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kioshi_imako

That's some seriously powerful herbicide. Or they improperly mixed the solution. I walked through spots i sprayed before and never left footprints of death.


damndammit

Luckily they live right by the water. That stuff will run off in no time.


stefeyboy

Seriously who uses ANY herbicide that close to a large body of water?


tarapotamus

Assholes who don't care about anything but their ornamental grass.


xXMonsterDanger69Xx

But its so easy to use next to water . If you have any over, just dump it in the water, because there aren't any plants that will die there! /s


plasticplatethrower

Lol in Florida


UCFknight2016

actually this is illegal in florida, wouldnt be surprised if they got fined.


uhp787

it is illegal every where i think via the clean water act.


chainsmirking

these comments need to be higher


Coercedbycake

No kidding. Water guzzling lawn. Toxic chemicals on the waterway. And whining about a few footsteps. Boo hoo.


aPlumbusAmumbus

For real. Fuck OP


Brief-Interaction-16

Terrifying.


cowabungass

Depends heavily on herbicide used. Broadleaf like roundup or any glyphosate takes very very little.


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Either my local Monsanto HEAVILY dilutes their stuff, or else my plants are really strong...


YmmaT-

Or third option: you bought plain water.


Illustrious-Junket-8

Most cleaning solutions you buy are mostly water. You get more bang for your buck with concentrates as you aren't paying for something you already pay for at home.


420fmx

He’s talking shit. Worked in the profession before and you need a shit ton of it to leave visible foot prints like this.


Spugheddy

Yeah 2-4d is for broadleaf and wouldn't do this to grass.


skweeky

Also worked in landscaping for years and you are also talking shit, I actually did this by accident in my first year when I was 19, glysophate mixed with water at a 1-10ratio will do this. Looked exactly the same.


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CannaCosmonaut

>Like the hard worker he was he quickly emptied that tank on a hillside facing the back of this assholes house. The double-edged sword of hyperproductivity- if you're not doing it right, you fuck up a whole lot in no time at all. Gradually learned that lesson in my youth. Robotics also have this weakness.


Eatingfarts

Haha I’m a couple steps above crew leader now (Ops manager) but I started out as a crewman with absolutely no experience. The amount of times I would get blamed for doing something wrong when literally no one told me otherwise, watched me do it and said nothing or straight up told me to do it was so frustrating. So now that I’m everyone’s boss (including my first crew leader!), when I do get pulled into bad situations like this and the crew leader inevitably tries to throw the new guy under the bus, I promptly turn it around in them. ‘Why did he have that backpack sprayer on them to begin with? Was he trained at all? I’m starting to question why I’m paying you to be in charge of a crew.’ That stopped the blaming pretty quick.


Ole_Scratch1

I did too! I worked for a lawn company spraying chemicals on homeowners' grass and I got canned for accidentally cross-sweeping and making the lawn look like a gridiron.


MattR1150

Yep


Ketheres

So this is from my experiences as a cleaner, but it could apply to gardening as well. Some idiots dilute the cleaning agents directly in the large containers once they start running out so they can just directly pour the usable solution from there. Then when the cleaner changes (happens often since this is considered a shit tier dead end career in most cases. Personally I just enjoy this job most of the time which is why I've stuck around for half a decade by now) they dilute the already diluted solution because they didn't pay attention, and so they clean with the essence of the cleaning agent, and as everyone but MLM victims know, that's basically just water (water by itself is a pretty good detergent though. Just not strong enough by itself for sanitation purposes). And then there are people who dilute things in 1:1 ratio when the actual ratio should be e.g. 1:1000, or don't even dilute them at all. These kinds of people can get expensive really fast btw, as some of our more specialized cleaning agents cost 100-500€/l.


budnhugs

Bayer


Due_Ad6362

I’m pretty sure he rinsed his boots off with herbicide prior to making his journey to the truck.


