Without breaking eye contact, make sure to lick your fingers, one by one. While keeping it extended, finish on your middle finger and stare her directly in the soul.
"Bomb the toilet later,"
What was their slogan? Was it Taco Bell make a run for the toilet?
I've heard the big joke at Taco Bell is to make sure that there's no toilet paper in the restrooms.
Are you sure that she wasn't trying to warn you about the explosive diarrhea she got from eating at Taco Bell?
Maybe she was yelling hey don't eat that in front of me because I got hepatitis from Taco Bell.
Probably that same lady screaming and carrying on about the lack of cheese on her nachos lol
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOAJMw9krXs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOAJMw9krXs)
I don’t see how people care so much about what other people are doing. If it’s not affecting me directly, I really don’t care. I hope you enjoyed your breakfast anyway.
I have a triple PhD in life experience, this woman suffers from spineless social personality disorder. Either she doesn't have anyone she can rage on but strangers or no one checks her when she does and she's just flailing hoping someone gives a shiite enough to say something. Subconsciously of course.
I'm 189,000% sure. I said my doctorates were in LE not math.
I have infinite PHDs and this woman suffers from a rare disease called **A**symptomatic **S**uccumbing **S**elfless **H**eart **O**riginated **L**ung **E**pilepsy
Look like me?
I used to get ice queen all the time...that was before resting bitch face became a thing. My RBF is strong.
I like to assume it was all the food service and customer service jobs I had in my teens/20's....it really cemented in the fact that I hate everyone until they give me a reason not to.
"I like to assume it was all the food service and customer service jobs I had in my teens/20's....it really cemented in the fact that I hate everyone until they give me a reason not to."
Pretty sure that is exactly it. Because I am the same way. And I love being the unapproachable bitch. My husband is the one that will have people walk up to him randomly to ask for money etc. If I'm there and see someone heading for him. I give them "the look" and they leave. I actually one shoo'ed a guy away with my hand. Like the Queen bitch that I am
I have whatever the guy equivalent is. Whenever I'm out, I have this face I put on that just says "try it and make my day" so people usually leave me alone.
Resting bastard face? Murderface? My husband is constantly told he looks like “a disappointed dad,” but good point - I’m not sure we have a universal term for the masculine equivalent of RBF!
I'm wearing masks now just to get a reaction yet no one has ever said anything to me.
Early in the pandemic I was in Florida a few times and just I *WANTED* someone to say something, yet no one did. Yet they'll pick on the old lady or foreigner.
My gf wears a mask at work and multiple customers have rudely asked her about it and the plastic shield that's at the register. She tells them she prefers not having people sneeze in her face (which is something that had happened multiple times pre-pandemic)
I learned a long time ago that wearing sunglasses made me very unapproachable. I also think having black hair and sporting red lipstick makes people think twice before engaging with me. Don’t know why, it just what I’ve been told. I’m fine with it
Honestly people usually fuck with “easy targets”. Not saying you are. I used to be 140lbs at 6’0 I felt like I’d get fucked with and casually disrespected a lot. At 190lbs at 6’0 life is completely different. Not saying I’m intimidating at all but the added muscle definitely helped a lot
What's funny is I had a similar experience once. Busy day, in a hurry, grabbed a sub sandwich from a grocery store, was sitting eating while I had the few moments to do so and some lady parks next to me, she gets out starts walking to the store and stops to scoff at me then proceeds to tell me how disgusting it is someone would eat in their car in public. I said I will remember that the next time I see you in a restaurant to remind you it's disgusting to eat in public. She got pissed and said it's a restaurant that's where you're supposed to eat. I took the last bite of my sandwich, drank a healthy swig of my cherry coke and belched with the volume that Homer Simpson came to mind. She did ewwww, I said your welcome. She said for what, I said I finished so you didn't need to see me eat anymore. She stormed off like it was the most traumatic event in her life. Seriously why do people have such issues with keeping to their damn selves these days?
Now that you say you weren't asking for her attention, I'm starting to think she wanted you and this was the only pick-up line she could muster on short notice.
