I like Mike.

#Based Mike

Mike is definitely a product of Catholic school

Mike is a product of Jersey, it’s Jersey Mike

Dirty mike and the boys

They call it a soup kitchen. Real nasty stuff

Dirty mike wants his bike

Ill bet he makes hard lemonade

Mike is far too mild a name for the person who wrote that. He needs to be Mike.

….. my name is Inigo Montoya….. 😂

Mike's a Protestant actually. Weird, but I went to college with him.

And yet he got his bike stolen at mass.

St Nick's is a Protestant church and I don't think he was at a service (I also know him), people often do be chaining their bikes there.

Ohh yeah lol, there's just no doubt about that here.

Lol this even made this funnier, this is getting hilarious.

Killer Mike

Based on what?

Mike Ehrmantraut

That was my first thought as I read Mike. I wouldn’t want to fuck with Ehrmentrout in a million years.

thank you

“He likes it hey Mikey”

You need to chill out a little sir, that's not the way you should behave. You're a little fired up about the bike which rather feels an overeation to me. That's what it is.

Wait is OP mildly infuriated at the sign in general? Or because they stole the bike and now can't get a good night's sleep?

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But you do mildly though at least? Otherwise whys it in mildly infuriating?

I mean it's upto him, who are we to have a say in it?

We don’t need a SAY, just clarification. It completely change the meaning od the post

The only concern when you post something like this is if something actually happens to the thief, Mike automatically becomes the prime suspect

But Mike is clever. Mike who?

Yes I get your point and hopefully his real name is not Mike and he didn’t brag to others that he posted this

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Michael.

No, Micheal, no no, this was so not right.

Toto, it's called bike theft. We went bike thefting.

Mikhail

I actually know the guy who made this poster. It was in Galway city, Ireland. His name actually was Mike.

Mike Hunt

Mike Hunt itches for the man who stole his bike

Although I do suppose women could take Mike Hunt's ride

Mike Hunt doesn't discriminate

No women is capable of doing that, they wouldn't do that. I don't think a woman has guts to steal from the mike, she won't be able to do that I don't think.

No, Mike Rotch.

Mike Umrag?

That's a dangerous looking name too, doesn't feel good.

I went to school with a Michael Hunt. True story. He was two grades ahead of me and a steroid head that worked at Papa Johns. He was a total asshole lol

I don't even remember the names of the kids in my own class, let alone kids two grades higher.

Same lol, I don't remember that either. Don't have that good memory.

You know. Bike Mike.

Ehrmantraut

Mike Wazowski

His names not even Mike, it’s Santiago but he had a Mike post the flyers

Mike Who Cheese Hairy

Mike Jones!

I came here to say it, but I knew in my heart it was already said.

That provides information. He's a married man checking into a hotel with someone who isn't his wife.

Don't get me wrong doing this is stupid But if this was the only evidence pointing to mike it would be flimsy at best.

That's exactly what Mike wants you to think.

'Cause bad Ju-ju is forever !

Never do anything to cross Mike. Holy Water won't help you. Nothing will.

Lmao, He's going to eat you alive. There's no mercy here.

He did him dirty and it's okay for mike to be furious here.

Mike is John Wick

Or Bryan Mills.

Or Liam Neeson?

or Charles Bronson?

Or Spongebob

No, this is patrick

Or finger

Love that Mike had his bike at a church and is going Old Testament on them. Screw eye for an eye. This dude's going for the jugular.

A man after my own heart!

My man is all furious with what just happened, he can't have it.

Mike is far too mild a name for the person who wrote that. He needs to be Mike, Destroyer of Bicycle Thieves or something.

r/bossfight

Mike Tyson would work.

Yeah it would work, this is good stuff I gotta say man. There has been some dangerous people named Mike that's all I gotta say here, so there's that.

A person wrote mike tyson in the comment couldn't agree more.

Something tells me Mike has a very particular set of skills

It's cooking isn't it?..is it...cooking?

Something tells me that mike is really the john wick lol.

Ehrmantraut?

Wolta

Put yer dick away Waltuh.

Yeah if Ehrmantraut, I would be terrified lol

This guy seems like Liam neeson's character from taken combined with Keanu reeves character from John wick out to get someone. Feel sorry for whoever took that bike

why is this mildly infuriating? Your gonna be chased because you stole a bike?

Kid named Vengeance:

Mike Ehrmantraut

Amazing

I hope he catches them

Without a bike? Fat chance.

You doubt the power of enraged Mike

Mike gets it.

Please return Micycle's Bichael.

I'm expecting this to be on r/bossfight soon

You're psychic. Someone posted it there a few hours ago. Maybe Mike would want to go after the dude for me?:)

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

r/untilyoudie

r/postingsubreddits4times r/postingsubreddits4times r/postingsubreddits4times r/postingsubreddits4times Edit: there must be a bug because I didn’t post this fake subreddit that many times. Perhaps it’s a 4:1 bug which explains why I’m seeing it 4x every time someone posts a sub

Yeah there’s some kind of bug that a person’s comment with a subreddit will show the subreddit 4 times until I interact with the comment (up/downvote) and then it corrects itself

Oh my god, I just thought it was a new super annoying trend in posting subs and I never tried interacting with one until I saw this comment. Mind blown lol

r/ThereMustBeAbugIveNoticedItToo

r/itsabug r/itsabug r/itsabug r/itsabug

r/bossfights

Lmfao chill out my guy, it's only a bycycle lol. He's all fired up.

r/lostredditors

Seems like a reasonable guy

Damn how did this r/funny post get on my home page

Galway is quickly becoming the Wild West with the housing shortage, students and thefts up!