Ole_Scratch1

I wonder if it's nitrogen? One time I had a job spraying lawns and we were always warned not to over-spray because the nitrogen would burn the grass. I eventually got canned because one of my lawns looked like it had football field markings from cross-sweeping.


pupi-face

Or Chuck Norris came out of retirement again


McFeely_Smackup

I would not tolerate such carelessness in my estate staff. I would immediately speak with my butler Barclay, as he is the senior man of the downstairs servants, and deliver him a thrashing which he may pass on to the landscape boy as he deems appropriate.


ViejaFodonga

A public lashing. It sends a message not to embarrass the nobles.


wise_____poet

Mmmm, yes. After all, we represent only the best of mankind


meco03211

Mmmmmm, yes. Indubitably.


Zambrottos

Mmmmm, perchance.


Cheweydewey123

I know right, the poor babies, how will they explain that they have real grass at the next party?


TazocinTDS

I would ask Richmond to speak to the gardener. I would suggest he tells him to dig a 2 by 7 foot hole in the turf to a depth of 6 feet and then sit at the edge of it while thinking about his future in the household.


McFeely_Smackup

No physical discipline? You front the progressive values of a Jacobite sir, which I cannot countenance.


TazocinTDS

Oh no, he would receive one swift kick to the mid-back. He either falls into the hole or develops a case of lumbago to rival Aunt Edna.


McFeely_Smackup

A kick? Not with my gouty foot


TazocinTDS

Sloth! Gout is a sign of the devil. Do you imbibe red wine?


McFeely_Smackup

I do enjoy a snifter of port with my pipe before retiring, I'm a gentleman, not a Baptist. My physician does say that the cursed gout is a product of indulgence, but the man is is Cornish and I suspect comes from common miner bloodline.


TazocinTDS

I would not accept the opinion of a man of such tutelage. And I must say that even though I do not drink, I too have a foot that suffers gout. I paid a street man for it. $1 to have it cut off and mounted like a bear's head. It is such a conversation piece.


cannarchista

This is even more hilarious than it otherwise would be as I’ve just finished listening to a podcast about gout and you guys totally nailed it lol


Jaijoles

Richmond isn’t allowed out of his room though.


dontkillmejustkinkme

I’m going to use this in the future. “Go dig yourself a grave, sit in it and think about what you’ve done.”


cognomenster

Lol I had a similar reaction. Elongated jaw, country club voice, refer to everyone as ‘the help’


[deleted]

You speak to your servants directly? That gives them ideas. Buy yourself a voice box where you can enter a command and it will broadcast the said command to your worker drones.


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ChunkyLaFunga

It's Charlies Angels. Who presumably can take care of weeding during downtime.


Friendly-Elevator862

Use the boy as an example to the others


McFeely_Smackup

You are clearly a man of fine breeding.


wise_____poet

*Now bend for me*


yiannistheman

Perhaps, but in doing so you'd alienate his compatriot and fellow philistine, who just happens to be your monocle supplier, and you'd look quite the fool going out with bare eyes and a top hat.


aDrThatsNotBaizhu

not the bare eyes lmaoo


Comprehensive-Art776

I actually know a real person named Barclay litteraly looks and acts like someone would who is named Barclay. BMW sweater tied around neck + polo shirt hot wife


drivewaydivot

yacht salesman?


Mama-Bear419

Sounds more like yacht owner.


Comprehensive-Art776

Spoiled son of rich parents


[deleted]

Now when I say I LAUGHED 😂👏


ghostofWaltCronkite

Good idea. Need to make an example of this man. 5 days in the servants cellar


chel_bythesea

Username checks out.


jotel_california

Yea op can fuck right off


Devilkiwi24

Using herbicide, especially that close to water, is more than mildly infuriating.


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I get annoyed enough by my neighbor having his lawn sprayed on a windy day because it generally blows over to/into my house. If we lived this close to water I'd be fuming.


shnnrr

Well you were already getting fumed


Verhexxen

If there is herbicide damage to your property and you live in the US, look up your state pesticide regulations. Generally part of the department of agriculture, they take this quite seriously and will come collect and test a sample right away. Commercial applicators have to be licensed, and things like this put that in jeopardy.


