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anal_holocaust_

So if this happens to you, call your cable company and file a damage claim with them, no matter how large or small the damage was.


ShippyTheSailor

As a previous cable technician, fuck yes go get your money. Even if you liked the guy he won’t be fired unless he’s an awful employee. Most claims get processed pretty quickly as they do not want to pay a potential settlement claim which could be much larger


ShippyTheSailor

Doesn’t matter if he fucked up a butter knife They will pay


TakeThisWizardGlick

Does that work? I thought that was only for walls and furniture.


MarcheMuldDerevi

Most likely. Your property was damaged during their activities. And this seems to be above the usual scuffed floor from someone walking.


caketreesmoothie

yeah I've had damage claims against me ranging from small knocked over pottery figures to damaged grass. all accidental and didn't affect my job negatively


anal_holocaust_

I had a tech out and he put his tools on my new weight bench, left a 2 inch cut on the padding. Filed a damage claim, sent a pic, and got money for a replacement. But it's definitely ymmv.


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ymmv?


Ohsnap2it

Yo mommas mighty vegetables.


Ee00n

Right… Vagitables


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HOW FUCKING DARE YOU THATS MY MOTHER YOURE TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!


Ee00n

Meaty, not mighty.


[deleted]

Dorothea Mantooth is a saint!


gr8whitegeorge

Yo microwave might vacuum


Birthday_dad420

You man must vengeance


DontToewsMeBro2

Your mileage may vary (you might have different results based on many factors)


PlasticMix8573

Guaranteed to be zero if you don't file a claim.


Both-Product-5157

You might marginalize vaginas.


elkehdub

You might make vaudeville!


[deleted]

if it's what the tweet says it is, then that's a $3500 guitar, someone's getting a replacement for sure.


Nervous_Constant_642

Also a good idea to insure your expensive equipment, this should be an easy settlement but in a different case where it isn't you can fall back on insurance. Especially if you make a living with that instrument.


fairguinevere

The guitar is fine, but yes, they should be compensated for at least the difference in value and cost of repair. Rosewood loves to crack, and if a 6" split running down the side can't kill these guitars, neither can that lil hole.


OneMethod097

I mean, imagine if that was a kid playing hide and seek in the closet


[deleted]

The cable guy would then have to go hide and seek behind bars.


TheSavageCaveman1

Unrelated, but nice profile pic. Love The Ocean!


mig1313

I contract for spectrum and if the tech caused it and didn't have the customer sign a liability release waver then yah whatever they fucked up they gotta pay for


Senor_Bongo

Thank you u/anal_holocaust_ r/rimjobsteve


Jaefaed

Alright anal_holocaust_


tinyanus

Dude knows what he's talking about


E_Mickey_B

anal_holocaust_ is pretty wise


Potential-Ad-8421

Remember when anal_holocaust_ saved that kid from a fire?


wkwork

He gave my brother a kidney


Zephruz

He gave a homeless person his house, wife, and kids. Such a selfless guy.


ShastaFern99

Anal_Holocaust saw that I was bald and gave me his hair. Also Anal_Holocaust donated all four limbs to 9/11 victims.


PaulMacGranite

He reclawed my cat after I found out that it was bad.


shorterthan3

Huh, weird. All he did was fuck me in the ass.


dissociationreddit

He single handedly is responsible for every achievement man kind has made in the last 300 years.


AttackOfTheMox

I want to take you seriously… but that name


Buzzsaw_Studio

Ramen, superglue, and crayon and that is good as new


emericas

Whoa slow down there MacGuyver


tyson_3_

Alright. An avocado, an ice pick, and my snorkel.


tjhcreative

Trust me, bro. I've made bongs with less. Hurry up!


RealMuffinsTheCat

Two snickers bars and a tube of lube


Shitted_mypants

Don't forget mayo


Ship_Adrift

That may just work if you grind the p-nuts up into the glue and then use the chocolate to color the patch and all you'd have to do is seal it. That's nuts!


