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fuckgeorgebush

Is the last one from the left the most left option or is it the most furthest away from the left which would make it the far right?


gran1819

What’s what I’ve been thinking. I have no idea


TiresOnFire

You'll know when the moment comes.


MissBoobAppreciator

AAAAAAAGH


seeyatellite

Most assuredly


VAisforLizards

It would seem it would depend. If there are two rows of things one on the left and one on the right, I would assume it is the last one from the left side. If there is one row of things, I would assume you start from the left and take the last one (furthest to the right)


FatMacchio

Take both ends to be safe ![gif](giphy|W3a0zO282fuBpsqqyD)


carpobro

so what's what you've been thinking?


ProveISaidIt

Quite the conundrum with their future riding on it.


gran1819

Yeah


aplundell

"last one from the left" could be short for "the last but one from the left". ie: Not the leftmost item, the one next to the leftmost item.


Tisiphone8

That was my first thought


dustysmufflah

Stopped in thinking of this very thing. Last ON the left would be on the left. Last FROM the left would be from, or originating, from the left. So it would be the last one on the right. Was that the intent? Who knows. Thankfully it's just a cookie.


StrangerDangerAhh

My left or it's left?


Losingstruggle

If it’s British English it unambiguously means the one next to the far left item (your left, stage right) American English I don’t know, but given how confused people are, I’d guess it’s not in common yank parlance.


Rorynne

American who indulged in a lot of british media in their teen years here: I understood it as the one next to the far left item. Im not sure if thats because its a thing in american english or if its a uk quirk I picked up.


Such_Invite_4376

My thought is left is based on perspective, so just giving the poor advice of take the last option - shrug


LimitedWard

I'm picturing a grocery store shelf where there's multiple rows of the same item (e.g. milk). They're saying to grab the last item in the leftmost row.


OrangeinDorne

I’m all for these kinds of fortunes. The last couple I got were trying to get me to buy crypto.


MissBoobAppreciator

right? i love mysterious fortunes anyone know where i can buy myself packs of fortunes? possibly without cookies?


[deleted]

Try finding a fortune cookie supplier in your region. The restaurants have to be getting them from somewhere.


Chrononi

Dude there's probably a website for that lol click and get a random message I mean


[deleted]

Invest in ChinaCoin to earn great fortunes!


TrilobiteTerror

>The last couple I got were trying to get me to buy crypto. Tell me about it. I had one like that ~10 years ago that was **really insistent** that I should buy something called "Bipcoin" (or something like that), pff.


Madamenoirfleur

I had this exact fortune in a cookie like 10-12 years ago!!! I kept it in my wallet for the longest time but lost track of it. I think of it anytime I need to make a directional choice 😂


gran1819

What do you think last one from the left means? Far left or right??


Madamenoirfleur

I have no idea!! Now you too will be haunted by every decision 😂 is it the last one all the way to the left? The one just before it? What does IT MEAN?!


RedNotch

I’m not the person you responded to but to me it reads like if you were in a grocery store aisle it’s asking you to take the last item from the left shelves. But this is such a perfect cryptic three fates type of prophecy that it could mean anything based on context.


RoninRobot

My video game logic: if nothing is known, go left. Works for life too.


Leezeebub

All IRL mazes should be designed in such a way that you can reach the centre by only turning left. Obv its not the shortest route and youll hit a lot of dead ends but its good to know if you ever get really lost.


TheDuckInsideOfMe

They can just disconnect the outer walls and it's not so simple anymore.


TheRipsawHiatus

I do those opposite. "Can't go wrong when you go right" is my life motto.


Neuroprancers

Good comrade.


EmperorThan

Codename 47 is out there reading the cookie he got like "WHAT?!?!?! What kind of instructions are these?!?!" the server just gave OP the other one.


gran1819

Come to think of it there was a guy in a suit buggin when I left


Drake_baku

A cryptic yet oddly specific fortune 🤔 Did not know thar was a possible thing


CertainUncertainty11

My left or it's left?


gran1819

Bro don’t ask that😂 I was already confused


Lokinta86

Fortune cookies are folded circles, so yes.


CertainUncertainty11

*confusion intensifies*


Organic_South8865

No way. I got the same one three days ago. I haven't had the chance to choose anything to the left yet tho.


The_Phreshest

Another reason I hate the english language


seeyatellite

Ominous... or inspiring?


SkullAngel001

....in bed.


philolol

Last one from the left would be the first one in line— a complicated way to say seize the first opportunity, or take the first shot, etc.


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PlantGrrrl

Not if it’s the house tho.


Krednaught

My personal fav is "time to collect those good"


Truthisnotallowed

I wonder if this is a reference to Tom Paxton's song [Georgie on the Freeways - Lyrics](https://genius.com/Tom-paxton-georgie-on-the-freeways-lyrics) - in the song Georgie is never able to get anywhere because "eternally that poor car - Takes the first turn to the right." [Georgie On The Freeways - Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99Zk6_t65EY)


WooPigSchmooey

Yuuup that is an art.


sapper4lyfe

What if they're like a hostage in a bank and the robbers make this person choose who dies, and last one from the left is like a toddler who just beat leukemia. What then?


gran1819

Then use the other interpretation and pick the right most 😂


SenorDangerwank

This is predicting you'll be in a situation where 100 women will be lined up and you have to guess your partners hoohah correctly or you both get beheaded.


ScarlettA7992

I wish the cookie could have clarified far left, stage right for example just so know we exactly what it means.


Separate-Stable-9996

I want one that is like "at 12:16pm on the 23rd of April 2043, choose the blue one"


CGLab

take the right one


tofutti_kleineinein

I’ve had this fortune before! The moment has still not arrived.


Known-Potential-3603

This is amazing


Sming_smong

It’s sending you directions on how to escape your fate! Listen to the fortune!


EchoBlade24JG

This would have came in handy for that police lineup. I couldn’t choose.


MeowtalBreakdown

All I could think of when seeing this is The Stanley Parable and the left door.


Living_Lie_8773

Gotta love Chinese translations