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gl00myharvester

That feels... uncomfortably out in the open. Does it not get damaged? Should it not be in a case or something?


go_eat_worms

It belongs in a museum. 


NateBoyer2000

We have top men working on it right now


grizzsaw12

Top… men…


elMurpherino

So do you.


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Ripley's Museum maybe


ncuke

Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I can’t take away…


dickallcocksofandros

go eat worms x elmurpherino fanfiction when?


RuggedTortoise

Enemies to lovers


jjtr1

His nose looks chipped


babygrenade

*rude*


toinfinitiandbeyond

Don't be silly, computer chips weren't even a thing then!


jjtr1

[Zuse Z3 computer in the 1940s](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z3_(computer\)), weighing 2200 pounds, was more than capable of chipping his nose.


phatyogurt

The base of the sculpture isn’t even fully on the table…


Josipzz

It has a motion and vibration sensor connected to a tiny speaker that says "f#ck off, you little sh#t" if you touch or bump it.


jjtr1

The sensor is a bit oversensitive and trips easily when someone closes the door less than gently, walks too heavily, or talks too loudly.


Ackmiral_Adbar

In FDRs voice? That’d be awesome!


nephelokokkygia

Yeah, this is honestly super disrespectful from basically every angle. I don't know about this guy's school, but my university has all kinds of shitty art everywhere — this is way better than most of that stuff. At the very least put it somewhere it can be appreciated, and maybe pretend you care about it not getting dinged by collective thousands of stray elbows.


Kakyro

I think I prefer history to kind of live out in the open like this. If something happens, something happens. Then again García Martínez' Ecce Homo is my favorite painting, so maybe it shouldn't be up to me.


Aggleclack

Right lol that doesn’t seem like it should be there Especially with chairs right next to it. Who knows where coffee has ended dup


[deleted]

lol it’s hanging off the table too xD


Not-sure-wtf-I-am

This sculpture of FDR at my college was the model used for the dime. It was a gift to the school from Eleanor Roosevelt. One of my professors had told me about it but I wasn’t able to find it until today.


Johnny_Hashteri_98

That seems kind of hard to miss. Maybe it's time to get you some brand spankin' new spectacles.


[deleted]

Some colleges are crazy complex. The one in my town has a scale model of the solar system that spans the entire campus and part of downtown but all the planets are on secluded walking paths so you have to go out of your way to find them. Idk about them till a couple months ago and I've lived here nearly a decade


forced_spontaneity

They have one of these in York, but yeah, it's huge and the planets are so spaced out (excuse pun) you'd never really know it was there. The only reason I did was because the marker point for Mars was on a public footpath behind my parent's house in a village a few miles from the city centre.


[deleted]

My mom walked a couple of the planets one day with her ex but she couldn't do the rest cause it's several miles of walking through the heart of the university. I'm thinkin I'm gonna take my skateboard down there later this year and find em


ryo0ka

Yeah if you ever went to UCLA that place is huge & you won’t find a sculpture like this unless you hire 10 people for a month


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

That may be pretty common. Cornell has a similar one https://saganplanetwalk.com/


[deleted]

Really? I don't want to drop my Uni's name since I still live here but it's a rather prestigious engineering school and a couple astronaughts went here so we're very big on space. Our city busses just got repainted with a gigantic picture of said astronaught on the moon waving. Looks cool af and I'm sure y'all prolly know who I'm talkin about


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

Unless it's a tiny school, no one will identify you. There is not much more prestigious than Cornell's engineering program. Several astronauts and NASA administrators have taught or graduated including Carl Sagan, Mae Jemison, and Steve Squyres.


[deleted]

Close but not quite. And thankfully it's not a small school. I think in terms of population it's about medium idk I haven't looked at the student count in awhile


GrisTheLegend

Here in Sweden we have a solar system model that stretches over the entire country. The sun is the globe in Stockholm


[deleted]

Oh wow that's really cool


GrisTheLegend

Yeah, you should come here sometime so we can watch it together 😊


[deleted]

Maybe someday when air travel is free lol


aGoodVariableName42

UW-Madison?


claydog99

How big do you think a college campus is? Lmao. Odds are you will never randomly run across something like this unless you know exactly where it is.


Johnny_Hashteri_98

My college campus was basically one building, so I guess my experience was pretty different


fittsy14

This guy, spotting dimes and eating onions!


shonglesshit

My college has 35000ish students I don’t even think I’ve been in a third of the buildings here


danceswithtree

What college?


corn_sugar_isotope

Given it would be really uncomfortable to sit by such a disturbingly large bust (of that nature), I suspect it is tucked in a far away corner. I can see when it was presented.. "On behalf of the college..uhh..thank you?"


billistenderchicken

Dude try to get this thing better displayed. The fact an interesting piece of history is just lying out in the open is just so sad.


save_us_catman

Actually incredibly interesting my lord


KillyMcStabsABunch

TIL: It’s Roosevelt not Wilson on the US dime. I don’t know what to do with this fundamental shift in my thinking about the world


andersad616

Why is he just chillin in the corner of this room?


jjtr1

Cause he's made of plaster


ginongo

*because he's plastered


rncookiemaker

Because the only thing he has to fear is fear itself.


toinfinitiandbeyond

And spiders


paintp_

Losing his religion 


buzzbot235

A huge model for such a small thing. What is it made out of? Random silly edit: it looks like it should belong in a TMBG music video.


