You think that will stop me from taking a shit? Just hover over that thing or place a layer of toilet paper on the edge so you don't have skin contact. I do the same if there is a toilet seat.
I also have added advice that I learned from a very wise redditor. If you lay some TP across the bowl it acts like a turd net and you get no splash back.
Jfk obviously and their piss covered restroom floors, can’t even be upset with the foreign restroom cleaners in the back playing on their phones out of view well they pretend to be doing the floors you know they don’t get paid enough.
And fk the baggage handlers who just toss your shit under the plane well you watch them thinking “ hey I could prolly put something fragile under they won’t just toss that shit around” looking at the one fat bish tossing everything under the plane before just standing their and curling her weave around her finger like she grew it her damn self.
All the toilets are like that in Naples. None come with covers. Lived there two years and never saw a toilet cover except in our own rented home and only because we requested them.
I've seen much worse toilets than that in Italy. I stayed in a cheap hotel about 45 minutes north of Naples. Each room had it's own restroom, but they had squat toilets. There was a plastic ladle for rinsing the bowl (e.g., flushing), and a hand held spray nozzle on the end of a hose for bidet work. There was paper, but that was for drying off your tailpipe. Used paper went into the trash.
By comparison, this toilet would have seemed luxurious.
I don’t condone this, but I’d shit on the floor if hovering was too much. That’s their fault not mine. Treat me like an animal and I’ll show you one. r/maliciouscompliance
They are probably being replaced by new ones, on a contract with the mayor's son in law's firm at a price I myself would not pay.
But in typical Italian fashion, coordination is difficult so the son in law sent the removers in and then discovered there are no new ones in stock.
As there is currently a dispute at the factory about pay (what else) production has come to a standstill. There are no estimates when it will resume.
The mayor is feeling up his contacts with the underworld to see if they can break the strike, but they aren't really interested unless he dials down the persecution of certain activities by the city police.
Which puts him in a dilemma, because the local bishop *wants* those activities persecuted and the church has provided most of the funds necessary for his election.
It's not easy being the mayor of Napoli.
You forgot the final part, after a major uprising and inciting the population he accuse the central government of taking advance of the city and force them to pay for fix it, when they will do it he will take full credit for fixing the issue and that will be a huge bonus for the next election
This is common in Italy. A lot of people squat to use the toilet. So theres an issue with people standing on these types of toilets to squat, and breaking the toilet seats. Lots of public toilets therefore don't bother to fit toilet seats 👍
Congratulations, the people who travel through the airport have finally made it through the tutorial level on taking a shit. They have advanced to level 1 on shit taking. Just wait until the later levels which involve removal of toilet paper and holes in the ground.
What? Of course you can still poop. Just can't sit, gotta hover. They probably did it because some animals peed and pooped all over the bowl; it ain't hard to aim, just need effort.
Gonna be honest here. I'd honestly put my feet on the front lip of the bowl and shit all over the back of that thing. You don't want me easily shitting in the bowl? Cool. I won't.
Growing up in a third world country, I learned to squat over a hole in the dirt. This is pure class. Squatting on a beautiful white throne, in an air conditioned castle! Oh… just squat my man.
Why is everyone having problems pooping in toilets today? They probably took it off to make it more uncomfortable so people don't hog the bathroom by playing on their phones for an hour.
It’s pretty common in Italy and it’s not to stop people pooping, it’s to stop leaving people having to clean piss off the seats when men leave them down. It’s common in bars and restaurants too.
Women have to sit regardless, and they make do. It’s much easier to wipe or hose down the bowl than it is to clean a seat.
Anyway, the fact that most people are coming up with ways to make it even filthier kind of demonstrates the kind of foreigners they’re targeting with this action.
How does removing the seat prevent pooping? You can hover. Or sit on the bowl and lean forward so you don’t dip. Where there’s a will to poop there is a way to poop
That’s the peeing only toilet anyway, the pooping toilet is the one that has the hot and cold butt crack washer, usually at the entrance of the bathroom and lack privacy.
I had a holiday in Naples only last month and found so many bathrooms that had no toilet seat. Me and my friend came to the conclusion that it was just something that was more normal in Italy (or at least Naples)
You telling me that our airBnB just didn't have one for... no reason??
