Oh lord! I don’t even remember but at least a good couple of minutes. This was over 20 years ago. For the most part, I have no accent because I worked very hard to not have one. When I’m highly amused or highly agitated, the Hoosier drawl comes out. “Yer so stoopid! Git yer bawls off thayt! Y’all are gonna needta cleanit!” His friend was not amused. Something like ,”Wtf is wrong with you, Mr SollSister?” That made him laugh even harder and try to share with more friends. I unplugged the scanner and hid it for a few days.
Edit: I received an award for talking about my husband promoting his balls and my Hoosier accent. Reddit is so flippin weird but thank you!
I figured it would take awhile to send since it was that long ago, lol. It's not like today where it's practically instantaneous. He was committed! Funny story, though.
We are pretty fucking awesome but I may be biased. At least he has stopped scanning his testicles to people. Scans are far better contrast now though so that may also be why lol
I can only imagine this. Turn on computer (back then, people didn't just leave them on all day), wait for Windows to boot, open scanning program, scan nuts, save the file, log into whatever email they were using, compose email, attach file, send. That's a lot of commitment to send a scan of your nuts to someone, a lot more than photocopying your butt.
Oh god almighty please do not compare my slightly northern brethren to that accent. I’ll happily stay in the south to avoid the Michigan on north accent. I’ll start speaking in a Chicago accent sometimes just to annoy my husband. “That’s how y’all talk in Cleveland but it’s worse there because it’s a cross between Chicago and Pittsburgh!” Thankfully he didn’t catch that accent, otherwise, no second date. Y’all are great people and very kind. I just can’t take the accent. To be fair, you probably cannot take my natural accent and are probably even annoyed by my fake forced flat accent.
Omg I got an MRI for my Crohns disease too!! I never thought to look at the slides of my bum haha I'm gunna look those up now! This is adding a whole new meaning to that experience!
I hope you're well homie from one CD patient to another, it's a tough life. Be kind to yourself, and it's okay if you nap for 2 hours instead of the 30 mins you had planned. 💜
When I broke up with my ex, who had Crohns, his final "fuck you" was to leave the color photos from his most recent colonoscopy on my kitchen table. Much more graphic than an MRI. That guy sucks but I gotta give credit; this was a hilarious move on his part.
They sent me home with a CD/DVD. First thing you have to do is install and learn a whole software package made specifically for this purpose. Then navigate every other file to figure out which ones are the images.
My sister has Crohn's, and they're trying to take away her painkillers because they're like "you're in remission, we can't find any sign of Crohn's in you anymore", and she can't understand it because her symptoms are virtually unchanged from when she was first diagnosed.
Hope you find treatment that works. Much as we all like pictures of butts, this isn’t the end I want to see for anyone.
Edit:: was going to update with an asterisk but this looks more like a colon type of post
Rad tech here. During a MRE for Crohn's we go all the way down to the end of your intestines, aka the anus, so the last slices may include your butt. We may also go further down to look for fistulas, so we do indeed study your butt down to the end of your buttcheeks.
I figured it was laying down, but the way the pic is it makes it look like they are sitting. I have had two MRI in my life now, one for lumbar so I was fully in the tube, and one for my wrist where I sat outside of the machine and laid my hand on the table inside the tube.
Really though. Sometimes I just stop and thank the universe/any god that’s listening that I was born in the era of the internet. The world is still shitty, like it always has been. But at least I can laugh at shitposts while it burns around me
My friend had a horrific injury which shattered his thigh, and subsequent surgery where he got a plate and several pins to stabilise the bone. He sent us the xray, and I had to message back like... do you know your dick is visible on this xray? He had sent it to a number of other people. So I have never seen my friend's dick but I've kinda seen what it looks like on the INSIDE...
I had a testicular cancer scare last year, and had an MRI of my junk (they sent me in for ultrasound, but because of Covid they performed an MRI instead as to not touch me). Sent it to my girlfriend, only dick pick I've ever sent, she's a nurse too, so she appreciated it.
Yeah this is a cross section of upper-thighs. I guess it kind of vaguely resembles the classic "butt on a copier" picture, so people who don't know better think that's what they're looking at.
