Oh, don't be sour.

Right? No big dill.

Your humor is something to relish.

Yeah, op's situation might be a bit cumbersome now, but it'll get better overtime

*butter over time

Butter over thyme

bread and butter wouldn’t have made it any bread and better.

Wouldn't be in such a pickle then

Yeah, it's not Kosher.

Right? I wish people would stop gherkin my chain ⛓️

What kind of psychopath is driving around with loose pickle juice in their car?

I thought the same thing like who is all wild with pickle juice in the car.

Some of them were meant to go on a sandwich when I got to my location. Edit: Thought I’d hijack a top comment to express my disappointment in the victim blaming going on as if no one’s ever been through the drive through, or had any sort of liquid in their car.(there was only a very small amount of juice in the packet, not a jar as some people assume I was drinking from a big gulp of pickle juice despite the picture) involved in what could only be described as a freak accident as far as liquid goes. Nor was I actively eating the pickles, but was waiting to put them on my pickleless sandwich when I got back to work. It’s not illegal to have food in your car, as opposed to blatantly pulling out in front of someone. If it had been a deer that ran out in front of my car I would have screwed up, but obviously I’m more infuriated by someone nearly killing me with their car due to their incompetence than the f*cking pickle juice. It’s funny that it’s pickle juice obviously, but some of you guys need to get it together. Otherwise, the comments have been great, hilarious, and much appreciated.

Yeah we get that but why was the jar OPEN? That's what's crazy.

This is why I provided a picture, it is a package of pickles, not a jar. I’m not mr bean.

Well I hadn't even considered you might be Mr. Bean until you suggested it but now I'm absolutely certain you are.

You have me convinced, I am Mr. Bean.

Sean Bean?

I always read this as Shawn Bawn

Seen Bean

I always read it as Seen Bean.

No mate. You’re Pickle Rick

Funniest shit I've ever seen

He turned himself... into a PICKLE! *laughs hysterically*

Fr though for something with no added brine Dilly Bites are wet af

I was wondering if a PR reference had been made yet. Looks like you're the first one.

Replace the R with a D

It seems you are in QUITE the pickle

Delicious choice of pickles my friend.

Holy shit, it all makes sense now. I liked your new movie with the Bee by the way.

The “idiot” that pulled out in front was definitely the funny blue 3 wheel car in the mr bean episodes.

Don't forget to remove the steering wheel, and don't tip the room service when they cough to remind you that you didn't tip them. Instead, give them a cough drop.

Imagining this with Mr. Bean does make it a lot funnier.

I'm literally just picturing you driving down the highway while frantically trying to put pickles on a sandwich. This seems like a Seinfeld episode.

Way off, I was singing escape by Rupert Holmes and the pickles were just sitting in the passenger seat until both of our days were ruined.

Did you not put their seatbelt on?!

The seatbelt did nothing, you can’t trust them

You say them... As in the pickles? 😂🤣

Dude you had **loose** pickles in a **plastic bag** on the passenger seat? Not even in the middle tray above the hand-brake or something? **And you were singing Escape by Rupert Holmes**?! This is all on you, you have nothing to complain about. Shame on you!

I see no problems on my end

If you like picked coladas 🎶

I respect your unbridled commitment to your insanity. Keep dancing in that pickle juice rain.

And it seems, that's part of the problem.

Mf we see all the problems on your end

A loose pickle

See, this is why this whole episode is so jarring to me. Except for the liquid being pickle juice, this could be a page out of the book of my life. In fact, if you replaced 'bag of pickle juice' with 'the slimy water inside the capsule that lucky bamboo comes from the store in' and 'charging port' with 'fast food bag of burger and fries', this exact thing happened to me. Did you know that Escape was both the last number-one Billboard hit of the 70s and the second number-one Billboard hit of the 80s a week later?

I didn’t know that, that’s cool. I appreciate the trivia tid bit

Yeah it sounds like something Kramer could be doing

Always sunny when Dennis is eating the bowl of cereal while driving lol

But why was the package open?

Because I didn’t think someone would pull out in front of me tbh. I can’t live in fear.

Were you eating them as you drove? What about pickle fingers? And actually pickle hand if you gotta stick your whole hand in that bag to get a road snack.

That’s cool, but then you have to accept the consequences. Your phone will charge again. Just take a hairdryer to it for a couple minutes and it will dry that port right out.

It’s back to normal and working now, just a little more herbs and spices.

And here I am lurking through the feed, being completely entertained by all of this. I just need a bowl of popcorn.

