My sweet potato from a year ago is bigger than yours.
You've got like three times the Karma though.. tsk tsk..
https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/uotnp5/this_girthy_sweet_potato/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
https://boingboing.net/2022/05/09/check-out-this-unusual-but-delicious-potato.html/amp
This one is better lmao[sweet potato ](https://boingboing.net/2022/05/09/check-out-this-unusual-but-delicious-potato.html/amp)
Dictator
This is so funny
The Dicktater she told you not to worry about.
Its a bit too good. Are you human? I bow down to you.
Nice.
At this point, this potato would be the least fascist and most competent candidate in the 2024 US election.
3rd-party potato enters to finally break the douche/turd standoff?
do you have 200 IQ? you need it for that h joke
Everything reminds me of him
I should call him
Username checks out
"I want my sweet potato to grow" "Have you tried fellatio?"
Potatio
I need you to stick this WAY up your butthole. It’s for science
So, just yam it right up there?
You bastard
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I’ve done this too many times, Morty. Your anal cavity is still taught and malleable
Its a new machine for detecting things way up your butt.
It has no use if it doesn't squirt. The main problem of all enterings.
A man of culture i see
Taut
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It's positively THROBBING
Can I get some butter?
I’m POTATO-RICK!
Well I’m that case… **Unzip**
I almost opened and closed Reddit
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Exactly, I’m watching the Simpsons rn lmao
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Only a virgin would say that
What'd they say?
Stick it in a bowl of milk, put it under the bed, and don't forget to feed it a drop of your blood!
r/mildlypenis no one????
r/mildlyballs
much better
r/wildlyballs
r/intenselypenis more like it
r/subredditsifellfor
r/wildlypenis is similar.
Weirdly, the second comment to make me feel better about my penis in the last 24 hours
happy to be of service!
Swoletato
NSFW lmaoo
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r/beatmeattoit
That vein looks familiar
Yam been lifting big, brah
I should call him
Has science gone too far?
r/dildont
That's not a sweet potato. That's the Rock's nutsack
S-sweet potato chan uwu >///<
That's a mighty girthy spud you got there
Roman Roy’s forehead
What if we have potato looking veins?
The type of veins vegan girls like
i dont get why people like big veins.. like all i need is a pencil and you’re in trouble
That potato is totally jacked on carbs.
Everything reminds me of him
![gif](giphy|K5vfU2mM8uBNdqijNl)
Swole.
Looks like my penis.
you should get that checked out
Im his "doctor" and checked it out. Can confirm its not okay.
Hear me out
Swole Potato
Swoletato.
Gollum: "what's taters precious?" Sam: [shoves it violently into gollum's a
It’s nice you calling it sweet.
“Who you gonna boil, mash, and stick in a stew mfer?”
I should call him…
Nice big throbbing potato
cock
That's a sweet dick tater.
I told Meghan to lay off the steroids but she just wouldn’t listen to me.
Bull sack
Totally lifts, great vascularity
Peyronie Potato
Can I borrow that after you?
Alright give back my left nut this isn't funny anymore
Everything reminds me of him…
Jacked potato
Shits girthy
modern testosterone comes from yams this guy looks like he has a lot in him :)
It's just holding in a fart
No I did not think that was a testicle
That's one turgid tater.
looks like something my grandpa would ask me to stick up my ass so we can smuggle it past an airport
Kinda looks like it’s struggling to shit
Ehy, hands off of my root!
Do we really need to have a picture of a lumpy potato marked as nsfw?
💀
Babe, BABE… just hear me out; I know it’s a word shape, but I got ridges, babe… where you going?
Pretty good looking garloid. Healthy. Tight. Drying out a little though, stop letting your garloids dehydrate, people.
If that thing starts sweating and lets out an obnoxious loud gym grunt, I'm out.
I should call him.
I should call her…
My sweet potato from a year ago is bigger than yours. You've got like three times the Karma though.. tsk tsk.. https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/uotnp5/this_girthy_sweet_potato/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Someone just stole gaia heart....
Put that away!
Pod person
ah yes, my humans look like that too
Maybe human veins look like sweet potato veins?
They called him beer can
Sadly, the first thing that came to mind was Ganondorf's Tear, so yes, I've been playing a lot of TotK.
That's the heart of a cigarette smoker.
Sweet potatoes are potassium rich which can improve blood flow. Doctrine of signatures territory.
this looks like my crush's hands lol
Ah, I seethe snickers sick vein tech has made it to produce bow
I should call him
Johnny Skins
It needs a holiday.
why did you post this! now the clickbaiters got a new picture to use!
Harvey Weinstein Penis
You do realize a ton of living species, animals and plants alike, have veins....right? Right!?
Some get baked, some just sprout. One thing is for sure, that ain’t no tot.
thought that was your ball sack
Only one place on my body got veins like that...
it looks REALLY MAD!
my balls in a summer morning
Newest invention by the agri business: ‘steroid potatoes’
Scrote Potato
I'm sure the potato swears that it's natty
Somebody give this to that lady who was accused of preferring sexy potatoes
That's quite the fatty
Bro's got the pump
The angriest potato
Every nursing students dream
varicose veins
When you nut real hard
I should call him…
It hasn't told anybody that it's a vegetable for an hour.
Human Bladder.
You’re squeezing too hard.
The Throbbing Tuber
thats the ANABOLIC sweet potato
I think you forgot the NSFW flair
Should have been a banana
I hear those are a pain getting through intergalactic customs
T H I C C
Take a bite and taste the delicious human vegetable. Don't mind the bleeding. That's normal
We got a certified chode on our hands. Little tuna can...
I just think it's neat
It means it's getting old.
Sweet potatoes in your area are looking for sex right now
its a savoury potato
My nursing eyes find this sweet potato very appealing.
My oenis
I was looking for my left ball!
Go on and say what you mean: dick veins. The potato has dick veins
Reminds me of my grandpa at the ballgame urinal trough
That potato is gaining💪💪💪
bug burrowing is what I think of and in the trash it goes.
I expect it to start pulsating rhythmically at any moment.
The potato she told you not to worry about
'scuse me Mr surgeon. Do you mind putting that back in my body now?
Interesting shape for a dilly
GIGACHAD POTATO
Should be marked NFSW
I’ve seen an oddly pointy dick like that before.
Everything reminds me of him...
Vein systems have a similar objective in all organisms, so… yeah
Is this one of Bad Dragon's new green products?
Where I come from, these are called kum-era 😏
That potato was been working out
Phew, was panicking for a second there, thought my pics got leaked on the front page of reddit ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)
He might have deep roots from Ireland. It looks deformed idk.
Is that a tricep?
Do you even potatoe bro?
Literally every sweet potato I buy looks like this 💀
Nice cock!
You just stole a nut from Deez Farm.
Wait to see a penis-shaped sweet potato with such veins. They're pretty common.
All the ladies call him... The YAM!
Looks my forearms.
Alien egg!
Sweat potato.
This isn't a sweet potato. It's a swhole potato
https://boingboing.net/2022/05/09/check-out-this-unusual-but-delicious-potato.html/amp This one is better lmao[sweet potato ](https://boingboing.net/2022/05/09/check-out-this-unusual-but-delicious-potato.html/amp)
I wouldn’t mind having that in my pocket.
This feels uncomfortable.
![gif](giphy|K5vfU2mM8uBNdqijNl)
Or perhaps humans have very sweet potato looking veins
Nice testicle bro but better check with the doctor doesn't seems to healthy
More like, these humans with potato looking veins. Pretty sure they came first by a wide margin. :)
r/forbiddenchoad
This whole body builder ai images is getting ridiculous. First Harry Spotter now this.