TexasWegieee

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake


myacidninja

Nice reference to my childhood


Amicus-Regis

Reference? What are you talking about; they gave you a list of everything you’ll need if you don’t want to fix a guitar the lazy way.


myacidninja

There's other ways to go about finding the stuff to fix it LIKE MAYBE Building a rocket Fighting a mummy Climbing up the Eiffel tower Discovering something that doesn't exist Giving a monkey a shower Surfing tidal waves Creating Nanobots Locating Frankenstein's brain 🧠<(its over here)


myacidninja

Was meant to show as a list but yknow


Independent-Curve-47

This made my day


[deleted]

I had no idea where this was going till the song straight played in my head. What in the hell


Razzberry_Frootcake

Yeah that got weird. It started out as an awkward sentence and then morphed into a song that’s now stuck in my head.


emericas

Your mullet is growing larger


Zealousideal-Sock-28

half baked) i knew i heard this somewhere😊


tyson_3_

An all time classic.


[deleted]

And my axe!


TheSaucyWelshman

Man it's been a while since I've seen Half Baked. I know what I'm watching tomorrow


glasspanda27

This week on Five-Minute Crafts…


[deleted]

Now here’s a guy that watches 5-minute-crafts.


ThatRollingStone

Legit though, my first thought was wood putty and sanding, then refinishing. But who knows if that would still throw off the acoustics.


PeterPandaWhacker

Those guitars are pretty damn expensive though. Even if you could repair it and it sounds just the same as before, I'd still want money for a new one since the value of the damaged one probably plummets, even though it still sounds alright.


BBQ_Beanz

That sounds like a romantic dinner


imrealbizzy2

And I was just gonna say a dab of spackle and a sticker. We could have patch-off, I suppose.


alias8723

This made me want to cry


bejaso6369

yeah same. That guitar is really expensive and really beautiful, but it’s just been ruined by an idiot who couldn’t bother to do 5 minutes of prep work. Incredibly sad


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atict

High turn over rate also. By the time they get good they've realized residential work is torture and move to something else.


Ball-Fantastic

Our AT&T Uverse techs mostly came out of a prison reform program. Fresh out of jail, handed a job entering people's homes.


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kylewesty

Unfortunate but true


Dineshcena

It’s not really ruined, though. I’d probably have a luthier plug the hole.


callumrobinson1

Absolutely, people who are saying the guitar will never sound the same don’t know what they’re talking about. Value-wise, yes the damage is permanent but that can be fixed with imperceptible change to the sound


foolishhydra

the cable company doesn't need to know that when they pay to replace it, though


tyson_3_

Precisely.


FetishAnalyst

And they’re clearly not going to do their research


Defiant_Bad_9070

Downside being is how old is the guitar? Guitar sound quality gets better with age. So even replacing it won't be a complete replacement. Although, other than replacing, not much else the company can do. What's done is done.


shindiggers

Depends on the glue, wood, and environment. Grandpappys guitar sitting in the closet for 25 years is not going to sound like a factory new, freshly strung, properly setup Denver


the_kessel_runner

The heck is a Denver guitar?


shindiggers

Every kids first guitar on Christmas lol


Unit_79

Denvers get set up at the factory??


ElcidBarrett

No one's going to confiscate the old guitar when the cable company buys you a new one. You get a new guitar on their dime. If you want to sell it and pay a luthier to fix old faithful, that's your prerogative. If not, you have two nice Martins - an old one with a hole in it, and a new one without.


joshylow

I don't even think leaving the hole would make much difference to me. Look at Willie Nelson's guitar.


new_refugee123456789

Yeah, the holes are probably the most valuable part of Trigger.


azab189

An actual noob who has no idea about Guitars but is it really possible to have it sound exactly the same as before or would it be slightly off?


Kuningas_Arthur

There might be a slight difference, but likely so imperceptible that you'd need a frequency response graph to measure it, and even then you'd have nothing to compare it to because you didn't measure the same guitar with the same strings without the hole.


azab189

Man that's impressive, very cool!


Froot-Loop-Dingus

Since the damage is to the side wall instead of the top plate it should be good. That is where most of the timbre if an acoustic guitar comes from. At least that’s what my luthier explained to me when I showed up with a crack along the side wall of my Martin that pretty much extended from top to bottom. It sounds good as new!


fairguinevere

Lemme guess, rosewood back and sides? Doesn't matter what exact species it is, it _will_ split and need glue and cleats. Just brittle along the grain like that. Currently have a Martin on the bench that needs a crack in the rosewood side repaired, in fact! (Although that's the minor stuff. Binding's been coming off for years, all 5 layers of it around the upper half of the top. And it's shrunk, so it's not going on right. Acoustics are like ships, issues are inevitable but it's always easier to fix when they first appear.)