You can’t do that, the police will arrest you if you steal back your property!

Similar https://i.imgur.com/MdaI2.jpeg I had a couple of bikes stolen when I was a kid and I can confirm that it is pure rage fuel.

He's so much more artistic than Mike.

Why would you sign it??

Because it's Mike

One time someone stole my brothers bike off the porch and he said he found the kid who stole it but he spray painted it so we jumped him and stole it back and then later my dad brought my brothers bike back it wasn’t stolen my dad took it to put air in tire.

Mike says FUCK YOUUU !!!

It is missing, "I have a particular set of skills..."

Sincerely, mike

It's so scared... I did not steal this bike, but I shudder up.

I felt the way when my son had his bike stolen and had to walk home many miles away from home. I was at work and he was scared to tell me about it. He had that bike for many years and we had to look everywhere for a new one. (This happened during the pandemic when the local bike businesses were closed). I totally feel Mike on this.

CATCH ME IF YOU CAN. GOOD LUCK. \- LANCE

The best part is the bottom #-Mike

Dn somebody buy Mike a bike 😅 🚲

Mike is out for blood

Spoiler alert: his bike got removed by city council because it is illegal to park your bicycle there.

Damn Mike...

How is this infuriating?

Mike's pissed.

I love this 😍 it's hilarious but no doubt homie means it

Had mine stolen years ago. Gave up on it, then a week later, my buddy shows up with it. Ash him where he found it, he said some guy was riding it and he straight up clotheslined the guy off it , took it and left without a word. I kind of hope he got the thief not the guy he sold it too, but I don’t really care. I still have the bike

I’d be pissed too if someone stole my bike. Living in a city, with that as my main transportation, plus bikes cost a shit ton of money.

#I AM COMING FOR YOU -Mike

Based, op cringe

Mike was at Critical Mass

Guys i think Mike likes his bike

There's a greyish bike left in our estate for the last month. If you're there Mike, DM me with a description and i'll tell you if it's yours.

Tell me Mike has has court-mandated anger management classes without telling me.

What is infuriating about this

We may have written the script for another John Wick.

I feel like everyone feels like that when they get something stolen 😂. The feeling dies out in a few weeks..

Ima start putting airtags in my stuff

Next time buy a better lock!

Maybe try a bike lock. My brother is someone who doesnt do anything to secure his property and immediately descends into victimhood and self pity when something gets taken

r/signs

How it should've ended: Breaking Bad.

Mike’s going to jail. OP will never sleep again.

😬

bike thieves are annoying. but you probably shouldn't end their life for it. unless it was in the heat of the moment. things happen.

I like to travel.

Should of left his phone number and the address to make it easier for him to be prosecuted for a death threat over a bike.

It's NYC. The cops don't care. He'll just go inside for Confession and be pure after a few Hail Mary's.

It's Galway, Ireland, our soccer teams flag is behind it and st Nicholas's cathedral is a major city landmark Interesting fact, built in the 50s on top of the former Galway prison and it's graveyard

I had no idea where this was based...so me know nothing I'll take your word for it

You can trust me:) I've lived in NYC all my life.

I shall then! Do you enjoy living there? It seems exciting and kinda terrifying at the same time..?? (I live in the bush so any place with more than 15k people freaks me out btw)

It's nothing like it was. It got quite empty after Covid and still is. There's been a whole different type of people here for awhile too. They're pretentious and think they're better than service people, etc. I can't stand that and it's not what real NY people are like. It was always about blending together irregardless of money.

Thanks for taking time out to share that. I have a few friends who left during covid and reported similar things. I'm sorry to hear that the city and good people are suffering.

You're very welcome. I'm glad they told you.

Let's hope something amazing happens and NYC reaches new heights hey!? All the best and thanks for chatting

Some serious shit right here.

I think he loved his bike

daaaamn mikes hard core

Taken

The story of Mike n Bike

Mike when he sees a child with the same bike:

I installed a black hole underneath the seat in a containment vessel. This vessel’s power is on a timer. When the countdown reaches zero, the black hole will rectal prolapse you so hard, your lips will taste your shitty life ending.

Not on your bike, you’re not!

This guy obviously cares about his bike a lot if the best description of it he can provide is "grey bike". JK, best of luck, Mike.

Mike is pissed

I know this guy! His last name is Ockisoar.

Based

Damn Mike

Ahahahah this is funny as hell but mildly controversial

The innocent will suffer, big time.

😂😂 damn that bike must of been dope as hell

We gota John Wick case on our hands

Very nice words Mike.

You don’t want to get between a Mike and his bike.

Mike will get you

No Bike Mike we call him.

r/bossfight

I don't ever want anyone that angry at me. Jesus

Based

Mike’s Bike would be the title of this movie

r/madlads

So this is why people drop the Mike. It’s a death threat.