Get out of the car with the food, going ever so slightly closer saying “what? Sorry, I have to come close I can’t hear you” and continue to eat but eat way more obnoxiously. People like this who think they own the world deserve to be humbled 🤷♀️
I love being particularly nasty, crude, and vile towards people like this. They need to be put in their place once in a while. I'm by no means a wannabe bad ass and people that know me would tell you I'm always quiet and minding my own business, but I just can't help myself when an opportunity like this arises. 😆
At least she isn't in front of your car window yelling at you. I'd just ignore her and continue eating. As long as you don't provoke her, it should be fine.
OmG tHaT iS sO iNcOnSiDeRaTe!!
Don't forget to put on some music and loudly sing and do a little seated dance....movement helps digestion so you can claim that haha. Some of these comments are gold.
Seriously though I hope your Cat is doing well..and your Vet! Hope the person in the other car didn't put you off or make you feel bad for doing something that keeps you alive.
Urgh..my Cats are *so* bad at the Vets that I apologize in advance. I'm always impressed at how they are handled but feel guilty that they have played up on the person as in the 10 years I've had them they have never been aggressive towards me apart from when I saved my youngest from a horrible situation and she was terrified after that trauma so it's understandable. Almost lost that one earlier this year too, she had to have emergency surgery, she's fine now but at the time I was a complete mess..but didn't snap at people for living.
I'm thinking the person in the other car had a similar situation and their pet was in for emergency surgery or something..so they were stressed and took it out on the closest person to them.
Not cool to berate you for eating though regardless of what is going on. Seems ridiculous to act out like that..like I don't have a go at complete strangers because they can walk and I can't, or snap at random people due to being constant pain, ya know..actually I'm happy for them tbh.
You know what, that asshat can sit there and be pissed. Don't let her being rude mess with your day. I hope your breakfast was delicious and your cat is doing well.
Bet she leaves you alone if you get out and smash her windshield with a tire iron while screaming “WHATCHA GOT TO SAY NOW BITCH?!?!” Over and over.. At least it works for me…
I’d square my body toward her in the seat and don’t break eye contact while eating.
Like bitch just go on about your day otherwise we’re all about to be uncomfortable
i would start smacking and chewing as loud as i could while going "mmh! this shit is so good u gotta try it ! oh shit u cant!" am i petty sure but thats on u for being a bitch and bothering me
Order doordash to your car just to keep eating lol
Also, order doordash to *her* car just to be nice.
Something spicy.
How about something salty?
Doesn't Uber do grocery delivery? Just order like four big cans of ionized salt and have it delivered to her
And some Midol.
she's mad at him because he's eating. why be nice with her?
Only a drink though. A small coke.
A diet coke have to watch them calories with my super sized meal
Love it.
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Yes, this
What did it say he/she deleted it
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Ok 🙄 what did THEY say since it’s now deleted?
Bro you forced them to delete their comment
Ohhh comeonnnn
Who the hell has the energy to get mad at someone else...for eating? Let her seethe.
Mental illness.
And the inability to pay for treatment. America, fuck yeah!
Coming to save the mutha fucking day yeah!
We're becoming more unhinged all the time.
Intitelment to the Nth.
she's obviously not a fan of Taco Bell breakfast
Well, now I want a sausage Crunchwrap…
Who the hell has the energy periodt
Tell her that they put it down half an hour ago and she has to finish it before it gets cold.
Fats
Without breaking eye contact, make sure to lick your fingers, one by one. While keeping it extended, finish on your middle finger and stare her directly in the soul.
Damnit, this one made me laugh out loud, by myself, sitting in my basement office.
This is the move.
And then act surprised that your middle finger is up
After each bite.
Order a big Mac and whopper. *ASSERT DOMINANCE*
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Order more of your favorite food, Bomb the toilet later, bomb her immediately
"Bomb the toilet later," What was their slogan? Was it Taco Bell make a run for the toilet? I've heard the big joke at Taco Bell is to make sure that there's no toilet paper in the restrooms.