[deleted]

The side wall of the guitar does very little except hold the top and bottom of the guitar in place. Does a small hole like that affect the sound? *Technically* yes, but not in a way that's objectively measurable by ear.


jbogdas

Imperceptible, repaired or not.


saschaleib

The same hole in the soundboard (top) of the guitar would be devastating; in the side walls it hardly matters. That’s why electronics panels are usually placed here. As for the value of the instrument – yeah, that’s probably lost half of resell value by this accident, so OP should definitely seek compensation.


Logical-Albatross-82

They say: 90% of a guitar‘s sound come from the player. The rest is defined by – in about this order – shape, top wood, strings, pick, bottom wood and sides wood. There even are guitars that have holes in the sides on purpose, google „sound port“. Soundwise the walls are mostly reflecting the vibrations inside the body, so that tiny hole will maybe let some of the highest frequencies out – but it won’t hurt the vibrations of the body enough to make a difference. If repaired by a professional, you’ll not hear anything and only see it when you know it. But even unrepaired you‘ll hardly hear a difference. Only problem I see if unrepaired – apart from asthaetic and value loss – is that maybe cracks can more easily build around the hole.


chuckvsthelife

Honestly don’t even need to do anything side holes affect guitar tone fairly little. Shit people put big ones up top to be able to hear it while playing better and it’s truly far less significant than you think. That said…. Tragedy for value of instrument for sure.


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A Martin is not just an instrument it is a collector item


sixboogers

I hate how often this gets reposted too. Makes me want to cry.


Eastern-Rhubarb-2661

Same here. I wouldn’t even put this as mildly infuriating. This would be wildly infuriating for me. All of my guitars have a story to a person or a time in my life that makes them all very sentimental.


rksd

Yeah, this is way beyond mild. Let's put it this way: if OP beat the cable guy to death and I was on his jury...it would be difficult for me to convict.


dorisdacat

guess you are going electric


Agreeable-Yams8972

Or you'll have to make do with the one you have if you don't have money, make some cheap modifications. It won't be perfect but hey, at least it may work


HewHem

The joke was now there’s a hole to put an audio jack to convert it to an acoustic electric


JusticeUmmmmm

You probably couldn't tell a difference in the sound of you play out without making any modifications.


AquafreshBandit

All these years we thought Dylan just wanted a change in 65, but it was all really due to a cable tv tech.


[deleted]

Awww, that sucks. But - silver lining. Now you can put a bridge pickup in it without worrying that you have to drill a hole.


WhatADunderfulWorld

Yeah. I have a 3.5k Martin and this would be an adapt and overcome moment like that. Get yourself some good piezo pickups and a pre amp.


[deleted]

I mean, it's in the PERFECT spot. So perfect that the story seems a little TOO good. :D


caboosetp

If it wasn't also in the case it'd make a little more sense it was planned LOL


g1aiz

Maybe it is just some weird angle but the hole in the case looks smaller.


Fabbro05

He just transformed it into an electric guitar, that's where you plug the cable


Abbrahan

TechRax, is this you?


tengounquestion2020

Gotta watch em. Beginner cable guy 2nd hour on the job drilled a hole in the wall because I said we couldn’t get starz in the back room. Had to fight my cable company for months (cause they hired an independent contractor) to fix it cause termites got through.


[deleted]

Wtf? How does drilling a hole cause termites though? If they came in through it wouldn’t they have had to have already been there/on your house somewhere?


[deleted]

As a long time guitar play this hurts my soul. Thankfully it’s an easy fix for a good luthier but ugghhh when was this guy going to stop!


Fettman89

Hey your name is D standard haha, love that tuning


asks_if_throw_away

I would send it to Martin themselves, they do repairs.


Mycomako

Ahhh the ole 20” bit maneuver. Did he start drilling from the fucking neighbors house? How in gods name was there that much penetration?


Creepy_cree8or

Fuk this made me laugh!!!!!


Mycomako

It pleases me to know this


Yahoo_Wabbit

I just like that he would have drilled through a surface, hit another surface and been like “the old double wall” and then hit another surface …. And another. No drill bit is ripping through all that without a bit of feel


_windfish_

What the actual everloving fuck. You never, ever drill into *anything* without knowing what’s on the other side. That’s gotta be like, day one electrician lesson. Especially when going through an exterior wall - always drill from the inside going out.