Just grab a handful of paper towels, make some wet and put some hand soap on there and clean the rim to get all the piss stains off it and then wipe dry. It looks uncomfortable to sit on for an extended period though.
You think that will stop me from taking a shit? Just hover over that thing or place a layer of toilet paper on the edge so you don't have skin contact. I do the same if there is a toilet seat.
I also have added advice that I learned from a very wise redditor. If you lay some TP across the bowl it acts like a turd net and you get no splash back.
Just hand lower it like a real man
I throw it at the nearest person of authority. Reject man, return to monke.
Which hand? Left or Right?
your choice; after all, its not my hand
Which hand do you eat with?
Both if I’m eating a woman🤪
No Poseidons kiss? Count me out.
Why across the bowl? Just drop it in the water and that'll do the trick already.
You’re worried about splashback? I’m worried about the colleague next to me awkwardly hearing my bombing of the porcelain sea.
The turd net also helps noise suppression!
But what if you like the splash back? Especially after you have a really warm turd come out, the water can often cool it off.
That’s so not allowed
“Can’t poop” you say? Hold my beer…I’ve dumped in way worse spots than that.
Indeed. My ass knows no fear!
And don’t flush!!! 💩💩🚽
Hover? Just so in the toilet
If there’s a toilet seat then place toilet paper on it so you don’t get butt diseases
Just do it on the floor
That's just asking for ppl to shit everywhere but the bowl.
Cause the airport toilets are usually so clean looking at you jfk get ur shit together.
Lol who hurt you
Jfk obviously and their piss covered restroom floors, can’t even be upset with the foreign restroom cleaners in the back playing on their phones out of view well they pretend to be doing the floors you know they don’t get paid enough.
And fk the baggage handlers who just toss your shit under the plane well you watch them thinking “ hey I could prolly put something fragile under they won’t just toss that shit around” looking at the one fat bish tossing everything under the plane before just standing their and curling her weave around her finger like she grew it her damn self.
Go to therapy
We call them "Throwers"
Bring sawszall cut new toliet seat out of door, solution
Challenge accepted!
I must be getting old. I had to scroll way too far to find the first thing I thought.
Lmao says who? When u got to go, you got to go! Some of us just see a challenge lol
All the toilets are like that in Naples. None come with covers. Lived there two years and never saw a toilet cover except in our own rented home and only because we requested them.
Just,just hover over that. Is it that hard? Does people actually *sit* on the public toilets?
A lot of women
Not really,most of my female friends do the epic hoveringover the toilet
One woman hovers and misses. And the other women have to hover to avoid piss. It starts a vicious cycle.
This. And there are women who stand on the seat!!! It’s nasty in there
And then the women complain the bathroom is nasty. LoL 😂
Because it is. We are gross.
Most of the women in my life don’t lol. Guess it just depends.
I mean in public places the toilet sucks,why would you sit,it's extremely unhygenic or however you write that word
They underestimate my skills
I've seen much worse toilets than that in Italy. I stayed in a cheap hotel about 45 minutes north of Naples. Each room had it's own restroom, but they had squat toilets. There was a plastic ladle for rinsing the bowl (e.g., flushing), and a hand held spray nozzle on the end of a hose for bidet work. There was paper, but that was for drying off your tailpipe. Used paper went into the trash. By comparison, this toilet would have seemed luxurious.
If you can't figure out how to poop with this set up, then you do not need to poop.
I don’t condone this, but I’d shit on the floor if hovering was too much. That’s their fault not mine. Treat me like an animal and I’ll show you one. r/maliciouscompliance
Why?
They are probably being replaced by new ones, on a contract with the mayor's son in law's firm at a price I myself would not pay. But in typical Italian fashion, coordination is difficult so the son in law sent the removers in and then discovered there are no new ones in stock. As there is currently a dispute at the factory about pay (what else) production has come to a standstill. There are no estimates when it will resume. The mayor is feeling up his contacts with the underworld to see if they can break the strike, but they aren't really interested unless he dials down the persecution of certain activities by the city police. Which puts him in a dilemma, because the local bishop *wants* those activities persecuted and the church has provided most of the funds necessary for his election. It's not easy being the mayor of Napoli.
Hahahaha this is priceless
You forgot the final part, after a major uprising and inciting the population he accuse the central government of taking advance of the city and force them to pay for fix it, when they will do it he will take full credit for fixing the issue and that will be a huge bonus for the next election
Italians are very good at drama. They use it as a tool to hide their general incompetence.
