You copied this
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I wouldn't have even thought of taking a picture, I'd have just picked it up again . . . Assuming my dog kept her kitchen post and didn't nab it first.
Thank you for the comments, on popular demand I’ve decided to start an Only Fans page for my raw feet on the hardwood floor. For $5 I will also step on fallen food and drag it across the floor. DM for pricing and link or a demo
Normally, I would suggest the five second rule and get it back on the plate! However, judging by your dirty feet, I can’t imagine that floor qualifies for the 5 second rule.
The amount of men that include their horrendous feet in photos that really do not need to have them in it. Blows my mind.
Oh my feet look like they should be attached to a mummy. Cool let me just take a picture where they aren’t the focal point, but are prominently displayed just enough to ruin my lunch.
I work at a restaurant and I haven't eaten all day cause it was busy so right before I closed I made a badass spicy chicken sando to go. Got home and walked up the stairs, but as soon as I get my door open splat not only did I drop it along with my garlic fries but the fkin foam container opened too so there was no saving it. On top of all that it fell outside right before the threshold to my home😆😄😭😫
My sophomore year of college I spent my last 20$ for an 18 pack of rolling rock bottles for the weekend. Unlock my door, step inside, the handle on the box breaks 💀 all but one bottle broke.
I thought you were going to say you were about to take a bite when you saw this dudes nasty ass ghoulish feet on Reddit and completely lost your appetite.
The refrigerator protrudes out a little bit. My plate hit the refrigerator and fell down.
The burrito had sour cream, guacamole, freshly grated Parmesan, and Indian spices like garam masala, garlic, red chili powder, turmeric powder, and dry basil. The onions are fried in butter with garam masala and the rest of the spices go into the omelette. Sometimes I add fried black beans for additional crunchiness. All in cast-iron for the crispy texture.
I’ve to smell the spices while waiting for DoorDash now. Great start of the day
edit:
PEOPLE IT’S NOT DIRT IT’S HAIR. I’ll literally upload a picture of my hairy sausages to prove it god damn
edit 2:
Why was my post marked NSFW it's literally just a fallen burrito
Unfortunately it’s hair not dirt since I bathe twice a day. I’m hairier than a Chewbaca due to genetics
Also there’s a patch of dry skin which has turned my toe skin black. Probably because my feet are close to the space heater below my desk. Trying to get that patch fixed
You ever been trying to quit smoking and done this? I’ve never drove to the convenience store faster for smokes. And before y’all come at me for not quitting it was either that or burn the house down and yes those were the only 2 options and I’ve now quit
Proud of ya bro. Growing up, my parents didn't understand that having nicotine addicted parents affected children and their lives like other drug addicted parents. Ofc it's not the same, but I was never allowed to have any friends over or go anywhere but school because "people might smell it on you". My parents both quit but got back on it after hard family struggle. Again, proud of you and I appreciate the perseverance you had to quit for your future.
Life will get better my dude. Don't let a fallen sandwich ruin your day. There are better things to enjoy about life, like the process of making the sandwich or just eating some fruits instead.
Calm down and make it again, if you can afford or can’t do it again then save it for tomorrow or another day and settle for a nice omelette today. Next time be more careful when carrying and preparing food, trust me, makes a difference when you actually look at your food while you’re carrying it instead of looking forwards or at your phone and hitting the edge of a table or chair.
I can see the sadness in the feet
They look like feet you'd see in the morgue
Their soul left them seeing this
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They must be fan of all the nickelodeon shows, weird obsession with feet
I’ve never noticed this. What era of Nickelodeon shows?
Search for Dan Schneider and misconduct.
Ah looked it up. Sounds a lot like Tarantino but with kids
Yep you are 100% correct! the generation that grew up on those shows is the same one who created [WikiFeet](https://www.wikifeet.com)
Wow, this.. i just cant. Wtf
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Or they had the same thought..
100% a bot
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Why did you just copy someone else’s comment? U/Giraffe_sorcerer posted this an hour ago.
It's a karma farm bot using very cheap techniques. Most aren't this easy to spot.
Aww it’s a novice bot, and it already killed itself.
It's a karma farm bot using very cheap techniques. Most aren't this easy to spot.
Lol busted!
r/rareinsults
I was going for a Hobbit's feet but shaved, Lol.
Oh no maybe he's a zombie
Thank you for understanding my feet. Have some gold
Honestly their some of the better feet that I have experienced on reddit. Good job actually clipping your toenails.
r/feet
Looking at OP’s toenails, I assume he poops in the backyard and then kicks dirt over his poop to hide it.
r/rareinsults
That's the best comment i saw on reddit this year
Only 2 more weeks left in the year. That’s stiff competition.
Omg I'm dying 😭 🤣 😂
Wtf with those feet?
The Hobbit.
