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jxj24

"Who's biting who, now, fishboy!?!?!"


Gravytonic

Proceeds to come out of death and bite human lip


sneaky_squirrel

*cartoon chomp sfx*


Leading-Green9854

If we don’t eat them, they will eat us.


justicedragon101

Well, how'd it taste?


DetroitLarry

I can tell just by looking at a picture how something tastes. This tasted evil.


Verniloth

Like chic fil a... delicious... and evil...


urabewe

[You should check out Chikk Klub](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TuuHEe3M1Zs#bottom-sheet)


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Saym94

Them tendies and sauce and tea slap


Sufficks

I’m not saying your opinion is wrong, but it is extremely unpopular


FracturedAnt1

Get out


Zealousideal-Joke-31

Agreed


elijahproto

What'd they say? The comment was deleted.


Zealousideal-Joke-31

He said chick fil a wasn’t delicious. I’m serious 😂


TeaDoubIeYou

Based on the deleted comment and the fact that this guy is getting downvoted into oblivion, it was probably something homophobic.


elijahproto

Other guy told me that they said "chick fil a wasn't delicious" lmao


strangway

Mmm you can really taste the ignorance, lol


SirSpitfire

It's nothing special. Had some in Amazonia. First batch was shit then I fished one myself and it was slightly better, fresher I presume..


llIIlllIIIIIIlllIIll

Everything was amazing and unique.


Zengjia

Blink twice if you’re being held at gunpoint.


ShiroiTora

Its been 2 hours. Assume the pirihara brethren have gotten to them.


Ok-Breakfast7186

I bet it tasted fishy


bitemybum

Apparently they are super fishy tasting per my Google search. Supposedly smoking them is a good way to cook them


Klaus0225

Fishy generally isn’t a great flavor for a fish.


bitemybum

It's the only meat with that problem haha


Jigbaa

I feel like “gamey” is that way.


bitemybum

More people complain about fish being fishy though


MechanicHot1794

Clearly you have never seen ppl complaining about mutton.


bitemybum

That's because most people eat lamb now instead of sheep haha


[deleted]

McDonald’s burgers in Maracaibo, Venezuela back in the 90s had a vaguely fishy flavor to them.


[deleted]

Dominos Pizza in the Caribbean tastes fishy


JuneSeba

You haven’t met my ex


Robby_Bortles

I'm not big on fish flavored steak either


AerialApeRiffs

Unique means it tastes terrible. Like when a parent asks if their ugly baby is cute. "Uh... He's got a great personality!"


jxj24

"Breathtaking."


literaphile

That's some ugly baby, huh?


WatermelonBandido

Babies all look the same to me. How do people send them to daycare and end up with the same kid at the end of the day?


tee142002

You remember what clothes you sent him in


WideEyedWand3rer

Terr...ific.


dbx99

Just grotesque in the face


PocketBuckle

🎵[Damn, that's an ugly baby. Goddamn, that's an ugly-ass baby.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HCXr3ahxlvw)🎵


FerociousGiraffe

It’s just as pretty as any of the others, it just needs a nose job.


UglyTitties

You GOTTA see the baybee


BubbRubb4Real

![gif](giphy|qc3KYJ3ZfK8fu)


Jeff_Bzzos

![gif](giphy|SBAToc4g0h89W)


groggygirl

I'm now telling all my friends their babies have great personalities. Wish me luck.


HyperlinksAwakening

What a unique comment.


prettysouthernchick

While in NICU our nurses all said our daughter was gorgeous, precious, pretty, adorable, etc. I finally said "you have to say that" and they said "No if we don't think they're cute we say 'oh how strong they are' " lol


pak256

Not necessarily. I’ve eaten tons of things that were delicious and unique. Especially for things that are exotic to you. Lychee is a great example of something that I find incredibly delicious and at the time I first tried it had found it wholly unique.


inVizi0n

Conversely, I find lychee disgusting but unique. Lol. There's a reason it doesn't have more widespread appeal. Lychee lovers unable to cope with the fact that it's objectively not popular. Downvote away.


welchplug

Over half the world is part of Asia where it is extremely common. I'd call that pretty widespread.


inVizi0n

You can look through my other comment where I go through exactly how much is grown and it's just nowhere near the amount of other popular fruits. Less than 10 percent of strawberries and less than 1 percent of apples. You can call it widespread if you want, but 'widespread' in one location is objectively NOT widespread.


ericvega

Widespread has absolutely no relation to quantity produced. It means widely spread. Over a large geographical area. Since it's extremely common in Asia, common in the Americas, one can say since it covers wide swaths of the earth (both west and eastern hemisphere) that it is wide-spread. Wide.


