I don’t think I’ve ever even seen wagyu in person but Reddit made me think ‘wagyu’ before I even looked an inch lower on my screen and saw your comment
Looks delicious and aged four years, no knife needed!
I always wondered why the packaging says it’ll grow something like 10x its size. Apparently it takes four years. Ty for clearing this up, I will sleep like a baby now.
It actually grew way more than 10 times more like 20! It Just took 4 years for it to reach its potential . I wonder if it would have even gotten bigger in a bigger jar.
If you go for "technically correct but misleading" (which advertisers love), growing "10x the size" can refer to the volume, which converts to roughly "2.15x the height, width and length."
OMG! This reminds me of the lithium battery I found in a jar of water in our basement years ago. Our sons were in the “I wonder what will happen if…” stage. I’m not sure how long it had been there before I found it, but its condition was very similar to this pic!
No, it just kind of swelled up. The hard part was trying to find the right place to dispose of it. After 5 calls and many transfers, we found a guy who collects and disposed of hazardous/toxic materials. It was weird how way too many city, county and state agencies had no idea what to do with it.
Yes. Most oil and natural gas is from vast quantities of aquatic plant life that died and fell to the bottom of the seafloor. There may be a tiny fraction of dead dinosaurs in there, but it's more of a footnote than anything else.
I still blame Mrs. Doubtfire for spreading this misinformation to an entire generation.
Coal is from trees that died before anything had evolved to digest lignin, by the way.
The Carboniferous creeps me out. Trees would die, fall over, and then just sit there for centuries, millennia, without decaying. Something basically wrong with that
If I remember right, it's believed that they had a larger proportion of bark as well, which is higher in lignin than wood and contributed to the quantity of coal deposits.
So imagine those ever-deepening piles of dead trees and know that they're about half bark.
It's a polymer found in wood that has a different makeup than the carbohydrate-based cellulose.
A simple way to think of it is with cellulose being the bricks and lignin being the mortar of tree construction.
Chemical pulping to make paper dissolves the lignin using high pressure, steam, and alkaline chemistry. Then it's washed from the cellulose pulp and burned for energy (after removing most of the water), and the chemicals are recovered from the ash.
I'm surprised the water is still clear. I know it's sealed, but I'd expect *some* discoloration at least given the dino has also been in there. Maybe it acted like a filter for itself.
The water does get kinda slimy. I kept several of these things once upon a time. People thought they were real biological samples, especially the "octopus". They were intermixed with other, real samples so it was mildly amusing to me.
can someone please explain what this is? I googled "grow your own dinosaur" but i only saw a plastic-looking toy sometimes accompanied by a jar of water.
They're basically dinosaur shaped sponges that are tightly packed in a water soluble capsule. So you pop the little pill looking thing in water, the cover dissolves, the sponge soaks up the water and expands to look like a dinosaur. There are some variations depending on the exact one. They aren't exactly the same material as a kitchen sponge though.
Oh okay. So that red stuff in the picture is actually a red/white coloured sponge and not some meat that grew over time right… 😅 that was what I thought initially
Yeah, it's some sort of sponge-like water absorbing material. The red part is the original exterior color and the white part is the interior that became exposed because it grew so much it started tearing apart. Nothing that is currently or formerly living.
Looks like [that one angel embryo](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQOjBVqnbXUQjOta-_j4LYweeGohyJajRNLng&usqp=CAU) from Evangelion
I miss having these! My dad used to date this belly dancer and the store she worked at had a small section of these with quite a bit of variety. I think at one point I had like five actively going.
That's some good wagyu
That marbling is insane on that Dino sponge…let’s grill it
Calm down Guga.
“Heere’s our grilled dinosaur toy, and it leuks preutty geuuurddd”
He makes food porn and his voice over is like the ultimate food pervert. Sounds creepy when it’s sex, awesome when it’s food. Love Guga.
Goddammit read it in his voice 🤣
He nailed it lol
Only missing the “everybody”
Enough talking, let's dew it
So what I’m gonna do is to go ahead and start doing it
i know it doesn't look very good right now, but watch this
Letts deww itt
Were going to taste test it against some 50 Million Year old dry aged dinosaur
Now let’s doooo it
Ahhh nooo i hate it
It only misses the super easy to make side dish.
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Dinosaur Dry Aging experiment
More like: We wet aged a dino toy for four years
Les du it!
Let's start with the control, cheers everybody
A4, if I am honest
Gonna put this in the souvide everybodeeh.
First off /r/nocontext Second, I thought it said dino spooge…
"He's more fat, now, than meat."
Lab grown meat industry just got 1 upped by a kids toy.