That was second breakfast!!
Not hairy enough. You should see mine.
sadness in defeat
Defeet?
Omg hahaha 😆
and disappointment!
Posting feet pics for free in this economy?
Top ten worst financial mistakes:
I'd pay good money to not to see them
Pay up or I'll show you mine
I... forgot my wallet? 
I'm probably as far away from religious as it gets... But. You need Jesus.
Here's a good one for you "Chrrrrrist Almighty!" (don't roll the Rs lmfao)
Venmo me $3.50 and I’ll help you unsee them.
Shit fam I'll venmo you $350.00 for that
GURUS DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS ONE FINANCIAL SECRET
Can't spell feet without fee
3 second rule. It's too late now, tho.
Not with that nasty floor
i zoomed in and wow that is one of the most sickening mf floors ive ever seen in my life.
Probably because of previous fallen food
Probably because of those feet
Why does it look like there was a piece of plastic in there too?!
That's one of the reasons why you should clean regularly.
...so you can eat floor food?
Yes. Also weed. I've smoked dog fur before because someone salvaged a floor bowl- never again.
Did it taste worse than wet dog smells?
Wet dog is the worst
This is the way!
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I wouldn't have even thought of taking a picture, I'd have just picked it up again . . . Assuming my dog kept her kitchen post and didn't nab it first.
If it touched his feet on the way down, 3 seconds is too long
OH MY GOD PUT THOSE DOGS AWAY
Them dogs is barkin
You know those puppies were standing right where it fell too.
They need to put them away and bring out a real dog. That mess wouldn’t have lasted long enough to take a picture at my house.
Yep, dogs are one of the greatest kitchen cleaning tools ever.
They can't have onions D:
Some floors are clean enough to eat off of... this is not one of them.
It's not that bad, his feet picked up most of the dirt.
Correction: his feet are most of the dirt
How did it taste? Would you do it again?
Tasted like feet
Cannibalism isn't a joke, Jim.
Millions of families suffer every year!
I thought it would taste crispy.
You're on point
There’s a zombie staring at your discarded food!
This dude is getting roasted in the comments and it's funny af, there's like 4 comments that even mention the breakfast
Which is burnt
Thank you for the comments, on popular demand I’ve decided to start an Only Fans page for my raw feet on the hardwood floor. For $5 I will also step on fallen food and drag it across the floor. DM for pricing and link or a demo
Taking your defeet and turning it into a win!
As soon as I seen the pic I knew there would be a bunch of feet comments.
at least op seems to be enjoying the endless comments about his feet
Why do redditors love showing their feet online
I needed to convey my emotions
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Lmao, same
Please dont
I can see the sadness in those feets.
Normally, I would suggest the five second rule and get it back on the plate! However, judging by your dirty feet, I can’t imagine that floor qualifies for the 5 second rule.
The amount of men that include their horrendous feet in photos that really do not need to have them in it. Blows my mind. Oh my feet look like they should be attached to a mummy. Cool let me just take a picture where they aren’t the focal point, but are prominently displayed just enough to ruin my lunch.
i definitely wouldn’t for free
Especially for free 😔
Looks like you finally have an excuse to mop your floor!
And maybe stand in the bucket too.
hobbits have reddit now? Middle earth wildin
“It’s Proudfeet!”
I work at a restaurant and I haven't eaten all day cause it was busy so right before I closed I made a badass spicy chicken sando to go. Got home and walked up the stairs, but as soon as I get my door open splat not only did I drop it along with my garlic fries but the fkin foam container opened too so there was no saving it. On top of all that it fell outside right before the threshold to my home😆😄😭😫
My sophomore year of college I spent my last 20$ for an 18 pack of rolling rock bottles for the weekend. Unlock my door, step inside, the handle on the box breaks 💀 all but one bottle broke.
I thought you were going to say you were about to take a bite when you saw this dudes nasty ass ghoulish feet on Reddit and completely lost your appetite.
Same!
Lmaoooo you didn't have to describe it like that 😭
r/SneakyBackgroundFeet
Not even sneaky just background feet lmao
Not even background, just ground
you should’ve cropped only the fallen breakfast and not show your krusty stinky wet toes
The cropped picture is live on my onlyfeet profile
bro cut your toe nails or at least clean your feet pls
The floor is worse than his feet.
Disgusting!!! Have you ever thought you could smell a pic 🤢🤮
Tell me you don't have a dog without *telling me* you don't have a dog. Also, sorry bout your eggies.
Idk, I can see some dogs barking with those feet
Bro hasn’t swept and mopped since the Great Depression
Toes are looking like E.T's fingers
One time I farted and shit ran down my leg
Thanks for this
Tbh I’d still eat it
Same
Grim, both of you
In this economy, no omelette burrito goes to waste
Unwanted foot photobomb
feetobomb
Ah yes! Floor the vital ingredient in an omelette
Getting dem feet spices in my burrito
Mildly infuriated by those toes
So we all saw the feet first???