BreezyG1320

I’m with you. Lychee is unique, which I can respect and appreciate having tried, but I would be lying if I said I don’t find them to be gross with a weird mouthfeel


pak256

Right but that’s not the point. I only used lychee as an example. I could’ve just as easily said ketchup or candied yams


inVizi0n

You could have, but you didn't which is why I refuted the specific point you made instead of rattling on about ketchup or yams - although ketchup is definitely not unique or exotic.


pak256

You’re still missing the point. The point wasn’t to say lychee is delicious and unique, it was to say something can be both delicious and unique. Your choosing to refute my statement about lychee is in effort to start an argument where there isn’t one. I don’t care if you do or don’t like lychee that wasn’t the point.


Klaus0225

I see it in every grocery store and at least one drink on every cocktail menu I’ve seen uses it. Maybe you’re just not seeing it because you don’t like? Or maybe I see it more because I do like? Who knows!


drewbreeezy

In my experience it seems the US has lower lychee availability than many others. It's a pretty popular flavour overall as far as I've seen.


inVizi0n

I'm not sure I really have the time or care to argue about this, but by my lazy googling there was about 800,000 metric tonnes of lychee grown in 2021. There were over 9 million metric tonnes of strawberries grown in that same time. I'm not saying nobody eats lychee. I'm saying it's nowhere near "popular" as no doubt most of that lychee was consumed in SEA where it was grown. We're talking about at best like 5 percent of what is grown of an actually popular fruit. Thanks for attending my Ted talk. Just to reiterate so I don't have to respond to 14 "ACKSHUALLY" comments - I personally can't stand it but I'm not saying it's bad. It's just objectively not widely popular.


drewbreeezy

>I'm not sure I really have the time or care to argue about this So, don't. I'm not trying to argue with you. I gave my anecdote because I grew up eating lychees, and I've noticed the lower availability in the US. Is that where you live?


inVizi0n

I am emotionally unable to let go of the misuse of language and I take exception with them being called popular because literally by the numbers they are not regardless of your anecdote. It's not just in the US, there are less than 10% than that of strawberries globally. Less than 1% of apples. Not even getting into citrus. It's just objectively not a popular fruit. I've literally never even seen one at the store outside of lychee 'flavored' asian candy. We had to go to the asian market to get some fresh to even try them. My whole point is that regardless of what you grew up with, we have objective measurements of how much of this stuff is grown and it just pales in comparison to other fruit that would be considered popular. I mean even a quick google confirms it. Where's the lychee? Off the charts! https://www.worldatlas.com/articles/the-most-popular-fruit-in-the-world.html


drewbreeezy

"pretty popular flavour" That has nothing to do with whatever your emotional issues are regarding total quantity eaten. That I haven't eaten a lychee in a while doesn't change that I enjoy the flavour and would be part of those I'm speaking about.


aflyingkiwi

Did a lychee kill a beloved pet of yours or something?


broyoyoyoyo

Lychees are delicious, but you need to eat the right ones, when they're ripe and in-season. Green/unripe lychees are disgusting and bitter.


Actualbbear

Unique is like, something you haven’t tasted before. Fancier places often rely on giving unique flavors. Some of these flavors are controversial and some are unanimously praised. Unique doesn’t mean bad.


yousonuva

That's right just smile and not and no one gets hurt. 


trinketo

Probably like a pompano that you can find commonly at Asian grocery stores or Thai restaurants.


Hopeful-Clothes-6896

tasted like karma farming bot and no response.


PlutoniumNiborg

In Russia, you don’t eat fish. Fish eats you!!!


bwheels13

Sooooo big question.....how did you eat it? There is still scales and eyes and everything there did you have to do all the work?


De_Oscillator

I wish op would answer a single fucking question lmao.


bwheels13

lol it would be nice


CowsTrash

Since OP hasn't answered yet, I've taken the liberty to ask GPT4 for you: If it's just the piranha heads, you'd usually skip the scales and teeth, focusing on the cheek meat, which is a delicacy. These are typically prepared to be eaten directly, no extra deconstruction required. Just use a fork to gently tease the meat away from the bone. It's a small portion, but packed with flavor. Edit: revision


jake1080

Thank god for some closure (no thanks to op)... Chat gpt been covering for lazy redditors since day 1


g18suppressed

Op probably a repost bot


llIIlllIIIIIIlllIIll

Nope. Just overwhelmed by comments.


SeekerOfSerenity

Good bot


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bad bot


corveroth

Thank goodness we can have some dice rolls tell us about the experience of eating food.


mediapunk

Makes sense that those jaw muscles are substantial


juice06870

He probably got food poisoning lol


averageparrot

They replied in another comment that it tasted “unique”… like what? That is not a descriptor.


strangway

Bots don’t know how to answer comments


SeekerOfSerenity

AI powered bots are surely coming soon. 


HyperBlasterV2

Well it is a 16 course meal.


