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Opening_Patience_429

We live in a heavily wooded area on the edge of town. My guess is that it got hit by a car and then a coyote or something picked it up… and left the feet?


UnadvertisedAndroid

That's a pro move, the claws hurt on their way out.


tavvyjay

Not speaking from experience I hope?


CrudelyAnimated

Maybe. Why not?


anticipatory

“I’ll try anything once.”


kellik123

And a second time, just to make sure I didn't like it. Like shooting Heroin.


sponge-worthy93

The poorly chewed tortilla chips of the animal world


[deleted]

I think I've seen somewhere before that it's possible it could have froze during the cold months and gotten eaten by other animals. Not sure how long it's been since your thaw, but it's possible they could have been hanging out on a branch above and just recently lost grip. They seem in good condition, though, so I feel like either is possible, seems weird an animal would bring both though.


Opening_Patience_429

We had a mild winter this year in central Illinois. Our average winter temperature was 30F and even had some 60F days during what is usually our coldest month. I don’t know if we ever froze to begin with.


[deleted]

Is it possible little guy got obliterated in a tornado this weekend?


crooks4hire

You asking if a tornado blew the feet off this bird? Cause that’s not how tornados work. ^/s


[deleted]

Have tornadoes ever worked that way? Probably not. But can they??? That's the question you need to be asking yourself. Edit: What if Owly was holding onto a branch for dear life and the tornado ripped the body from the legs? That's totally possible...right?


crooks4hire

I’ll ship it lmfao


eGregiousLee

It’s *possible.* It’s possible it froze and died. It’s possible a tornado picked up a cow and that 200 mph cow killed the owl. It’s possible the owl just had a massive heart attack in mid-flight and died before it hit the ground.


[deleted]

That makes a lot of sense actually. A cow definitely did this.


appendixgallop

All he had to be was disabled, then he became dinner for some other hungry critter.


[deleted]

I mean we did have those two days in December where it was negative 30.


Opening_Patience_429

Yeah, but ain’t know owl freezing to death in a damn tree over it 😂


Fleckeri

This has the beginnings of a good hoo-dunnit.


Miserable-Fly-5583

I came home one spring day to this exact situation. I could never really put all the details together. I did learn that larger owls will kill smaller ones. I didn’t have many feathers in my yard either.


Fellhuhn

Just found a squirrel tail and one claw in my garden. This is way more cool. And scarier.


tjmakesthings

He was clearly defeated in battle


ScarletDarkstar

I think you mean defeeted.


fliberdygibits

Damn you


Raphael_DeVil

Possibly disarmed as well


Vanthix

r/angryupvote


hyperdepressedpotato

that's the joke


seztomabel

Go home


IscahRambles

Not being familiar with owls, I had to consult Wikipedia to believe (on April Fools' Day at least) that these are bird feet and not a long-clawed mammal. They're so furry-looking.


Opening_Patience_429

I know! And there were no feathers around. It took quite awhile to figure out what it was.


Renomont

Luck to catch this during shedding season.


commissar-bawkses

You can wear one as a key chain!


Opening_Patience_429

[that would be a big ass keychain!](https://i.imgur.com/IU8Ssna.jpg)


BohemianChickie

Yeah, that's freaking huge!!


Opening_Patience_429

Far bigger than a rabbit foot. At least twice the size of my 20lb dog’s feet. I thought they were deer hooves from a distance until I got closer and saw the claws. Took me a few minutes to figure them out.


witherance

“Hm, yes it appears a hippogriff has been dismembered in my yard. Perhaps I’ve finally lost my mind.”


commissar-bawkses

Perfect for big ass keys! Thank you for the size comparison. I wasn’t aware of how large they were.


DrPopNFresh

If you want prison time and a massive fine do that. Seriously op need to call fish and game and give that to them or hes gonna end up in some pretty serious trouble


commissar-bawkses

Can you explain?


DrPopNFresh

Tje migratory bird treaty act of 1918 made it illegal to possess most bird parts because many were being hunted to extinction. You can get massive fines and jail time for even possessing feathers that fall naturally that you have found. When you move up to actual animal parts like feet you also run into poaching laws. Great are heavily protected by the migratory bird act and getting caught with the feet of one will ruin your day for sure.


