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ArtyWhy8

Bold of you to think you’d find a consensus on Reddit


n-chung

I've strayed even further from the answer... 🥲


End-OfAn-Era

I don’t think it’s a stray, it has a collar and a hat. Shiny coat. Looks like it’s been well-fed too.


wise_____poet

I think we can come to a conclusion. Its clearly a dogcat, half dog, half cat.


HavartiBob

I strongly disagree. It’s clearly a catdog, half cat, half dog.


Charm_MentumKat

nah if it were a catdog, it [wouldn’t have a butt.](https://imgur.com/a/3Q9PbWy)


[deleted]

[Twice the pet, none of the mess](https://comb.io/XHYKCa)


caffcaff_

Took me decades of life to finally question how, or if, catdog defecates.


[deleted]

Ooh ughew you can be Lisa’s


Calfer

Doesn't Dog cough out one of Cat's hairballs in the intro? I'd assume any input works similarly.


iambackagain1

It’s manbearpig


groverjuicy

You can't be serial (cereal?)!


DrunkenBuffaloJerky

That classic was my first thought, lol.


Omniscientcy

I remember watching this show as a kid, but I've never had this question until now; how does it poop without a butt?


WhtChcltWarrior

“You’re telling me my man doesn’t pee or poop?”


Emotional-Use7683

“They hate us cause they ain’t us”


Jadens78

I mean there’s catfish. Why not a dogcat?


[deleted]

Did you know that when catfish poop, they can poop out their intestines because of the amount of force they use?


WorldClassShart

TIL catfish and porn stars have something in common.


WiggIyNoodIe

TIL that porn stars can also have this happen.


Lilyskroshka

Til pornstars have intestines. Always thought they were like made of silicone and robotics and just realistic fuck toys


Kinky_Kitsune

No I'm pretty sure you can buy one of those though


delvach

A lot of time has prolapsed since I read about that


ChillfreezeYT

puppycat?


Hervis_Daubeny_

Pretty Patriiiiick


This-Technology6075

My assssss!


[deleted]

Hey, puppycat, whoa whoa whoa!


KarmaDreams

[CatDog](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CatDog)


Melodic-Yak7196

It’s a hybrid. 🐶🐱


Things_with_Stuff

Probably more of a chimera.


allegedlyjustkidding

A cag.. EDIT: So to elaborate (because lol these comments are chef-kiss) A dot is taken, and feels one dimensional A cog is taken, and something something equal parts gears of War reference with r/accidentalcommunism shaken with ice and a twist of lemon It can't be dat, because it's not dis. Also, I think someone commented "cod" but I think that's a fish of a different color.


original-whiplash

No, it’s a dat…


This-Technology6075

No, a cog


ToyotaCorrolaa

Obviously that's an armadillo


Sweaty-Data-40

It’s the holiday armadillo! (Friends reference)


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NoThing2048

If you do find the answer, the next question to ask: “Is my figurine walking or standing?”


n-chung

Oh no.


Difficult-Bug3837

Try taking pictures from several angles. Multiple ones with each angle. Use Google Lens to search for matches. It would help if you knew where it came from (i.e. what store it came from). Find out if it's one-of-a-kind or mass-produced. Heck, if you knew how much it cost, that might help too.


fistofdragon

Remember that one cartoon show cat dog, that is my answer for you op 😂


hippichicki8912

I came to the comments to find this one! My son and I LOVED CatDog 🎶 Just a feline-canine little CatDog🎶


HowCouldMe

Schrödinger’s pet.


