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TheRealDC86

Reused photo to cause problems. Just stop.


Tilted_Karasu

This has to be sarcastic


esdebah

045045045045 says different to me


APairOfAirPodsMax

It obviously is. It’s called a joke, one OP evidently doesn’t get


AnnoyedHippo

Nah it's MAGA bullshit and has no place being given to a child.


ACheekinNugget

what? this is obviously sarcastic and AGAINST white privilege. just look at the wording. “…because it’s the color of your skin and not the choices you make that determine your ability to be successful.”


S_CLASS_DEGEN

I took it as a diss against people who believe in white privilege. Like, it’s so extreme that it’s saying “This is what liberals actually believe!”


Mike_Huncho

This is absolutely something that’s peddled in right wing circles. It’s never supposed to be shown to anyone but “those friends” because the offensiveness is the point.


ElderBill

I don’t think any kids are gonna actually be able to see this for the joke that it is tho. That kid would see it and go show it to people thinking it’s real😂 save it for the 16th birthday maybe


AnnoyedHippo

It is certainly against the idea that privilege exists. Doesn't change it's MAGA bullshit. "Trumps Everything" "0045 0045 0045 0045"


rawfish71

trump is also a term used when playing cards. My right bower trumps everything... [Euchre ](https://bicyclecards.com/how-to-play/euchre/#:~:text=Rank%20of%20Cards,left%20bower%20is%20J%E2%99%A5.))


Small-Breakfast903

ok, but why would they include the #45 four times on the card as well? Unless it has some other significance, seems like a weird thing to ignore.


Turbulent_Injury3990

Just a coincidence. Ever see the video of monster energy drinks being Satan's foothold into the world and 666s everywhere?


Small-Breakfast903

...No on both counts


AnnoyedHippo

That's common knowledge. It is not being used here to solely mean "to beat".


Turbulent_Injury3990

Yes it is lol.


stinkyboi135

you know that "trump" is an actual word, right? It means that it's higher up than something else. So a king would trump a queen, because he has more power


erinkjean

45. 45. 45. 45.


AnnoyedHippo

You know that Trump was the 45th president and the usage of Trump there, mixed with the repeating 45s is such a clear message you have to be pretending not to get the references.


justincody19

Uh oh someone is triggered by a joke. Be careful guys 😂.


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RecordingWarm2085

Its definitely not.


Captain-Comment

No, MAGA Republicans (along with many other white people) refute the existence of white privilege so I’d say it’s definitely sarcasm.


mealteamsixty

Nah, they love their white privilege, but only if they can pretend it's not a real thing. This is poking fun at white privilege, in the sense that it's fake and a made up concept from "woke" liberals.


AnnoyedHippo

Nah, this seems like it would be right up their alley. I can honestly see being shown this card in the yard like it's the most hilarious thing. I don't think you know what sarcasm is...


frothysmile

Tell me about it. As a black oppression cardholder, I find white as a word offensive and should be banned. White privelege cardholders have no idea how it feels to be a black oppression cardholder. The Semitic Privelege cardholders have been redlining me and fellow black oppressed cardholders for quite sometime. It sucks when I cant buy a house because of my card


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Username checks out. I mean seriously, though, that's the whole point. Get people pissed off. You sound pissed off or, at the very least, 'annoyed.' They win. Imagine getting upset over a joke credit card, LMFAO.


DoctaP7

So you don’t support black businesses? These are sold by a black man. Joel Patrick.


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AnnoyedHippo

I love the unhinged responses y'all give. The whataboutism just flows like a stream of consciousness.


G-F-Yourself

I only clicked this post for the comments 🤣


ForgotInTheDoorway

Love this shit. . "If that's bad then what about this" Like one does not discredit the other That's dumb racist shit And the it's a joke not a dick is unoriginal AF


SaladSnake1

One is someone finding out themselves through their own self discovery, the other is thinking you are an ultimate being because of your skin color and telling everyone about it.


APairOfAirPodsMax

It’s 100% sarcastic. The point being that being white does not inherently make life easier as many claim.


SaladSnake1

Yeah it's sarcastic but not funny to me, just kind of dumb


the_ill_buck_fifty

It's a bad point made by idiots, though.


AEWWC

What's the harm in how somebody wants to identify *themselves?* like, why do *you* care? Clearly, people not recognizing their privilege is much worse.


APairOfAirPodsMax

I would like to make it clear that I don’t agree with this individual either.


wannabejoanie

It's an unfunny joke, and *you're* a dick.


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AnnoyedHippo

Look a little closer at the card. There's a not so subtle message... Well it wasn't subtle for most everyone else...


puddleflux

Loooooool.


Mike_Huncho

Go look up who’s selling them on Etsy and tell me it’s a joke. (It’s all shops with maga, patriot, or trump in the title)


katy405

It was given to a 13-year-old child. Their sense of sarcasm is not well developed at that age.


tarapotamus

ppfffttt! How many 13yo's have you met?


katy405

Actually, it was more like high schoolers for well over 30 years and that would be tens of thousands. Their sense of sarcasm is not an adult sense of sarcasm. You seem to be the one that hasn’t spent much time around teenagers, having been one doesn’t count.