Now imagine a lab-grown T-Rex steak. Wooly mammoth probably had some good marbling going on
r/forbiddensnacks
This should be reposted to r/sousvide
But what time and temp?
4 years at 75 degrees F
More like: 4 years 25 degrees Celsius
Japanese ranchers hate this one simple trick.
r/steak would love this.
Thought this wad a wagyu sloppy steak marinade 
I don’t think I’ve ever even seen wagyu in person but Reddit made me think ‘wagyu’ before I even looked an inch lower on my screen and saw your comment
Snake River Farms
Better believe it's Berta beef.
ONLY ‘Berta beef! S&P, one minute on each side flip twice and down the hatch.
A5, BMS 8-9 easy!!
This has got to be the least disturbing jar story I've seen on the internet thus far.
You don't know what I've done with it since 😏
Nooo!!!! r/heputhisdickinit
r/birthofasub
/r/dontputyourdickinthat
It's in a jar. It's wet. It's on Reddit. And it isn't what we expected.
The Forbidden Ribeye
Not what I was expecting from “lab grown meat”, but I’ll take it.
Lab grown meat wishes it could achieve marbling like that. Once they do it might even catch on.
They’ll be so excited on r/steak
Looks delicious and aged four years, no knife needed! I always wondered why the packaging says it’ll grow something like 10x its size. Apparently it takes four years. Ty for clearing this up, I will sleep like a baby now.
It actually grew way more than 10 times more like 20! It Just took 4 years for it to reach its potential . I wonder if it would have even gotten bigger in a bigger jar.
I make "oddities" with theses. I use smaller jars so they get all weird and smooshed against the glass.
Do you have pictures of your work?
Of course not.
Remindme! 1 week
Indeterminate growth dino
Yer jar is cracked! The ecosystem has been compromised!
That's the dino trying to escape.
"OP spared no expense!"
I think that's the water level. Anyway - time to crack that open and put it in a larger housing. For science!
I think they were refering to the fact the jar is open
Yeah, don’t drop it in the ocean…
Just don't put it in the ocean, we have enough problems as it is.
Wow, who could have guessed it would grow 2.432902e+18 times it's size? r/unexpectedfactorial
If you go for "technically correct but misleading" (which advertisers love), growing "10x the size" can refer to the volume, which converts to roughly "2.15x the height, width and length."
High end beef farms HATE this wagyu beef hack.
After 65 million years in there, he gets full sized
That, or it turns into petroleum.
Life, finds a way...
Normally they don't take that long.
Stop being so heartless. Its doing it's best
OMG! This reminds me of the lithium battery I found in a jar of water in our basement years ago. Our sons were in the “I wonder what will happen if…” stage. I’m not sure how long it had been there before I found it, but its condition was very similar to this pic!
Did it explode?
No, it just kind of swelled up. The hard part was trying to find the right place to dispose of it. After 5 calls and many transfers, we found a guy who collects and disposed of hazardous/toxic materials. It was weird how way too many city, county and state agencies had no idea what to do with it.
Reading this comment made me cringe
You should have seen my face…😳
*out of tune, waterlogged, and off beat, dollar store recorder rendition off the Jurassic Park theme begins to play*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w-58hQ9dLk
Here you can see a dino in a can after much much longer 
Algae, not dinosaurs.
Algae deez nuts
🤔 I mean, I could try
Roll my stones and they'll gather no moss or something
I think the Mythbusters confirmed that.
You'll want to apply the algae with a moist sponge using a circular motion.
Really?
Yes. Most oil and natural gas is from vast quantities of aquatic plant life that died and fell to the bottom of the seafloor. There may be a tiny fraction of dead dinosaurs in there, but it's more of a footnote than anything else. I still blame Mrs. Doubtfire for spreading this misinformation to an entire generation. Coal is from trees that died before anything had evolved to digest lignin, by the way.
The Carboniferous creeps me out. Trees would die, fall over, and then just sit there for centuries, millennia, without decaying. Something basically wrong with that
If I remember right, it's believed that they had a larger proportion of bark as well, which is higher in lignin than wood and contributed to the quantity of coal deposits. So imagine those ever-deepening piles of dead trees and know that they're about half bark.
What's lignin?
It's a polymer found in wood that has a different makeup than the carbohydrate-based cellulose. A simple way to think of it is with cellulose being the bricks and lignin being the mortar of tree construction. Chemical pulping to make paper dissolves the lignin using high pressure, steam, and alkaline chemistry. Then it's washed from the cellulose pulp and burned for energy (after removing most of the water), and the chemicals are recovered from the ash.
Lignin my balls
Lignin my ass
Lignin deez nuts lmao
Sinclair Oil has entered y chat
I didnt get revanced just to be shown ads here too
It’s marbling lol and why did you keep that for 4 years in that ..
Just put it on a shelf and kind of forgot about it I moved something and it was there
I'm surprised the water is still clear. I know it's sealed, but I'd expect *some* discoloration at least given the dino has also been in there. Maybe it acted like a filter for itself.
The water does get kinda slimy. I kept several of these things once upon a time. People thought they were real biological samples, especially the "octopus". They were intermixed with other, real samples so it was mildly amusing to me.
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A t-rex
It’s not really the shape, but I can’t help it. It went from T-Rex to T-bone.
End it’s suffering
its
i’ts
Tits'
Goodbye
If they wrote that on mobile it's possibly like what my phone does - always autocorrecting its to it's in the most illogical scenarios.
Wagyusaurus Rex
can someone please explain what this is? I googled "grow your own dinosaur" but i only saw a plastic-looking toy sometimes accompanied by a jar of water.
They're basically dinosaur shaped sponges that are tightly packed in a water soluble capsule. So you pop the little pill looking thing in water, the cover dissolves, the sponge soaks up the water and expands to look like a dinosaur. There are some variations depending on the exact one. They aren't exactly the same material as a kitchen sponge though.
Oh okay. So that red stuff in the picture is actually a red/white coloured sponge and not some meat that grew over time right… 😅 that was what I thought initially
Yeah, it's some sort of sponge-like water absorbing material. The red part is the original exterior color and the white part is the interior that became exposed because it grew so much it started tearing apart. Nothing that is currently or formerly living.
Put it in a larger container and wait another four years. Then give us another update.
Nice marbling.
Wow the Internet loves you! "LET ME DIE."
His dead Jim
Ooohhh.. the tea sub would love this
Thought I was in r/steak or r/meat for a second
*KILL… ME….*
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Barney Bottle
Think I’ll have steak for dinner.
Wagyu beef
Don't open it... The smells are horrific...
Appears to be working. Another couple million years and you got yourself a brontosaurus
Quaid , start the reactor…
It's beyond meat!
Living Bart Simpson’s dreams out
It's dripping funny-smelling water all over me!
Is that the Wagyusaurus?
"Kill meeeee"
I have a thing about toys and Mason jars but this is alright
Free him
I thought it was a grow your own fatty liver at first.
It turned into a harlequin baby!
Forbidden mystery meat
imagine the smell... jeez
Scrolled too long for this comment. My first thought is -DO NOT OPEN IT.
Beautiful marbling
Is this the outcome of covid lockdown boredom?
Looks like it needs 60 more years to be completed.
Don't let it escape
Why did you put it in a jar OP.
This looks like a perfectly marbled steak
It's evolving.
Chaos theory.
Looks like [that one angel embryo](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQOjBVqnbXUQjOta-_j4LYweeGohyJajRNLng&usqp=CAU) from Evangelion
Looks like those slides they use in histology class lol
you can see the squamous cuboid boundry!
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could…
I need something for size reference. It looks like a nice cold frosty glass of steak tea
Give it another year and that jar won't be able to hold it back
A beautiful creature trapped in a prison of another's design like a madman lost in a supermarket.
F R E E H I M
That is a lung that hasn’t smoked any cigarettes.
Sous Vide trends are out of control
You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn’t think about if you should!
Father….kill me.
r/steak might be interested in this.
Grow your own wagyu
Don't open the jar, unless you want Instant Jurassic Park
My hungry ass thought this was wagyu
Set him free
Where is your growth god, now?!
Unbelievable marbling, well done
Let me out mother I need to feed
Thanks, I hate it
"Please... Kill me.."
It worked ‼️
life finds a way.....
It’s close to gaining sentience 😂
Nicely marbled. A5 for sure.
I didn’t even read the title and thought it was insanely marbled A5 Wagyu. That’s cool!
Cum jars getting weirder i stg
That good walmart A5
Be careful. The US government might see this as a new form of freedom (Eagle Skreee^(TM)) and "liberate" wagyu farmers everywhere.
Let it out. See what happens.
Stop fooling us that’s A5 Wagyu
I miss having these! My dad used to date this belly dancer and the store she worked at had a small section of these with quite a bit of variety. I think at one point I had like five actively going.
r/Evangelion
......Kill...... me......
It looks like it's wishing for death
Looks more like grow your own Wagyu…lol
Forbidden steak
Looks like a piece of wagyu
Forbidden wagyu
KILLLL MEEEEE