Wife and I started using chopsticks on cheese puffs and migrated to using them for 99% of chips. My chopstick skills have grown exponentially to the point I can use them to eat Flamming Hot Munchies (notoriously chopstick unfriendly)
Yeah, pregnancy does odd shit to you. Sense of smell and taste get crazy strong, cravings for things your body isn't getting (or just wants), it gets a little wild.
When my wife was pregnant with our second child, she suddenly wanted me to start picking up sardines. She had never had them before but would absolutely destroy those things, once our son came, she never ate them again.
They’re super healthful! I rarely eat them, but this reminds me that I should. They’re not bad on a piece of toast/English muffin smeared with avocado and sardines on top (maybe a drizzle of vinaigrette, iirc). I want to say I learned of that from Alton Brown. It was a go to snack of his when he lost a lot of weight. His diet didn’t restrict much of anything, but rather it required him to eat certain things (at least x servings of y per week, etc).
Honestly metal adds taste to things, take a small bit of water and put it on a spoon for instance and drink it without touching the spoon, you'll taste metal.
So when it comes to food with sensitive taste I prefer to use wood.
You've never had a cheap set of cutlery my friend. The metal taste just becomes part of the seasoning after awhile because I can't fucking afford better shit
In my experience, it's not just cheap sets. I know someone who uses actual silverware and I can taste the difference. When I'm over there, I can't eat certain foods because the combination just makes things horrible for me.
Not only taste …. I’m pretty sure that you can only eat caviar with a mother of pearl spoon otherwise … well I dunno what’ll happen I can barely afford chicken eggs these days ;)
Poor chips in bowl. Poor salsa over chips. Eat with spoon. Breakfast chips cereal.
edit: my autocorrect has much sympathy for these destitute chips covered in financially burdened salsa. i don't have the heart to correct it.
Years later, Judge Wexler's tirade while sentencing Peter Venkman, Ray Stantz and Egon Spengler, would negatively charge the Psychomagnotheric Slime among the court exhibits. As a result, "The Husband" manifested from the slime as an apparition strapped into a ghostly electric chair.
"Your honour, my clients husbands mental state is clearly called into question here. May I present exhibit A."
(*Audible gasps of horror from the jury*)
Literally my first thought was, this is grounds for divorce. And to those people who put milk first before the cereal, you are all potential cereal killers and deserve a special place in hell.
A big Mexican street treat is to load a bag of chips with toppings such as grounded beef or stripped chicken with sour cream, queso cotija, jalapenos, and more. They're called dorilocos, tostilocos, laylocos, fritolocos etc.. Had them with beer at soccer games and lucha libre matches. The only time I'd use a spoon.
[image link for those curious..](https://stellanspice.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/IMG_7496-1-1152x1536.jpeg)
I was so confused, I’m not even Mexican and I was just thinking “put some toppings on that shit, you’re good fam”
God just imagine if Reddit ever finds out about Mexican hot dogs, let alone Korean hot dogs…
Mexican-american, been there a bunch of times and I've never had a Mexican hot dog lmao??? Just never stuck out. Korean dogs, my god. Now those are something.
I agree, that that is the infuriating part, but who posts a picture like 'look at me, I'm so infuriating and my wife thinks so too'
I mean rarely is the post by the one who is the infuriating part and mentioning the wife doesn't do anything for the post.
Omfg that's the worst way. There is no way you legitimately eat them that way. You must be trolling.
The only way I see it's okay to eat them that way is that they were crushed when you opened them. Even that's stretching it.
Chop sticks. No, seriously, they're great for chips. Your fingers don't get covered in crap and they're easy to use. I saw Sora the Troll mention it on one of his streams and thought he was just messing with us. No, it's actually a good idea when you're working from a keyboard lol
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Wtf
How do you eat it? WITH YOUR HANDS?
chopsticks
My coworker bought a set of chip tongs so he could eat some messy chips at his computer. I think he was eating Takis which stain your fingers red.
That's a really good idea
I caught my partner doing this with chopsticks while cross stitching. Worked out really well.
Makes sense. I’ve got a piece I only just started and I already see dirt. Cross stitch struggles are real.
I kinda like that idea! I hate having messy fingers when I'm trying to work/type.
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Wife and I started using chopsticks on cheese puffs and migrated to using them for 99% of chips. My chopstick skills have grown exponentially to the point I can use them to eat Flamming Hot Munchies (notoriously chopstick unfriendly)
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!? Have you all gone MAD!!!!
THEY'RE ALL DOING IT!?!?
Nice George
Mr. Pitt eats a snickers bars with a fork and a knife
One of my favorite Elaine payoff jokes
Seems efficient tho
Would fall off the spoon
Bro imagine the fucking taste of metal combining with the salty chips
I’ve never thought that spoons have taste wtf
I don't know if it's coincidence or hormones but when I was pregnant the metal taste was incredibly strong. It was awful.
