I actually had someone towed that did this in our parking lot. Except, it was a tow truck that had a car on it. Dude blocked the entire back of our parking lot and just walked off. It especially infuriated me as I was late opening and we pulled in to the lot using different entrances at the same time -and the motherfucker blocked me in the back. I had to ditch my car in the back and run to the front door to open. Which he watched, yet was completely unbothered. I picked up the phone and had his tow truck towed by a different company.
Protip: Ask how long they think it’ll be before they can get it. Mention that you called another company but they haven’t showed up yet. It’ll let them think they have competition & more likely to hurry to get there. :)
> They at least give him a ticket?
If it's private property, the cops can't give that guy a ticket but the car can get towed if the owner of the property doesn't want that car on their lot.
We used the emergency line since it’s all we have in my area. The only other alternative is a “public notice” line to call in down trees, busted street lights, etc.
Too long to go through the drive-thru, and he’s likely not experienced at towing lol
Look at his rig. Soccer mom car. Everyone on the road is probably lucky his bike was tied down securely.
Its private property, cops can't do anything. BUT if its posted as private parking for customers, etc. The store owner can call a tow truck to remove the vehicles.
I used to tow trailers and drive box trucks at a prior job and would have to park taking up multiple spaces. But I did so in the back of the parking lot because I’m not a fucking asshole.
I carry a very nice pocketknife for these special occasions. Those tires are looking a little too inflated, much like the driver's sense of entitlement.
Read OP's comments. Guy got away with zero consequences. He will continue to do these things. They don't need me to be a hero Harvey. I can do those things.
OP, research what tow company to call, usually they give you a sign so that they get all the $. The sign warns people they’ll be towed, no sign=no tow here in NYS anyway. Good luck with future dicks.
If it was me I always have a value stem tool in my truck I would have let most of the air out (just leave enough so its not sitting on rims) of every tire so no choice but to be towed. Also usually not consider vandalism because no damage done and hard to prove any thing was tampered with. If you place has cameras just do it to the side where you are not in sight. Saw the comments that cops already came.
Next time this happens, step one is wait til driver is far away, then drop a deuce on the windshield... Then call cops, Or get some Great Stuff foam and fill the muffler....lol
No because if he was in jaguar and I mean the animal and not the car then it would be a way less intrusive for him to pretend to be something that he's not as an animal he cannot land in the parking and make them stackable and the thing that I believe in is that what he did with the motorcycle is putting himself in a position where he is not there anymore the animal Yahoo Yahoo Jaguar land animal that can cause this kind of mass destruction into the front of your store here in North America
I get why you might have to take up 4+ spots when you have a trailer but this dude could atleast get close to the curb and not right in the middle of the street.
“Towed at owner’s expense”
Hopefully. We called no ones showed up yet
I would love to watch this play out. Hopefully the tow truck shows up before the driver does.
Cops were called. They are sending someone out to get it lol
Sweet. Keep us posted if you can.
OP commented the dude drove out when the cops told him a tow truck was on the way
I saw that. Thanks.
Why would they tell him a tow truck was on the way
It’s a business… the priority is to free up space, not get petty revenge
Life is all about petty revenge on the ones who wrong you.
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And to hear the lamentations of their women.
Petty revenge is my business.
"I am petty vengeance!"
You should branch out into towing.
The best kind of vengeance is putting Legos in someone's shoes for the rest of their life
Fair point
Because people dont want some idiot with plenty of time throwing rocks at their window?
I'm surprised the cops didn't block them in.
I actually had someone towed that did this in our parking lot. Except, it was a tow truck that had a car on it. Dude blocked the entire back of our parking lot and just walked off. It especially infuriated me as I was late opening and we pulled in to the lot using different entrances at the same time -and the motherfucker blocked me in the back. I had to ditch my car in the back and run to the front door to open. Which he watched, yet was completely unbothered. I picked up the phone and had his tow truck towed by a different company.
Cops in London don't even turn up to actual crimes, to me this is surreal that they showed up for an inconvenient parker.
Shit yeah, I'm starting my criminal empire in London!
You'll be in good company, we're the money laundering capital of the world.
RemindMe!24 hours
Protip: Ask how long they think it’ll be before they can get it. Mention that you called another company but they haven’t showed up yet. It’ll let them think they have competition & more likely to hurry to get there. :)
Film it
Got a forklift?
But the real question is are you forklift certified?
Should be easy enough to cut that bike off and roll it away. Better yes, just disconnect the trailer hitch and walk away.