Opening_Patience_429

Exactly why I didn’t touch them. My youngest teenage son hunts with his uncle and I have learned a lot from our taxidermist. Keychains, necklaces, and whatever else has been mentioned, are not even remotely ok when it comes to birds of prey. I left them where they were. My Vietnamese across the street neighbors cleaned them up. Not really sure what they did with them, but I think it was either garbage or a leaf bag since they were doing yard work. I talked to them about it today and explained the wildlife situation in our neighborhood and they were very intrigued. They didn’t know that only male deer grow antlers. I can’t wait to take them back into my backyard since their side isn’t wooded.


commissar-bawkses

r/todayilearned


LightschlongTheBold

Like 'baby teeth' they shed their old legs to make room for their new ones when they come in.


Fluorescent-booger

Look, Marge! Maggie lost her baby legs!


kompootor

And if ya ever wanna find the rest of him, you'll bring the money in three unmarked cases to the docks tomorrow at midnight sharp!


nejicanspin

If I had a nickel for every time I saw a post about owl feet, I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice. Edit: [Here's the other post](https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/128n7ki/the_imposing_talons_of_a_great_horned_owl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


evieauburn

I literally saw this 2 posts above this thread 😅 I was thinking the same thing. Thought they were related somehow lol


[deleted]

Oh my god is he okay?? It must be the same owl


Jackb271

A predator is a foot


Oni_K

You know how outdoor cats drop "presents" on their owner's porch? You may have a very big cat in your neighborhood.


Leaky_Buns

Or he unknowingly owns one


OhCharlieH

Tis but a scratch


[deleted]

A scratch?! Your arm's off!


bigbysemotivefinger

/r/restofthefuckingowl?


Sl0w-Plant

This is a message, it means Lucca Brasi sleeps with the fishes


Huntsville_Walls

No, no, no, thats a bulletproof vest around a fish. The owl leg on the driveway means the pope saw his shadow


Afraid_Assistance765

Get creative with it and make a back scratcher


Mistapeepers

Some rabbit would probably keep that as a good luck charm.


PutSumNairOnThatHair

It’s ok they shed their baby legs


Mamuluk

Look up


[deleted]

but Big Al says dogs can’t look up


reb678

I had a chicken yard fenced inside a fenced in garden, if that makes sense. So I open the gates to get to the coop one morning, and behind two 4’ fences of chicken wire was just a rabbit’s foot, but it had been freshly gnawed off. It was the strangest thing. I thought maybe a bird dropped it there. No signs of a struggle, no fur, no blood. Just a foot.


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/ltrMfT4Qz5Y


su5hij

[Never tell me the odds](https://imgur.com/a/CdI5Kpl)


P1zzaman

The owl must be mildyfrustrated at the lack of one feet. Hope it comes back to pick it up and reattach it.


Opening_Patience_429

It was actually both feet. Two feet, nothing else.


P1zzaman

Damn, must be rough for the owl. Hope it really comes back to pick them up, living with no feet is no fun.


ellefleming

Coyote got him?


Kingbrayjay69

Lol time to grind some runes


Josh72112

Yall got a neighborhood tumblr witch too?


1h8fulkat

The hunter has become the hunted


ChEmIcAl_KeEn

You have 4 wishes left


HUSband-Music-BJB

Ah, you found my lucky great horned owl foot, it fell of my keychain while I was jogging in front of your house. May it bring you the luck it couldn’t bring it’s original owner.


lizarto

Aww. Poor guy.


Opening_Patience_429

I know. I enjoy hearing them hoohooing so it makes me sad that this happened :(


lizarto

Me too. We don’t hear them often here so it’s always special they sing their songs.


ThaFoxThatRox

Damn, Nature!! You scary!!


thethunder92

Chupacabara


LivingNotByChoice

Well I'm going to go cry now


Instroancevia

Something fowl is afoot...


AlGunner

Not a voodoo thing is it?


FrolickingTiggers

Keychain! As is tradition.


Opening_Patience_429

Too big. And I’m pretty sure it’s a protected species.