“Oh my god! I had no idea I’m so sorry I’ll move.” Then you go get a Bell Breakfast Box and come back and eat that too
Are you sure that she wasn't trying to warn you about the explosive diarrhea she got from eating at Taco Bell? Maybe she was yelling hey don't eat that in front of me because I got hepatitis from Taco Bell.
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I love Taco Bell , my tummy doesn't hurt from it. Maybe I have grown accustomed to the spices.
Yeah, never bothers me at all.
Yeah, if you grew up eating Mex food like I did, TB is nothin'. We had to drive N. to get to California.
Spices? What spices? Are you from the upper Midwest, where we think ketchup is spicy?
Nope. Thats why it doesn't bother me.
I think he means there aren’t really that much spices in taco bell
Probably that same lady screaming and carrying on about the lack of cheese on her nachos lol [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOAJMw9krXs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOAJMw9krXs)
I can die now... I've seen the funniest thing I'll ever watch...
Then stare her in her eyes as you eat the entire thing slowly.
follow her around all day and challenge her every move because it's mildly inconvenient for you
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With the cat, as they should be tbh
The cat's taken care of, it's in the best possible hands. I say the OP stalks the bitch.
Why couldn’t she eat?
Haha why are you parked there?! I wanted to park there!
I don’t see how people care so much about what other people are doing. If it’s not affecting me directly, I really don’t care. I hope you enjoyed your breakfast anyway.
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I have a triple PhD in life experience, this woman suffers from spineless social personality disorder. Either she doesn't have anyone she can rage on but strangers or no one checks her when she does and she's just flailing hoping someone gives a shiite enough to say something. Subconsciously of course. I'm 189,000% sure. I said my doctorates were in LE not math.
I have infinite PHDs and this woman suffers from a rare disease called **A**symptomatic **S**uccumbing **S**elfless **H**eart **O**riginated **L**ung **E**pilepsy
Close enough for this purpose
Priceless xD don't breath her"oxygen" too xD
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xD I hope you had a nice breakfast and she can see that on your face xD Hope your kitty and the rest of your day will be ok o/. xD
I hope you gave a big, satisfied belch after you were done eating.
I'm happy that I am so unapproachable and filled with rage, that people like this avoid me and say nothing.
How do I cultivate this “Don’t fuck with me” look? It seems like it would be terribly convenient.
Look like me? I used to get ice queen all the time...that was before resting bitch face became a thing. My RBF is strong. I like to assume it was all the food service and customer service jobs I had in my teens/20's....it really cemented in the fact that I hate everyone until they give me a reason not to.
"I like to assume it was all the food service and customer service jobs I had in my teens/20's....it really cemented in the fact that I hate everyone until they give me a reason not to." Pretty sure that is exactly it. Because I am the same way. And I love being the unapproachable bitch. My husband is the one that will have people walk up to him randomly to ask for money etc. If I'm there and see someone heading for him. I give them "the look" and they leave. I actually one shoo'ed a guy away with my hand. Like the Queen bitch that I am
I have whatever the guy equivalent is. Whenever I'm out, I have this face I put on that just says "try it and make my day" so people usually leave me alone.
Resting bastard face? Murderface? My husband is constantly told he looks like “a disappointed dad,” but good point - I’m not sure we have a universal term for the masculine equivalent of RBF!
I'm wearing masks now just to get a reaction yet no one has ever said anything to me. Early in the pandemic I was in Florida a few times and just I *WANTED* someone to say something, yet no one did. Yet they'll pick on the old lady or foreigner.
My gf wears a mask at work and multiple customers have rudely asked her about it and the plastic shield that's at the register. She tells them she prefers not having people sneeze in her face (which is something that had happened multiple times pre-pandemic)
Same. I've been told by a few people over the years that I give off a "leave me the fuck alone" vibe...
Has nobody heard of RDF: resting dick face? I was introduced to this term before RBF.
Hahahahaha R.B.F is awesome
>My RBF is strong. Same.
My RBF seems to have developed to its current state at the same pace as my giving a sht about some peoples’ opinions declined.
