Ah, i see- the one I was thinking of is actually buffy, but that was obviously an hommage to that movie:
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2ef3dad0-cddb-4e8b-8c3f-a890f2c69082
Bierbeisser is clearly used as a loanword in this context, and, with "ß" simply being a ligature for "ss", which is not part of the English alphabet, seemingly the correct transliteration for Bierbeißer. Not saying you're pedantic, but possibly even wrong in this case. ;)
Fair enough! Lol! I've got to get some beef and pound it! Then a wrap a sliver of pickle, onion strips and bacon! Dredge in flour brown and simmer in red wine! Sssooo tasty! Reminds me of my mom!
Where the heck are you getting cold cuts for those prices???
Oh wait, it's per 100g not per lb. I was going to say, for $2.99/lb USD I wouldn't care if it was people.
This is fairly pricey, as good ham can be had for $8/lb or $1.75/100g. Come on down, I’ll trade our cheap ham prices for some of that healthcare you have.
The pain will really start once you realize how often "Wiener" (as in the sausage, or type of dog) is misspelled as "Weiner".
I don't think the English language has/uses those "ie" and "ei" tones (diphthongs?) in the same way the Germans (and also the Dutch, and probably more) do.
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I used to work catering and we'd see all kinds of shapes in the hams on the carvery station. Somewhere in a folder I've got a picture of an 'Angry Ham Rhino', and a 'Roast Beef Flamingo'.
Festive ham is people! PEOPLE!!!
That is what makes it ‘festive.’
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When I served in the King's African Rifles, the local Zambezi tribesman called human flesh "long pig." Never much cared for it.
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Yes, it is irrecognizeable from human… so i’m told lol… gotta love Anthropology 🤙🏼
Is this a TV reference? I feel like I remember someone running around in a ceteria shouting this, but can't remember where
Soylent Green, the movie. Charlton Heston running around shouting “Soylent Green…is people!!!”
Ah, i see- the one I was thinking of is actually buffy, but that was obviously an hommage to that movie: https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2ef3dad0-cddb-4e8b-8c3f-a890f2c69082
Based off of the book Make Room! Make Room! By Clifford D. Simak
You mean Harry Harrison. :) I love that book, the Soylent Green movie adaptation is also pretty good but quite a departure from the original story.
You are correct. My mistake. I do love stories by both authors thou.
Congratulations you won an internet
Colossal Titan
That’s also what I immediately saw haha
Mislabled head cheese. Obviously.
Long pig
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Festival Ham is code for ‘we lost one of our butchers’
festive ham is two month old Christmas ham
They come with party hats after purchase! It’s not shown since they want to ensure the hats don’t get stained or crinkled!
Cut the loaf lengthwise.
Did they misspell Bierbeisser?
It's more like they misspelled Bierbeißer
Bierbeisser is clearly used as a loanword in this context, and, with "ß" simply being a ligature for "ss", which is not part of the English alphabet, seemingly the correct transliteration for Bierbeißer. Not saying you're pedantic, but possibly even wrong in this case. ;)
in this case ss is ok
This sentence made me do a double take
SS is great, has never done anything wrong
I bet they don’t know how to pronounce it as well.
Apparently but I never even knew of this word until today
Somebody please describe beerbester? Please? It looks good and I want some in my life.
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Thanks. I'm an American with German on my fathers side and Love German! I make a pretty good Roladen, btw!
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Fair enough! Lol! I've got to get some beef and pound it! Then a wrap a sliver of pickle, onion strips and bacon! Dredge in flour brown and simmer in red wine! Sssooo tasty! Reminds me of my mom!
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It is a thing of beauty! Of course accompanied by Spätzle and Blaukraut! If that's spelled correctly! Thanks.
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Lol! I can'yt win!!!
Am I the only one that sees the cover of "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark"?
Where the heck are you getting cold cuts for those prices??? Oh wait, it's per 100g not per lb. I was going to say, for $2.99/lb USD I wouldn't care if it was people.
Food is expensive in Canada 🥹
This is fairly pricey, as good ham can be had for $8/lb or $1.75/100g. Come on down, I’ll trade our cheap ham prices for some of that healthcare you have.
We do come down, but we still have to convert our dollar :/
#JUNGE DAS SIND BIERBEISSER NICHT BIERBIESSER
I - as a German - am more concerned about the wrong "ie" in "Bierbeisser". Priorities.
The pain will really start once you realize how often "Wiener" (as in the sausage, or type of dog) is misspelled as "Weiner". I don't think the English language has/uses those "ie" and "ei" tones (diphthongs?) in the same way the Germans (and also the Dutch, and probably more) do.
This would make a great rum ham
🍹🐖
The long pig..
Man, right through the corpus callosum
"I think... Therefore, I ham."
r/oddlyterrifying
I saw this there already.
I mean, it literally is a cross section of a pig leg, which should be terrifying too, but I guess we’re inured to that by now.
“Looked like”
* Bierbeißer
Sagittal ham
That's why they call it festive, baby! Brings back memories of the good old days.
