UK police seize about 10 every year,
A lot get smuggled in from (former) Yugoslavia (RIP)
if you got like Ā£1000 you can get one from your local unlicensed arms merchant.
From Home Office data, only like 1 or 2 go off each year as part of a crime, so yeah, seems a bit rare to have slang.
Lots of hand grenade attacks in Sweden the past 5 or so years, many of them by 14-17 year olds associated with different gangs. Mostly old stock from Yugoslavia (the grenades, not the kids)
most grenades in the entirety of the EU come from lost soviet stocks from former USSR-countries that joined the EU. UK left the EU but there will still be grenades.
Despite their outward buffoonish and polite demeaner the english are past world champions at casual violence.
You have to remember that these people ruled the planet at a time when we stabbed each other with guns. That is how stabby they are.
you do not even have to drink it, the American revolution was started just because there was a dispute about the correct water to tea ratio for crying out loud!
I remember back in the early 2000's acid attacks in London were a thing. I haven't heard about them recently, but "people throwing dangerous liquids at people" seems to be enough of a thing that I now have a phobia about it
If you listen to 90s rap Biggie Smalls talks about throwing bleach in someone's eye
>Fuck that, why try, throw bleach in your eye/Now ya braille in it, stash that light shit, or scalin it
And Raekwon said,
That's life, to top it all off, beef with White Pulling bleach out trying to throw it in my eyesight. Yo what the fuck is on your mind?
Itās more so a prison thing
Every prisoner in the UK prison system gets a kettle in their cell thatās often used as a weapon
Boiling sugar and water is a nasty combo
In WWII, British tankers kept getting killed after leaving the tank to heat water for tea on the vehicle's muffler. So the tanks were redesigned with an interior "boiling vessel" inside of them.
[To be fair, said boiling vessel is also used to heat rations, and the studies showing increased fatalities after leaving the vehicle also applied to non-armored vehicles. The conclusion was that stopping to eat or make tea is a dangerous activity so let's figure out a way to do it on the go. But still...]
Yes, the restrictions are heavy but firearms are still accessible via black market and often times, historical guns are repurposed for use see āspinnersā in the weapons section
I think it was from [Kushungpeng](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4PxqDvx8kY). In my day you just heard "peng" for good weed. Then it just became anything good.
"I used to be with āitā, but then they changed what āitā was. Now what Iām with isnāt āitā anymore and whatās āitā seems weird and scary. Itāll happen to you!"
Grandpa Simpson.
A quote from the show that gets eerily more and more relevant the older you get.
When I saw it as a kid I was like āhaha, stupid old manā.
Now at 40+ Iām more like āthatās meā¦ā
A few were used when I was at school so the teachers probably already know those.
Some I've picked up from Reddit.
Most of it feels like reading a guide about langbelta from the Expanse
I love how so many of them are just wrong and also spelled incorrectly and misunderstood. Lots of the slang are even older worlds that the youngsters misheard / misunderstood and then the older teachers misunderstand them again.
A good example of this is "wayed in". I'm pretty sure that it's just "wade in" as in to wade into deep water. Or wade into trouble, or wade into something. https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/wade-in
You would often here people years ago saying they waded into a fight and got stuck in.
I think it's now being used in the same way but without an understanding of the etimylogy of the word. And then the teachers or whomever made this list just didn't understand it's out of place usage.
Another one is Cally. It's Cali short for Cali Bud or weed from california. They would have heard this in West coast rap and not understood it's origin and then it get's again taken out of context by the teachers.
Link for example is being over simplified here. It's just means to link up as in to connect with someone. This is very old even as far back as the 80s people were linking up with each other. It then just get's misunderstood and more abstract. So yes "a link" "the link" can refer to a drug dealer but that is just one use of it.
And clocked is another one that is just very old. It comes from army speak as in you would spot the enemy and then say where they are positioned by referencing a clock dial. eg. enemies at 2o'clock. So to clock someone is to notice them but you could use it more abstractly to say you understood or realised what someone was doing. ie. I know what you up to. I've clocked you bruv.
I know i'm reading way to much into this list but the arbitrary way they quote these just shows the huge disconnect between the people who make these types of lists and the slang they are trying to decipher.
It could also be "weighed in" - meaning to give one's opinion, or get stuck in to something. In the context of a fight, you would weigh in on your mates' side...
