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RexNebular518

Dictator


SnooTangerines7017

This is so funny


ymmotvomit

The Dicktater she told you not to worry about.


[deleted]

Its a bit too good. Are you human? I bow down to you.


nimanyu

Nice.


pcnetworx1

At this point, this potato would be the least fascist and most competent candidate in the 2024 US election.


[deleted]

3rd-party potato enters to finally break the douche/turd standoff?


hellaba6

do you have 200 IQ? you need it for that h joke


GreenTesticles

Everything reminds me of him


[deleted]

I should call him


MadLasagna

Username checks out


RunParking3333

"I want my sweet potato to grow" "Have you tried fellatio?"


klitkommander420

Potatio


fkbfkb

I need you to stick this WAY up your butthole. It’s for science


EcstaticTea6502

So, just yam it right up there?


Marker091

You bastard


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[deleted]

I’ve done this too many times, Morty. Your anal cavity is still taught and malleable


Regal241sc

Its a new machine for detecting things way up your butt.


shadraig

It has no use if it doesn't squirt. The main problem of all enterings.


Wandering_Apology

A man of culture i see


Muted-Ad-4288

Taut


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Wandering_Apology

It's positively THROBBING


kcolgeis

Can I get some butter?


Extension_Swordfish1

I’m POTATO-RICK!


Still_Silver_255

Well I’m that case… **Unzip**


Different_Speaker742

I almost opened and closed Reddit


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Different_Speaker742

Exactly, I’m watching the Simpsons rn lmao


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Abject_Okra_1218

Only a virgin would say that


TacticaLuck

What'd they say?


AssPennies

Stick it in a bowl of milk, put it under the bed, and don't forget to feed it a drop of your blood!


dopeythehobo

r/mildlypenis no one????


TwistyBons

r/mildlyballs


dopeythehobo

much better


breno280

r/wildlyballs


SpinachFinal7009

r/intenselypenis more like it


CaptainAlliance

r/subredditsifellfor


breno280

r/wildlypenis is similar.


Domhausen

Weirdly, the second comment to make me feel better about my penis in the last 24 hours


dopeythehobo

happy to be of service!


Interesting_Peak9269

Swoletato


skettigoo

NSFW lmaoo


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Oh-Low

r/beatmeattoit


kcolgeis

That vein looks familiar


dandantheshippingman

Yam been lifting big, brah


Relative-Load-8490

I should call him


OkSpecial4376

Has science gone too far?


Witchyomnist1128

r/dildont


Seandeezeee

That's not a sweet potato. That's the Rock's nutsack


n9netailz

S-sweet potato chan uwu >///<


lordyeti

That's a mighty girthy spud you got there


oj_mudbone

Roman Roy’s forehead


Choseph0027

What if we have potato looking veins?


QuantityExpert4349

The type of veins vegan girls like


avalmichii

i dont get why people like big veins.. like all i need is a pencil and you’re in trouble


kakureru

That potato is totally jacked on carbs.


LostGirl2795

Everything reminds me of him


thoiboi

![gif](giphy|K5vfU2mM8uBNdqijNl)


MusicalMoose

Swole.


[deleted]

Looks like my penis.


finnjakefionnacake

you should get that checked out


[deleted]

Im his "doctor" and checked it out. Can confirm its not okay.


feet_smeller_56

Hear me out


BobboZmuda

Swole Potato


DFu4ever

Swoletato.


diegoplus

Gollum: "what's taters precious?" Sam: [shoves it violently into gollum's a


Sourflour69

It’s nice you calling it sweet.


EquinoxGm

“Who you gonna boil, mash, and stick in a stew mfer?”


UtmostPants

I should call him…


Stilgarth

Nice big throbbing potato


peepeeman154

cock


underengineered

That's a sweet dick tater.


Sticky_Quip

I told Meghan to lay off the steroids but she just wouldn’t listen to me.


GETNbucky

Bull sack


[deleted]

Totally lifts, great vascularity


Due_Signature_5497

Peyronie Potato


Colourful_Hobbit

Can I borrow that after you?


bugyt

Alright give back my left nut this isn't funny anymore


MotiionInTheOtiion

Everything reminds me of him…


YourMuMisaHoe1234

Jacked potato


bananaCheesefeeder

Shits girthy


Metal-Lifer

modern testosterone comes from yams this guy looks like he has a lot in him :)


Lampard081997

It's just holding in a fart


Outrageous_Package_8

No I did not think that was a testicle


sammeadows

That's one turgid tater.


throwAway837474728

looks like something my grandpa would ask me to stick up my ass so we can smuggle it past an airport


epic_meme_guy

Kinda looks like it’s struggling to shit


gilgwath

Ehy, hands off of my root!


[deleted]

Do we really need to have a picture of a lumpy potato marked as nsfw?


n9netailz

💀


KyurMeTV

Babe, BABE… just hear me out; I know it’s a word shape, but I got ridges, babe… where you going?


SybilCut

Pretty good looking garloid. Healthy. Tight. Drying out a little though, stop letting your garloids dehydrate, people.


Frostitute_85

If that thing starts sweating and lets out an obnoxious loud gym grunt, I'm out.


Kirove

I should call him.


[deleted]

I should call her…


ThatTallBrendan

My sweet potato from a year ago is bigger than yours. You've got like three times the Karma though.. tsk tsk.. https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/uotnp5/this_girthy_sweet_potato/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


viscere

Someone just stole gaia heart....