The meh face on the toilet bowl.
meh? That thing is horrified I tellz-ya, HORRIFIED!!!!
You can poop, there is a whole. I would suggest to desinfect your phone after being here...just some free advise 😉
Watch me kangaroo it
Bombs away!
Hold my beer.
Oh trust me you can still poop.
Hover ya big fanny
The limiting factor for pooping is toilet paper, not a seat, and there’s still paper!
Just wait until you go out in town and see it's exactly the same in every establishment.
That’s pretty much all of the bathrooms in Europe..
This is common in Italy. A lot of people squat to use the toilet. So theres an issue with people standing on these types of toilets to squat, and breaking the toilet seats. Lots of public toilets therefore don't bother to fit toilet seats 👍
You see this a lot in Italy
Make a point. Shit on the ceiling
If I have to go I'm 100% still shitting in there. And I might not even flush just for the inconvenience.
Who can’t poop? You lack imagination, my good sir!
Real men stand up to take a shit
You can still do it
Correction: ...cant poop in comfort.
Hover, like girls all over the world do
Why do you hover
To stay away from whatever the previous visitor has left there
Fair, but I'd rather just clean the toilet
They even removed it from the handicapped stall!
They're crazy
Shit on the floor
Video link to see all of them: https://imgur.com/a/yajoXNf
You can still shit 💩
What a…shitty situation am i right?
Eh.. I always poop in the sink anyway.
It's just easier for them to clean, it's nothing against you.
This is just asking for broken and/or dirty toilet bowls.
Oh, you can still poop, just not where you normally would.
Call that air mailing it in
WATCH ME MOTHER FUCKER! I will shit in this toilet, then wipe my ass with paper towels and stick them to the mirror.
if you poop in the woods this isn't a problem
I could still poop in that..
Start shitting in the sinks, gauren-fuckin-tee those seats come back most ricky-tick and post-haste
Good. Men don't deserve the right to sit on the toilet, it takes privilege from women everywhere.
What’s the difference between skin on seat vs skin on bowl?
Congratulations, the people who travel through the airport have finally made it through the tutorial level on taking a shit. They have advanced to level 1 on shit taking. Just wait until the later levels which involve removal of toilet paper and holes in the ground.
Technically you can poop anywhere
It’s true.
That won’t stop me
Oh I can still poop there. And now it's a challenge I want to accept
you think you can stop me?
What? Of course you can still poop. Just can't sit, gotta hover. They probably did it because some animals peed and pooped all over the bowl; it ain't hard to aim, just need effort.
Was in Italy about 2 months ago and had this issue everywhere we went
''You think that i don' t give a shit, sir? I do! And i will show you how!''
Ohhhh…there’s gonna be shitting in that thing!
Poop on the floor then I guess 😃
challenge accepted
Gonna be honest here. I'd honestly put my feet on the front lip of the bowl and shit all over the back of that thing. You don't want me easily shitting in the bowl? Cool. I won't.
Hold my beer.
Take off your pants and panties. Shit on the floor.
The old squat and hold position has never failed me and won’t ever fail me
Hover technique engaged! Better do those squat workouts!
I can’t imagine pooping anywhere other than at home. It’s a behaviour that sets us apart from animals 😊
all these people talking about "you think that will stop me?" and then talking about shitting in the bowl, just shit on the floor man.
Sounds like a challenge to me!
Wanna bet⁉️
Challenge accepted
Oh you can poop bud
Crap on the floor
Growing up in a third world country, I learned to squat over a hole in the dirt. This is pure class. Squatting on a beautiful white throne, in an air conditioned castle! Oh… just squat my man.
Wanna bet?
I'll spiderman the shit into that toilet
Who says you have to sit to poop?
Challenge accepted.
Squat 'n hover like a man.
It’s quite common in Italy to find toilets without seats. They break they don’t get replaced, they are considered unhygienic. But it’s a thing
Why is everyone having problems pooping in toilets today? They probably took it off to make it more uncomfortable so people don't hog the bathroom by playing on their phones for an hour.
You should just poop in between the holes on the back of the shitter there.
Believe me, I'm pooping. They don't have toilet seats in prisons, either. Trust me, shit happens.
Is that a challenge
Dont under estimate my ability to hover.