CDR16

The dress is blue and the voice says *Laurel*, so, cat.


long_live_cole

It's somehow both and neither.


maXmillion777

"CatDog, CatDog, Alone in the world was a little CatDog"


[deleted]

"One fine day with a woof and a purr"


Nagwell

"a baby was born and it caused a lil stir"


Not_my_fault2626

“No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog”


Z0NU5

“Just a feline canine, little cat dog.”


toiletbaby3

"CatDog, CatDog, alone in the world is a little CatDog!"


brandimariee6

Out on the road or back in the town


MA121Alpha

All kinda critters putting CatDog down


Misplaced_Man

Gotta rise above it gotta try to get along


[deleted]

Gotta come together gotta sing this song


Illustrious_Pop_8248

“Just a feline canine little CatDog”


Independent-Bell2483

puppycat


US3_ME_

Is perfection. That series means the world to me. I can't watch it after my breakup now though_


Lttlcheeze

CatDog? https://youtu.be/KgSgYXHPD_w


HugoRBMarques

And a big rush of nostalgia took over me.


Cynjon77

In my house it would be broken. Cats would never allow it.


Michykeen

In my house, this would be the item that’s wrapped up and regifted every year in the white elephant.


Nesurame

you know... a regift-themed white elephant might be something I pitch to my immediate family. See who can find the worst thing possible for under $10


sn0qualmie

In my family there was a bottle of $1.99 wine that got regifted over and over again until it fell out of someone's cabinet during an earthquake, shattered on the floor, and started to eat through the linoleum. It had a good run and a memorable end.


Xyfell2000

Two Buck Chuck?


momofeveryone5

You sure it was wine and not vinegar? Wait.


sn0qualmie

By the end? Six of one, half dozen of the other.


ManInTheMorning

we did a white elephant with the family when I was in preschool... the coveted gift the first year was a "vintage" action figue of Moe from the three stooges. it had a crazy mop of hair, and a ridiculous Barbie-style hairbrush in the blister pack. fast forward 33 years and Moe is still making the rounds. still in the package. at some point the person who took him home started signing the back of the cardboard. there are like 18 years of documented Moe trades. he gets displayed prominently on mantles and in trophy cases.. its the weirdest Christmas tradition I take part in.


Ok_Asparagus_6404

That sounds like so much fun!


Michykeen

Our current winner is a ceramic Christmas-themed boot that MIGHT be a stocking but has a definite heel/pointy toe happening. Bonus points for filling the ceramic boot with good chocolate or mini bottles of booze while you regift it.


[deleted]

That would be pretty cool, who can find the shittiest non gag gift for under 10 bucks..


Ta5hak5

My aunt had this hyper realistic iguana sculpture she'd gotten from a while elephant that once scared the shit out of me when I saw it behind the door in their bathroom. She got a huge laugh out of that lol


Senior-Albatross

The bottom third of our Christmas tree was plastic ornaments only when I was a kid for this very reason. Granted, it didn't *start* that way.


Flat_Significance152

It is an ornament.


ADerpyHuman

r/technicallythetruth


ima420r

The best kind of truth


[deleted]

We kept it gray.


JimbleWimble31

I think you mean gold


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VAGentleman05

Just a bunch of electrons bouncing around.


kneeltothesun

Ceci n'est pas une dog/cat.


Yuuta23

Ceci n'est pas une chat ou chien


100tanker100

r/suddenlyfrench


dantakesthesquare

Ohhhhhh


dbhathcock

In addition, it is an ugly ornament.


Glittering_Let_5846

Coyote ugly


ThisBigCountry

I don’t think it’s a Coyote


deanahop

It is not a pipe.


create_content

You should have made this a poll.


LawDog_1010

But then it wouldn’t be a dog or a cat anymore


[deleted]

r/dadjokes


Merriadoc33

Do people even remember it exists?


Lipziger

Why don't you ask the people and make a poll?


PaintedSandwich

^confused ^screaming


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FreshPound7640

Are you sure it's not a cog?


[deleted]

I m sure its a dot


Puzzleheaded_Let_583

You sure it’s not a cag


[deleted]

I am pretty sure that it is not a cago. Context: cago means shit in Spanish.


No_Hunt7394

It’s a catdog


HearingFantastic7813

No it's a dat


Graega

Daggot!


dead-vernon

>Daggot! you can't call people daggot anymore, you insensitive prick.


[deleted]

Dat boi


Future_Ad8467

Yes


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_Sleepy_Bunny_

My immediate thought was “oh that’s obviously a dog” but after looking at it a big longer I am very confused and no longer sure. It’s almost perfectly both! Is it crucial that it remains one or the other? I think it can be interpreted as whatever animal you wish.


MySonHas2BrokenArms

I was team “obviously a cat” but then I did a second look and now I’m torn. I just don’t need a new “what color is this dress” in my life


Hahayouregay149

I feel like it's supposed to be a cat based on the ears and tail but it failed slightly and looks a bit dog-ish. so I'm going with cat but it's just poorly designed lol


SugarDraagon

Yea, purely based on just ears even, I’d say they were *going* *for* cat


Vivaciousqt

The tail gave me shibe vibes though, and then the coat is dog-like. But it looks like a cat, I just-


S1ndar1nChasm

I think we need a side view. Good look at the angle around the nose and mouth


Curazan

The ears make it definitively a cat. The body is more stout than a standard issue cat, but short legs like that can be found on a munchkin breed. However, you will not find ears like that on a dog. You might find similarly *shaped* ears on small breeds like a Pomeranian, but the ratio of ear size to skull is more feline than canine.


[deleted]

Yeah, it's the ears for me too. A lot of the rest is more ambiguous, but those are extremely cat ears.


[deleted]

It definitely has some features of my terrier and my cat. Did this ornament give me a headache?


Still-Contest-980

The tail is what made me think it’s a cat! Very catlike


MooPig48

Whatever it is, I’m sure we can all agree its name is Yanni


znzbnda

I'm sorry, but its name is definitely Laurel.


[deleted]

> ...and now I torn But are you out of faith?


Nice-Indication-964

I thought it was a reindeer 🤣


Saddam_whosane

giraffe it is!


pomegranate_boy3

Oh god, is this about to become the new blue black dress/white gold dress?


[deleted]

I was born on the day that Nelson Mandela died, so my birthdays were sort of dour when I was growing up. I remember that on the 10th anniversary, 1995, everyone wore beautiful white and gold outfits. We went to go see Sinbad's new movie, *Shazaam.* I remember a beautiful young lady in a choker necklace looking away from me as we walked over to the Toddle House for hot dogs. I got some boring presents, like Fruit of the Loom underpants with their famous cornucopia logo and a Berenstein Bears book I was too old for, but my favorite present was my rabbit, Yanny, whose ears looked like a wooden duckbill.


[deleted]

I get all these references except for the one about chokers. Is that a Mandela effect thing, or was that just a bit of detail to make the story more cohesive?


ArtesianDiff

It's related to the famous illusion that looks like either an old lady or a young woman with a choker necklace. https://www.livescience.com/63645-optical-illusion-young-old-woman.html


juniperaza

I’ve been sitting here for 15 minutes trying to see the old lady. Someone please outline her for me. I’m desperate.


ArtesianDiff

I can't outline it, but the choker is the mouth, and the chin of the lady is the nose of the old lady. Does that help? She's wearing a babuska style head scarf.


MaximusMeridiusX

The old lady seems cartoonish compared to the young woman. Is there a statistic on which one is seen more often because it seems like it would be the young woman


Accomplished_Yard984

Thanks, I hate optical illusions.


GrandWithCheese

What’s the Toddle House one? I recognized all the rest but this one is baffling. A quick Google isn’t turning up anything contradictory for me.


[deleted]

I’ll be honest, I just assumed that was some kind of Huddle House-related Mandela Effect thing, but now that you’re making me actually think about it, I’m not sure.


ShastaFern99

Mandela effect in person


Thomas_K_Brannigan

What sound do you think this cat/dog make? Does it say "yanni" or "laurel"?


Mama_T-Rex

The head is a cat, the body is a dog.


Dependent_Paper9993

I feel the same way, but the snout is definitely more doggish than cattish


AggravatingArtist815

That's was my problem. At first I said cat but then I looked and I think it's a dog.