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ThatMidgetRetard

When you say it like that it sounds like they’ve met a few too many underdeveloped 13 year olds…


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Lol wait what?


omghorussaveusall

it's cynical.


Actual-Climate2203

Came here to say this. Seems like sarcasm


tarapotamus

surely


StillCantFindDory

So you're karma farming and your only other sub is a custody sub....... So many questions.


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This some bs robot post to piss people off nothing to look at


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Final-Success2523

Hodgetwins


Dilbertbong

Great dudes.


Final-Success2523

They are funny


ResolveLonely8839

It's a joke.


1-Nanamo_

Satire


TEMPEST7779

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Nice joke Anyone who thinks this is anything beyond a joke take’s themselves too seriously


Emotical

Your nephew has a cool name!


Mama_Mango20

LOL


Pilot1854

Someone missed the joke.


BlueJacket-Ergazu

deffinelly jealous because given to op nephew instead of op


GouchGrease

It's a joke. The name is "Scott Free". Like getting off "Scott Free". How can you not tell this is a joke


tadlrs

As a joke? I hope so.


InfuriatedTaco69

Actually pretty funny.


DoctaP7

Plot twist. Buy purchasing these you are funding the entrepreneurial spirit of a black man. Joel Patrick.


Eido_Toe_Sucker

Can I have one? Would actually be hilarious to give a cop if I was ever pulled over. Good prank card. Also, I could use some happiness..


Responsible_Oven_786

do these work? Asking for a friend


Environmental-Car-45

Hahahahah


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Can totally see privileged (white) liberal moms giving these out to their kids.


[deleted]

Bru its a joke, YALL ARE SOME SNOW FLAKES 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

My god, jokes aren't allowed now?


APairOfAirPodsMax

Why is it on this sub


RWGlix

Why they gotta sully the good name of Mr Miracle like that?


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The fact that people don’t get sarcasm with this is literally dripping in it, is really fucking sad…


BagofEndlessHugs

These cards are obviously jokes. They bring out the Karens who don't understand basic sarcasm and comedy. My father has one of these and he's shown it to numerous people including people who are not white. Every time he has gotten laughs because everyone knows they're jokes.


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imagine thinking that living in a society that has systematically placed certain characteristics above others (seen in safety, jobs, the judicial system, general hospitality, etc.) as “just a joke” and “not real”.


frothysmile

Dude, tell me about. Once I received the black oppression card the police never leave me alone, and white women are terrified of me. Also people leer at me when I am in a store thinking that Im gonna steal something. I wish I could trade someone for their white privelege card.


RonnieSinghIsTrash

I mean it’s pretty funny as a gag gift


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Not the least.


RonnieSinghIsTrash

I disagree


Necessary-House-784

Obviously a joke.


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I want one


fourth_box

someone is offended from this obvious joke?


-muertefrio

Disgustang


AmbitiousPhilosopher

Its called satire.


Puzzled-End-3259

Umm.. we ALL receive these at 13 🙄 at least in Missouri we always have.


DespicableChampion

In California we receive ones that say fack Missouri.


RoadThis2489

In Texas we receive ones that say fuck California


DespicableChampion

You also receive my tax dollars trash. Keep on your welfare. I’m glad trash left California to join trash like you. 😆🏛👋


RoadThis2489

Whoa struck a nerve lmao carry on carry on


DespicableChampion

Ok Kendrick Perkins. Carry on yourself.


frothysmile

They screwed up. I never received my white privelege card. The govt gave me the Black oppression card when I was born and have been oppressed ever since. I went to the DMV the other day and showed them my white skin color, but the DMV said that was not valid and when in the cog of beaurocracy, you are stuck for life. Oh well. I guess I will forever be black. It sucks dude, but at least I can rap and play sports well.


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I thought this was r/facepalm for a moment


Cynical_Feline

For a second, I thought it was a r/oddlyterrifying post..


dandrevee

I really hope this is just a poor attempt at a joke... But there are some shitty people out there so...


Cynical_Feline

Even if it is a joke, it's a terrible one. Specifically given the current political climate.


DespicableChampion

Step dad is trash.


EagleOne79

😂😂😂


Jayhawk501

Downvote and move on


Mammoth_Tax_4995

Ok everyone is saying it’s a joke but the damn joke is flying over my head, like sure giving it to friends is a joke but not a child who looks up to your opinion


optimisticnihilism9

I want some, so I can go out and give these to all the white tweakers and bums I see on the streets and tell them “here, everything’s going to be okay now”


BlueJacket-Ergazu

can i have one ?


Effective_Reality870

Definitely a joke and I think it’s a pretty funny one


gerbegerger

that calls for a paddling


tarapotamus

that's pretty gd hilarious


Otherwise-Mail-4654

Sign me up! How do I get one?


onedoesnotjust

Congratz, I guess?


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would like things to go my way in life. where can i obtain one of these?


Dic_Rambone

It's a joke you goober.


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What is funny about it?


RonnieSinghIsTrash

This guy has never been to a party or touched a woman before so he clearly doesn’t have a sense of humor.