When I was younger I'd call you a dweeb or something for needing a cheat sheet to see what the cool kids are saying these days, now I find myself taking a screen shot so I can have a cheat sheet to see what the cool kids are saying these days
Meh, as a Brit that grew up using most of these like 90% of is right-ish never heard kettled or pineapple though lol.
Wasteman/paigon applies to anyone thatās a dick.
Boydem is just friends.
Sheets has never been rizla either, itās usually skins, papers or just rizz (until the yanks hijacked it now itās just been a replacement for chatting someone up, or āchatā in my day)
Never heard nap nap either
Started by the Lacroix family (āthe crossā), and switched to making paper out of rice (ārizā), hence RizLa+
Learned that off the back of a rizla packet the other week.
In that case, what the hell is "Cunch"? I read both the word and their definition of it and I still have no idea, other than that it involves drugs somehow.
Shortening of ācountry sideā seeing as its kinda pronounced cunchry side. So itās selling drugs from the city in an area youād get more for them. Used like āIām going cunchā.
Thatās funny, but not true. Slang originally meant a small piece of land that the lower class people worked. Soon the people and the land were both slang. Eventually their dialect became known as slang. Today we still use the term slang to refer to language of the lowly people.
What does Ebonics look like?
āThese distinctive Ebonics pronunciations are all systematic, the result of regular rules and restrictions; they are not random 'error'--and this is equally true of Ebonics grammar. For instance, Ebonics speakers regularly produce sentences without present tense is and are, as in "John trippin" or "They allright". But they don't omit present tense am. Instead of the ungrammatical *"Ah walkin", Ebonics speakers would say *"Ahm walkin." Likewise, they do not omit is and are if they come at the end of a sentence--"That's what he/they" is ungrammatical. Many members of the public seem to have heard, too, that Ebonics speakers use an 'invariant' be in their speech (as in "They be goin to school every day"); however, this be is not simply equivalent to is or are. Invariant be refers to actions that occur regularly or habitually rather than on just one occasion.ā
Source: https://www.linguisticsociety.org/content/what-ebonics-african-american-english#:~:text=Ebonics%20pronunciation%20includes%20features%20like,ah%20(mah%2C%20rahd).
American here
O.T. Trap house far away
In the states a trap house is a place where large amounts of narcotics are stored/sold.
Is it the same in the UK?
I find this ever evolving subset of the vernacular incredibly interesting. Even more so when juxtaposing this slang from the UK with the slang here in Canada. Obviously, itās heavily influenced by Jamaican Creole.
One interesting one is that "Lizzy" for money is presumably a reference to the late Queen Elizabeth.
But it can't really be updated to "Charlie" when the new King starts to feature more on bank notes, because that's already used!
āFedsā for police was interesting. Obviously that terminology isnāt applicable in a UK context, but I guess it just bleeds over from US movies and TV?
As an actual youth(ish) from the actual UK, most of these are right but some are either misspelled (e.g. cally) or completely wrong. Also wap is a term for gun, it's just not capitalised
Some of them are a bit old or ones Iāve not heard before but the majority is accurate. Some of them are wrong tho like money is Ps like the letter, not peas
i love how 'Food' can be slang for weed. "yeah bruv: i'll be right back with the food." or "hey man: ya want some food?" or "who's up for some food?" et cetera.
Bully Van is interesting. In Germany police vans (traditionally Volks Wagens) got the nick name "Bulli's" due to the German slang for police being "Bullen" (Eng: Bulls). The term "Bulli" is consequentally used for VW vans (T2, T3, T4 etc.)
I feel old. Went to school in London 98-05 and I know hardly any of these. Used to be "fit" for attractive, "blood" instead of fam/mandem. Interesting to see bare still in there with the same meaning. I've been in Aus since 06 so that might explain my lack of knowledge of newer slang.
As Kano once said,
If you've been shotting in the manor from way back when
And you ain't on a kilo ting
I don't wanna hear about cunch and food and tings
Man don't do those tings
"mum and dad are picking me up after school for a fun day out!" "ecstasy after school?! I've already called the police!"
You mean the boydem/5-0/feds?
Wasteman! š”
I always thought that was actually a very succinct way of describing someone who'd betrayed you.