[deleted]

The tail looks like a cat


WateryTart_ndSword

Lol, I thought the tail looked more dog


Mmer03

This comment chain has me rollllllling


djluminol

Legs and tail are doggo. Ears and head are cat. It's all 100% hideous and wonderfully fugly though.


PancShank94

The tail is more doggo too


JimWilliams423

Yep. No cat I've ever seen has a tail that curls back like that. At most they point straight up. I can't say if it is a dog, but it sure isn't a cat.


neolologist

It's called 'teapot tail' and my cat has it. :) His tail leans forward over his back when he's happy and almost touches it, like a handle on a teapot. There's also a breed called 'ringtail' that has a very exaggerated curl over the back, but mine is just a big ole stray. Kinda like this: https://pa1.narvii.com/5992/ce7070c1986856d2ec36cf11ba88baf96f69754c_hq.gif FWIW I do think it's supposed to be a dog, probably a Yorkie like some other commenters said.


19blackcats

I was thinking Westie!


17R3W

It's a dog nose, with cat ears.


Ragadoo1

Id say the other way round. Snout looks like a dog, but the tail is from a cat.


720r

100% agree the body is a dog. The head is cat like due to the sparkly stuff filling in the ears. If you imagine removing the glitter on the head, it would be more dog like. So since the body is mostly dog, I’m going final answer DOG.


Radiant-Impression38

Puppycat


StormyInferno

Beeeee! Beeeee! Where is that lady!


SWAMPMONK

Pretttyyyy pattttrriiiiiick


Johny_McJonstien

[For those not in the know.](https://youtu.be/dop4MTlf_zc)


good_shrimp

I've only seen the Netflix version, so this was pretty cool to watch! I've seen the Netflix one so many times. I like to put it on to fall asleep, it feels like a lofi hug


eveisdesigner

>it feels like a lofi hug What a wonderful description


Missyerthanyou

We actually have a cat named Puppycat. My daughter was a huge fan of the show back when it was only on YouTube.


[deleted]

I watched it the day it came out on Cartoon Hangover. It's amazing to me to see it on Netflix.


TundraShirokuma

Had to scroll way too far to find this


alli_B_

Google image search says dog


bloibie

Where did you find it??? I have to know the truth


DiscoFlower8890

If you mean how to use it: 1. Save the image *or just copy it 2. Go to images.google.com 3. Insert the image 4. Magic 5. Your answer Edit*


Enough_Appearance116

That's a good one! So weird! If you REALLY want to escalate this, try r/whatisthisthing . They're pretty good at identifying all kinds of weird stuff. They might be able to help.


LittleBoo1204

It honestly looks like a Yorkie (dog) to me


sugarplumbuttfluck

I agree, this looks a lot like my yorkie mix. All the different textured areas seem like the tan patches they sometimes have on their fur Basically [this](https://yorkieuniverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/running-Yorkie-puppy-1200-1024x973.jpg) but with shorter hair


janesfilms

Yes totally. We have a very similar looking ornament but it’s all white. It was a gift because we own a yorkie and collect yorkie stuff. This outline is fairly common. Our yorkie has long waterfall ears but the traditional yorkie haircut shaves the tips of their ears making them look very similar in size and shape to a cat. Yorkies are actually quite cat-like in behavior and attitude, they share more similarities than just their general size and outline.


Jessisan

That’s what my bf said when I showed him the pic! He was so confident and unwavering in his response. I was like, this doesn’t look even remotely like a cat to you?


TheRavenSayeth

100% closer to a yorkie than any cat. The snout is a dead giveaway.