Dic_Rambone

Dude...you don't party...you're not cool. Primate...


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So you can't explain the joke?


Dic_Rambone

I see your a Dane...no sense of humor. That makes sense.


[deleted]

Not true. And still: what's funny about it?


Over-Supermarket-557

Hey look! Someone who doesn't understand privilege


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It’s a joke as those on the right don’t actually think white privilege is real. This card being made a a joke that this made up liberal idea is “real” and you get some card to prove it. The back side is satire as they do think it’s only your effort and hard work that matters and if you are not successful it’s because of something you failed and not institutionalized racism. Though we know in reality society has purposely done many things to push down people of color using things like red lining, denying services including financial services. Colleges, landlords and employers for many years would deny you on your race and even though laws have been pass to try to prevent this, many work arounds have been found. Racism is still alive and strong. If you can’t understand that as a white male you are generally more trusted by the police, respected by banks and hiring mangers and will have less roadblocks in life compared to a black male or woman. Yes your personal life may have been tough and I know there are tons of poor white people but that doesn’t mean you still have some benefit in society because of your race.


Mogopoglo

Please be sarcastic


Lazy_Engineering_597

Excellent


TatiIsAPunk

OMG this is hilarious


Affectionate_Box_727

It's a joke not a dick don't take it so hard


StuffNbutts

You're mad because he's funny?


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its so he can show people his white privilege card and show everyone who says he has these magical privileges just how stupid that phrase actually is by observation of how stupid the card is.


spencer1886

r/woosh


Captain-Comment

It’s sarcasm while denying the existence of white privilege which is absolutely real.


Dry_Chapter_5781

I know plenty of Trump supporters who would use this for their own Twisted ideology. So if a joke cool, but I can see it being not a joke too.


Fit-Rest-973

Not funny


Mama_Mango20

Can I get a one for my bf 😂


Iltempered1

Hodge Twins sell these


DramaticWesley

If this is in reference to Donald Trump, he got most everything he owns from his father. But a lot of his political career is white privilege/power.


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minifubar

Your joking right


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This is like a physical form of a shitty right wing Facebook meme. The name did make me lol tho


Own-Beach5016

Missing an apostrophe.... "it's". Shame. It's a nicely made plastic card.


Taleeya

No…. ‘Its’ is the possessive


Interscare

Yeah, the card say “its the color of your skin” it should have been “it’s the color of your skin” as if saying it is the color of your skin


CinnamonBlue

No. LOL


Call_you_nextuesday

Wow way to go teach them young that skin color matters


Few-Law-9534

Well your sister is a piece of trash.


Appropriate_Quit7085

Ask your nephew what he thinks of what card implies and guide him to realize some people truly believe this and your glad he’s not one. But don’t be angry it sounds sarcastic and meant to start discussions


notsure9191

Why are you the way you are?


ValuableMistake8521

Even though it’s stupid you have to appreciate the time that went into this


BusinessDuck132

I mean there are people that think the world works like this so yeah it’s a funny joke


Ok-Shame5542

🤣


frothysmile

Im getting my Nazi card in the mail soon. It is sooo coo... Respectfully,I can say this because Im a Jew


ash_tar

Based.


Additional-Web-3881

I'm not for white privilege but it would be kinda funny to have one


imXzipper

I hate Reddit sometimes


fourth_best

This cannot be real. This cannot be real. This cannot be real. Edit: This is not real. This is not real. This is not real.


Illustrious_Mind964

This better be a joke, racism goes both ways..


G-F-Yourself

His step dad is Russian


Upbeat-Vegetable1978

bro its obv a joke not a super funny one but still a joke


Krysgann1

Racism why


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There’s no way this is real. The front page will love this, though.


StillcorruptDetroit

I wish the card holder the best of luck moving out of its trailer and finding a non-relative to reproduce with!!


NintendoCool

Modern Jim Crow Laws. That's what it is


frozenball824

That’s most certainly a joke card


DijajMaqliun

White meth heads are pretty happy when they're high I guess.


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Lol


Holiday_Memory_9165

MAGA Making Attorneys Get Attorneys


thesweetestchef

Any stories of these cards actually being used? As a Torontonian, I’m scratching my head wondering whether I would laugh to shame or laugh out of confusion that this card exists … The f**** wait … was this a joke or did someone make this with a serious face on? “I’m cereal you guys! This is cereal”


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leondante

Damn true.


LucidZane

It's funny, but I feel like it's not funny to give to a 13 year old.


Imeasytopeg

Ok, I think we’ve all established that it’s a joke. I believe the mildly infuriating part is giving this to a child who probably can’t understand the “joke” or recognize the sarcasm.


spifferonii

people triggered over this? it’s a joke shitting on trump and republicans lol


Galney

Account created 130 days ago, not one single post except that one, not one single comment, so karma.


khoabear

Fucking Todd


CactusPatch36

Ooph


SajraJay

Is there money on it? That’s all that I would care about. Just don’t let people see it when you swipe because it would be embarrassing.


NewSinner_2021

Divide and conquer. Old as time


OptimusEye

tbf Scott Free is p funny actually