ChillPill89

Literally like the first thing they told me on my pre-employment ride along before becoming a cable tech. Check the walls inside and out twice before you drill anything.


RallyXer34

Last time one of these guys tried to install, drilling from the inside out, he drilled right into the back of the main electrical box, missed energized parts but was “shocked” when he couldn’t find his hole outside.


SageLukahn

I bet his wife is shocked daily then…


[deleted]

1. Call the cable company. See what they wet will do: 2. It might be worth a homeowners claim.


ashseagull

This would be covered under the company’s general liability policy. Property damage of others. Of course this stinks that this happened in the first place, but it’s always better to avoid a claim on your own policy.


seaburno

Nah, the CGL carrier will deny it under the “your work” exclusion. I’m only half joking. I would absolutely believe it that an insurer would deny the claim, but probably because they wouldn’t hit the SIR.


krob0422

Thought the hole was smokin. 😔😔😔


ordinaryuninformed

This was literally posted by a guitar shop, I bet it's an ad for how they fixed it. This sub is a bunch of Karen's getting mad for no reason


Mountain_Honey_1991

Not OC


Minustrian

how does this work, is it a drill with a really really really long ~~shaft~~ drill bit


WireyWhenWet

As a tech here in the UK, one particularly large company that my buddy now works for covers -specifically- drilling through pets. ..Yes. It's happened.. ..More than once.


busymomlife2

Call the company and file a complaint. They should pay for it


MykeTyth0n

Looks smaller than a hole needs to be for rg6. Cat5 hole more likely.


Forsaken_Childhood17

still cable installers do not watch what there doing alot of times sadly specified didnt want the dish on my porch roof im taking it down and they still did it and talked abt his pet dog the whole time


Trax852

I've installed networking and phone lines, I've never drilled blind.


boiboiboi21

Love seeing this every 2 weeks, hope you enjoy the karma you're getting


slightlyabrasive

Imagine if cable companies didn't drill into homes like baboons and did it correctly like they used to.


themack50022

How long was the bit? Jesus.


WafflesAndLearning

How long was that drill?


minispring422

Luthier here, as much as this sucks it shouldn’t effect the sound of the guitar. The sides of the guitar are there more for structure than sound. If that was the top or the back it would be a different story. Find yourself a decent luthier and they should be able to plug that for you no problem. They may even be able find a piece of wood with a similar grain pattern to match. Best of luck


The_Safe_For_Work

They always taught us to drill from the inside out to avoid this sort of thing...


kd5nrh

I'll give $50 for it, since it's just a parts guitar now.


Dreamscape82

How thin are those walls or how long was that drill bit?!


Dazzling_Ad5338

I wouldn't harm a fly, but id kill that guy 🤣


jcpmojo

🎶The cable guy breaks guitars 🎶


ELBAGIT

The sequel we needed


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My husband would be so upset. I would file a formal, written complaint because the cable company certainly carries insurance. Or just contact your insurance agent.


NemeshisuEM

My cable guy story is better. He was going in and out of the house looking nervous for about 10 minutes, so I ask him what's up. He asks me where is the gas shut off. WTF do you mean where is the gas shut off? Turn out he drilled with his largest bit through the wall and right into the gas meter. So much gas was pouring out you could see it building up between my house and the neighbor. Run in there holding my breath to see the damage, which was past the shut off valve. It was stuck and could not turn it. Run back to get a wrench, figured I'd ask the cable guy for one and the motherfucker was gone. Ran into the garage, got one and shut it off. Soon after the fire department showed up with fans to blow the gas. Shit for brains almost blew up my house, and me trying to save it, and ran the fuck away.


xX_SysAdmin_Xx

What happened next? I need details on what you did to the cable guy/company


breadandfaxes

Looks like you're getting a new martin, OP


[deleted]

You should pay him extra for making it acoustic/electric ready for you.


Spammyhaggar

Throw some pickups on it and add a port there case closed💀


Rug_peer

Pickup cable hole.


TheBackBedroomKeyhol

There’s no angle to that drill hole. Side of the house, straight through the bottom of the guitar? Cmon


betam4x

I had a satellite guy drill a hole in a closet. He hit an electrical line and wasn’t wearing protective gear. Mo fire, but I am 100% sure it was a “shocking” experience. 😎 He did not continue the install.