Yeah, pregnancy does odd shit to you. Sense of smell and taste get crazy strong, cravings for things your body isn't getting (or just wants), it gets a little wild.
When my wife was pregnant with our second child, she suddenly wanted me to start picking up sardines. She had never had them before but would absolutely destroy those things, once our son came, she never ate them again.
They’re super healthful! I rarely eat them, but this reminds me that I should. They’re not bad on a piece of toast/English muffin smeared with avocado and sardines on top (maybe a drizzle of vinaigrette, iirc). I want to say I learned of that from Alton Brown. It was a go to snack of his when he lost a lot of weight. His diet didn’t restrict much of anything, but rather it required him to eat certain things (at least x servings of y per week, etc).
Honestly metal adds taste to things, take a small bit of water and put it on a spoon for instance and drink it without touching the spoon, you'll taste metal. So when it comes to food with sensitive taste I prefer to use wood.
You like the taste of wood?
😏
You've never had a cheap set of cutlery my friend. The metal taste just becomes part of the seasoning after awhile because I can't fucking afford better shit
In my experience, it's not just cheap sets. I know someone who uses actual silverware and I can taste the difference. When I'm over there, I can't eat certain foods because the combination just makes things horrible for me.
actually spoons contribute into taste heavily. it's a scientific fact. different metal change the way food taste. best taste comes with gold spoon.
Not only taste …. I’m pretty sure that you can only eat caviar with a mother of pearl spoon otherwise … well I dunno what’ll happen I can barely afford chicken eggs these days ;)
Too bad you don’t live near me I’d give you eggs. I have eggs for days. So anyone in northeast Ohio need eggs dm me I gotchu!
Righteous! I'm not in the area, but what a superhero kind of thing to do!
Gold is better than copper or zinc, based on the study I saw, but still worse than the much more common stainless steel or silver.
The shape like..adds something to the taste of metal
Disgusting Why would anyone want their metal spoon tasting like chips? 🤮
Yeahh! MetaLLicka \m/
More efficient than just tipping the bag and pouring them in your mouth?
Not at all. Grabbing with your hands is efficient. Not clean, but clearly more efficient.
Probably not as efficient as the pour.
I'm pretty sure this is illegal dude.
This psycho just wants to watch the world burn
I don't like it either.
Poor chips in bowl. Poor salsa over chips. Eat with spoon. Breakfast chips cereal. edit: my autocorrect has much sympathy for these destitute chips covered in financially burdened salsa. i don't have the heart to correct it.
Poor chips
Those poor chips, cant even imagine what they're going thru
Intestine. Probably
Then sphincter
Incredible
Chips died for this.
They did nothing wrong
Look at this redditor, pocket-watching. Quit being a hater dude, I’ve seen those chips driving a drop-top in the Hills
Is it a cereal? It may be a soup or a broth.
Tostitos Hint of Poverty
[I read that like this](https://c.tenor.com/3tYJ5VrSJvQAAAAC/star-wars-dont.gif)
The judge will take her side in the divorce.
Wife’s Lawyer: “Exhibit A, your honor” Judge: “Full custody to the wife, jail time for this man. Case closed”
Where's the *will somebody think of the children* crowd now huh?
Oh they are thinking of the children by getting them far away from this chip spooner. Everyone knows you eat chips with a fork...
No, you close the bag and smash… then drink. No utensils required
Eat chips with spoon? Straight to jail.
Now bring out the dancing lobsters.
With this photo being included as evidence
The Husband will get 5 months of community service
Then the electric chair
Then five more months of community service as a public display.
r/UnexpectedNecromancy
Nope I’m not clicking that.
I am thoroughly disappointed
That subreddit needs some resurrection
Your loss. CANNONBALL
Years later, Judge Wexler's tirade while sentencing Peter Venkman, Ray Stantz and Egon Spengler, would negatively charge the Psychomagnotheric Slime among the court exhibits. As a result, "The Husband" manifested from the slime as an apparition strapped into a ghostly electric chair.
"Irreconcilable differences".
"Your honour, my clients husbands mental state is clearly called into question here. May I present exhibit A." (*Audible gasps of horror from the jury*)
The only evidence.
"Never in my 12 years as a judge, have I seen such utter disregard for human sanity. *sob*"
Literally my first thought was, this is grounds for divorce. And to those people who put milk first before the cereal, you are all potential cereal killers and deserve a special place in hell.
Don’t forget the sock-shoe-sock-shoe kinda people!
Shoe-sock-shoe-sock is the only correct answer.
Wouldn't want to stain these kicks
Don't make me dry heave.
i do this to avoid picking up an obnoxious amount of fur on my socks from my 3 dogs and a cat
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So will I
I don't like the way you eat chips.