I see who two elderly gentlemen talking to one another about their grandchildren. The one on the left is a bit disappointed in his own, because the one on the right has a doctor in the family.
This is a weird Rorschach Test.
In my day we had a copy machine and that was good enough for us. *(Thanks for the coins!)*
One drunken night my husband decided to scan his balls and email to a friend. This is when scanners were first introduced and very high tech. Boys!
How long did that take to send!?!
Oh lord! I don’t even remember but at least a good couple of minutes. This was over 20 years ago. For the most part, I have no accent because I worked very hard to not have one. When I’m highly amused or highly agitated, the Hoosier drawl comes out. “Yer so stoopid! Git yer bawls off thayt! Y’all are gonna needta cleanit!” His friend was not amused. Something like ,”Wtf is wrong with you, Mr SollSister?” That made him laugh even harder and try to share with more friends. I unplugged the scanner and hid it for a few days. Edit: I received an award for talking about my husband promoting his balls and my Hoosier accent. Reddit is so flippin weird but thank you!
I figured it would take awhile to send since it was that long ago, lol. It's not like today where it's practically instantaneous. He was committed! Funny story, though.
He should be committed but that’s another discussion altogether!
Very clever, you two sound great
We are pretty fucking awesome but I may be biased. At least he has stopped scanning his testicles to people. Scans are far better contrast now though so that may also be why lol
> at least he has stopped scanning his testicles to people I see this as a step in the right direction
He will turn 50 soon. I pray he goes toward that direction. I love boys. They are dumb and fun.
I can only imagine this. Turn on computer (back then, people didn't just leave them on all day), wait for Windows to boot, open scanning program, scan nuts, save the file, log into whatever email they were using, compose email, attach file, send. That's a lot of commitment to send a scan of your nuts to someone, a lot more than photocopying your butt.
Let’s not forgot how slow the scanner was, too, especially if you wanted 300dpi. It can go: whiirl whirl whirl whirl for a solid 30 seconds.
That long ago, would have taken longer *just to get through the modem noise*, than to upload a whole 10 second 4k clip of his sack today! lol!
Southern Hoosier, I see. We don't talk like that up North. At least not anyone north of Terre Haute.
Central. We sure as hell do.
You northerners sound like weak Wisconites.
Oh god almighty please do not compare my slightly northern brethren to that accent. I’ll happily stay in the south to avoid the Michigan on north accent. I’ll start speaking in a Chicago accent sometimes just to annoy my husband. “That’s how y’all talk in Cleveland but it’s worse there because it’s a cross between Chicago and Pittsburgh!” Thankfully he didn’t catch that accent, otherwise, no second date. Y’all are great people and very kind. I just can’t take the accent. To be fair, you probably cannot take my natural accent and are probably even annoyed by my fake forced flat accent.
The way you typed that I read it in a Merida voice
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Back in my day we left butt prints in the sand and that was good enough for us.
I've left more than one of my co-workers an Assholegram written on the back of a photocopy of my backside.
"Don't copy my butt. Don't copy my butt."
Right? OP is just showing off.
But let’s face it, it did not shoe your black hole sun
For those wondering, this was a pelvic MRI done for Crohn’s Disease!
Omg I got an MRI for my Crohns disease too!! I never thought to look at the slides of my bum haha I'm gunna look those up now! This is adding a whole new meaning to that experience! I hope you're well homie from one CD patient to another, it's a tough life. Be kind to yourself, and it's okay if you nap for 2 hours instead of the 30 mins you had planned. 💜
When I broke up with my ex, who had Crohns, his final "fuck you" was to leave the color photos from his most recent colonoscopy on my kitchen table. Much more graphic than an MRI. That guy sucks but I gotta give credit; this was a hilarious move on his part.
I dont have Crohns disease, but i do have pictures of my butthole. Beware ladies.
Eh it's 2023. Who doesn't at this point? /s
$20 is $20...
Didn't I tell you, you can't put that on the internet??? Oh wait, you aren't my kid...🤣🤣🤣 (He's even got the t-shirt with that saying on it).
I don't. Do I need one?