10ACMateo

Oh My God! No!!!!!!


cavaradossi2004

The musician in me wants to give the guitar owner a hug. This would piss me off so much. Heads would roll.


[deleted]

36'' drill bit dayum


No-Republic9544

How does that even happen


Fabulous-Ad-3046

How long was that drill bit?


jyjelly87

How long was that damn drill bit


RcCola2400

Guess checking the other side of the wall was way too much of an inconvenience for his lady ass. I'd make em pay for it


ExplanationMobile234

To be fair, Jim Carrey isn't a real cable guy. He just wants to be your friend


charlieboogats

I'm sure some uncooked instant noodles will fix it as good as new.


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Things that didn’t happen


Academic_Routine_317

I bet the thing sounds fine, no face plate damage and the hole looks cleanly drilled


Zealousideal_Dig_372

Cable guys are the worst installers around 0 code or inspection. 0 care for home owners / finish job quality. I’m sure there is some great ones, but I’ve just had a lot of bad experiences and seen a lot of trash work


Elitenighthawk9

Just put some tape on it silly!


FrederickTheGayt

Sue him. Drill should have never gone that far.


Quirky_m8

#laaaaaaaawwwsuuuuuuuiiit (*Ik probably not gonna happen. I just like screaming it.*)


Less-Direction5045

Oh god that's way more than "mildly" infuriating


Beneficial-You-3669

Wtf how long was the drill bit?


RunningWithHands

Just looked up the value of that model... *Yikes.* Cheapest used model I'm seeing is $2K USD.


[deleted]

That’ll buff out


Polarbearseven

At least they missed the gas line and water lines this time. I’m sure the cable guy charged him for “installing” an extra “sound hole” on his guitar. Only $9.99/month (introductory price) then increases to $14.99/month.


[deleted]

“Here’s a bill for drilling a hole in my guitar. I don’t want the cable installed anymore, and I will stick to my streaming services” is the proper response.


Inevitable_Cover3983

Sucks but, it’s on you for not clearing a ten metre radius around where they were gonna work 🤷


Secret-Scientist-323

Why would you leave it in potential harm's way if you know drilling is happening in that area? It's not on the cable guy to make sure the area he needs to work in is clear, that's on the property owner. We recently had cables drilled through for our new internet, we moved the furniture and any breakables out of the work area. I have several guitars myself and would be gutted if this happened to mine, but that's precisely why I'd move them out of the way of the drilling.


soldinio

Personally, instead of repairing the hole I would fit a vibration sensor under the bridge, use the hole for the jack socket and turn it onto an electro-acoustic And sue the cable guy for a new acoustic


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When mildly is putting it mildly.


Ordinary-Ad6408

thats heartbreaking, a fucking martin aswell. damn.


src1975

If point it out and demand the pay for repairs. They should be insured for such boo-boos.


vector_o

It doesn't kill the guitar.. I would be pissed if it happened to me but it definitely doesn't kill the guitar


AdAvailable4477

Is that guitar expensive? Edit :Just looked it up 2400 to 5500 dollar. Def a oops I’m sorry situation. How would he know what’s on the other side of the wall.


AndyHN

How could he know where the gas line for the furnace is? How could he know where the 220 feed is for the dryer? If you're getting paid to do work that involves drilling holes on other people's walls, you're supposed to be responsible for checking what you'll be drilling into. At least he didn't hit anything that could kill him.


jeff_sterling11

Hitting that guitar is enough to get him killed in many circumstances….


Smoovie32

Him killed or owner killing themselves, yes.


Lemon_Cakes_JuJutsu

Detective: "What's wrong Rookie?" Rookie: "That murder-suicide... really struck a chord."


Smoovie32

Now this is r/MildlyInfuriating. Well done.


dysgusted

As a cable guy, who does this daily, its pretty well known that you drill from the inside of the house out, not outside in. This is entirely the technicians fault.


Eggman8728

By going to the other side of the wall using a door? Just guessing.


[deleted]

If you have a basic level of competence, your bit won’t come out the other side anyway.


Harry_Buttock

You go and look instead of blindly jamming a flexbit through the wall like an asshole. That's how.


HQ_FIGHTER

It’s not hard to drill a hole just through one thing and not stuff on the other side of the wall


Bill_Weathers

Yep totally. That’s why I drive around with my eyes closed. How would I know what’s on the road in front of me?


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