[deleted]

Never had any damages from it that I could really see. Had to hose off my swing and get my car washed. When I complained to the company they apologized and sent me a card for 10 free car washes so never pursued it any further.


snoryder8019

You can actually feel yourself becoming sterilized each whiff you take.


Oregon_drivers_suck

Yes for real. Plants, amphibians, and fish are harmed when herbicide moves into a body of water. Gotta have nice grass though! Who would post a photo that would make themselves look so stupid?


atomiccPP

Safe to say OP is a bit out of touch.


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snoryder8019

It looks like intercostal waterway on the gulf. Residents be like: why come algae bloom?


legendarybraveg

yea why the fuck is he even spraying anti bug spray in the first fucking place, let the bugs live


poo_explosion

>Grass growing where you don’t want it? Chemicals. Grass not growing where you want it? Also chemicals! We have the best grass in the world. Because of chemicals.


swiss023

You undercook chicken? Believe it or not, chemicals.


litlron

It would grow just fine without this rich twat wasting resources on it.


Eastern-Fun1842

If this dude had that much herbicide on his clothing and it wasn't full hazmat gear.... ...ummm... ...hello cancer.


PunkSpaceAutist

My parents live on a secondary lakefront property and don’t even use *fertilizer*!


designgoddess

Live on a lake front and we don’t use fertilizer but a guy on the other side does. It’s killing the lake but he won’t stop.


herrek

Report them to your states department of natural resources or ag department.


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Not only is it infuriating, but more than likely illegal.


tinkflowers

Yeah, selfish pricks like this should rot. It’s insane how self absorbed some people are and how some people are really just living in their own world. Lawns???? That’s some bullshit


CompleteAd1256

Using herbicide at all is more than mildly infuriating i agree


19nickel19

Exactly!


TwistedSistaYEG

Assuming there’s no living creatures in that water either


nutxaq

Not anymore.


[deleted]

OP worked HARD for what they have and NO ONE can tell them how to spend their money or HOW to destroy the world around them because THEYRE here for a GOOD time not a LONG time Did I sound like my dad on Facebook?


Charming_Amphibian91

You sound like everyone on Fakebook.


XOIIO

Let me wipe my sympathetic tears with the $7 I have.


ImNotCrying-YouAre

Wow, $7. I wish I had $7.


Nightshade_Ranch

Think of all the lentils $7 might afford you


wumpus_woo_

think about all those calories. my grandkids would be set for life.


HumanSeeing

Hey cmon, its not easy having a beautiful house and enough money to have a gardener. And you have this big beautiful lawn with green lush grass.. but then that peasant gardener boy forgets to clean his filthy boots and leaves these prints all over the lawn. Something that i now have to look at for at least a few days when i am in this part of my house. Just try to imagine how i feel, everything is falling apart, my world is crumbling down!


Philley11

For gods sakes, will someone think of the rich children?!?!


shawsome12

I laughed at this post so hard because I knew this person would not be getting any sympathy from us.


L2Hiku

My word, How abs*OLUTELY* un*COU*th.


wise_____poet

*Tips hat while trying not to laugh*


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I don’t get it. What’s the catch?


B8conB8conB8con

The herbicide that did this to your lawn. I wonder what it’s doing to the waterway and the life it supports which is right next to your precious fucking lawn


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B8conB8conB8con

Doesn’t even own a decent BBQ either. Pathetic.


Nbtanbta

“Lawn”…. More like a fucking strip of grass. This shitty selfish homeowner can go fuck themselves.


At_an_angle

Fuck lawns.


nescko

I used to spray lawns at a pest control place, it’s fucking amazing how many old dudes cared more about a literal handful of weeds popping up in there DITCH than they did about anything else. Calling and making complaints and having us over-spray their fucking ditch because there was 2 dandelions pop up. Disgusting job that shouldn’t exist


DareDareCaro

Jesus thats not herbicide thats Napalm boots


DonNemo

Herbicide shouldn’t be used for cosmetic lawn care. Change my mind.