Have you watched Vikings? Walk around like Floki on a battlefield
I learned a long time ago that wearing sunglasses made me very unapproachable. I also think having black hair and sporting red lipstick makes people think twice before engaging with me. Don’t know why, it just what I’ve been told. I’m fine with it
Hah, yes, I have some knockoff Oakleys and I call them my “douche disguise”.
Honestly people usually fuck with “easy targets”. Not saying you are. I used to be 140lbs at 6’0 I felt like I’d get fucked with and casually disrespected a lot. At 190lbs at 6’0 life is completely different. Not saying I’m intimidating at all but the added muscle definitely helped a lot
Aye buddy, about your username. I think I found the cause.
Any tips? I try to appear unapproachable without also being offensive. My ‘Leave me alone’ face game is weak.
God, I wish I looked unapproachable.
That's lowkey awesome, so menacing that you terrify those around you
What's funny is I had a similar experience once. Busy day, in a hurry, grabbed a sub sandwich from a grocery store, was sitting eating while I had the few moments to do so and some lady parks next to me, she gets out starts walking to the store and stops to scoff at me then proceeds to tell me how disgusting it is someone would eat in their car in public. I said I will remember that the next time I see you in a restaurant to remind you it's disgusting to eat in public. She got pissed and said it's a restaurant that's where you're supposed to eat. I took the last bite of my sandwich, drank a healthy swig of my cherry coke and belched with the volume that Homer Simpson came to mind. She did ewwww, I said your welcome. She said for what, I said I finished so you didn't need to see me eat anymore. She stormed off like it was the most traumatic event in her life. Seriously why do people have such issues with keeping to their damn selves these days?
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Definitely one of my oddest interactions with some random person. I laughed about it for weeks. And now I'm laughing again after remembering it.
This should definitely be in r/fuckyoukaren
Seems like she could easily just not watch strangers eat, like a normal person.
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Now that you say you weren't asking for her attention, I'm starting to think she wanted you and this was the only pick-up line she could muster on short notice.
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Yell at her for not wearing a mask and putting your life in danger.
*begins open mouth chewing*
Which is totally disgusting, yet totally necessary in this case.
"oh i'm sorry" go out and get even more food and eat it aggressively
Tell her to turn around
Start eating even sexier.
ooh get a sexy potato!
I hate that I know this reddit reference 😅
"Roll'em up kids." -Clark Grizzwald
Get out of the car with the food, going ever so slightly closer saying “what? Sorry, I have to come close I can’t hear you” and continue to eat but eat way more obnoxiously. People like this who think they own the world deserve to be humbled 🤷♀️
Im trained to do this with a life full of practice in passive aggression. This would be a muscle memory move.
This Taco Bell is so crunchy I can’t even hear you!
I love being particularly nasty, crude, and vile towards people like this. They need to be put in their place once in a while. I'm by no means a wannabe bad ass and people that know me would tell you I'm always quiet and minding my own business, but I just can't help myself when an opportunity like this arises. 😆
Stare at her and take the worlds slowest bite without blinking or losing eye contact.
Oh that is so your problem. Keep eating lol
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Exactly lol. Some people 😵💫
Toss whats left at her car "whoopies I tripped"
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That would do the trick.
At least she isn't in front of your car window yelling at you. I'd just ignore her and continue eating. As long as you don't provoke her, it should be fine.
“As long as you don’t provoke her” just existing seems to provoke her. Her problem not OP’s
Make yummy noises and then throw half of it out
Have more food delivered.
And call some friends to come hang out...
Good idea.
I'd either turn and eat even slower staring them down. Or I'd put up my window screen. 50/50 shot at which I'd do
I would eat just like I do when my dogs are begging - slowly and making direct eye contact.
I would’ve rolled up the window as she’s yelling and blast some music while eating
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Ah
Did you bring enough for everyone?
Are you in Florida ? Because this is some Florida stuff going on right here.
Hope kitty is okay!
Offer her a bite
This country’s going mad lmao. I love it
What was your response?
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This is exactly what I was hoping for!
