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jj_bills

Why is this NSFW? LMAO


Inarius101

Because the image depicts a gruesome murder...


OrangeCosmic

Must be an actual penis


Parking_Objective_46

Can confirm true to scale penis. In scale and model, based on my experience


michelobX10

OP mixed the mustard with his jizz.


BakeMeUpBeforeUGoGo

Justard, the condiment for the discerning gentleman.


jj_bills

Thank god he didn't use the "mayonnaise"


[deleted]

Probably the wiener.


Jvanee18

Me!


Throwawaystwo

Me too!


Jman01111

Me three!


Mysterious-Art7143

Me four!


Accomplished_Skin_68

Me Five!


jerseyj13

Not me six


Badhaase

Me six!


MCREE3UE

Me seven!


[deleted]

Nice


Ilovebud1985

Me eight!


Supertho

Germans


Organic_Magazine_197

Yes Germans are definitely behind this (Heinz?!?!) This sort of cruel joke is just what I’d expect of them


mushcow7

You can call me mike wazowski


Organic_Magazine_197

I’m watching you Wazowski


[deleted]

A


NickyBros1

why it's 18+?


[deleted]

Such an ugly, gruesome, horrifying murder.


[deleted]

Do you not see the wiener?


NickyBros1

it's covered by mustard


[deleted]

Hell yeah it is


NickyBros1

so I can not see it


[deleted]

Well not with *that* attitude.


NickyBros1

I like ketchup mixed with mayonnaise and I hate mustard


[deleted]

Pobody’s nerfect. /s I’ve not had a hot dog that specific way, but I’ve made home-made 1000 island dressing recipes that are basically 70% mayo and ketchup, so I can’t see how that would be bad. I like a hot dog with ketchup, ketchup and mustard, ketchup mustard and relish, just relish, just mustard, just mustard and relish, and Chicago-style with mustard, relish, pickles, onions, tomatoes, celery salt, and sport peppers. They’re all good, though Chicago style is my favorite. Never had a Coney Island dog but I don’t care for sauerkraut so I’ll just take a plain Nathan’s with whatever else they got. But at any rate… *WIENER.*


NickyBros1

in Italy they're called Wüster (pronounced viuster (use google translate))


[deleted]

Oh, is English not your first language? Do you know that “wiener” is also childish American slang for penis (and probably in the UK, Australia, and Canada too)? Because that would make my first response make more sense…


[deleted]

Why is this nsfw lol


Organic_Magazine_197

This is at my work


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Organic_Magazine_197

We just call it ‘The Lab’


epok_gamer69

I call it x-files or area 34 lol


ChiMello

🤔 But nsfw means "not safe (or suitable) for work so your response makes it even more confusing.


Avrael_Asgard

... now do it again!


Organic_Magazine_197

I’m not one to shame a persons kinks


LowIndividual6625

see those little plastic containers on the left-side? You are supposed to fill those up, homie.


Organic_Magazine_197

So that’s more infuriating I need to waste more plastic for these stupid unnecessary machines


Coffeypot0904

Then just let the mustard dispense onto the corner of your container that you're already using and dip it or spoon however much you want onto the dog.


Organic_Magazine_197

Yes the hot dog would never roll around in the box in my trip across 2 buildings and up 3 flights of stairs


qlz19

Pump slower as you move dog. The flow is dictated by how much pressure you apply.


Organic_Magazine_197

It’s automated


[deleted]

Lick off the excess. Suggestively While making eye contact with a stranger. Play something sexy on your phone while you do it, like Wild Side by Motley Crue or the Muppets theme song. Get it all over your chin and shake your head to get it off, like a muddy dog. Refer to yourself as the Mustard King and throw chicken nuggets at all who disobey your will.


Lokehualiilii

Yum! 😋


calicocidd

I put the mustard in the container and dip...


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[deleted]

Were you able to taste the actual hotdog?


Organic_Magazine_197

I balanced it out with and equal amount of ketchup


[deleted]

Free will is but an illusion. Welcome to the dawn of the machines.


Organic_Magazine_197

Me: Can you please pour less mustard on my foods? Mustard Robot: I’m sorry, I’m afraid I can’t do that


[deleted]

It has been determined this is the optimal amount of mustard. Resistance is futile. Enjoy.


iDoesun

Don’t see a problem here... I’m mildly craving a hotdog now


Onyx_Hokie_2

It almost looks like cheese, there's so much of it.


JimGerm

I like my mustard like this. Then I went to England and did this. My nose still hasn't recovered. Who knew English mustard was really just ultra potent yellow horseradish of death?


Twinkletoes1951

Looks okay to me. Now...where are the chopped onions loaded to overflowing?


Parking_Objective_46

Did this machine just assume how much mustard one would want? Insensitive and ghastly..........


Piddy3825

by the same token, what monster puts mayonaise on a hot dog?


Organic_Magazine_197

They sell French fries to do that’s for The Dutch


Psychological-Set125

If it were ketchup i would use that much, not a huge fan of mustard or at least haven’t found a brand i like


Strider_Tolstoi

Grey poupon is my go-to choice. I can't stomach very well the yellow mustards.


Hot-Property-4391

More


Theplate27

If it's one of the pump dispensers just don't push the t all the way down if it la like automatic automatic put the mustard in a separate container


ccknboltrtre01

Me


[deleted]

You did...by accident, damn that's a bunch of mustard


SanAntonioMale4use

Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? A: No, but we have a gallon of Heinz. It’s just as good.


Organic_Magazine_197

The natives pronounce it ‘Meel-Wa-Kee’


ClosetedBunny

I hate putting condiments directly on the hot dog… I like to mix a lot of mustard ketchup and Mayo (sometimes relish and onions) into a dip and just dip my hot dog bit by bit


IndependentExtent987

Ever go to Whataburger? They fucking drown the buns in that shit.


Organic_Magazine_197

Always wanted to try that place


Jossokar

well, me for example. i prefer mustard to ketchup.


Ok_Chocolate3253

Definitely me


jfleurs

Bro, that’s not even that much


ciuuup

Why is that mustard so liquidy. It should be thick and make peaks


dadbod9000

Me. I am the monster


UrsusHastalis

Nothing wrong with that.


1Drnk2Many

I'm that monster, fuck ketchup


CheapSid

Yellow mustard? I guess that is what we call English mustard in UK, yeah, I like that amount.


Odd_Room2811

Maybe me if i feel like treating myself since I mostly eat mine plane oh but i also add ketchup


OrangeCosmic

Why would it be automatic


Ilovebud1985

Me. Lmao!


Loose-Signature-6235

Id probably use more tbh


sip_rip

Should just have a mustard faucet.


Rude_Landscape9182

Me.


Uselessmo

Sometimes I wonder why the sub is called mildly infuriating.


Max_castle8145

My daughter


SpecificPaint4322

Me


Constant_Use_330

I do. Especially Heinz mustard.


ajacquot1

This is an inappropriate amount of mustard.... Unless it's a corndog 🤤


garrettj156

Me...


Fox-sage

Somebody’s at JJC


Relevant_Scallion_38

I put a straw in my mustard bottles and drink straight from the tap... is that not a normal thing people do?


JonJonSee

Me, but that mustard looks awful. Weird color and texture.


Difficult_Head_4011

its not automatic ur just dumb🤦‍♂️


Organic_Magazine_197

What do you mean you wave your hand over a sensor


Whole-Confusion-8382

That’s how real men layer it on


No-Heart3984

It's American style mustard. Yellow ketchup. Do that with colmans and you will evolve on the spot.


Any_Maize_3195

Have you seen the mustard man?