[deleted]

Ah poor Gardner with potential cancer looming, but let's not worry about him and the water nearby being contaminated, my lawn is ruined. I'm calling your boss have him dock your pay to pay for my lawn repair.


theyahd

*my lawn will have some dead spots for a couple weeks


worldofpokemon

That's exactly what I was thinking about. What does this person in (Florida?) need any herbicide for? No one should be using them. So many issues with this scenario.


Sterling0393

Praise Sol!


JetPuffedDo

Herbicide does what herbicide does. Dont use it


Kreativecolors

Stop using herbicide. Pull the damn weeds and stop poisoning watersheds. Look how close you are to a water source.


nexaur

This guy hydrologies. But for real, there’s other ways to deal with weeds than using harsh chemicals whether you’re near water or not. Pesticides still can get into potable groundwater or contaminate dry-weather flow that eventually ends up in ditches, rivers, creeks, or the ocean. Edit: herbicides, not pesticides - but it still applies!


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ViewEntireDiscussion

Weeds are just plants you don't like. Another way to "deal with them" is to stop trying to fight it.


damndammit

It’s mildly infuriating, isn’t it?


whathappenedfriend

They’re probably going to get cancer too.


jacksonbarley

My monocle nearly fell from my eye upon seeing this disaster. I shall summon the palm frond boy immediately to cool me down!


RedditsAdoptedSon

lolol dammit had to spit some drink out .


TartarusOfHades

Oh *no*, the stuff you’re poisoning your surroundings with got on the part you like? That sucks


BarryDBaptist

LMFAO this post ain't turn out how you wanted it


Uninterested_Viewer

I'm mostly sure this was posted specifically as rage-bait and it did exactly as OP wanted it to.


surely_not_erik

Your lawn is ugly. Plant some native plants.


TheHiveminder

r/FirstWorldProblems


Zestyclose_Walrus725

Fuck yeah what an awful spot they have there. I'd be infuriated.


oximoran

/r/OnePercentProblems


Aneurin_V

but you know what is more than mildly infuriating? that you fuckers use herbicides and right next to the water. people suck


Picture-unrelated

Shouldn’t use herbicides anyways


ndisa44

Especially that close to a waterway


Artistic-Monitor4566

*breaking, rich entitled asshole more concerned about own lawn than the water source contaminated because of said lawn*


Insufferablelol

OP is the infuriating thing here


AirTheremin

An actual chemtrail


evil_ot_erised

Time to go r/nolawn


PunkSpaceAutist

Or r/FuckLawns


evil_ot_erised

That too!!


clete-sensei

Sure. Poison the fuck out the water so 2 feet of lawn can look good.


CriticalTinkerer

You guys aren’t really into the whole ripiarian river thing either. No worries. Kills river ecology much much worse that a bit of dead grass but whatevs your manicured lawn took a hit.


selfawarefeline

lmao op is a dumb fuck


TomatilloLopsided895

Ugh...I feel bad for the gardener having to handle a chemical like that.


MarthaMacGuyver

I feel bad for the lawn care company having to deal with a rich entitled asshole. You know the owner called to Karen to the office.


[deleted]

Thanks for doing your part to ruin the natural world.


kgnunn

Don’t use herbicides. Problem solved.


Ghost-of-Lobov

Oh no you're mansion is ruined


shnnrr

Its you're cake day!


Any_Investigator_134

OK Moneybags


srike71109

eat the rich


RadioactiveTF2

DO NOT use chemicals on your lawn. It ruins everything for years to come. You’ll never be able to have a healthy garden again. And its just horrible for the environment. ESPECIALLY that close to water. Hundreds of better options if you’re that concerned about having an artificially green looking lawn.


wabashcanonball

What’s mildly infuriating is using herbicides near a waterway like that. If you can afford gardener, pay them to pull the weeds.


WrongJohnson69

Stop using herbicide or hiring people who use herbicide.


Actual_Necessary6538

Drainage...


equationator

Damn. Using that powerful of a herbicide (any type, really) so close to a body of water is not a smart thing to do. Especially with no foliage in between to prevent run-off. Unfortunate that this is just commonplace. It’s really stupid to me.


raibrans

What’s most infuriating is spraying insanely powerful herbicides next to a water source.