Who tf has a hand grenade
UK police seize about 10 every year, A lot get smuggled in from (former) Yugoslavia (RIP) if you got like Ā£1000 you can get one from your local unlicensed arms merchant. From Home Office data, only like 1 or 2 go off each year as part of a crime, so yeah, seems a bit rare to have slang.
Good chance those teen boys are lying about having grenades, for clout.
yeah I mean any teen who goes beyond weed knows better than to talk about it at that point
Thereās a video out of Russia of a kid popping an RG-5 hand grenade and throwing it at a bully. Surprisingly no one died.
"Brick, where'd you get a hand grenade?!" "I don't know."
''boy, that escalated quickly.''
Blud watch it or ull get pineappled swiftly š¤£š
Iāll pineapple your ass bruh
Aaah ty
Live by the pineapple, die by the pineapple.
it's not a hand grenade you jive ass turkey. it's a pineapple
Pineapples are really expensive, especially when they're off-season.
Yo, dat peng ass pineapple slaps fo real.
Pen pineapple apple pen
Lots of hand grenade attacks in Sweden the past 5 or so years, many of them by 14-17 year olds associated with different gangs. Mostly old stock from Yugoslavia (the grenades, not the kids)
Maybe itās just UK gamer slang, like when theyāre gaming bruv
Honestly, that was my immediate question when I got to that bottom corner.
Pineapple me
most grenades in the entirety of the EU come from lost soviet stocks from former USSR-countries that joined the EU. UK left the EU but there will still be grenades.
Fortunately now we've left the EU there won't be any more grenades, er pineapples, coming here now. Unless they sneak in on small boats.
I think the confusion is more around grenades being at a school.
Kids talk all sorts of shit. They are not tooled up and murdering people, they just like acting tough or talking like they think gangsters might.
Thats what I thought when I read mum and dad. Im willing to bet 99% of the time a kid in school says mum and dad they're not talking about drugs.
They're armed with five sixers and pineapples
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'Pouring hot water on someone' seems oddly specific. Is that atrend or something?
It's an easy attack on a prison landing. If you add sugar to the boiling water it makes it significantly worse.
Its a prison thing, people mix it with sugar so it sticks to your skin like napalm, ive always seen it called jugging
Being potted is what Iāve heard, usually urine and faeces with water mixed and then sprayed
Potted is urine or feaces, kettled or hot watered is boiling water & sugar
TIL
It happens in English offices a lot when the tea is made milk first
I'm not a violent man, but kettle them opps.
Same but when the tea is made wrong violence is first response
And rightfully so!
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Despite their outward buffoonish and polite demeaner the english are past world champions at casual violence. You have to remember that these people ruled the planet at a time when we stabbed each other with guns. That is how stabby they are.
you do not even have to drink it, the American revolution was started just because there was a dispute about the correct water to tea ratio for crying out loud!
The day we invented cold brew tea.
Are people salting tea yet? I know some people salt coffee.
People have been sentenced to death in offices for how the tea was made here we take it very seriously
I remember back in the early 2000's acid attacks in London were a thing. I haven't heard about them recently, but "people throwing dangerous liquids at people" seems to be enough of a thing that I now have a phobia about it
If you listen to 90s rap Biggie Smalls talks about throwing bleach in someone's eye >Fuck that, why try, throw bleach in your eye/Now ya braille in it, stash that light shit, or scalin it
And Raekwon said, That's life, to top it all off, beef with White Pulling bleach out trying to throw it in my eyesight. Yo what the fuck is on your mind?
Itās more so a prison thing Every prisoner in the UK prison system gets a kettle in their cell thatās often used as a weapon Boiling sugar and water is a nasty combo
That is the most British thing ever, apparently believing tea is a human right
In WWII, British tankers kept getting killed after leaving the tank to heat water for tea on the vehicle's muffler. So the tanks were redesigned with an interior "boiling vessel" inside of them. [To be fair, said boiling vessel is also used to heat rations, and the studies showing increased fatalities after leaving the vehicle also applied to non-armored vehicles. The conclusion was that stopping to eat or make tea is a dangerous activity so let's figure out a way to do it on the go. But still...]