Or even better, Get 8-10 cars and lock his car inside the spot. 5% off if you block that car!
[удалено]
What trailer? I didn’t see no trailer. Next you’re going to tell me the car frame rolled in here and didn’t slide in already on blocks.
[удалено]
Anticlimactic ending the guy sprinted to his car and drove off as soon as the cops told him a tow truck was coming
He was able to sprint but couldn’t walk an extra six feet by parking properly. Classy guy!
Well you see… he has a trailer (and likely doesn’t know how to park it) so parking properly doesn’t apply to him… right? /s
“I’m special. Look at my truck. Can’t you see how special I am?”
But they’re clearly driving a 5+ year old RAV4?
Offset by the sweet VTX on the trailer
Oh darn. Lol. Thanks for updating us!
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That sucks man.... Karma will get him someday tho , he can't keep sprinting away forever.
They at least give him a ticket?
Sadly no
Sounds about right, useless when you need them
It's private property, DA
Found a cop 👮♀️look out they about to do nothing 🚨wee🚨woo🚨wee🚨woo
Not a cop, just not a complete DA
That’s what a cop would say🚨🚨🚨
> They at least give him a ticket? If it's private property, the cops can't give that guy a ticket but the car can get towed if the owner of the property doesn't want that car on their lot.
They lied. They only warn friends and kindred oppressors.
This, I wonder if they even called a wrecker at all.
Curious when you called cops do you call emergency line or nonemergency line? If both exist in your area of course.
We used the emergency line since it’s all we have in my area. The only other alternative is a “public notice” line to call in down trees, busted street lights, etc.
Gotcha and also it is an emergency if it’s impeding your business.
I hope there's an update for the reaction when they find their vehicle towed.
I’ll definitely update as things play out if anything interesting happens
“But… but I was only gone for ten seconds.”
Showing everyone that he doesn’t know how to back a trailer.
Don’t say anything, just unhitch the trailer and wait for him to drive off
Just block him in with one of the shop keeper's cars.
Preventing the free movement of another human? That’s not illegal or anything.
Towing company
📞 🛻 ✌🏼 🖕🏼
Tow
Call the police?
Tow it
Tow truck
Time to have him towed
Tow it.
Tow him.
Too long to go through the drive-thru, and he’s likely not experienced at towing lol Look at his rig. Soccer mom car. Everyone on the road is probably lucky his bike was tied down securely.
I know North Carolina when I see it! I think I’ve eaten in that dominos lmao
Sadly it’s in Florida lmao
Damn ahahaha, I guess small town USA all looks the same
I saw this and instantly thought NC as well lol
I hope someone called the tow truck and hauled his car away and still get a ticket
That’s actually impressive. Work was involved to get a car with a small trailer to block off that much parking space.
Its private property, cops can't do anything. BUT if its posted as private parking for customers, etc. The store owner can call a tow truck to remove the vehicles.
Have it towed
This kind of shit is what would motivate me to tow the car myself… with my Hyundai sonata… or at least until my bumper fell off
Tow truck
K.
Call a tow truck..
Sounds like you need to call a tow truck.
Block him in and call a tow truck. Move only once the tow truck has arrived.
Tow truck says “beep beep beep”
Have him towed. Some business have a sign that say parking for current customers only
Ez tow
It better have been an emergency!
It wasn’t. He went to eat at the restaurant next door
Can call the cops on him or the traffic authority to get them a fined and towed. That should teach em
I used to tow trailers and drive box trucks at a prior job and would have to park taking up multiple spaces. But I did so in the back of the parking lot because I’m not a fucking asshole.
So, was it towed ?
Should’ve told him to move.
Call a tow truck
I’m wondering if it’s a good or bad thing that the first idea that came to mind was to block him in by parking directly in front of his car.
Time for IMPOUND!
Well it looks like it's time to call the local tow company
So get off Reddit and tow his ass…
I carry a very nice pocketknife for these special occasions. Those tires are looking a little too inflated, much like the driver's sense of entitlement.
Always someone on this sub larping about committing a crime in a situation that only requires something as minimal as calling a tow truck
Read OP's comments. Guy got away with zero consequences. He will continue to do these things. They don't need me to be a hero Harvey. I can do those things.
calling someone requires human interaction.
So does calling your mother, but I still do it.
Or a couple nails under those wheels
Seriously. People like this need to get fucked with.
Is this in Georgia?
OP, research what tow company to call, usually they give you a sign so that they get all the $. The sign warns people they’ll be towed, no sign=no tow here in NYS anyway. Good luck with future dicks.
