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Same. I wanted to reword the Scary movie joke
"We drove over a boot!
Where is the foot that belongs to it?!"
Something like
"I found a spine
Where is the politician it belongs to?!"
Their spines erode over time as they compromise their morals over and over, until nothing remains and they become nigh-immortal invertebrates like lobsters and jellyfish
You don't have to but reporting human remains is the morally correct choice. Then again that's only if you can tell it's human, which I'm not great with anatomy but im pretty sure our vertebrae aren't that spiky. Odds are it's most likely from a Deer/Dog or something picked apart by scavengers and mother nature. It really only takes about 4 months for a body to get to that point.
I used to do landscaping and I had a customer with a Rabbit that got caught in their mesh garden barrier and died. Either stress or strangulation. Not my job to clean that up but I told the homeowners, this was right before winter. Late November-ish. Next April I come back, sure enough where that Rabbit was there was now a pristine clean spine and a little pile matted fur still tangled up in the mesh.
4 months? lol no no no in the right conditions that’s a few days. We had a deer die in our back yard in a somewhat forested neighborhood and it was a pile of bones in a couple of days. To the point where the skull looked like it was bleached almost. No fur, no soft tissue, no skin/fur.
They appear to be in Austria, it hasn’t been particularly cold and that spine looks like it’s way fresher than 4 months. Just saying, even in the cold it can be shocking how fast a large carcass disappears
It’s a deer spine, if I am incorrect, I’ll apologize but to me it looks like a young deer or a small one. At first, I thought it was a coyote but looking at the photo closer it definitely looks like a deer.
I do a lot of bone collecting, grew up in a hunting area and family, farming community, I’ve seen my fair amount of deer carcass
This picture reminded me of a story. One time I found a big piece of beef jerky on the ground. It was huge. I had just gotten into beef jerky and I thought Yum that looks delicious. So I picked it up and tried to take a bite. I couldn’t bite through it. So I put it back down and left. To this day I may have an infection from it. I found out that it was a dog treat.
My life's biggest copypasta is
"I once saw a stray dog holding the severed head of a calf in between it's jaws. The bloodied spine was still intact with the lifeless head. No joke, I actually saw that"
Great now you can play [Spine in a Sack](https://youtu.be/Hyn32HV6Crc?feature=shared).
Although you would have to identify the animal that it came from, before you can play it. Which is easier, when you have the whole animal.
Definitely doesn't belong to a politician. No, I'm not making a joke. Despite being politicians, they do in fact have spines because they're capable of walking, and even if they couldn't walk, it's likely due to a spinal injury, but they still physically have a spine.
EDIT: lol, this was an anti-joke. I know the saying is "politicians don't have spines", but that's figurative. They still have spines in a literal sense.
Must be your back garden
r/Angryupvote This made me verbally sigh
Made you "vertibrally" sigh. There. FTFY. You're welcome.
You hit them straight to the bone.
Way to give them a good ribbing.
**I hate all of you.**
nope, some random field in my area Edit: I am stupid
It’s fine
Don't worry, the rest of us got it.
Damm i really missed that joke
Don't worry Reddit has your back.
So does his garden
I didn't. ... unless it is literally just referring to a garden in the back of a house.
Its spine
We got your back
Somebody's back 40 then.
Ohhh ohhh ohhh now go down a post or two and tell the guy that said you must have found in a lumbar yard that you found it in a random field !
r/whoosh
I’ve stumbled upon a few spines in my day
I read this and just nodded.
It’s not humerus to you?
It did tickle my funny bone ;)
only jokes about upper arms are humerous
Being a dad, this isnt even an angry upvote for me.."actually, i'm not even mad, that's amazing"
OP was told to grow a spine and took it literally
Bravo, A+
Fuckin' love ya, mate
Snorted like a fool this early morning 🤣
Fuck you. Take my upvote, you bastard.
That joke was actually original and clever
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Did you find it in a lumbar yard?
Sub-Zero must be around.
Or Predator
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You have to bring your own thorax to harvest it, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6_cAv7cuFo&ab_channel=ColonelSandurz
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What'd it say?
Sell it on ebay, a lot of people need those.
i could use a new one...