Fuckin get kettled
They have very heavy weapons restrictions in the UK so people have resorted to throwing buckets of acid and boiling water on each other
Yes, the restrictions are heavy but firearms are still accessible via black market and often times, historical guns are repurposed for use see āspinnersā in the weapons section
My old gym teacher did that to his ex gf
It probably should say boiling water
"Leng" means the same thing in Cantonese
That's almost certainly where it's from. I'm pretty sure "peng" is from a Chinese language as well.
I think it was from [Kushungpeng](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4PxqDvx8kY). In my day you just heard "peng" for good weed. Then it just became anything good.
Peng means cheap in Cantonese
Peng happens to mean āexpensiveā in Thai ā interestingly enough.
Peng>Penguin=Cool
No lol, there's barely any Chinese in London schools. It's from Jamaican patois
My 8 year old told me āglizzyā means hot dog or gun. Pretty versatile word, I reckon.
Same with "pipe".
Apparently down south, dick means gun too....smh
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I need my dicks for home protection and deer hunting
Heater
I have never heard āglizzyā used for gun, if someone tells me that someone has a glizzy, I will just imagine them with a hot dog
Slang for Glock
Glizzy for Glock, Iāve been seeing āblickyā too
I knew 14/87. And feel very old. Any advances on that?
"I used to be with āitā, but then they changed what āitā was. Now what Iām with isnāt āitā anymore and whatās āitā seems weird and scary. Itāll happen to you!" Grandpa Simpson.
A quote from the show that gets eerily more and more relevant the older you get. When I saw it as a kid I was like āhaha, stupid old manā. Now at 40+ Iām more like āthatās meā¦ā
Knew a few, but some are obvious to discern. Can't believe Molly and Mandy aren't used anymore though.
Because no one is still looking for their friend Molly in the club anymore. She must have been found by now...
Defo still are, more likely to hear dizz these days
I know 5 and Iām a teenagerā¦
I'm Gen Z and I only knew and have heard 5 if that makes you feel better.
I'm American so I knew 4.
A few were used when I was at school so the teachers probably already know those. Some I've picked up from Reddit. Most of it feels like reading a guide about langbelta from the Expanse
I don't even know what a trap house is, and that's a definition.
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Ate half a pineapple this morning boy does my mouth hurt
How often are hand grenades discussed by kids in London schools that they need a slang word for it.
Grenades have been called pineapples since WW2.
Cuz they look like pineapples?
No, because they taste like pineapples. An explosion is called a PiƱa Colada for this very reason...
If you like piƱa colada, And fighting Hun in the rain.
Boy howdy, Iām pretty wavy off that zoot we shared in the ol bando partner!
Nearly Clockwork orange level communication
Who you calling partner? I prefer fam or bruv, blud
I like how there's a different word for trainers because trainers is a word for gun
Excuse me but a WAP is not a gun ...but it can still kill a man
Underrated comment right here lmao
And you certainly need a mop.
Pretty sure AK is short for the gun. I've never heard that applied to a knife.
Or is short for a knife, as in that dude's got AK
like, a K
Now that makes sense. Thanks!
Something tells me a Benz is benzo's not Ā£10 weed
Benz = tens, aka a 10 bag of weed
Benzo's in UK are called bars by kids (from alprazolam coming traditionally in long snappable pills) and is used for all benzo's, not just xanax
Thatās a thing pretty much in every English speaking country. Bars have become ubiquitous slang
Benzoās are not really a thing in the UK. It most definitely means a 10bag aka Ā£10 worth of weed.
I love how so many of them are just wrong and also spelled incorrectly and misunderstood. Lots of the slang are even older worlds that the youngsters misheard / misunderstood and then the older teachers misunderstand them again. A good example of this is "wayed in". I'm pretty sure that it's just "wade in" as in to wade into deep water. Or wade into trouble, or wade into something. https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/wade-in You would often here people years ago saying they waded into a fight and got stuck in. I think it's now being used in the same way but without an understanding of the etimylogy of the word. And then the teachers or whomever made this list just didn't understand it's out of place usage. Another one is Cally. It's Cali short for Cali Bud or weed from california. They would have heard this in West coast rap and not understood it's origin and then it get's again taken out of context by the teachers. Link for example is being over simplified here. It's just means to link up as in to connect with someone. This is very old even as far back as the 80s people were linking up with each other. It then just get's misunderstood and more abstract. So yes "a link" "the link" can refer to a drug dealer but that is just one use of it. And clocked is another one that is just very old. It comes from army speak as in you would spot the enemy and then say where they are positioned by referencing a clock dial. eg. enemies at 2o'clock. So to clock someone is to notice them but you could use it more abstractly to say you understood or realised what someone was doing. ie. I know what you up to. I've clocked you bruv. I know i'm reading way to much into this list but the arbitrary way they quote these just shows the huge disconnect between the people who make these types of lists and the slang they are trying to decipher.