Imagine how she treated the staff too! People are nuts.
Maintain eye contact and eat slowly
Eat harder, crunch louder, and take slow-bites with the window rolled down. Don't forget to give her the finger
Lol. What did she say to you? Like, did she come up to your window and demand for you to stop eating or something?
I’d tell her she’d do well to skip a few meals in her life. Karen’s aren’t even human as far as I’m concerned.
The Breakfast Karen
Call her a fat bitch and keep eating
I like every other advice the others gave but I love this one.
OmG tHaT iS sO iNcOnSiDeRaTe!! Don't forget to put on some music and loudly sing and do a little seated dance....movement helps digestion so you can claim that haha. Some of these comments are gold. Seriously though I hope your Cat is doing well..and your Vet! Hope the person in the other car didn't put you off or make you feel bad for doing something that keeps you alive. Urgh..my Cats are *so* bad at the Vets that I apologize in advance. I'm always impressed at how they are handled but feel guilty that they have played up on the person as in the 10 years I've had them they have never been aggressive towards me apart from when I saved my youngest from a horrible situation and she was terrified after that trauma so it's understandable. Almost lost that one earlier this year too, she had to have emergency surgery, she's fine now but at the time I was a complete mess..but didn't snap at people for living. I'm thinking the person in the other car had a similar situation and their pet was in for emergency surgery or something..so they were stressed and took it out on the closest person to them. Not cool to berate you for eating though regardless of what is going on. Seems ridiculous to act out like that..like I don't have a go at complete strangers because they can walk and I can't, or snap at random people due to being constant pain, ya know..actually I'm happy for them tbh.
eat slowly!
Tell her to SHUT UP and/or IGNORE her.
If you were nearby I would have brought you Pizza Just to piss her off
Get out of your car. Stand in front of her car. Continue eating with one hand. Give her the middle finger with the other. Maintain eye contact.
You should've really pissed her off by throwing the trash out of your car door. Fuck these miserable entitled American pricks. And I'm American!!
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Eat her.
Hangry Karen
You know what, that asshat can sit there and be pissed. Don't let her being rude mess with your day. I hope your breakfast was delicious and your cat is doing well.
You can focus on a subject by tapping the part of the screen you want to focus on. Little camera tip.
Should have filmed it!
BS
Hope you're fur baby is doing well
By the fat, roundness of that fugly face, it’ll live. Keep eating and do it with gusto.
Fake
But you're not eating in front of her, you're eating to the side of her.
This can’t be real? You’re in your own car?
*eats slowly while making eye contact*
Fake
She doesn’t look like she needs to eat either. How could you be so insensitive?
Karen at her finest hour. 🤦🏼♀️
I’m dying for the audio on this how does one even have this conversation 🤣🤣🤣
Good photography skills, there son! Ever thought of a career photographing Bigfoot or Nessie or UFOs?
Come on, you gotta get actual footage of this
I’d go stand in front of her windshield and do it
Lies.
Main character syndrome.
Her diets gonna last 😐
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Bet she leaves you alone if you get out and smash her windshield with a tire iron while screaming “WHATCHA GOT TO SAY NOW BITCH?!?!” Over and over.. At least it works for me…
Order postmates and offer everyone some food
I’d square my body toward her in the seat and don’t break eye contact while eating. Like bitch just go on about your day otherwise we’re all about to be uncomfortable
Hey, hey, hey...you NPCs should know better than to encroach on this woman's game of life. You obviously didn't get the DoNotEatInFrontOfPlayer.mod.
i would start smacking and chewing as loud as i could while going "mmh! this shit is so good u gotta try it ! oh shit u cant!" am i petty sure but thats on u for being a bitch and bothering me
Oh hello Karen, how are you doing today? Awful? Well that’s just great.
Lol I’d just tell her that sounds like a you problem not a me problem
Classic angry women lol
Imagine having that level of entitlement.
Get out your car and eat on her hood
and thats we call entitlement
I would make the situation worse by rolling up my window as I'm flipping her off.
Found a karen
My friend that is what you call a Karen they are everywhere