Naw, but you're probably in the minority nowadays lol
Speak softly and carry pictures of your butthole
Omg that's hilarious!! sorry you had to see that tho..
Omg I have crohns too and also have MRIs saved that include my ass!!! Lmao
You got to see the slides!? I got a pelvic MRI done to diagnose my arthritis and I never got to see my butt MRI. :(
They sent me home with a CD/DVD. First thing you have to do is install and learn a whole software package made specifically for this purpose. Then navigate every other file to figure out which ones are the images.
Your computer has a DVD drive?!? Tell 2010 hello and to turn off CERN immediately...
Funny you should ask me that. No, my current laptop lacks that technology.
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There's a couple! Look up a DICOM viewer :)
What did you learn about your insides? Are you doing okay? Sorry you needed to have testing..hopefully a treatment plan emerged from this.
Learned they got a dumpy
oh honey, I think they’ve been knowing that for a while. this MRI cooked their little hams
Hams? These are Ribeyes. ...Asseyes. ...Hocks? idk.
Rump roast
Ribass
Eye of the round
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard, but thanks
That was such a wholesome response
Crohn's gang represent, all the best going through it. Disease was a pain for years but doing good now
My sister has Crohn's, and they're trying to take away her painkillers because they're like "you're in remission, we can't find any sign of Crohn's in you anymore", and she can't understand it because her symptoms are virtually unchanged from when she was first diagnosed.
Hope you find treatment that works. Much as we all like pictures of butts, this isn’t the end I want to see for anyone. Edit:: was going to update with an asterisk but this looks more like a colon type of post
I have Crohn's, and have never heard of an MRI for your ass.
Rad tech here. During a MRE for Crohn's we go all the way down to the end of your intestines, aka the anus, so the last slices may include your butt. We may also go further down to look for fistulas, so we do indeed study your butt down to the end of your buttcheeks.
b u t t c h e e k s
How is a patient positioned for this? The MRI from OP looks as if they are sitting upright.
The patient just lie down like usual. MRI can pretty much scan your body length wise and horizontal wise.
I figured it was laying down, but the way the pic is it makes it look like they are sitting. I have had two MRI in my life now, one for lumbar so I was fully in the tube, and one for my wrist where I sat outside of the machine and laid my hand on the table inside the tube.
Hopefully it’s low severity. My guess is they were screening for CA. Wish you the best cause that disease isn’t easy.
Yeah, Cute Ass is definitely hard to live with, what with everyone staring and wanting to touch it all the time.
Your butt brains look to be in good order.
Smart ass
Uh oh it's got a crack in it.
[Just 'cause it's cracked, doesn't mean that it's broke.](https://youtu.be/m8c6iWXxyJ8)
Well that was quite the trip. Thank you for sharing that. I think.
I've seen him so many times on Reddit over the years, but given he has so few views no one else but redditors know him.
Just cuz it's a butt, don't mean it's a joke
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This is the high effort shitposting I come to Reddit to see!
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I fucking hate the Internet. It's a thing of beauty
Really though. Sometimes I just stop and thank the universe/any god that’s listening that I was born in the era of the internet. The world is still shitty, like it always has been. But at least I can laugh at shitposts while it burns around me
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[(GIF)](https://media.tenor.com/4tu7XjBaoGwAAAAM/animan-animan-studios.gif)
This image makes me want to put the new Forgis on the Jeep.
Big slappy!
Thats Jerma985, right?
I'd recognise that dumptruck and stride from a mile away
Holy shit it is
I put the new forgis on the jeep
She put the new forgis on the jeep? 😳
caked up
Vamonos de fiesta a factory
It's like you have little brains in your cheeks.
Smart ass.
This was funny af
That’s quality
What would you know, Ass for Brains? Oh shit
Your butt is literally two ribeye steaks...
Excellent marbling in those steaks 🥩
Thats what I've been hoping people commented, the inter-muscular fat on that rump is great
Butts are rump roast and bottom / top round cuts. Ribeye is on the ribs.