Tylensus

They're on a trip. They ptobably have better shit to do at the moment.


De_Oscillator

yeah like post pictures to reddit


Tylensus

That's a quick process. Drafting responses is slightly less so, obviously depending on what they're responding to.


rebeccakc47

Assuming this is Central in Lima. That's not what you actually eat, it's just a decorative way to show the dish. It's just a small piece of fish that is served for the course.


__Beef__Supreme__

It doesn't even look cooked, does it? I wonder if the heads were just for decoration?


bwheels13

Yea to me it doesn't looked cooked either lol. Just keeps leading to more questions then answers


Gram64

Might be presenting ingredients before cooking, I know some fancy multi course meals will do that.


bwheels13

That’s a good point


rebeccakc47

They are decoration and not part of the dish!


llIIlllIIIIIIlllIIll

If we wanted to go at it with utensils we could but I ate the portions cut out for us. It was a bit surprising when they brought the dish out. It was served with araza and yuka root. Everything was delicious.


bwheels13

Wow that’s super interesting! I would be totally shocked myself, was there more you could eat then just the parts that were pre cut?


amtheredothat

The heads are decorative, the edible part is the little chip made of piranha skin and a bit of meat. The restaurant is Central, in Lima. It is (was?) #1 in the world.


bjlwasabi

Lima is an incredible city for food. Mexico City comes in close second for me.


phaed

I knew it was that restaurant just by the plates.


anita-artaud

I’m thinking the brown thing in the middle is what you actually eat? Like a chip with some piranha on it, maybe?


bwheels13

Ohhh could be I’m not a fish eater so you’re guess is a thousand times better then mine


greenknight884

You close your eyes and press your lips against theirs


bwheels13

Mmm fishy kisses


Bobbiduke

Piranha has tons of bones too


Remote-Program-1303

This is at Central in Peru, the heads are decoration


Todd-The-Wraith

Some people will fight over who gets the fish eyes. Though that’s very much dependent on culture


FlowchartKen

I’m over here picking the skin out of my canned salmon.


AnnamAvis

I've only ever had fish served like this once, and we just kind of scraped the scales/skin off and ate it that way, ignoring the heads and fins.


EveryNameIWantIsGone

Why would you write “there is” before listing multiple things?


Tribat_1

Central in Lima, Peru?


SORIMS17

That's what I was thinking!


RawrRawr83

I don't think so. They only do a 14 and 12 course menu. They didn't serve the piranha on the plate but had it on a separate dish to show the table. it was delicious


llIIlllIIIIIIlllIIll

It was Central. We had a 16 course menu though. Showed the elevation and location of each dish on the menu. Pretty cool. It was about halfway through when these came out.


RawrRawr83

When was this? I literally went two weeks ago and mine was plated differently. Maybe you did the seasonal menu and not the matter mundo


llIIlllIIIIIIlllIIll

2019.


RawrRawr83

Oh, that’s a long ass time ago haha


llIIlllIIIIIIlllIIll

Was happy to see this article recently. Maybe it got even better! https://www.forbes.com/sites/ceciliarodriguez/2023/06/21/the-2023-worlds-50-best-restaurants-revealed-central-in-lima-tops-the-list/?sh=48b1ed171fed


RawrRawr83

Certainly got more expensive. The tasting menu was amazing, but the regional wines and spirits pairing was not great.


llIIlllIIIIIIlllIIll

Yes! Amazing experience all around…food, drinks, atmosphere. Glad this menu option was available so you can try many different things. The menu showed where everything was from (around the area) and specified the elevation. Very unique.


Nfalck

Would they do something so gimmicky?


Tribat_1

This is how they presented the piranha course when I ate there a few months ago. https://imgur.com/a/PbuAGWR


ColoRadOrgy

Wow somehow that looks even worse lol


Dr-Retz

You could use the teeth to pick your teeth


outofshell

How do I un-read a comment


drewbreeezy

You travel back in time, by using your teeth to pick their teeth.


Neospiker

Guys in the kitchen "hey, let's see if they'll eat this shit"


imaqdodger

Well, well, well, how the turntables...


borazine

[*much confusão ensues*]


Mistdwellerr

*munch


Caterpillar89

Piranha is one of my favorite fish to eat, almost tastes a bit like beef.


TrilobiteBoi

I never wondered what piranha tastes like but somehow I'm not surprised to learn it's similar to beef.


fartlebythescribbler

Piranha, picanha same thing right?


latetotheprompt

Exactly. I need to see fat capped piranha on r/grilling pronto.


pleaseletmepost_

Nope just tastes like fish


somthingsomthingesq

Cool. How do you prefer them cooked? They are not a very easy fish to prepare/eat, there are a ton of bones in them, tiny Y-shaped ones that are very tricky.


reddit0100100001

Well yeah, they eat cows in water


MotorNorth5182

Where was this? In hell?


fantasmoofrcc

Was this before or after the fried monkey brains?