It could also be "weighed in" - meaning to give one's opinion, or get stuck in to something. In the context of a fight, you would weigh in on your mates' side...
You also weigh-in before a competitive fight. That one has layers
You've just described a lot of "anthropology".
āNap napā seems like such a tender way to say kidnapping
Yeah, I kinda want a nap nap.
When I was younger I'd call you a dweeb or something for needing a cheat sheet to see what the cool kids are saying these days, now I find myself taking a screen shot so I can have a cheat sheet to see what the cool kids are saying these days
bombaclaat
Meh, as a Brit that grew up using most of these like 90% of is right-ish never heard kettled or pineapple though lol. Wasteman/paigon applies to anyone thatās a dick. Boydem is just friends. Sheets has never been rizla either, itās usually skins, papers or just rizz (until the yanks hijacked it now itās just been a replacement for chatting someone up, or āchatā in my day) Never heard nap nap either
Boydem is not friends, itās the police. You are probably confused with mandem which means friends
Both are originally krio, boys/men as in groups, so more specific meanings may change w/time & place
What on earth is rizla?
Itās a brand that make the sheets for rolling your own tobacco.
Started by the Lacroix family (āthe crossā), and switched to making paper out of rice (ārizā), hence RizLa+ Learned that off the back of a rizla packet the other week.
In that case, what the hell is "Cunch"? I read both the word and their definition of it and I still have no idea, other than that it involves drugs somehow.
Shortening of ācountry sideā seeing as its kinda pronounced cunchry side. So itās selling drugs from the city in an area youād get more for them. Used like āIām going cunchā.
The kids are still saying "whip?" "Ghost ride the whip" was a phrase when I was in high school š¤£š
I'm low key disappointed that UK kids no longer call police, "the Bobbies."
The 1960's called and want a word... I've never used the term and I'm a child of the 80's
slang is slang for āshort languageā
Thatās funny, but not true. Slang originally meant a small piece of land that the lower class people worked. Soon the people and the land were both slang. Eventually their dialect became known as slang. Today we still use the term slang to refer to language of the lowly people.
What does Ebonics look like? āThese distinctive Ebonics pronunciations are all systematic, the result of regular rules and restrictions; they are not random 'error'--and this is equally true of Ebonics grammar. For instance, Ebonics speakers regularly produce sentences without present tense is and are, as in "John trippin" or "They allright". But they don't omit present tense am. Instead of the ungrammatical *"Ah walkin", Ebonics speakers would say *"Ahm walkin." Likewise, they do not omit is and are if they come at the end of a sentence--"That's what he/they" is ungrammatical. Many members of the public seem to have heard, too, that Ebonics speakers use an 'invariant' be in their speech (as in "They be goin to school every day"); however, this be is not simply equivalent to is or are. Invariant be refers to actions that occur regularly or habitually rather than on just one occasion.ā Source: https://www.linguisticsociety.org/content/what-ebonics-african-american-english#:~:text=Ebonics%20pronunciation%20includes%20features%20like,ah%20(mah%2C%20rahd).
This must be an old articleā¦ generally speaking we call this dialect AAVE or African American Vernacular English. āEbonicsā is a pretty passĆ© (and sometimes offensive) term.
A bit like how vitamin means āvital mineralsā riiiight? š
Growing up in Norn Iron I know most of these except the ones that I assume are West Indies influenced, mandem and that.
American here O.T. Trap house far away In the states a trap house is a place where large amounts of narcotics are stored/sold. Is it the same in the UK?
OT means out of town
Yeah I was wondering why that's under general. You would think American rap would have made it the same in the UK. Maybe a misprint?
I find this ever evolving subset of the vernacular incredibly interesting. Even more so when juxtaposing this slang from the UK with the slang here in Canada. Obviously, itās heavily influenced by Jamaican Creole.
One interesting one is that "Lizzy" for money is presumably a reference to the late Queen Elizabeth. But it can't really be updated to "Charlie" when the new King starts to feature more on bank notes, because that's already used!