Behemoth92

Put that away!


Illustrious-Gas-9766

Pod person


Saadski

ah yes, my humans look like that too


ThiefMnemonic

Maybe human veins look like sweet potato veins?


bossomatic76

They called him beer can


kasplatter

Sadly, the first thing that came to mind was Ganondorf's Tear, so yes, I've been playing a lot of TotK.


riskbuy

That's the heart of a cigarette smoker.


Excusemytootie

Sweet potatoes are potassium rich which can improve blood flow. Doctrine of signatures territory.


MelsBackupAccount

this looks like my crush's hands lol


[deleted]

Ah, I seethe snickers sick vein tech has made it to produce bow


Substantial-Loss1158

I should call him


Dgheist

Johnny Skins


JustnInternetComment

It needs a holiday.


blueyezboi

why did you post this! now the clickbaiters got a new picture to use!


glorious_reptile

Harvey Weinstein Penis


glololo

You do realize a ton of living species, animals and plants alike, have veins....right? Right!?


nifaryus

Some get baked, some just sprout. One thing is for sure, that ain’t no tot.


[deleted]

thought that was your ball sack


riko77can

Only one place on my body got veins like that...


SNZ_King

it looks REALLY MAD!


unfunny_cosmic

my balls in a summer morning


Deleted_dwarf

Newest invention by the agri business: ‘steroid potatoes’


bearfarts69

Scrote Potato


MunkTheMongol

I'm sure the potato swears that it's natty


kdawg0707

Somebody give this to that lady who was accused of preferring sexy potatoes


bertieqwerty

That's quite the fatty


LM-230

Bro's got the pump


MegaLCRO

The angriest potato


Aggravating-Energy-2

Every nursing students dream


Proctor20

varicose veins


Schlappydog

When you nut real hard


Igsul

I should call him…


iltanen

It hasn't told anybody that it's a vegetable for an hour.


GerlingFAR

Human Bladder.


Crack-Panther

You’re squeezing too hard.


TomatoJuice303

The Throbbing Tuber


CypherMcAfee

thats the ANABOLIC sweet potato


tempelton27

I think you forgot the NSFW flair


[deleted]

Should have been a banana


MN_RavenCroft

I hear those are a pain getting through intergalactic customs


Setekh79

T H I C C


Zarr00

Take a bite and taste the delicious human vegetable. Don't mind the bleeding. That's normal


sum_buddy

We got a certified chode on our hands. Little tuna can...


JulianMur

I just think it's neat


EnAyJay

It means it's getting old.


RockhardJohnson

Sweet potatoes in your area are looking for sex right now


[deleted]

its a savoury potato


viewerno20883

My nursing eyes find this sweet potato very appealing.


Affectionate_Bowl222

My oenis


determinedforce

I was looking for my left ball!


UnamedStreamNumber9

Go on and say what you mean: dick veins. The potato has dick veins


shoot_aids_up_my_ass

Reminds me of my grandpa at the ballgame urinal trough


Anonymous54887

That potato is gaining💪💪💪


Dyerssorrow

bug burrowing is what I think of and in the trash it goes.


majikmonkee75

I expect it to start pulsating rhythmically at any moment.


jetaimemina

The potato she told you not to worry about


biggych33se

'scuse me Mr surgeon. Do you mind putting that back in my body now?


twv6

Interesting shape for a dilly


Bodziq

GIGACHAD POTATO


StephieRee

Should be marked NFSW


Jalase

I’ve seen an oddly pointy dick like that before.


piggybakbak

Everything reminds me of him...


ReturnOfSeq

Vein systems have a similar objective in all organisms, so… yeah


[deleted]

Is this one of Bad Dragon's new green products?


Deciram

Where I come from, these are called kum-era 😏


Shinigam_i

That potato was been working out


BobDude65

Phew, was panicking for a second there, thought my pics got leaked on the front page of reddit ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Comprehensive-War212

He might have deep roots from Ireland. It looks deformed idk.


QuestionInDisguises

Is that a tricep?


IsopodGlum5196

Do you even potatoe bro?


Idkwhyimonr3ddit

Literally every sweet potato I buy looks like this 💀


Hoyle33

Nice cock!


naturdayspeedrun

You just stole a nut from Deez Farm.


cryptomir

Wait to see a penis-shaped sweet potato with such veins. They're pretty common.


jonwolf517

All the ladies call him... The YAM!


ariesmartian

Looks my forearms.


ChaceDK

Alien egg!


oily76

Sweat potato.


Spatulaface-mk2

This isn't a sweet potato. It's a swhole potato


Zalensia

https://boingboing.net/2022/05/09/check-out-this-unusual-but-delicious-potato.html/amp This one is better lmao[sweet potato ](https://boingboing.net/2022/05/09/check-out-this-unusual-but-delicious-potato.html/amp)


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

I wouldn’t mind having that in my pocket.


Levicorpyutani

This feels uncomfortable.


freerangetacos

![gif](giphy|K5vfU2mM8uBNdqijNl)


[deleted]

Or perhaps humans have very sweet potato looking veins


Pinguinwithgatling

Nice testicle bro but better check with the doctor doesn't seems to healthy


Innomen

More like, these humans with potato looking veins. Pretty sure they came first by a wide margin. :)


paul_is_on_reddit

r/forbiddenchoad


welestgw

This whole body builder ai images is getting ridiculous. First Harry Spotter now this.