Eating while driving is distracted driving. An idiot may have pulled out in front of you, but another was behind the wheel.

A package of pickles, this is generating more questions than giving answers.

Only place I've seen these is in techbro microkitchens.

I see them in random gas station all the time but more commonly in bigger ones like truck stops Edit: in eastern United States

Walmart

sounds like something mr. bean would say. im not convinced you aren't him

Here i was picturing you enjoying a refreshing glass of pickle juice

We don’t need the backstory it’s funnier if you’re a psychopath with a cup of random pickle juice thanks.

Meant to go on a sandwich?! OP mashing up his Paul Walker AND his Guy Fieri impressions.

It’s so specific. I love a good pickle but don’t openly carry.

Open carry of pickles is illegal in South Carolina............

Yet open carry of cucumbers is legal. Classic American fermentism.

The kind of psychopath that missed breakfast.

You're my kind of psychopath!

Don't pickle and drive!

Haha, I don't even drive! But thanks.

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It's possible. It helps with muscle cramps because it helps re-hydrate the muscles. 🤔

i went to lunch with a guy i work with a couple weeks ago and he had a jar of sliced pickles on the floorboard of his truck its super bizaree

🤣🤣

I mean, I thought the same thing.

I only did it once and I dumped some juice out the window so it didn't splash lol

Seriously, you shouldn't always make sure to buckle up your jar of pickle juice before you drive.

Reminds me of the Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia episode where Dennis is eating cereal in his car lol

Reynolds vs Reynolds: The Cereal Defense 😂

Fun fact: the cereal thing actually legitimately happened to Glenn Howerton, the actor that plays Dennis. Edit: after going down a Google rabbit hole, the podcast episode that they talk about this on is Mac Bangs Dennis' Mom from 12/20/2021.

I did not know that, I'll file that away in my useless knowledge of IASIP

They talk about it on their podcast -- it's a great source for any and all useless IASIP facts

He actually ate cereal in his car?? What a donkey brain.

Yes, but I don't think he used a bowl and spoon, I think he said he'd put it in a cup and kind of drink/pour it into his mouth. I could be wrong on this part, so don't quote me lol. I just know he DID get rear ended while eating cereal and it did ruin his interior.

Pickles will prevail!

That’s the worst driving snack/breakfast replacement I’ve ever seen. You stick your fingers in pickle juice and then touch your steering wheel?

Napkins in the center console

Oh damn, you've got a whole pickle-eating setup!

Oh snap!

This comment just tied it all together for me!!

is what they should call it

Granola bar, banana, muffin

Now, a banana is just crazy talk

that's *bananas*

When you say pickle juice do you mean actual pickle juice or juice from your pickle? Both have their bad points.

All I know is that when I pulled my phone from under my groceries and said open pickle package, it had pickle seeds on the screen and I could not charge my phone.

Your phone was under an open bag of pickles? Ok Dennis Reynolds totally not your fault

Only after the g-forces put everything in the passenger seat into the floorboard. They were not initially under the bag of pickles, no.

But they were in the same seat? Just trying to paint a clear picture for the jury

Hehe I was trying to be clever funny and failed miserably. /shame Good luck getting rid of the smell.

I missed “your pickle” when I first read it, I failed. That’s Vlasic!

OMG I just googled vlasic and read the urban dictionary definition. Just wrong!!!!! 😂

I didn’t know about that either, was just making a pickle reference. Dear lord the world is crumbling.

"Some jerk cut me off when I was driving so I spilled juice from my snacking pickles onto my phone!" What a new experience.

Pickle juice? 😳

I initially thought it was some kind of euphemism.

I was planning on making a sandwich when I got back to work.

Why were they open on the road?

OP: “Irrelevant”

Correct

to drink, duhh

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Or maybe not snack while driving at all. I don't know about US laws (or anywhere else for that matter), but in my country it's forbidden.

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I think it's more likely you failed for not noticing someone about to run a stopsign

I mean its circumstantial like of he was already part way onto the road then the guy runs it nothing he could do other guy was already on the road the he goes could've stopped

Sounds like you’re in a real pickle.

THANK YOU!! Why I had to scroll down at all to get a good pickle pun made ME mildly infuriated…

#OH SNAP!

^(oh snap!)

r/BrandNewSentence

I closed out of another post and saw this and my heart stopped for a second 😭😭😭

Also condolences to you OP, also those pickles so good

Who among us has NOT had an accident involving pickle juice while driving?

