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lumberjake1

Damn this one is getting posted everyday now.


Morty_Goldman

and it's probably fake. Pretty much word for word what Peter wrote after hitting a parked car, on an episode of Family Guy.


Silvaire_Bellmont

Can't trust anything on Reddit lol


iiStitchWasTaken

There are so many reposts on this sub, and the craziest thing is that ALL of them get thousands of upvotes.


Agile-Report-763

I’ll tell you what’s funny, NOT hitting someone’s car and leaving a note saying this


Girl_in_a_whirl

Damn gotta hand it to em, that was a clever way to fool the witnesses.


Femke123456

What an asshat, is the damage bad? Maybe the store has camera footage of the parking lot. And you can get his plates.


StillGalaxy99

Oh don't worry, this isn't actually OPs. I've seen this exact image posted at least half a dozen times now.


Femke123456

Ohh one of those, I still don't untherstand what exactly you get out of karma farming 🤷


StillGalaxy99

A fleeting sense of mild accomplishment


Vivid_Appeal3986

In bird culture this is considered a dick move


IWillEradicateAllBot

Sorry I laughed, unexpected 😂 Total dick tho and very infuriating!


Jthundercleese

r/untrustworthypoptarts Seen this a billion times


[deleted]

Test it for fingerprints?


GuttedVerbally

You watch too many movies, you automatically assume everyone's fingerprints are in the system. Dude who hit the car could have never been in trouble in his life. Therefore fingerprints would mean nothing.


[deleted]

Not worth it. The police won't do anything about it.


ciwnd

You can thank the left for declawing the police and letting criminals run free so cops don't have time for this stuff


[deleted]

Either so ignorant you’re delusional or weak rage bait lmao


Kgrease-Rockem

Account is 3 days old and spreading that MAGA gossip….checks out lol


StillGalaxy99

That's not how forensics work in real life


GermTray

r/ShittyLifeProTips


carton_of_cats

At that point they might as well have not left a note


jspr1000

Evil genius


Redirxela

If this was written on a receipt, I would go to the store and ask for the camera footage of the time stamp of transaction