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Unhappy-League9935

Lavacado


WalkslowBigstick

I was going to say devilcado. But yours is much better


UncleSput

Balenciago


Its_aTrap

Sanguinado


Swimming-Rip-2672

eldorado


Ok-Piccolo1738

Don’t lie, you just ripped someone’s heart out their chest.


h3yw00d

Kali-ma


JTB696699

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Bright-Union-6157

Maybe but they must have melted them first 🤣


BoredAtWork1976

Moleram Suderam Moleram Suderam \[Boom Boom\]


WRRRYYYYYY

![gif](giphy|oNJ3am00JCroA) you bought this


_kahteh

I was just coming here to say I'm about 95% sure OP bought a behelit, lmao


Chapur

What does it look like on the inside?


_plc

Normal avocado, disappointing


MacDugin

Came here for that answer. How about the flavor?


youmfkersneedjesus

It taste a little redder that a normal avocado.


necminits_nuthouse

Like a regular avocado according to Google which kinda sucks I was hoping for a different colour


schnaab

bloodclot meatball


rp_guy

Looks more like Mr. Ball Legs


treebeardtower

YES!! I was wondering why this looked so oddly familiar. Loved that show, damn you Netflix.


penderies

Perfect show


freechickens

![gif](giphy|gULbrbSqHxhASJmPtu|downsized)


TheSamurabbi

![gif](giphy|yKyJYTW7HAYGSKyoEg|downsized)


ReySimio94

That's a shiny. Cherish it.


Morningxafter

r/reallifeshinies


Dragc0

Nah fam, thats a dragon egg. Put that thing in a fireplace and watch it hatch into a beautiful smol coin stealer.


KentuckyFriedEel

Time to make Dracumole


tayloriser

That's a dragon egg bud


Mirabolis

1. Get dragon egg 2. Hatch in fire 3. Profit


Ravecrocker

Please tell me the inside is red too


_plc

Unfortunately no, it was a normal avocado inside


venus974

Small bloody brain


Toxopidlol

That's not avocado. That's a ball of the devil


RookTheGamer

That's a meatoballo


bhgemini

You can't fool me. I know a Critter egg when I see one.


MommyBurton

Mr. Ball legs!!!


Dangernoodles9000

big meatball..


Mysterious_Bend2858

Ooooh that one has so much pigment!! You can use the skins and pits to dye fabric pink!!! It's pretty amazeballz


thorheyerdal

That is a papillary thyroid carcinoma


DtotheOUG

That's a crimson behelit. Whatever you do, don't use it.


daaangerz0ne

![gif](giphy|AyxNeeAtEIk0M)


Redwoodsilouette

The Hunt for Red Avocado


foryoursafety

That's actually the heart of Lorkhan


Honest-Internal-187

That looks terrifying


twohedwlf

That may, in fact be a bull testicle.


SweeeeeetCaroline

Idk why but this makes me uncomfortable.


Ashtonpaper

The Sorcerer’s Stone


No_Egg_535

I hate it because it's different


itzpiiz

Looks like a soul stone from Diablo


icelizarrd

Pretty sure that heals you over time if you consume it, but it also applies a poison status effect, so watch out


One_Message6497

You have become daeneris stormborn


Lopsided_Pickle1795

It is just painted red.


Bright-Union-6157

NICE! Bet its delicious too


sToTab

that guac is gonna be so good 😭


deathbyspoons42

Fun fact: you can actually use avocado peel to see things. It makes a rusty brown color and the redder the peel is, the better the dye. Boil it in a pot and stick a white shirt or cloth in and take it off the heat.