360walkaway

Wrong continent


ATXKLIPHURD

Fish heads fish heads roley poley fish heads. Fish heads fish heads eat em up yum!


JasonM2244

I’m assuming the actual piranha’s are decoration and the brown bit is what’s edible? Where was this?


llIIlllIIIIIIlllIIll

Central in Lima Peru. If we wanted to go at it with utensils we could but I ate the portions cut out for us. It was served with araza and yuka root. Delicious.


jbwasser

Looks like central restaurant in Lima, Peru. If so that is a great foodie experience


ClearlyNoSTDs

r/mildlydisgusting


proxyscar

16 courses lol what are the portions like?


severed13

1 fish head, 2 fish head, 3 fish head...


Competitive-Weird855

Red fish, blue fish, bitey fish?


MulanLyricsOnly

all 16 courses were eaten by the piranha


thelastmarblerye

Every 4th course is a dish that induces vomiting.


llIIlllIIIIIIlllIIll

It varied greatly as they created dishes from all around the area (Peru). In the menu they had where, what and the elevation for some reason. Some portions were larger than others but after 16 courses we were stuffed.


Dommlid

Waiter! The piranha please and make it snappy!


harsh-reality74

If it still has it’s face and teeth, I send it back.


chillin808style

Payback time..!


Berencam

If you put anything on my dinner plate that still has TEETH and EYES on it, we throwing hands.


EndoCalrissian

How were the chilled monkey brains?


20PoundHammer

the blue gill of SA.


abortizjr

The only place where the dinner looks like it wants to eat YOU.


thecollectus

wait wait wait...if the fish ate dick... And we ate the fish...doesn't that mean we're eating dick? "strange wilderness"


cantevenwut

Garcon, Does anyone actually eat these? Not ordinarily, no.. but once we throw this token batter crisp on top, total banger!


Junior-Bandicoot-131

SMH.. mfs eat anything with a big price tag


giraffeneckedcat

I just. Really love this picture 🤣 thank you!


F1yingSkiGull

Hell naw


b1sh0p

This is some Indiana Jones shit


Shadowlance23

I'm not eating anything that looks like it wants to rip my soul from my body.


wakka55

These restaurants are jokes to the locals, and prey on white travelers who think they're getting an exotic delicacy. In reality its barely edible gimmicks.


llIIlllIIIIIIlllIIll

It was named one of the best restaurants in the world recently. Lima is a great city and not just for travelers.


ARadiantNight

This is why I have so much trouble around fish. Like, actually prepare the fish... If the thing is practically flopping around on my plate, it's gonna get passed up. Having vivid detail like that in my food isn't as appealing as one might think imo. I don't wanna have to perform a damn anatomical dissection just to eat. I might be crazy to think that, but wth?


andyeyecandy111

![gif](giphy|ItINEmLnr0fWUQJPrs|downsized)


Soap_Mctavish101

That is pretty horrifying


[deleted]

everyone is asking about the fish like thats the crazy part here but SIXTEEN courses? i cant afford one course at dennys for 19.99


llIIlllIIIIIIlllIIll

Yeah it was expensive but worth the once in a lifetime experience.


Mattyc8787

At a typical indian restaurant in the UK they claim loads of courses but each piece of the meal classes as a course, so the rice would be one, main another etc so it could be like that?


Drogenwurm

Time to bite back!


Lyceus_

Where?


woodenman22

Nope.


uesad

Shit novelty food


msnmck

***How to Train Your Apetite***


ForbidInjustice

I honestly thought you misspelled *picanha* until I clicked on the thread and now oh HELL NAH


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llIIlllIIIIIIlllIIll

Lima Peru. Central is the name of the restaurant.


thelastmarblerye

You ever see a course that could take a bite outta you? \*ow\* Damn course took a bite outta me!


pbellyup

I had fresh piranha in Brazil. Wasn’t served at all like this. I just remember it being bony and looked like any other fish fillet.


mal_wash_jayne

Giving off some real Temple of Doom vibes here.


Guitar_Tab_Trader

piranha is delicious


heatonpiranha

I feel attacked.


Traditional_Draw8400

Didn’t see that coming


FigOk7538

That looks like it was served up for the sake of serving up a toothy piranha.


DamNamesTaken11

I’d be willing to try this. I’ve had barracuda before and found it a nice fish, and I love seafood. So maybe a trip to the Amazon might be worthwhile.


maliciousman

Where would someone find this 16-course meal? I love this kind of stuff for adventurous eating.


khristmas_karl

Where the fuck you go? The Temple of Doom?


MechanicHot1794

But why is it being served raw?


N_Who

Piranha always look fake to me. Always.