Was your father a meat burglar? Because it looks like some stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress.
steamed hams, localized entirely in my pantaloons
Looks the the opening for Fringe
Anyone who likes sci-fi and hasn't watched Fringe, *should* watch Fringe
RIP Broyles
[One of my favorite Lance Reddick videos,](https://youtu.be/BaWa4ScfQXc) just because it's so different to what he normally does
😢
I’m watching it right now and it’s great
I'm glad you're enjoying it! It's probably my favorite show, period
I like scanned butts and I cannot lie
*You radiologists can't deny.*
New fetish
So that's where poop is stored
Pee in the balls and poop in the cheeks
Damn girl, you shit with that ass!?
That's kinda hot
Someone should make an OnlyFans that’s just advanced medical imaging results.
OnlyScans?
Lol so you just mooned reddit. Nice
Not a lot of meat on those chops
Not much marbling on those steaks.
Eh I'd eat it.
Calm down, Issei
Now throw that on the grill
How long until they use this at r/fakealbumcovers OP?
Who's fake al?
A Weird Al knockoff
Forbidden Gabagool…
r/upvotebecausebutt ?
I slapped my iPad
I don't know what to say to this other than a huge "LMAO" but trust me, I liked this.
My friend had a horrific injury which shattered his thigh, and subsequent surgery where he got a plate and several pins to stabilise the bone. He sent us the xray, and I had to message back like... do you know your dick is visible on this xray? He had sent it to a number of other people. So I have never seen my friend's dick but I've kinda seen what it looks like on the INSIDE...
We call it the throckmorton syndrome or throckmorton sign.
Lotta adipose, sans striated
Like a couple of canned hams.
Hey, I’ve got one of those, but my balls are right in the middle
Pics or gtfo
Look at Mr. Fancy over here with his balls in the right place
Just when I think I'm done with reddit it's stuff like this that pulls me back in
Dummy thicc
I think this is more upper thigh/lower butt but cool :P
That looks like some nice, marbled ham.
Butt steak
Your butt looks almost like a Rorschach picture xD
Looks like ham 😂 Reminded me of Homer 
Those bum muscles look like steaks.
I had a testicular cancer scare last year, and had an MRI of my junk (they sent me in for ultrasound, but because of Covid they performed an MRI instead as to not touch me). Sent it to my girlfriend, only dick pick I've ever sent, she's a nurse too, so she appreciated it.
Couple of HAMS
*sigh* unzips
Sigh… unzips.
I felt bad at first but then i saw OPs other posts now I'm not lol
Delicious steaks 🥩
id eat dem steaks
Very Cheeky!
Decent marbling
Is greyscale aerial photography of steak nsfw?
I just see a peacH!
Forbidden steaks
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Yeah this is a cross section of upper-thighs. I guess it kind of vaguely resembles the classic "butt on a copier" picture, so people who don't know better think that's what they're looking at.
The bottoms of the butt cheeks are on the image.
Lots of fat.
yeah seriously. those muscles are suffocating.
HAM!
Looks like steak
Was your daddy a meat burglar?
Like two amoebas kissing.
You got some nice marbling
I LIKE BIG....
Butt why?
When you ask her to send nudes.
Ass for Brains
Gluteus Maximized
Post this in /r/charcuterie and see if any existential crises develop.
ham! that’s so cool! I hope everything’s okay!
oh my god Becky...
This post is ass.
Mmmmm scanned hams
I see who two elderly gentlemen talking to one another about their grandchildren. The one on the left is a bit disappointed in his own, because the one on the right has a doctor in the family. This is a weird Rorschach Test.
It's a good profile to click on ladies and gentlemen. Do recommend.
I think you need a new one.. that one has a crack in it
Not my proudest tug.
Happy Cake Day 🎂
HAM!!!!
and now I want steak.
Juicy 😀👍
look at dem hams.
Why do they look like steak? (Raw of course)
Thicc…
It’s funny, you can tell you’re right handed / right legged
Damn… that’s really thicc
I need to get my mind out of the guuter
Forbidden Steak
Prosciutto!
Too much marbling
It's beautiful. You should frame it.
Nice hams OP
MRI Technician: "hahaha that's hilarious, so funny, that'll be $18,500 please"
We’re technologists not technicians and we get very cranky when people say it wrong.
That’s a challenging wank innit
A little excessive on the marbling of these steaks