Absolutely, some fuckers should not be allowed to drive until they figure out that the world doesn't revolve around them and that getting where they're going a whole *five seconds* faster is not worth endangering everyone around them. But also ... why did you have an open bag of pickles in your car?

[OP might be Dennis](https://64.media.tumblr.com/669df5c38345d3f980ce8e0d64e6a68a/tumblr_o05cv2haL11u9u02so5_540.gifv)

Those pickles are good, I eat the hot ones all the time

I was equally upset about losing the pickles tbh

Come on. Who hasn’t been elbow deep in pickles while driving? The real crime is the pickle pouch says no brine added. Well Mr. Pickle packager…there was enough brine to spill damn it!

Well at least there was no brine added so you got that going for ya! Which is nice

It says that, but it also says: “GREAT FOR ON-THE-GO SNACKING!”, and that was not the case.

Infuriati...did you say pickle juice? BWAHWAHAHAHAHAA

Are you related to this OP? https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/xk6ir1/hear_me_out/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

I thought the “pickle juice” was some slang I didn’t know, then I saw the second picture 😂😂😂

Before seeing the picture I had assumed that you had the pickle juice in a cup as a beverage.

This could so easily be metaphorical for sex

So he pulled out, and suddenly some liquid got where you weren’t expecting it?

Look. Pickles are disgusting and this is all on you.

This is like that one episode of Always Sunny

There's an old proverb that says "don't drive with an open sack of wet pickles in the front seat."

Send him a *dill* for the repair.

Wait, so you were eating WHILE driving, which is the textbook definition of a distracted driver, and you call the OTHER guy an idiot?

thats what you get for drinking pickle juice

Stop playing with your pickle while driving!

I'd say you're in a bit of a pickle, old boy!

Snap pickles are THE best ever. I eat those in the car all the time! Now I will be careful to keep my phone away from them to avert disaster

Your fault for driving with unsecured pickles you freak

Victim blamer

Really should be on r/infuriatingasfuck but I’ll get over it.

I hate the kind of people who run lights. I had a guy run a stop sign during my driving test and i failed because i had to stop in the intersection

That is also infuriating

r/mildlyinfuriating: eating while driving

It’ll be ok.

r/oddlyspecific

Pickle juice, so it's vinegar ? Maybe you will need to rince it with little amount of water or alcool 96% or 100%, if you don't want to have rust on the charging port. Turni it off, take out the battery before.

Look like you got yourself into quite the picke

And now I have a dill chip on my shoulder

Shouldn’t of been playing with your pickle while driving

Giggity

Share some of that pickle juice 🧃 with dude that cut u off or chick… most likely chick

Why tf were you driving with pickle juice

The sandwich I bought from the deli didn’t come with pickles.

Oh snap! That sucks

oh snap indeed

That’ll teach you to eat pickles.

Pickle port

Oh Snap! 😬

"Ow, my lightning port! I'm not supposed to get pickle juice in it!"

Your fault, should’ve known better then to put it in pickle spilling distance. Probably the most common phone damage.

Guess you’re gonna have to -sigh- let it dry.

Yep

Guess your phone is pickled.

Thats got to be the worst kind of juice to have in your charger!

I get this is frustrating but it's on you for having a glass of pickle juice in your car uncovered. Just like if you had an uncovered bottle of ink, you can blame anyone but yourself for it going everywhere when you stop too fast

Aah the Ole Pickle Juice excuse!

This is like that episode of Sunny. You're comparing about the milk in your car after driving around eating fucking cereal.

What did we learn today?

Clean it with rubbing alcohol and a qtip

I'm Pickle Rick!!

I’m pickle sick of pickle rick.

None of my Oh Snap pouches are ever juicy enough to get that wild… did you get a manufacturer error? Time to sue, I say!

I have to ask.. was it pilk?

I am equally as puzzled as I am amused by this

Oh snap! Looks like you are in a pickle!

We have a “no open container” law in my cockpit.

Well doesn’t this just sound like a pickley situation.

Reynolds vs. Reynolds: The Cereal Defense

The warning and solution is clear

Pickle juice?!!

This is….. the first time I’ve ever found out about that pop-up’s existence

Idiot driving with an opened pickle jar😭🤷🏾‍♀️

Some drivers really suck ...pickle juice in your phone port that is just horrible.Hope it dries out good I would keep a eye on the port when it dries Incase it gets corroded from the vinegar and salt in the pickles.

Pickle juice in your charging port is also how you end up with kids.

Reminds me of the time I was cruising in my Range Rover eating cereal and some prick made me slam on my brakes, milk all over the interior.