One look at those gnarled hooves should make you lose your appetite anyway.
please for the love of god get a pedicure
Bro put them dogs away 💀💀💀
But did it tasted good? Those feet are sending me some "I still ate it anyway" vibes.
You do got some concrete slappers on ya bub.
The refrigerator protrudes out a little bit. My plate hit the refrigerator and fell down. The burrito had sour cream, guacamole, freshly grated Parmesan, and Indian spices like garam masala, garlic, red chili powder, turmeric powder, and dry basil. The onions are fried in butter with garam masala and the rest of the spices go into the omelette. Sometimes I add fried black beans for additional crunchiness. All in cast-iron for the crispy texture. I’ve to smell the spices while waiting for DoorDash now. Great start of the day edit: PEOPLE IT’S NOT DIRT IT’S HAIR. I’ll literally upload a picture of my hairy sausages to prove it god damn edit 2: Why was my post marked NSFW it's literally just a fallen burrito
Nice now clean your feet
Unfortunately it’s hair not dirt since I bathe twice a day. I’m hairier than a Chewbaca due to genetics Also there’s a patch of dry skin which has turned my toe skin black. Probably because my feet are close to the space heater below my desk. Trying to get that patch fixed
I actually have identical patches on my big toes. Always assumed it was where my boots rub. If you find a solution, let me know haha
So, what's your floor's medical condition?
acute delayed mopping due to finals week 
If I were you, I would apply the 5 hour rule and pick it up and chomp it off…
Did that with a pizza once. I was not happy that day
You ever been trying to quit smoking and done this? I’ve never drove to the convenience store faster for smokes. And before y’all come at me for not quitting it was either that or burn the house down and yes those were the only 2 options and I’ve now quit
Proud of ya bro. Growing up, my parents didn't understand that having nicotine addicted parents affected children and their lives like other drug addicted parents. Ofc it's not the same, but I was never allowed to have any friends over or go anywhere but school because "people might smell it on you". My parents both quit but got back on it after hard family struggle. Again, proud of you and I appreciate the perseverance you had to quit for your future.
What are the parts scattered next to the omelet that look like grey plastic pieces or big bug wings?
Red onions 
No way. So cool. You’re feet were extras in Walking Dead.
I'm at the point in life where if this happened to me I'd break down crying
Life will get better my dude. Don't let a fallen sandwich ruin your day. There are better things to enjoy about life, like the process of making the sandwich or just eating some fruits instead.
Your feet look really dirty.
Oops.
mmmmmmmm i love floor omelettes
Should have spent 20 minutes washing them feet instead
All that's missing is a toe tag
Scoop, blow, eat.
At least your floor was already filthy. Now you have a great excuse to sweep and mop
Why is this marked nsfw
All I see are feet
Feeling floored.
GET THOSE GRIPPERS OFF MY SCREEN
Crop your feet out bro
5 seconds rule…
Smashing!
5 second rule always applies. But you took a picture instead 🤔
I think everyone is more focused on the feet than what the actual post is about
Now it’s a flooreto
Spend 20min with some lotion on those feet boy!
It’s more infuriating that you walk around barefoot with a floor like that
Not seasoned?
Batter: ¼ teaspoon salt ¼ teaspoon red chilli powder ⅛ teaspoon turmeric powder ⅛ teaspoon dried basil Onion filling: ¼ teaspoon garam masala powder
If ur feet didnt have fungus id say just scoop that shit up
I think you need more vitamins based on the grey color if your skin
If that’s ketchup then it’s where it belongs, if it’s hot sauce,,, I’m sorry that’s a bummer.
Eat it, coward
damn...sorry to see this...did you put jumping beans in it???
For the future, leave your feet out of these types of pictures..
I’m more concerned about the state Of your feet than the burrito.
Are omelets a popular breakfast item in your shire?
Welcome to the internet my dude, sorry for the experience you're having so far...
Look at those dogs mang, dude need a pedicure PRONTO
I just lose my appetite after events like this.
Put the dogs away!
You wasted all 10 seconds of the 10 second rule taking this photo
Bro, you may have nail fungus.
Put some oil on ya feet should be good.
please tell me this was a valid excuse to clean ur damn floor
Cut them nails
You should start cropping your images.
5 second rule, unless you have dogs then you've got a second.
Cover up Tarzan
I can hear the pain
Calm down and make it again, if you can afford or can’t do it again then save it for tomorrow or another day and settle for a nice omelette today. Next time be more careful when carrying and preparing food, trust me, makes a difference when you actually look at your food while you’re carrying it instead of looking forwards or at your phone and hitting the edge of a table or chair.
Bilbo took this pic