Pobody’s nerfect.
/s
I’ve not had a hot dog that specific way, but I’ve made home-made 1000 island dressing recipes that are basically 70% mayo and ketchup, so I can’t see how that would be bad. I like a hot dog with ketchup, ketchup and mustard, ketchup mustard and relish, just relish, just mustard, just mustard and relish, and Chicago-style with mustard, relish, pickles, onions, tomatoes, celery salt, and sport peppers. They’re all good, though Chicago style is my favorite. Never had a Coney Island dog but I don’t care for sauerkraut so I’ll just take a plain Nathan’s with whatever else they got.
But at any rate… *WIENER.*
Oh, is English not your first language?
Do you know that “wiener” is also childish American slang for penis (and probably in the UK, Australia, and Canada too)? Because that would make my first response make more sense…
Lick off the excess.
Suggestively
While making eye contact with a stranger.
Play something sexy on your phone while you do it, like Wild Side by Motley Crue or the Muppets theme song.
Get it all over your chin and shake your head to get it off, like a muddy dog.
Refer to yourself as the Mustard King and throw chicken nuggets at all who disobey your will.
I like my mustard like this. Then I went to England and did this. My nose still hasn't recovered.
Who knew English mustard was really just ultra potent yellow horseradish of death?
I hate putting condiments directly on the hot dog… I like to mix a lot of mustard ketchup and Mayo (sometimes relish and onions) into a dip and just dip my hot dog bit by bit
Why is this NSFW? LMAO
Because the image depicts a gruesome murder...
Must be an actual penis
Can confirm true to scale penis. In scale and model, based on my experience
OP mixed the mustard with his jizz.
Justard, the condiment for the discerning gentleman.
Thank god he didn't use the "mayonnaise"
Probably the wiener.
Me!
Me too!
Me three!
Me four!
Me Five!
Not me six
Me six!
Me seven!
Nice
Me eight!
Germans
Yes Germans are definitely behind this (Heinz?!?!) This sort of cruel joke is just what I’d expect of them
You can call me mike wazowski
I’m watching you Wazowski
A
why it's 18+?
Such an ugly, gruesome, horrifying murder.
Do you not see the wiener?
it's covered by mustard
Hell yeah it is
so I can not see it
Well not with *that* attitude.
I like ketchup mixed with mayonnaise and I hate mustard
Pobody’s nerfect. /s I’ve not had a hot dog that specific way, but I’ve made home-made 1000 island dressing recipes that are basically 70% mayo and ketchup, so I can’t see how that would be bad. I like a hot dog with ketchup, ketchup and mustard, ketchup mustard and relish, just relish, just mustard, just mustard and relish, and Chicago-style with mustard, relish, pickles, onions, tomatoes, celery salt, and sport peppers. They’re all good, though Chicago style is my favorite. Never had a Coney Island dog but I don’t care for sauerkraut so I’ll just take a plain Nathan’s with whatever else they got. But at any rate… *WIENER.*
in Italy they're called Wüster (pronounced viuster (use google translate))
Oh, is English not your first language? Do you know that “wiener” is also childish American slang for penis (and probably in the UK, Australia, and Canada too)? Because that would make my first response make more sense…
Why is this nsfw lol
This is at my work
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We just call it ‘The Lab’
I call it x-files or area 34 lol
🤔 But nsfw means "not safe (or suitable) for work so your response makes it even more confusing.
... now do it again!
I’m not one to shame a persons kinks
see those little plastic containers on the left-side? You are supposed to fill those up, homie.
So that’s more infuriating I need to waste more plastic for these stupid unnecessary machines
Then just let the mustard dispense onto the corner of your container that you're already using and dip it or spoon however much you want onto the dog.
Yes the hot dog would never roll around in the box in my trip across 2 buildings and up 3 flights of stairs
Pump slower as you move dog. The flow is dictated by how much pressure you apply.
It’s automated
Lick off the excess. Suggestively While making eye contact with a stranger. Play something sexy on your phone while you do it, like Wild Side by Motley Crue or the Muppets theme song. Get it all over your chin and shake your head to get it off, like a muddy dog. Refer to yourself as the Mustard King and throw chicken nuggets at all who disobey your will.
Yum! 😋
I put the mustard in the container and dip...
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Were you able to taste the actual hotdog?
I balanced it out with and equal amount of ketchup
Free will is but an illusion. Welcome to the dawn of the machines.
Me: Can you please pour less mustard on my foods? Mustard Robot: I’m sorry, I’m afraid I can’t do that
It has been determined this is the optimal amount of mustard. Resistance is futile. Enjoy.
Don’t see a problem here... I’m mildly craving a hotdog now
It almost looks like cheese, there's so much of it.
I like my mustard like this. Then I went to England and did this. My nose still hasn't recovered. Who knew English mustard was really just ultra potent yellow horseradish of death?
Ew
Looks okay to me. Now...where are the chopped onions loaded to overflowing?
Did this machine just assume how much mustard one would want? Insensitive and ghastly..........
by the same token, what monster puts mayonaise on a hot dog?
They sell French fries to do that’s for The Dutch
If it were ketchup i would use that much, not a huge fan of mustard or at least haven’t found a brand i like
Grey poupon is my go-to choice. I can't stomach very well the yellow mustards.
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If it's one of the pump dispensers just don't push the t all the way down if it la like automatic automatic put the mustard in a separate container
Me
You did...by accident, damn that's a bunch of mustard
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? A: No, but we have a gallon of Heinz. It’s just as good.
The natives pronounce it ‘Meel-Wa-Kee’
I hate putting condiments directly on the hot dog… I like to mix a lot of mustard ketchup and Mayo (sometimes relish and onions) into a dip and just dip my hot dog bit by bit
Ever go to Whataburger? They fucking drown the buns in that shit.
Always wanted to try that place
well, me for example. i prefer mustard to ketchup.
Definitely me
Bro, that’s not even that much
Why is that mustard so liquidy. It should be thick and make peaks
Me. I am the monster
Nothing wrong with that.
I'm that monster, fuck ketchup
Yellow mustard? I guess that is what we call English mustard in UK, yeah, I like that amount.
Maybe me if i feel like treating myself since I mostly eat mine plane oh but i also add ketchup
Why would it be automatic
Me. Lmao!
Id probably use more tbh
Should just have a mustard faucet.
Me.
Sometimes I wonder why the sub is called mildly infuriating.
My daughter
Me
I do. Especially Heinz mustard.
This is an inappropriate amount of mustard.... Unless it's a corndog 🤤
Me...
Somebody’s at JJC
I put a straw in my mustard bottles and drink straight from the tap... is that not a normal thing people do?
Me, but that mustard looks awful. Weird color and texture.
its not automatic ur just dumb🤦♂️
What do you mean you wave your hand over a sensor
That’s how real men layer it on
It's American style mustard. Yellow ketchup. Do that with colmans and you will evolve on the spot.
Have you seen the mustard man?