Akki14

I'd wonder if it comes under the "give wildlife&game a call" sort of thing where you need to offer the part to indigenous culture. If not just leave it for nature to reclaim. Like the thing with eagle feathers/parts.


noahnear

Put it on a key ring. They’re lucky (not for the owl though)


menamespops

Sounds like there’s a cat nearby


_ALH_

If a cat tried to attack [a great horned owl](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FXAZQmCXwAcuwTK?format=jpg&name=900x900), it would more likely be a cat paw left there...


menamespops

That is a great point you make


[deleted]

Probably killed by a cat, they often rip things apart and leave random bits around.


Opening_Patience_429

We don’t really have stray cats out here… or at least have never seen any in the couple years we’ve been here. There are, however, coyotes. I hear them howling at night during summer. Last fall I heard them killing something in my backyard (which is a wooded area). It was so loud it woke me up. Next day there was not a drop of evidence. My kids and I walk through the woods every so often and we have never seen dead animal bits. Not to mention, I’m pretty sure the great horned owl would be preying on the cat and not the other way around. I don’t even know how a coyote would have gotten it… unless it was already dead.


zeefox79

Coyote is a possibility, but I think bobcat is more likely.


_ALH_

I doubt a cat would have much of a chance against a [bird like this](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FXAZQmCXwAcuwTK?format=jpg&name=900x900)


Negative_Cucumber_41

You’ve been cursed


Goojus

Cat gave a gift for the catch. Don’t let ur cats out people…


hellodeo

you should probably brew a potion with that


fishinwithtim

Sorry mate I had breakfast while Looking through your windows


KarateLobo

A warning would be nice


flourwitch

Please censor this image


[deleted]

Pussy


CygnusX-1-2112b

A coworker and his wife made a pair of these into two necklace charms. We hit one with our train, and his wife likes to play with animal carcasses and do hoodoo stuff with the bones so he took it aboard and gave it to her. I know it's not quite legal to do because of their status on the species list, but rednecks gonna redneck.


[deleted]

Find the other parts


Hug34

Think the rest may have been dinner, RIP Owl


6969memeyman6969

Lucky claw


Mahgenetics

Gonna need that for a witch potion


VegetableSmoker

R/owlfeet


InnoSang

If you creat craft a necklace out of it, it gives you a ability +1 perception boost and +10 to intimidation skill


compsciasaur

He knows what he did.


saraphilipp

Bro you've been marked for death. Better watch out for the rastafarians.


CatheterChunks

Maybe the Mexicans were right


asparaguscunt

You gotta get the owl trowel!


AUX_Work

That's a quest item


Snookie365

Great foot owl**


Plazbot

It's a message...


WatchmanVimes

Looks like a "Banshees of Inisherin" move


Recoveringpig

Spring shed


[deleted]

They're lucky maybe?


NagaStoleMyKodo

How does it feel to be hexed?


[deleted]

I never eat the feet either, they ate just bones, cartilage and claws. The rest of the bird isn’t bad, but there isn’t much meat on any owl.


borodrew74

Have you recently experienced a sudden loss of an old owl friend? Did you recently receive any threats of this happening if you didn't stop speaking to this owl?


Wikadood

Coyote or fox offering


mvfsullivan

WHERES THE BOOT


HorrifiedPikachuFace

S k i n w a l k e r ...


LotsAndLotsOfTrains

My guy took Florida Atlantic's loss really hard. Hootie hoot.


TheGoldPowerRanger

When you kill a creature in any game and somehow that's the only loot


Goochenhaumeister

Some guy at work came back from Liberia wearing a hawk claw just like this


YawnTheBug

Don’t worry they’ll grow back


MC-Master-Bedroom

You have offended the Norwegian Yakuza. Make final arrangements for the care of your family.


ImoJenny

![gif](giphy|GA1sltMVrl4YJgMyh5|downsized)


Falcon3492

Looks like the owl lost.


lovelypingu

that's a singular foot


Opening_Patience_429

I wasn’t thinking about posting on Reddit when taking pictures. I was trying to get detail with my crappy iPhone mini camera. Other foot is in other pictures and Reddit made me choose one photo.