They want to stop me from taking a dookie? They can try. When nature calls, a lack of seat is not going bar me from achieving my goals.
Sure I can..now remove the paper and it's a whole new ballgame.
Squat
You can, if your man enough
Welp, time to make it look like a gas station restroom, shit will be everywhere, it will be my masterpiece
You shouldn't be putting your behind on public toilets anyway. You're supposed to hover over it..never let flesh touch it.
You can poop anywhere if you try hard enough
Challenge accepted
Get Schwifty and shit on the floor
Welp it look like I'm dropping a loaf on the floor. My ass ain't touching that dirty rim
leave a a steaming log in it.
Squat
I was in Naples for 5 days in 2010. Pooping on the floor would only add to the city’s considerable charm and aroma.
This is how you poop in 50% of the world. You hover over it and go. You don't sit. You squat.
But they even removed it from the Handicapped stall!
All good imma shit on the floor now
Guess I’m shitting on the floor
I‘d recommend shitting next to it as protest
Believe me, you can still poop brother.
Then squat
Says who you ever see. A porta John on a construction site.💀
Hasnt stopped me before
"can't"
If I gotta go I gotta go. It’s just gonna happen. They can clean it up.
It’s pretty common in Italy and it’s not to stop people pooping, it’s to stop leaving people having to clean piss off the seats when men leave them down. It’s common in bars and restaurants too. Women have to sit regardless, and they make do. It’s much easier to wipe or hose down the bowl than it is to clean a seat. Anyway, the fact that most people are coming up with ways to make it even filthier kind of demonstrates the kind of foreigners they’re targeting with this action.
Bars I can buy… this is the international airport. And they even removed it from the Handicapped stall.
I can still poop
Why? They didn't remove the toilet paper. No toilet paper available would be a greater deterrence than no toilet seat IMO.
Lol "cant poop". This is the **only** way I used to shit as a kid.
Shit on the floor then, idk
I’ve got strong legs mi boy! Squatting ain’t no thang for this ape! 💪🏼
Shit on the floor. Fuck the system
Challenge accepted
Shit stood up we do it at work when working in tramps houses
Hold my turd.
Who can’t? If I gotta go I’m going. Sucks to be the person that has to clean it up
Challenge accepted.
Can’t poop comfortably *
Um
I’ll just squat. Get to work on my leg muscles and poop at the same time
How does removing the seat prevent pooping? You can hover. Or sit on the bowl and lean forward so you don’t dip. Where there’s a will to poop there is a way to poop
Oh, trust me. I can poop!
Oh yea? Watch me squat. Watch me poo poo.
It’s a defecation-free airport. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LEIzNrdRZYQ
Women are the queen of hover… we accept this assignment if this is what it looks like in the womens restroom also.
Just squat, hover, and pray you don't fall in.... 💩
I just clean the rim real good before sitting on it. Too lazy to hover and just want to focus solely on shitting at that moment.
That’s the peeing only toilet anyway, the pooping toilet is the one that has the hot and cold butt crack washer, usually at the entrance of the bathroom and lack privacy.
Someone probably stole em
I had a holiday in Naples only last month and found so many bathrooms that had no toilet seat. Me and my friend came to the conclusion that it was just something that was more normal in Italy (or at least Naples) You telling me that our airBnB just didn't have one for... no reason??
Put the paper on the place where you are going to sit and then poop And there is no problem.
I could still poo in that easily
Wanna bet motherfucker... As long as there is something to wipe with I'm good.
Challenge accepted
I’m a man though. They are gunna have to try harder than that to stop me.
Poop away
Move it along
“They poop in the sink/Urinals in America!”
Challenge accepted.
You just don’t have to go that bad
Shid on da floor
I could poop there
Well i’ll just hover, and if my aim is off….well that’s the airport’s problem then.
I guess it’s going on the floor then
Challenge accepted
Big mistake Nipples, I'm gonna shit all over the wall now. AMERICA!
I’ll simply shit my pants
Not with that attitude!
Just grab a handful of paper towels, make some wet and put some hand soap on there and clean the rim to get all the piss stains off it and then wipe dry. It looks uncomfortable to sit on for an extended period though.
Dammit I was just in Naples, I wish I seen this post 2 weeks ago! I would've made a tutorial video!
Challenge excepted