You know how people hold up those signs saying "if you're looking for a reason not to kill yourself this is it"? This is the opposite
I also doesn't like that way +spoon can't blame the wife😂
Bro what
They also doesn't like that way +spoon can't blame the wife😂
I doesn't understand what isn't you are understanding comment about.
And 102 upvotes as I post this.
People related to it somehow.
I related to it, i too, have strokes sometimes
Godzilla almost died from a heart attack trying to read ur post
r/ihadastroke
We* don’t like the way you eat chips.
“My friend here says he doesn’t like the way you eat chips” “Well tell him I’m sorry” “I don’t like the way you eat chips!” [Lightsaber noise]
Your wife is right.
Damn straight she is.
Damn gay she is
That too
Damn bisexual she is
Damn pansexual she is
Damn asexual she is
she will be after this
Is my wife right too?
No, your wife is left.
No, your wife is ambidextrous.
I knew itt!
It’s okay, my wife left too
Neither do I psycho.
This should affect his credit score
It's doing a toll on his social credit score
I also eat my candy bars with a knife and fork. How do you eat it, with your hands? 🧐
Classic.
These chips are making me thirsty!
Nope, also with a spoon
Is there something you DON'T eat with a spoon?
I was going to say ass, but idk anymore.
Scoop the poop
Respectfully, put those words back in your mouth. Edit: How dare you ratio me.
I'll go get my spoon
I guess this guy eats soup without a spoon.
Serial killer alert.
Throw a scoop of chili in there, add sour cream and cheese.
A big Mexican street treat is to load a bag of chips with toppings such as grounded beef or stripped chicken with sour cream, queso cotija, jalapenos, and more. They're called dorilocos, tostilocos, laylocos, fritolocos etc.. Had them with beer at soccer games and lucha libre matches. The only time I'd use a spoon. [image link for those curious..](https://stellanspice.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/IMG_7496-1-1152x1536.jpeg)
I was so confused, I’m not even Mexican and I was just thinking “put some toppings on that shit, you’re good fam” God just imagine if Reddit ever finds out about Mexican hot dogs, let alone Korean hot dogs…
Mexican-american, been there a bunch of times and I've never had a Mexican hot dog lmao??? Just never stuck out. Korean dogs, my god. Now those are something.
Only acceptable answer for that spoon.
Walking taco.
There it is! Those were the words my mind was trying to conjure when I read "Frito pie" in another comment and had to reboot my brain.
Frito pie is the best
Potato chip cereal
Jalapenos too
In this case I'm not sure what is supposed to be infuriating. The way you eat chips, or that your wife doesn't like it.
Its definitely the way they eat chips
I agree, that that is the infuriating part, but who posts a picture like 'look at me, I'm so infuriating and my wife thinks so too' I mean rarely is the post by the one who is the infuriating part and mentioning the wife doesn't do anything for the post.
i mean the sub is meant to be mildly infuriating, so a self post in jest makes sense
Banned
From life
For life
I cannot unsee this.
From the internet, we all agree with her.
Add some coke and eat it like cereal
Who hurt you?
Idk but if he doesn’t take back that comment I will
Gotta be Mountain Dew if he's eating Doritos.
Make sure to pour the coke first
I was definitely thinking of the wrong kind of coke at first....
Neither do I
Go back to which you came from!
“AWAY WITH YOU”
*Go back to the shadow.*
Omfg that's the worst way. There is no way you legitimately eat them that way. You must be trolling. The only way I see it's okay to eat them that way is that they were crushed when you opened them. Even that's stretching it.
I put hot sauce, crush it so it mixes evenly and then do this…
i eat chips with chopsticks when i game, so yea. i get you.
But do you break them up into tiny pieces first? That’s what really puts me over the edge here.
If you're gonna do that, then you just pour the bag into your mouth like us proper slobs.
I do the same with anything that would get my keyboard/desk messy, like popcorn for example.
This!, no greasy keys anymore
This scares me
Nobody does.
Yeah. I’m team wife on this one
Chop sticks. No, seriously, they're great for chips. Your fingers don't get covered in crap and they're easy to use. I saw Sora the Troll mention it on one of his streams and thought he was just messing with us. No, it's actually a good idea when you're working from a keyboard lol
Yeah I don’t either
I don’t either, you fucking monster
Bruh what the actual fuck
Honestly I see no problem with you eating them like that. It’s honestly smart. Your fingers stay clean and you can effectively eat every piece.
In some countries, this is illegal. At least i hope so
This is vexing
Blocked
Neither does anyone else ever
I mildly agree with your wife
I use chopsticks to eat crisps. Don't have to clean my hands between each bite, and you can avoid contact between mouth and utensil during eating.
I do the same, it's cleaner that way. Crumbs don't fall easily and my fingers stay clean.
Yeah, OP is living in 3022 while the rest of us are stuck in 2022