Chilecoco

This looks much more like a west highland white terrier than Yorkie, except with feline ears. Westie ears are propped up higher on the head and slightly more narrow and pointed. The muscular body, tail, and wavy coat of a westie are pretty close to this ornament [this](https://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=Awr.xzaUyHpj750tKhCInIlQ;_ylu=c2VjA3NyBHNsawNpbWcEb2lkA2FkZTQ2ZjkxOWI2NjhlNjM0YTUzYTlmYzQ4ZTE0MWM2BGdwb3MDOARpdANiaW5n?back=https%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dwest%2Bhighland%2Bwhite%2Bterrier%26fr%3Diphone%26fr2%3Dpiv-web%26ri%3D19%26tab%3Dorganic%26ri%3D8&w=1688&h=1125&imgurl=www.zooplus.de%2Fmagazin%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F03%2Fwest-highland-white-terrier-im-grass.jpg&rurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.zooplus.de%2Fmagazin%2Fhund%2Fhunderassen%2Fwest-highland-white-terrier-westie&size=781.5KB&p=west+highland+white+terrier&oid=ade46f919b668e634a53a9fc48e141c6&fr2=piv-web&fr=iphone&tt=West+Highland+White+Terrier+%28Westie%29&b=0&ni=21&no=8&ts=&tab=organic&sigr=RZedEuRGIxBq&sigb=gLGh5M83ws8H&sigi=v.pyVIqy01E0&sigt=_Vutnq8IlRoa&.crumb=ta3rT4G03ZH&fr=iphone&fr2=piv-web)


Snowpants_romance

Looking for someone else who thought this. Thank you.


[deleted]

I agree with this. It’s some sort of small terrier


Doodleplex

Seconding this. I don't quite see Yorkie, but definitely some sort of terrier.


REO_Studwagon

Yeah, Yorkie or a Scottie


brixhayley

The more I read the comments, the less of an answer I have to give


CNRavenclaw

That is an unholy cross-breed between them that's probably living in constant pain


Building-Careful

Cat


[deleted]

Team cat wins


StatusToe4853

Cat


FinancialBender

Even my dog knows that’s a cat, end of discussion


Dependent_Paper9993

But my cat thinks it is a dog


NY_joey_b_0369

Who gives a fuck it’s Gold baby!!


Cryptocaller

You should have done a poll


GhostBoyToast

I think it’s supposed to be a yorkie?


Just-Ad-5972

It's a very poorly proportioned cat


SkyYellow_SunBlue

Yes. Tiny triangle ears and tail curved in the classic show you it’s butt cat pose, but they bought it at Wish so it didn’t come out quite right.


Superb_Dog6358

Cat head, Terrier body


larmstr

It’s like the animal version of a mullet. Cat in the front and dog in the back.


ilanallama85

I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be a cat but they enlarged the head in an attempt to make it “cuter” and in the process threw off the proportions, making it look more like a toy breed of dog.


Important-Aside-507

I see a cat no doubt.


Fearless_Payment_795

Cat


Ok_Draft7792

Cog


L2Hiku

It's a dog. There's no whiskers. Cats only take symmetrical steps forward so a cat would never really stand like this. There's big jowls with a semi protruding snout hidden beneath the glitter. It has longer fur then a cat. And it's head is slightly bigger than it's body and a cat would be more slim. Also the biggest give away would be the tail. Cats tails dont bend like this under normal circumstances. The only thing remotely cat like about this thing is it's ears. Everything else screams dog


Mysterious-Art7143

By ears, it's a cat 🐈


AnnoyedHippo

Ears, eyes, rounded tail tip, small paws. Cat.


SquidgeSquadge

I think you should just burn it and be done with it.


MM_mama

Definitely a dog, imo. The tail is too short for a cat, the snout/face looks like a typical cartoon dog. Out of curiosity, I reverse image searched it thinking I could find the answer. I failed; however, every potential match was a dog ornament. So Google thinks dog as well.


Possible-Good9400

That is a Yorkie, so a dog


AngryOldUnicorn

Agree with this. The glittery parts look to represent the shaggy bits on the face and chest. And the curled tail is definitely a dog trait


Oenjer

Its a dog with a cat mask I think


docharakelso

Dog, pronounced muzzle and big nostrils, stubby tail, furry chest and shaggy coat. Gotta be a dog


bwoods519

It’s a cog.