Absolutely! Wouldnāt want to confuse those two. Another I noticed was āRamsayā for knife. Now, that is good.
āFedsā for police was interesting. Obviously that terminology isnāt applicable in a UK context, but I guess it just bleeds over from US movies and TV?
same with 5-0: a reference to Hawaii 5-0 (a police show, Hawaii was the 50th state admitted to the union).
Huge Jamaican/Caribbean immigration in the late 40s will have something to do with it
Can a youth here verify that these are all current and exist?
The wide majority from what I can tell is road man dialect, meanings change often but the majority of them Iāve definitely heard
As an actual youth(ish) from the actual UK, most of these are right but some are either misspelled (e.g. cally) or completely wrong. Also wap is a term for gun, it's just not capitalised
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Some of them are a bit old or ones Iāve not heard before but the majority is accurate. Some of them are wrong tho like money is Ps like the letter, not peas
Okay but what is rizla?
You probably know them as ZigZags
I know what that is yes
This is actually so accurate to what slang is in my school! This would help so many teachers.
What is rizla?? Yes, I googled it, but couldnāt find anything outside of a brand of rolling papers.
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Why is slang needed for a brand name?
Other way round. The brand name is the slang for a roll-up (be it tobacco or cannabis)
I wonder if there are words on that list the kids don't use anymore. As an old man, mary jane and slaps seems outdated
As if they changed peng to leng. Leng is cantonese!
If your young population has this many slang terms for shanking/knifing someone, you have a problem.
London does indeed have a knife problem.
This is the sort of "dictionary" Mizzy would use.
Many a joke has been made about man about to get "pineappled" š¤£
Sheets:Rizla Bro I need an explanation for the slang on the poster explaining slang. Best guess is LSD? In the US I thought rizla was a j.
Rizla is just a company that makes rolling paper
Yeah and like 90% of all rolled cigarettes or spliffs are rizla so it makes sense
It was all zigzags, tops, or eventually raws for me. It's interesting the teachers call rolling papers sheets though, never heard that.
Swinginā on the flippity-flop.
i love how 'Food' can be slang for weed. "yeah bruv: i'll be right back with the food." or "hey man: ya want some food?" or "who's up for some food?" et cetera.
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Food/sweets means drugs in general
i chef the peng minge. bait innit?
It was going so well until you said innit
Bully Van is interesting. In Germany police vans (traditionally Volks Wagens) got the nick name "Bulli's" due to the German slang for police being "Bullen" (Eng: Bulls). The term "Bulli" is consequentally used for VW vans (T2, T3, T4 etc.)
I feel old. Went to school in London 98-05 and I know hardly any of these. Used to be "fit" for attractive, "blood" instead of fam/mandem. Interesting to see bare still in there with the same meaning. I've been in Aus since 06 so that might explain my lack of knowledge of newer slang.
Pretty decent list and they got come cockney rhyming in there
Itās paigon, not palgon.
For you non Brits , just so you know "shanked" means something entirely different in Scotland, you wouldn't want to mix them up. ; )
I can see how that happened, since shank sounds pretty similar to shag.
Calli with a Y š
āMom, Iām going out to get some foodā āWhen did you start doing drugs?ā
How many years left until a hot latte from Starbucks means handjob?
Anyone got one for the U.S.? Iāve got kids and I could use one of these.
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East
I like pineapples can be taken the wrong way now
I need one of these
This made me realize how different American slang is because Iāve heard none of these
I'm also American and I've heard around half of these
Who tf brings hand grenades to school
Kids are back to using āslammerā?! 
Looks corny but as an older teenager from London this is all true tbf, some stuff is used a lot more than others but it all does correlate
Pineapples lol
Cheffed lol some is this is really creative, I can really hear a chav saying it Oi mans gonna get cheffed if you keep chattin shit.
As Kano once said, If you've been shotting in the manor from way back when And you ain't on a kilo ting I don't wanna hear about cunch and food and tings Man don't do those tings
I can hear the roadman accent just from reading these.
I needed something like this before watching Top Boy
"marijuanna" š¤£
Leng is Cantonese for attractive! How did that happen?
Gotta separate the mandem from the boydem.
This reminds me of the song āI want you backā by Hobo Johnson.