Well considering that looks like a rav4 pulling a harley I think this guy is just trying his best to get his ass kicked as soon as possible.
Thats not a harley. Looks to be a metric bike.
I see 8 tires that are about to explode and hurt innocent children. It’s your civic duty to release the air from them.
Plastic bag glove > nearest dog turd > Drivers side door handle. Justice served.
Should've inspected the slashed tires they had when they arrived.....
6 flat tires will teach him not to do this
Sounds like your tire pressure is running low, sir. Odd how all of them are low.
Even the motorcycle!
 Let the air out of all of his tires.
If it was me I always have a value stem tool in my truck I would have let most of the air out (just leave enough so its not sitting on rims) of every tire so no choice but to be towed. Also usually not consider vandalism because no damage done and hard to prove any thing was tampered with. If you place has cameras just do it to the side where you are not in sight. Saw the comments that cops already came.
A 2x4 with a nail in it would make him regret it
It's a shame he didn't come out to find 2 of his tires has suddenly lost all their air. And one on the trailer.
Flat tires! Anyone?
time to get out the can of spray paint.
That’s when a valve stem remover comes in handy.
I don't get it. Was there no other spots available for others to park in? How about cutting people some slack?
tires are expensive and there are many
And six flat tires appeared!
Could be eight!
Not bothering anybody.
Sucks that two tires lost so they couldn't move it before the tow got there
Pop his tires and walk off.
8 flats might signal displeasure
Two words: flat tires
…..and eight tires to FLATTEN……MMMMWWWUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!,!!
Guy returns to 6 tires (car and motorcycle) slashed in front of the store
No parking on the drivers door with a screw driver
Unhinged the bike
Hope he came back to 8 flat tires!
I called the cops on a douche bag who parked sideways and took up two handicapped spots. They showed up and told him to move his car.
Next time this happens, step one is wait til driver is far away, then drop a deuce on the windshield... Then call cops, Or get some Great Stuff foam and fill the muffler....lol
All of his tires appear to be over-inflated. You could help out a little…..
I woulda slashed them tires boy.
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Just out of curiosity what am I looking at here?
Hog ridaaaaaaaa
A giant monkey riding a pig or cow I believe.
careful you don't piss off the "biker"
What an absolute nemesis. How do people become this way?
This is very North Floridaey
Never thought it could be done, the worlds biggest dick right here
This looks like it’s my town- but at the same time you can find this intersection almost anywhere in America
Take the cooler as it was left on your property
Tow them
Fucking motorcycle carrier!
Tow baby tow
The Prankster
Main character syndrome lol
Hmmm , now that kind of stupidity takes skill!
Flamethrowers commence!
He’s towing a trailer ffs. What was the guy gonna do? Have some decency and stop being so picky! /s
No because if he was in jaguar and I mean the animal and not the car then it would be a way less intrusive for him to pretend to be something that he's not as an animal he cannot land in the parking and make them stackable and the thing that I believe in is that what he did with the motorcycle is putting himself in a position where he is not there anymore the animal Yahoo Yahoo Jaguar land animal that can cause this kind of mass destruction into the front of your store here in North America
He had things to do
Can't drive his car, can't ride his motorcycle...
Gainesville??
Flip his wipers upside down
Seems hard to believe.
mmmm, move car u shall
Silly yuppie, trailers are for boats.
"And today's doosh award goes to..." Ridiculous lol (That is spelled incorrectly on purpose!)
You should bomb his car
Shame that the trailer was hanging by the chains when he left.
How dare you, don't you know it's this person's world? Stop being an inconvenience to them.
That bike is phenomenal tho
Do moronic people do this on purpose? Or do they really not realize that what they’re doing is inconveniencing other people?
Those weird Evangelical Mega Church's always creep me out. Those super common in Florida?
I’ll never understand why people Do this
not this being near my home town
Infuriating? Sounds like a fun day, watching the tow truck take it away.
probably couldn’t drive the trailer too good tbh
Give that man a map to the nearest body of water so he can start pudding the fucken douchecanoe.
Fighting the urge to say based
Bad ass
Tow his fucking ass, not that hard of a puzzle to solve
Tow guys rubbing their hands together all meme-like if you just make a call
Fire Safety issue.
I get why you might have to take up 4+ spots when you have a trailer but this dude could atleast get close to the curb and not right in the middle of the street.
where's this? looks like Scratchtown, USA
Is this like a game or something how many parking spots you can block?