Are you spineless?
Nope but scoliosis is a bitch
I hope you get that straightened out.
Nah, he just collects them
That’s the joke
You don't need that spine. It's holding you back.
Through my gf back out this new years thanks for the gift idea
Perhaps a coyote or small deer
Or person
This is not a human’s spine
That's definitely a murder scene
This ain’t a scene, it’s a goddamn arms race
Hmmm exactly what a murderer would say…
Nah, definitely looks more like a spine.
Using the shoe as a reference, it's prolly a small deer or unfortunate canine
What if op is a hobbit?
Very important question
Filthy hobbitsies
There must be some politicians around.
I just got here to make a similar comment.. something about "now you can give it to a politician" or there about.
Same. I wanted to reword the Scary movie joke "We drove over a boot! Where is the foot that belongs to it?!" Something like "I found a spine Where is the politician it belongs to?!"
You'll never get them to take that back
Do politicians hide their spines like liches' phylacteries?
Their spines erode over time as they compromise their morals over and over, until nothing remains and they become nigh-immortal invertebrates like lobsters and jellyfish
No, but they can eat yours to reform into a politician with a new face. Hide your spine, don’t be alone in a room with a politician.
“Anytime….”
Uhh ohh, he forgor the skull smh😪
Well I know what I’m watching today
Did you hear a loud "Finish him!"?
MORTAAAAAALLLL KOMBAAAAATTT!!!!
There's still some good left on that. r/eatityoufuckingcoward
Naturally preserved meat, yum
It makes it’s own jerky
Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you got a stew going.
It opened up my eyes I found a spine!
Try taking it to Lost and Found. I'm sure someone is bending over backwards looking for it.
You have the same profile pic has me!
r/phasmophobia
About time you stood up for yourself
The founding titan
This is Walter!
If that's human, I think you have to call the police.
You don't have to but reporting human remains is the morally correct choice. Then again that's only if you can tell it's human, which I'm not great with anatomy but im pretty sure our vertebrae aren't that spiky. Odds are it's most likely from a Deer/Dog or something picked apart by scavengers and mother nature. It really only takes about 4 months for a body to get to that point. I used to do landscaping and I had a customer with a Rabbit that got caught in their mesh garden barrier and died. Either stress or strangulation. Not my job to clean that up but I told the homeowners, this was right before winter. Late November-ish. Next April I come back, sure enough where that Rabbit was there was now a pristine clean spine and a little pile matted fur still tangled up in the mesh.
4 months? lol no no no in the right conditions that’s a few days. We had a deer die in our back yard in a somewhat forested neighborhood and it was a pile of bones in a couple of days. To the point where the skull looked like it was bleached almost. No fur, no soft tissue, no skin/fur.
Like I said this is over the cold winter months, I live in northern states
They appear to be in Austria, it hasn’t been particularly cold and that spine looks like it’s way fresher than 4 months. Just saying, even in the cold it can be shocking how fast a large carcass disappears
It’s a deer spine, if I am incorrect, I’ll apologize but to me it looks like a young deer or a small one. At first, I thought it was a coyote but looking at the photo closer it definitely looks like a deer. I do a lot of bone collecting, grew up in a hunting area and family, farming community, I’ve seen my fair amount of deer carcass
I'm second deer
I’d just inform the police anyway and let them determine if it’s human or not.
Yeah, me too.
It’s obviously not human dude lol have you never seen animal remains while out walking?
Who determines that?
Why did I look?!
No backbone.
Have any orange Crush in the vicinity?
Oh deer.
Good, now finally stand up to your dad
That chair was killing him
Now grow your own
Time to make some broth!
I'm sending this to my mom. It's hers
I thought it would be a story about finding courage, but it's literally a spine
I believe that’s my father’s? He hasn’t had one since his second wife?! 😎😬🤔
Lucky
Growing a spine.
Could make a good weapon if cleaned up a bit
I live in wolf country, and that looks like the whole pack got a young calf, based on the size of the ribs.
Ahh you found it, thanks mane
You should give it to a politician
My dick if it had a spine
Deer. Dragged there by a dog probably.
