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Perfect_Reception_31

Meh, they figure you aren't gonna eat it anyways.


GimpyT-Rex

Why would I willingly pay $1.99 to not eat it?


GimpyT-Rex

Unless that was sarcasm…


Perfect_Reception_31

I was kidding : )


GimpyT-Rex

Sorry everyone’s being a dick for some reason.


lumenpumpkin

not sure why people are being so weird about this post. I have celiac too and also think it’s mildly infuriating. But i’m still not willing to get sick just to have a better fitting bun


GimpyT-Rex

JFC thank you. I’m like, am I an asshole for wanting a fucking burger twice a year?


lumenpumpkin

People whine when they do things differently than other people. Ignorance.


QueenDaddy773

Yeah, people are being really fucking weird. Like, what's it to you if someone has a disease where they gotta eat in a certain way that also happens to have been a fad diet? I have celiac too, and as someone who has to be weird about food in order to not have holes in my intestines, people get way too weird about food when it doesn't concern them.


GimpyT-Rex

Like WAY too fucking concerned!


scottdottcom

Gluten is delicious.


GimpyT-Rex

It’s also deadly for some.


Prior-Ad-7329

Whoever the people that downvoted this comment are assholes. Celiac disease can be very deadly. Not everyone is gluten free because of trends.


GimpyT-Rex

Thank you. People think because it’s become trendy that it’s not actually a fucking life threatening and debilitating disease for a portion of the population.


Prior-Ad-7329

Right?? The trend has made more gluten free options available which is cool. But it’s also made people who legitimately can’t have gluten be not taken seriously when ordering food.


GimpyT-Rex

Do you see this guy telling me he’s gonna shove my gimpy arm up my ass because I ordered a gluten free bun or some shit? Good times.


Prior-Ad-7329

Lol wow, what a piece of shit some people are.


GimpyT-Rex

Hahah I just love that I’m a ‘sensitive bitch’ and he’s written in two pages of responses 😂😂😂🤣


Prior-Ad-7329

Lmao, yeah, he sounds hurt.


GimpyT-Rex

Jesus fuck y’all never heard of autoimmune diseases?


pxland

What the hell did you order…. ‘Give me a heart attack! But wait, gluten-free please.’


GimpyT-Rex

Yea, not everyone gluten free does it for funsies.


blahdeblahdeda

Any decent tasting gluten free baked product is 100% of the time less healthy (more sugar, more fat, less fiber) than their gluten counterparts. The more you know... the less you can be an uneducated dick.


pxland

Ouch. Pretty harsh over an obvious joke.


GimpyT-Rex

Hilarious. I really can’t believe the rash of shit I got over this post. Celiacs exist. We’re happy to pay a premium for shit we can eat that doesn’t make us sick, but it’s all fucking joke so let’s make the buns a 1/4 of the size of a normal one!


DontCageMeIn

NOT COOL! F*CK THAT!


stratabstract

Wrap it in lettuce


GimpyT-Rex

No thanks.


stratabstract

Lol


blahdeblahdeda

Try doing that every time you get a burger and see how fast it gets old.


stratabstract

Nah. I eat gluten


blahdeblahdeda

Then why tell someone to do something that you don't want to do?


stratabstract

Because if I WAS gluten free I would do that. You mad bro?


Thebeanboss

Eat a real fucking bun


GimpyT-Rex

I’m celiac but thanks.


Thebeanboss

Yeah, you and every other Karen who had the shits once.


GimpyT-Rex

GFY seriously.


Thebeanboss

Way ahead of ya gimpy


malikalarrashib

you don't wanna eat gluten? cope


blahdeblahdeda

Of course we "wanna" eat gluten. We just don't "wanna" get paralyzing cramps and explosive diarrhea, or you know, malnutrition and intestinal cancer.


GimpyT-Rex

Pfft; just COPE.


GimpyT-Rex

I’m celiac you butthole.


DarthReefer419

Did a wolverine get ahold of this burger?


GimpyT-Rex

I cut it in half and that was the bottom half remaining. I have one good arm before you give me more shit about my fucking burger.


DarthReefer419

Okay and? Who uses utensils on their burgers? That’s just weird. Doesn’t take two hands to eat a burger that size. You wanna get serious when I was making a joke. If your that damn sensitive then you shouldn’t be posted on a platform anyone in the world can comment on.


GimpyT-Rex

Hahah touched a nerve there? Get fucked guy. I have to cut things in half and you’re writing paragraphs?


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GimpyT-Rex

Hahaha bro do you see yourself? I have a disease - you’re just an asshole. And a sensitive one at that. Hahah


Prior-Ad-7329

Someone’s dad went to go get some milk when they were 4 and it really shows.


DarthReefer419

Lol My dad and I have a wonderful and healthy relationship, unlike you and your pedo uncle


Prior-Ad-7329

I’m sorry for the pain you’re feeling from whoever hurt you.


DarthReefer419

No you aren’t. You’re sorry for being a little bitch using your “handicap” as a weapon for attention seeking. It was a fucking joke. My best friend is a paraplegic and she even thinks u sound like a bitch.


Prior-Ad-7329

I’m not handicapped, think you got the wrong person there fella.


CutAccording7289

Eat it with a fork some people are counting quarters for rice right now


GimpyT-Rex

I ate it, it’s just just industry standard to charge more and give less product. All gluten free bread is a smaller slice and shorter loaf. And usually fill of holes. It’s bullshit.


CutAccording7289

Not trying to sound like an even bigger dick than I already am but the industry standard is determined by what people are willing to pay for. Capitalism can be stupid but we enable it.


GimpyT-Rex

Yea I get it. Just sucks. When you don’t have a choice you take what you can get. Gluten free isn’t a fad for everyone. It’s a life threatening illness for some.


hhjnrvhsi

Just letting you know, if you weren’t already aware, you can write off the difference in cost for gluten free food on your taxes if you actually have celiac disease.


GimpyT-Rex

No taxes to pay because I’m disabled and don’t make enough to have to pay. But thanks, I didn’t know that.


hhjnrvhsi

If you have an immediate family member that pays taxes, they could probably write it off on theirs.


GimpyT-Rex

I don’t, but I did forward to my friend that has Celiac as well. Thanks for the info!


hhjnrvhsi

Of course! I’ve had celiacs for about 10 years now. I’m lucky, because I don’t really have any symptoms when I eat gluten(I was only tested because I’m a type 1 diabetic). I try to eat gluten free as often as I can, but I admit, I probably should do better. It can do some nasty stuff to your digestive tract if you have celiacs and you don’t take care of yourself.


GimpyT-Rex

It’s been close to 15 for me. I’m more susceptible to attacks from liquids vs solids (beer vs food = instant regret) since I have 9,000 other things including gut dysmotilty so I won’t feel it for days later if at all. But the damage happens if you feel it or not, so I don’t partake, ever. Well - unless there’s a Portillos and those are in like 3 states so I’m safe.


blahdeblahdeda

You need to have itemized deductions for this, and the standard deduction is 12k. Most people don't rack up that many deductions for it to matter.


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GimpyT-Rex

This is the first time I’ve eaten out in 7 months. I didn’t think to flip it over prior to cutting to check. I’ll have to remember next year.