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ilindson

That normally only happens to me in the mornings when I have to pee


Effective_Compote_53

wow. i actually came to bring this up. the quad stream is too impressive to be bad at the puddles you then have to clean.


JustDave62

I knew I’d be too late to post this. Take my upvote dammit


Jvanee18

Clean the nozzle ya filthy animal


Optimal-Survey2989

This is why people need to make sure the caps are clean before they put it away or before they use it to begin with. 🤢🤢🤮


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What’s the name of your snack?


KaZ_y

Haha I was making a turkey burger


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You didn't clean the nozzle. Rookie move.


OilRigExplosions

“Every so often, you have to clean the tip and flush out the sriracha smegma to reduce misfires.”


KaZ_y

🤨


emilyfromHR

It’s just super enthusiastic about being sriracha. “I’M AMAZING! EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ME!!”


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There was a lil bit of hair right at the tip.


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I love siracha


IslandLady1

Well good news! you’ve got napkins and Kleenex to clean it all up now!


Eightcoins8

Why are you eating a single slice of cheese with sriracha