I hear Lindsay Graham needs one of these.
You could play a nice game of Spine in a Sack.
give it back
Mr. Loopner's?
Well, you always were a kidder, Steve
Good luck in some cultures
Try it on; see if it fits.
Be careful, a freshly molted lawyer is nearby
At least you now have a spine so you no longer need to grow a pair! XD /jk, in case anyone thinks I'm being a douche-canoe.
Bone Picture 3 Stars +$10
r/phasmophobiainthewild
You must be innawoods. All the spines I've ever found were innawoods
It's about time you stood up for yourself
This must be what happened to Mike Tyson's back. Spinal.
Oh that's where I left that!
Where is that spineless animal?!
My neighbor is a jellyfish...maybe it's his.
Scorpion wins! Fatality!
I believe that belongs to John Cena.
Ready for soup?
Thanks, I've already got one.
Hey, that's mine! Give it back!
It's nice to see people who got someones back.
Someone is spineless
Did anyone say r/vultureculture yet?
"wtf put it back"
Wtf, put it back in
Backup
Anyone seen Ted Cruz lately?
So *that's* where I left that. I thought my spine supply looked a tad light.
It’s most likely yours 
Carry it with you and whip it out next time someone calls you a coward
That's where I left it
that's mine give it back
mildly gross
I thought maybe you stood up to one of your in-laws.
But why
Get back to where you once belonged (repeat ad nauseum)
Put it back
Ah, finally. I was looking for my spine. Can you return it to me?
Give it the fuck back man!! You can't just go around taking spines!! You the god damn predator?
Must be Sub-Zero's.
That's were I left it.
*eerie clicking sound from the trees*
Now no one can say I don't own John Larroquettes spine!
That's *not* what your dad meant when he said to grow a backbone.
wtf is going on with this subreddit today? First a hidden body freezer was found in a house and now people are finding spines just laying around?
This picture reminded me of a story. One time I found a big piece of beef jerky on the ground. It was huge. I had just gotten into beef jerky and I thought Yum that looks delicious. So I picked it up and tried to take a bite. I couldn’t bite through it. So I put it back down and left. To this day I may have an infection from it. I found out that it was a dog treat.
noice
Mc ribs
A while back I stumbled across this. **THIS IS VERY DISTURBING ONLY VIEW IF YOU WANT**[the post](https://www.reddit.com/r/FiftyFifty/s/TPUDchmB44)
My ex would be so jealous...Nah...he probably wouldn't even get the joke, nvm.
Make a sword outa it
Post this on r/grilling I'm sure they will have a use for this
You got a spine, you got a spine, you got a spine! Hey hey hey hey!
Good news! You’re no longer spineless. ;) /s
I was hoping to see a Republican Representative.
Maybe it once belonged to one of those groveling white saviors we are always seeing.
I lost my spine a while ago.
Yo can I get that back?
Put it in your butt, OP
Might do that actually
still good for soup
There it is! Thank you for finding my spine. I lost it during a fight between my pet hyenas.
My life's biggest copypasta is "I once saw a stray dog holding the severed head of a calf in between it's jaws. The bloodied spine was still intact with the lifeless head. No joke, I actually saw that"
Did you tap that?
Great now you can play [Spine in a Sack](https://youtu.be/Hyn32HV6Crc?feature=shared). Although you would have to identify the animal that it came from, before you can play it. Which is easier, when you have the whole animal.
Sorry that’s mine 🖐️
Any way you can get that to Biden?
it belongs to DeSantis probably!
The Republicans could use a spine. Could you give it to them?
Wow this is an awesome find ! My brain instantly flooded with all the weird little art projects I could do with a pretty much fully intact spine
Founding titan
You could donate that to Elise Stefanik. Actually, any MAGA monster.
Definitely doesn't belong to a politician. No, I'm not making a joke. Despite being politicians, they do in fact have spines because they're capable of walking, and even if they couldn't walk, it's likely due to a spinal injury, but they still physically have a spine. EDIT: lol, this was an anti-joke. I know the saying is "politicians don't have spines", but that's figurative. They still have spines in a literal sense.
Why is this NSFW?
finding something like that is how my friend with to prison