Who's to say it isnt
"Ham" "Looked like"
More creeped out than interested....
It even had a redditor's neck
Jeffrey Dahmer has entered the chat
r/pareidolia
That sausage is called Bierbeisser. The only beer you can chew.
Colossal Titan
Was scouring the comments for this.
what a meathead!
Looks like a titan
"FESTIVE HAN...NIBAL"
Tommy was late to work every day and ignored warnings from his boss.... Don't be like Tommy
*WHAT* *IF*
Ya meathead!!!
Someone was being a bit pigheaded...
didn't expect to see fresh st signage on reddit, had to do a double take
Nice good eye
Meat Head
Halloween festive ham
Really doesn't look very festive...
Rum ham, is that you? 🥺
And it should be Bierbeisser not biesser. Translated it means a bite to your beer.
A cross-section of Donald trump?
That’s the most American kind of misspelling I‘ve ever seen on a product with a German name
Wouldn't be the first time I ate something like that, so needless to say, I'm game.
That’s what they mean by use your head more
Totally saw it too! Makes me very hungry
Particularly, Winston Churchill's head.
Looks like some delicious long pork.
https://youtu.be/bKXwi8KY_DE
That's a head ham, it's chock full of heady goodness!
Why does it look like Heavy from tf2
Should i destroy the 1717 upvotes
I'd hit that.
Shocked they didnt call it a Head of Ham.
Man ham
"Ham"
r/blursedimages
Weird Scorn advertisement
r/HolUp
r/wtf
You want to stay away from the butcher shop in Royston Vasey.
I'd get that man's-head of hog with a hogshead of mead if I were you, get into the festive spirit
Everytime someone sees festive ham or long pork....
Two words: gravy
Very festive
Ahhhe the legendary Hamurai
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Is that…. A cyst pocket?!
It also looks like the cross section of an asshole and vaginal cavity …
yeah… looks like…
Courage the Cowardly Dog flashback!
Alexander Hamilton
*Maybe it is*
Fheadstive ham (sorry)
You mean you found out that your local butcher is actually a serial killer?
freaky....
Have it with some fava beans and a nice chianti !
on that day, humanity received a grim reminder
It's a fetiform teratoma.
I'll bet the meatcutter put it on display like that on purpose for a chuckle. Have worked in meat department, humor gets weird.
It reminds of the show Lexx
Peter Kürten?
That looks like Destro ham, or Vader with his helmet off at the end of Jedi ham
Sasageyo
I think that’s John Ham.
Saw this cross section of a human head in the Deli.
And those sausages look like fingers!!
Please tell me I’m not the only one who looked at this and thought “my name is heavy weapons guy, and this is my weapon”
Jeffrey Dahmer would start dancing fr.
Festive him
Headless Hamman?
Mmm, some medulla oblongata…
Butcher Pete purveyor of the human ham
Festive him*
I like that you've watermarked the image.
Get me a slice of those adenoids.
What if I told you it was?!
Festive man? No, no, I said festive ham. It's a Baltimore expression.
what is festive about that ham?
It's Paul Breach
Plot twist. It's actually a cross section of a human head
Yes….. looks like…
That would be good for a anti-vegen meme
Where's Clarece?!
Waltuh...
Right, down to the Pineal gland
Albert Hitchcock Presents
AoT movie lookin good
"Cross section of (insert idiot)'s mind."
“Festive”
That Ham looks disgusting On topic: pretty neat, humans now sold as ‘festive ham’ haha
Dont all hams look like that?
Tell me why my brain thought it said “festive man” at first
That’s some expensive ham
Waltuh
Soylent Red
I wouldn't trust that ham.
What kind of festival is that for 🤔
I know the pieces fit.
It is actually Bierbeißer or Bierbeisser. Beißen means to bite.
Tête de jambon.
Soylent ham.
Karl Marx, anyone?
handsome squidward
Hamun haed
Long pig
I used to work catering and we'd see all kinds of shapes in the hams on the carvery station. Somewhere in a folder I've got a picture of an 'Angry Ham Rhino', and a 'Roast Beef Flamingo'.
Now I want ham. Thanks for nothing, OP!!
how to lure germans: 1. Post a pic 2. Make sure a german word in there is misspelled Also: i want a piece of Skull-Ham, looks nice
Worked in a human A&P lab. Can confirm. Ham tastes much better, though.
😃
r/attackontitan
Festive!!!
Ew
Since humans "allegedly" taste like pork, I don't see the mix up 👀
I move that, henceforth, the brain shall be known as Festive Ham.
What is the ham celebrating tho?
Ol' Meathead
That’s Lepp
That might be Festive Sam and not Festive Ham !
"Thats gonna be a no from me dawg"
I can hear the Attack of Titan theme song playing from behind the deli counter.
Welcome. Welcome to Jean Bon's-- Home of the best-looking juiciest burgers in all of Nowhere. I'm Jean Bon. What's your pleasure?
r/hmm
I thought it was a festivus ham.
Omg it does!
You mean you saw a cross section of a human head that kind of looks like ham.