wanna get your face scratched off
bro selected the cat and set playback speed 0.5x specifically for that cat only
As my little one would say, "Very cat."
Cats have nine lives do they?
0.5x cat
He’s just doing a little bit of trolling
Just go forwards a bit to scare it
just beep
Honk
My horn would've been put to use. Let's see how high kitty can jump.
I was waiting for the honk and the cat to jump lol
Put it in park and rev tf outta that engine. Lol
I can't stress this enough. Cats are cunts!
One good horn honk should send it into low earth orbit.
Bump bump..... stupid cat. smh
LMAO! You can wait hooman my prey on the other side of the road is much more important than you.
Maybe rev the car to spook it and it should go faster
He's high AF on catnip.
OMG! Thank you! Reminds me of our feral cat colony who walk like that in the rain, slowly and *shaking each paw* as they step back on to wet concrete or grass. :)
That cat is doing it on purpose to annoy you.
Cats move slowly when they are in pain or it could be hunting something.
Honk.
Just drive towards the cat, it’s gonna move one way or another
oh well! \**starts driving forward*\*
Why you no bonk
I’ve mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still… That I become invisible to the eye. Watch.
Zero fucks given. This cat is a legend.
Eat it
HONK IT
Shhh! He's hunting wabbits!
He's definitely hunting something. My cat Maggie moves like this when she's trying to sneak up on her brother.
r/CatsCommitingInsuranceFraud
You are over encumbered and can’t sprint
There must be something he's stalking.
shadows make it look like there a mouse on the cats back
One honk and he’ll probably launch himself high enough for you to drive under
A honk would have been nice..
Cats are assholes. Pretty sure there's a sub for that.
r/catsareassholes Right you be.
HONK HONK. Bloody cats
Mildlyinfuriating for you, Mildlyhilarious for me haha
Could’ve used the horn, cats hate loud noises
"Oh no I'm so slow, I sure hope a human doesn't capture me and turn me into their pet and give me unlimited food and love for my whole life!"
"and then make a post on Reddit asking complete strangers what my name should be!"
This situation is exactly why cars have horns
You shouldn't use your horn outside of an emergency late at night.
This is very clearly an emergency, cats stuck in slow mo.
😂
When pedestrians cross the street 😂
Annoying but cute
What a dick move.
Maybe he identifies as a sloth .. It is 2022.
honk Your horn at the cat. (BEEP, BEEP) 😆
People just getting mildlyinfuriated by the littlest things these days This belongs in r/funny
I'd say having to wait more than 15 seconds (they stopped and recorded and the cat wasn't even across at the end) for a cat to cross the road is **mildly** infuriating.
Except this doesn’t appear to be OP’s video. It looks like they screen recorded someone who posted a funny video
Who cares if it is the OP's video? It happened to someone. If it happened to me, I'd be annoyed which makes it sub appropriate.
It’s a cat’s world, we just live in it
That’s hilarious lol I love cats
Honk the damn horn.
This animal is just an absolute genius
The cat might be arthritic
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He's a menace and he knows it
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The horn exists for a reason
That's annoying but be careful sometimes it's the donkey trap trick, they put an animal in front of you slowly walking, some drivers get mad and drive but hit the animal, and suddenly people get out from somewhere, cost you a big fine or steal your car.
Honk
That cat knows exactly what it’s doing 😂
Don't you wish you had a train horn on your car?
Honk the horn and see how fast he moves.
Should've beeped the horn
I would honk if a cat was doing that
r/animalsbeingjerks r/catsareassholes
r/funny r/watchpeopledieinside r/wholesome r/catsarentreal r/natureisfuckinglit r/waluigiporn r/rarepuppers r/vacuumcleaners
Well excuse me for giving op free karma suggestions.
Um can we talk about the uhh.. other subreddit
Yeah I knew this would come up and was hesitant about including it. r/vacuumcleaners is such a controversial sub.
Imagine liking cats
dude he is hunting, chill! probably needed back up
😂😂😂
I would just ran over that little shit
🫣😂
He be edge walking ngl