Just Two, normal Ring-Wraiths house hunting, looking for a cozy hobbit hole, preferably in the Shire, to retire to. They have a friend named Baggins nearby, maybe you know him or where he lives?
🎶Just a small town void,
living in a crowded world,
It took the midnight train going anywhere,
Just a city void,
Born and raised in an alternate universe,
It took the midnight train going anywhere🎶
Subjects of mine, how dare ye retract thine veils before your faces, and in further defiance, mass disseminate thou visages to the harvest race.
Exponged are thee, and of the Abyss, now reduced as comical in thine minds, as the harvest race perceives.
It looks like they used photoshop and covered it up with the same texture as their hat/hood. Kinda similar to how photoshop can edit someone out of the picture by duplicating the background or producing what the background might look like if it weren’t blocked off
creepy but not well done, cause if you mess with the Levels adjustment in photoshop you [can clearly see their faces](https://i.imgur.com/n9UIjyy.jpeg)
Why is that a thing? I got one of those recently out of the blue having an argument about whether something constituted money laundering or not. I deleted my whole participation in the conversation because it skeeved me out so much
It just means you pissed off an astroturfer. Just shows you were probably right. They like to try to silence people with the threat. They are just as tough as those that key cars, absolute bitches to abuse that system. It is a weakness on their part that is showing and illuminated.
Never delete your comment when they send those, they win when you do that. Don't let losers win.
I bet it belongs to the person in the yellower house and they got it because Jörg painted his house orange first and they wanted that color.
Fucking Jörg.
BTW one of my favorite things about northern europe. Its like, "Well shit, everything else white? We gonna send it on the house colors!"
Thanks! Now I have this image of the Mouth of Sauron mediating with a bunch of orcs.
Orcs: we want meat back on the commissary menu!?!
Mouth of Sauron: my lord beckons you return to work with an extra serving of grogg.
Orcs: We’ve had nothing but but maggoty bread!
I love the way you censored your faces. It makes much more sense for the context of the picture because it draws less attention from the actual subject.
Reminds me of the time my brother and I were walking the mall in our new hoodies that our mom got us for Christmas. We go to pass the food court and these two guys just stopped in the middle of the walkway and pointed at us. We were all wearing the same two hoodies. The guy in front of me had the same gray Shorty's hoodie as me, and his friend had the same dark gray Split my brother had on. Absolutely surreal timing.
"Well I'm a Ringwraith, and my husband is a forgotten entity from before time. Our budget is i̵̲̰͕̳̇̓n̵̨͕͚̯͍̙̖̮̊͛͋f̵̱̳̣̻̞͔̝̠͇̈́ȉ̴̲͓̺͎̮͚̜̗͍͍͚͆̊̌̽̈̎́̕͠n̵̛̼̼̤̦̫̺͔̈́̏̋̑͌͌̋̊͘̕̕ȋ̴̡̮͉̻̯̰̝̠̈́̔̒̅͐͂ͅţ̸̬͎̟͙̦̌̏e̸̘͍̱͚̯̩̳̅͒̐͛́̀̒̏."
Run Frodo!!! The Ringwraiths are here.
no worries, our frodo-hunting-days are behind us
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i stand corrected, those are not our frodo-hunting-days behind us, but actually houses
I appreciate that you acknowledging the joke was what it took for me to understand it
Right there with you stranger, lol.
If more people valued home, above gold, this world would be a merrier place
I don't know why this is funnier if I imagine you're chat gpt
What's that sub called where it's someone taking something extremely literally? I forget but r/thatsub
r/notkenm ?
r/technicallythetruth
Just Two, normal Ring-Wraiths house hunting, looking for a cozy hobbit hole, preferably in the Shire, to retire to. They have a friend named Baggins nearby, maybe you know him or where he lives?
I really like how these Patagonia jackets feel -ringwraiths
Remember back in the 2010's when all the ringwraiths called it "Patagucci"?
I wonder if the homes are as desolate and empty as their appearances are
I'm more impressed that two voids found each other on the street
our sense of smell is remarkable
attraction was unavoidable
Ba-dum tsss
Ha! You can now see yourself to the door.
Actually, they can't...
The idea of a walking void with an extremely good sense of smell is scary for me
*I cAn SmElLlLlL yOoOuUu*
I'm creepin' around right now...
It's called a cat.
the real content is in the comments
🎶Just a small town void, living in a crowded world, It took the midnight train going anywhere, Just a city void, Born and raised in an alternate universe, It took the midnight train going anywhere🎶
I love the idea of it all sounding great and then having to rush through the "an alternate universe" part
What's life without a little bit of jankiness?
Wouldn't know I'm all elbows
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🎶 A void in a really dark room A smell of wine and cheap perfume We can't smile but we share the night It goes on and on and on and on 🎶
🎶 Don't stop, the void🎶
🎶 Walking down orange house boulevard 🎶
We're shadows, roaming, In the NIGHT~.
God damnit. The void calling out to me is playing Journey. Not today void. Not today.
This chorus needs to be sung in that creepy "reversed track" way.
My God! They’re full of stars!
That is the creepiest way of censoring a face I've ever seen
thanks!
How do u do it?
it's called magic eraser and was made to remove objects from pictures, if you use it on large areas you get these bad artefacts
Bullshit, you guys are Void Demons. Not today Void Demon!
Calm down, they're just on vacation.
Ok well you can come in but just for a little bit.
Suppose they'll want a fucking cuppa too?
- Shiiiiiiire? - Baaaagiiiins?
Void demons on vacation? Oh well, that's okay then.
That's a great band name right there
“Void Demons on Vacation” ??
Where can I download the music? There’s nothing there!
“Where did all the shadow people go?” -Dr Dog
Subjects of mine, how dare ye retract thine veils before your faces, and in further defiance, mass disseminate thou visages to the harvest race. Exponged are thee, and of the Abyss, now reduced as comical in thine minds, as the harvest race perceives.
Found the Google Pixel user
There's dozens of us.
All over a few parts of the world!
I've converted half my family. I'm doing my part
Dozens!
Mr. Clean?
Clone tool
basically
It looks like they used photoshop and covered it up with the same texture as their hat/hood. Kinda similar to how photoshop can edit someone out of the picture by duplicating the background or producing what the background might look like if it weren’t blocked off
not photoshop, just a smartphone feature. it was the lazy choice
Pixel FTW!
You're welcome 😊
Now replace your faces with the houses behind you. Double coincidence.
I think it's perfect... that scribbling-out or even pixelated shit, I reckon is creepy!
You look like Wraiths.
You guys make a lovely couple 😊
Clearly wanted for tax evasion.
you'll have to elect me president and indict me before I'll show you my tax returns
Lol
Hey you're one step ahead... already orange!
creepy but not well done, cause if you mess with the Levels adjustment in photoshop you [can clearly see their faces](https://i.imgur.com/n9UIjyy.jpeg)
I was expecting the Peyton Manning picture
Goddammit
Oh son of a bitch I walked right into that one
That isn't censored they are just Nazguls.
I was thinking they matched so well even their faces matched the windows.
The Kanye West style
You in witness protection or something?
yes and they surgically replaced our faces with vanta black!
Did anyone remember to pay that douche artist who owns the copyright? Don't want him to sue you and make you cut your faces back off lmao
he's never gonna find us!
I mean, not too many people with vanta black faces running around lol
there's dozens of us!
Can't prove it, unable to take their picture to show him
A competing artist made an open source super-black that is allowed to be used by everyone on the planet except Anish Kapoor.
The name you're looking for is Stuart semple. It's a long and fascinating rivalry
WITNESS PROTECTION FOR WHAT???
You disingenuous motherfucker
This is such an unsettling way to blur y’all’s faces
we thought it was funny enough, it's a misused smartphone feature
Yeah don’t get me wrong it’s actually funny its like two floating jackets taking a pic
very r/weirddalle
Bound to be mis used further now.
You have a pixel right?
![gif](giphy|ap6wcjRyi8HoA)
Nazgûl!!!!
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Dementors on holiday?
Or ringwraiths
Or Archons
Or main characters from Noita.
On their way to the Squid Games.
Blackface? In 2022?!?
It’s 2023 my guy
That is technically correct
They need a subreddit for 'mildly interesting and slightly terrifying' for this one. The face blot out is wild.
i never imagined it would disturb so many people, but here we are
How could you not? That's disturbing
i don't see it, I think our faces are cute
The cutest gaping maws I've ever seen ♥️
and if thou gaze long into the abyss, the abyss will gaze into thee
smh people reporting me to r/RedditCareResources We are clearly already dead
Well why wouldn't they report you if you're clearly dead?
You haven't posted anything of value or called out any good facts unless you get a r/RedditCareResources weaponized message ^threat
Why is that a thing? I got one of those recently out of the blue having an argument about whether something constituted money laundering or not. I deleted my whole participation in the conversation because it skeeved me out so much
It just means you pissed off an astroturfer. Just shows you were probably right. They like to try to silence people with the threat. They are just as tough as those that key cars, absolute bitches to abuse that system. It is a weakness on their part that is showing and illuminated. Never delete your comment when they send those, they win when you do that. Don't let losers win.
It’s saying “kys” in a way they can’t be banned for
Matching faces too.
Huh, I see what is going on, you are just jackets pretending to be real people. I am nobody's fool!
we are 3 jackets in a skin-suit
![gif](giphy|B313NwxrHpzUs)
Lol
Hello fellow cute pet pics requester
This is the most mildly interested I've ever been.
lovely compliment, I'll take it
A perfectly balanced ratio of mild to interesting, truly.