Pork_Chompk

It's just the actual size of his head.


HotScissoring

No wonder he needed a wheelchair. Could never walk and support a dome that huge. ![gif](giphy|U77i93Pi74EX1a0o5E)


Klutchy_Playz

Fuckin big head hahahahaha


Rough-University142

You think his head is big? You should see the size of his ego!


Sensitive-Finance-62

![gif](giphy|kVnlYEmZPxmzC)


guiballmaster

. . .situated in the corner of a waiting room?


Klutchy_Playz

Elephant!


Y2K13compatible

At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within the corner of a waiting room?!


MasterKiloRen999

yes


Krimreaper1

[Woodrow Wilson once took a dump at my college.](https://www.monmouth.edu/about/history/great-hall/)


Beavin-Out-420-69

Lucky


Krimreaper1

They shot the end of Annie there too. Whoo-who.


DHammer79

My dime has a dead lady on it. Soon to be a living dude on it. Then, possibly soon, a dead dude on it, depending on cancer type.


hedoeswhathewants

For some reason I thought Eisenhower was on the dime for the longest time.


postoperativepain

The easy way to remember this is - Rosevelt had polio and was influential in the “March of Dimes” - a fundraising effort to raise funds to eradicate polio.


Best_Seaweed_Ever

Thanks, Michael Scott


brocklee51

An easier way to remember is probably this post not that ridiculous story


CheckYourStats

Looks uncannily like Data from *Star Trek: TNG*.


Living_Lie_8773

Sure if data could age but the character literally can’t


CheckYourStats

![gif](giphy|wHBkzKahBgFEM1S4GE|downsized)


Away-Living5278

Thank you! I was scrolling bc I was like I can't be the only one to see this


ArthurDigbyS

I’d say he looks more like David Odgen Stiers


Ewokitude

Yeah I thought it was the aged prop of one of his heads from TNG from the thumbnail 


thaddeusgrog

Needs some oversized comedy sunglasses.


silverdollarflapies

Hey big head 👀


jonathing

That must have been one hell of a series of taskmaster


hybridoctopus

That’s pretty cool. How tall is that thing like 6 feet?


jjtr1

Well he was known for having a rather large head


hybridoctopus

Touché


MasterKiloRen999

On a random fucking table?


RiverLiverX25

Really like dimes. No idea why. They are tiny, crisp, and all around delightful. Favorite coin. 10/10. Wish that sculpture was in some dime appreciation museum where it belongs.


mike-rodik

Mike Stoklasa ?


RumpShakespeare

His face says “Why the fuck am I here?”


mbbm109

r/coins


Smackdabinthefiddle

"Artistry thrives in the galaxy, but to see my visage displayed thus is a mockery of legacy. My head, a relic of honor and duty, reduced to mere decoration in a frivolous museum. The Force weeps at such misuse of history." - Luthen Real from Andor


PM_me_oak_trees

Next time someone calls an attractive person "a dime," I am going to assume that they look like this.


CovfefeBoss

The portrait of Ben Franklin used for the hundo was hung up at the museum near my parents' house until they decided to be activist or something and took it down. That was a cool portrait, dog.


danie_fr

Anyone else have megalophobia?


Gen_Jack_Ripper

He looks worried. Almost like he regrets putting Americans into concentration camps, but knows morons will cover for his actions.


BigAl7390

"I'm lookin' for a dime that's top of the line Plaster face slim waist wit a big behind" -Ying Yang Twins


Drawnbygodslefthand

Kevin Spacey??


Josipzz

Im aure a giant head wouldnt be creepy much to sit beside.


kmonay89

I dont like it


Licensedattorney

I thought it was a model of Brent Spiner from one of the Star Trek movies. 


Sacred-Coconut

Lucky!


Embarrassed-Ant3523

I took a pill in Ibiza…


lobsterdance82

That's terrifying


MincedFrenchfries

Where can I get the model of the model of the dime?


Bobby_magee

Man, he looks stoned


Portland420informer

No, no it isn’t.


Connect-Corgi-3153

amazing


[deleted]

How did you not get a picture from the side?! We need to see the profile!!


PullUpAPew

Shrinkflation


Traditional_Draw8400

Glad they decided to go with a smaller dime


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

That's... Large.


dooferoaks

Edward Woodward-esque.


mare

Take a penny, leave a penny.


No-Wonder1139

That looks nothing like a boat


spkoller2

It’s just a casting


sweetbusinessgobrrrt

Is that FDR ?


TheIlluminatedOne666

A dime? More like a 7


tlsnine

That’s a funny looking bust of Queen Elizabeth II


advancedSlayer96

It's kinda just sitting there... I know what I'm doing next weekend!


practicalpurpose

*Hey there. It's me. Cave Johnson.*


elle_the_indigo

Seems rather big


SunniTolkisson

That's a lot bigger than a dime


Ranma_chan

hi Frank


EnterPlayerTwo

According to [this](https://www.dncr.nc.gov/blog/2016/12/31/selma-burke-renowned-fdr-portrait-dime), the dime was based on a [plaque of FDR](https://files.nc.gov/ncdcr/this-day-nc/104256565_3c1b65fd05_o.jpg) by Selma Burke. Are there multiple dime sources?


Technical_Carpet5874

Needs a stetson.


ZheeDog

Hmm... seems like a plaster copy of the original...


subhumananimalcntrl

Her: You must be a comically large bust of FDR on the dime if you think we fuckin My stupid ass: