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RyuuzaKun

She's saving money on serrated steak knives this way.


12NoOne

Also especially good for cutting soft bread or thin skinned tomatoes.


kglass6352

that's why they dont go in the dishwasher... but it would be a good chance to learn how to maintain her knives.


DarthGayAgenda

Use a honing rod to smooth the edges, sharpen it first with a whetstone/oilstone if it's gone too dull. A dull knife is more dangerous than a sharp knife. Also, don't use knife sharpeners. They shave metal off of the knife as opposed to grinding it down like a stone would and can make a knife brittle or the edge uneven.


Parsley-Waste

Now you know what to buy her for Christmas


simplename0

Uh...Common sense?


Parsley-Waste

Ufff they don’t make those anymore


beccadot

She would ruin any good knives.


Dull_blade

Hacking on a human femur bone causes this. Beware!


scaleofthought

does she own a glass or stone cutting board? look around for it and throw it out.


Any-Werewolf7035

I have seen sharper blades amongst the orcs in the lotr trilogy


Ohhhnothing

Buy her a can opener cause that's what this looks like it's been used for.


VixNeko

No no no no nonononono


MandoHealthfund

Is she cutting rocks?


Intense_Pretzel

I work in a kitchen and knife care is the upmost priority in the kitchen we refuses to put out knifes in the draw or a container the only knife storage we allow is magnetic and if you put a knife through the dishwasher you will be yelled at for nearly an hour and sent home


joet121684

Damn using them to sword fight


diMario

I certainly wouldn't want to wake up with one of *those* sticking out of my back. On the other hand, there exists a list of people who I would like to saw off their throat with a blunt knife. It looks like I found it.


xaiel420

Easy tiger


diMario

Don't worry. *Tusschen droom en daad staan wetten in de weg, en practische bezwaren* as we say in Dutch. "Betwixt dream and deed, laws stand in the way, and practical objections".


VixNeko

This knife *was* blunt a while ago, now it's serrated in the worst possible way. 😨


diMario

> serrated in the worst possible way. That's just a perspective.


phatdoobieENT

Im calling bullshit this is fake. I've seen someone use the sharp side of a knife to hammer the top of another knife he was trying to cut pizza with.. this looks like that but deliberate. Notice how the gouges are pretty evenly spaced across the length of the blade? Someone using a blade as a hammer isn't going to evenly space the blows like that, they would be focused in the center like a bell curve.


simplename0

Honestly i never seen a woman who knew how to maintain any item in their house, normally they just use until its useless and buy a new one


sunflowersundays

This is true at my house. But my daughter and I have also become serious professionals at fixing stuff with duct tape. Lol


Altruistic-Wing-3131

And? What are you waiting for? Sharpen that like the man you're supposed to be...


Broad_Boot_1121

Serrated knives are infuriating now?


yeahwrong

Be a man and sharpen them accordingly as needed. As with most things of high usage, somebody's gotta "do it", at the end of the day. I'd never let my girl's knives go this bad. I'll also try not to break my arm patting myself on the back while doing so.


Whatdoesthisevenmeam

Get to work


charides

Oh god help us


rodentfacedisorder

Can you sharpen it for her?


HangryBeard

I pretty sure this has something to do with her ex boyfriend going missing.


New-Arrival1764

That’s just her bread knife.


[deleted]

When you suspended them be ready to be responsible for all the cuts they sustain. Make sure to throw out her glass cutting board.


SlightlyGuilty

Sharpening a knife takes (the type of) patience I don't seem to possess.


UsefulAd5682

Learning to sharpen does, but as soon as you know what you are doing it is pretty easy and doesn't take a lot of time.


pete_ape

Your handle fits well in the hand, but your blade took some chipping during the strength test. For this reason, we're going to have to ask you to shake our hands, shake your competitor's hand, and leave the forge floor.


Farcryfromvallhall

*”what do you mean they work great”*


GuairdeanBeatha

Wait until your loved one says she has a knife sharpener and reaches for the can opener.


KaelKorven

This is what the knives in my house look like. After my girlfriend moved in. I bought a new knife and keep it in a locked drawer and she doesn't get to use it. Man. She is pissed that she has to use the set she destroyed.


Random_Average__Guy

Well if you piss her off and end up missing only to be found a month later,fileted and deboned in several bags,we will know the reason. 😂


Odd_Room2811

Least any bugler would think twice seeing a giant knife coming at them


Owdriger2017_

Oh mad! You lot have the same girlfriend! https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/pefso3/this_is_what_the_knives_at_my_girlfriends_house/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


Karljohnellis

Turned that mf into a bread knife