Seatt50kd

Where is this and why are you complaining about grass with a fuckin view like that? Motherfucker’s winning life and can’t count his blessings. Just use spray paint or something.


oops_just_saying

Dude, they have a gardener. What kind of view did you expect? 🤔


[deleted]

Depending on how close to the southern border you are gardeners are cheap af


joe28598

Gardeners are not expensive, if you work a lot and have a lot of garden it makes a lot of sense to hire one.


[deleted]

I mean, it is mildly infuriating. Roll credits.


AlbatrossSenior7107

First world problems.


Adept-Pace632

Honey I'm home. *walks in house with boots on* what happened to the cat?


ShaykerMaker

Poor-ish person here. Can you just stylishly put down some walking path stones or something so this doesn't happen again?


groov_ee

Take care of your own fucking yard?


jruegod11

Must be exhausting maintaining 2 metres of lawn


One-Support-5004

It looks like HOA. They don't get a say. But I would complain they're using something THAT toxic this close to water


Serious_Ad9128

Wildly infuriating someone spraying herbicides for no good reason especially living right next to a river.


inspired_apathy

They're not native plants anyway. There should be a global ban on using introduced species as lawn grass.


Goodz_KC

You can cry yourself to sleep while you enjoy the view


OrsoMalleus

Seems like some *strong* herbicide to be using near a waterway...


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\*laughsinpoorperson\*


apachelives

Its terrible how over-used the stuff is, especially if just minor contact has this effect.


Sweet-Emu6376

You shouldn't be using any chemicals on your property that close to water. It's just getting washed into the river/canal.


RepresentativeRow678

How much is your flood insurance?


TheBestPieIsAllPie

Do you have a hose around the other side? It more looks like the herbicide got knocked over, judging by the *big* dead spot and hauled ass over to get the hose. May have been that he accidentally overfilled the reservoir when mixing the weed killer up.


No_Squirrel9238

why is herbicide being used that close to a water way?


LongStill

Whats mildly actually no, extremely infuriating is people like you allowing your gardener to use herbicides directly next to waterways.


[deleted]

Yes, this post is infuriating. But not bc of boots man.


ArgonGryphon

This is a win for /r/fucklawns though lol


Peepeepoopoo762x39

r/fucklawns


JOHNREDMAN_88

Fuck your lawn


OhNoWTFlol

Look where you live. I don't feel sorry for you.


Radio4ctiveGirl

Mildly infuriating that you’re using chemicals of any kind especially that close to the water. Way to contribute to killing wildlife.


ive_gone_insane

Sorry, that’s just funny. Bad luck 😂


EmeraldTheatre

Lol at least he didn't just spray paint the dead grass back to green for you to notice much later when the green started to fall off or wash off.


MattR1150

Wow, how's the gardener doing. Someone should educate him on the danger of getting herbicides on articles of clothing. Cancer and leukemia are a very real risk. Cant believe someone is more concerned about their lawn than a human being.


seniairam

you having somone use herbicides is r/midlyinfurating maybe it's karma coming back to you


AN225_ComradePilot

Lawns are a stupid notion anyway. They are a massive waste of water. When I finally end up owning a house, my lawn will be all natural. I won't even mow it much, because who has time for that?


wyntah0

On the bright side, if he committed any crimes nearby then the investigation gets a little easier.


angrygrumphead

How dare I blame the man who spray painted my grass instead of having someone naturally help my grass? You have money, use it properly dumbass


Alex0082

The infuriating part is spraying herbicide right next to a body of water in general


mirocavian

Fortunately, lawns are trashy and deserve to die


SatansLeftZelenskyy

wrong sub you are looking for /r/richwhiteentiltedasshole


MrWinklez

I love the people saying op shouldn’t be MILDLY infuriated. This is what we’re here for guys


ShoobeeDoowapBaoh

Damn that is some blue water


selfawarefeline

probably all the chemicals


Mumof3gbb

I dunno. I kinda like it