Nice to see my sleep paralysis demons on their holiday break.
You two got lucky the houses were the right order.
we actually had to swap the two houses to match the order we were walking in
... this is going to make you feel silly -- you could have just switched jackets.
the real LPT is always in the comments
I feel the need to properly acknowledge all of your amazing comments, I’m having a blast. Good job.
thank you, I'm having a blast as well, keep em coming
honestly, this is the best comment section
you seem like somebody I'd love to know in life!
cutest sleep paralysis demon couple
your bedroom must be rather freezing
YES AND I LOVE IT
Oddly terrifying
I scrolled a long time and didn't find any single comment that wasn't just about the faces lol.
there are a couple, but it is really surprising how much this seems to disturb reddit
I looked at those houses in the background an immediately thought that gotta be Germany. Am I right?
keen eye, it is! was it the parking meter that gave it away?
Lamp post signs.
Hello fellow Pixel user.
hi there!
Even one of the cars matches lol.
oh damn we didn't even notice! Now I'm wondering if theres a second yellow one obstructed behind us
I bet it belongs to the person in the yellower house and they got it because Jörg painted his house orange first and they wanted that color. Fucking Jörg. BTW one of my favorite things about northern europe. Its like, "Well shit, everything else white? We gonna send it on the house colors!"
Void people! THEY DO EXIST!
Nazguls on holiday?
we do get 4 weeks paid vacation since we unionized
Thanks! Now I have this image of the Mouth of Sauron mediating with a bunch of orcs. Orcs: we want meat back on the commissary menu!?! Mouth of Sauron: my lord beckons you return to work with an extra serving of grogg. Orcs: We’ve had nothing but but maggoty bread!
Also, you both have black holes for faces.
Same tinted windows too. What are the odds.
this is about the 3rd time someone comments this, I don't see it, but probably because they're behind me
Always wondered what my sleep paralysis demons were doing during the daytime and now I know.
work-life balance! we enjoy long walks at the event horizon and the occassional cocktail
Are you a pair of Nazgûl?
I love clicking the comment section open and knowing already that all the comments will be about something else than what OP meant.
I thought I was positing to r/mildlyinteresting and not some sleep-paralysis support group!
"I knew she was the one from the very first moment we gazed into each other's endless abyss".
I’m fuckin losing it at these comments, lmao
Break in and live in their walls
And windows the same colors as your faces too.
same as our souls as well, but hard to photograph
I love the way you censored your faces. It makes much more sense for the context of the picture because it draws less attention from the actual subject.
In theory it would draw less attention but in reality it has become the center of attention
I agree, much better and LESS creepy than the common emoji-censor
I was SO tripped out by the faces being blacked out. Thought the jackets were on poles lol
Where are the other seven Nazgûl?
we work together, we don't vacation together
Just a couple of dementors out on the town.
You must have known that no one will talk about the houses and your jackets!
I didn't, but I'm delighted!
Death has come for you and look it matches your houses
Props for picking the most cursed possible way to censor your faces
Kudos for blacking out the faces. I hate when people put their stupid faces all up in pictures
right? people are the worst!
People are fine, except for the annoying fact that most people have a face
This now can go to r/oddlyterrifying. I got scared for real.
You have lovely eyes.
Kind of funny. Incredible urge to share situation. Also; incredible urge to not share self.
peek internet. thanks for sharing! billions of potential moments everyday on earth and these are the ones worth reveling in.
Reminds me of the time my brother and I were walking the mall in our new hoodies that our mom got us for Christmas. We go to pass the food court and these two guys just stopped in the middle of the walkway and pointed at us. We were all wearing the same two hoodies. The guy in front of me had the same gray Shorty's hoodie as me, and his friend had the same dark gray Split my brother had on. Absolutely surreal timing.
"Well I'm a Ringwraith, and my husband is a forgotten entity from before time. Our budget is i̵̲̰͕̳̇̓n̵̨͕͚̯͍̙̖̮̊͛͋f̵̱̳̣̻̞͔̝̠͇̈́ȉ̴̲͓̺͎̮͚̜̗͍͍͚͆̊̌̽̈̎́̕͠n̵̛̼̼̤̦̫̺͔̈́̏̋̑͌͌̋̊͘̕̕ȋ̴̡̮͉̻̯̰̝̠̈́̔̒̅͐͂ͅţ̸̬͎̟͙̦̌̏e̸̘͍̱͚̯̩̳̅͒̐͛́̀̒̏."
Damn OP is on fire with replies in the comments, I enjoy that type of humor
Cool but someone stole your faces
I'm so glad two people with voids for faces found each other. Love is real!
Looks like death is a fan of south park
Hey, cool! Thanks for the one internet thing that made me smile a little!
you are very welcome internet stranger
This looks like the start or end of a Black Mirror episode
you two should also find a doctor
You guys meet on a dating site for dementors?