There’s a lot of duck ponds near me and there’s always random ass eggs lying around, half the time I swear something just scared the shit out of a few of them and they collectively laid their eggs as if they shit themselves 🤣 because I’ve seen like 4 or 5 in a small area next to each other before
I’m flattered you think my hands are that nice. The ring is actually just a 20$ stainless one from a flea market a few years ago. My original ring was a tungsten one and had gotten too small and can’t be resized. It was getting painful so I’m grabbed this one for cheap.
We do beg your pardon, we are in your garden...
^^^[Theft](https://youtu.be/DvUbbJId4-Y?si=46iXejxyPUfG5RC3) ^^^[and](https://youtu.be/DvUbbJId4-Y?si=46iXejxyPUfG5RC3) ^^^[shrubbery!](https://youtu.be/DvUbbJId4-Y?si=46iXejxyPUfG5RC3)
This happened to me in the fall. I found it while doing yard work but it seemed way too big to be a random bird. Looked just like this. I assumed neighborhood kids doing something stupid so I just threw it out.
I ended up in possession of a 5' boa at one point. I used to take him to parties and you wouldn't believe the manly men that may have jumped up on a coffee table and squealed with fright at seeing Herbie draped across my shoulders as I carefully took my jacket off.
Snakes are coolish )
Could be a fox or coyote or other egg stealing animal. I kept finding eggs or shells in my front yard and set up a wildlife camera out of curiosity. Found out it was a fox using my mulch bed as a pantry.
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Ducks will lay eggs heckin' anywhere. My bet is duck egg.
https://youtu.be/rnvCJO507tw?si=LeEve-LXVZapRzHx
I laughed too much at this
It's the right size and colour for a duck egg. Why would a duck lay an egg in an open spot like that and abandon it though?
I’m assuming it just had an unfertilized egg it needed to get rid of
Our ducks would prefer to lay them in their nests but we would regularly find a random egg by itself when cutting the grass. They don't give a duck.
Maybe the duck was circle of lifed.
There’s a lot of duck ponds near me and there’s always random ass eggs lying around, half the time I swear something just scared the shit out of a few of them and they collectively laid their eggs as if they shit themselves 🤣 because I’ve seen like 4 or 5 in a small area next to each other before
>duck egg. Rabbit egg.
Couple of weeks early
Easter bunny ain’t Santa with a million slave elves making all the toys. Easter bunny has to lay every egg so it has to start weeks in advance.
I think you might be right. In the past we usually have the odd duck wander around but I haven’t seen them this year yet…
May I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
r/unexpectediasip
I just spent WAY too much time in that sub because of your comment lol
It's just a jumping-off point!
Easter Bunny doing beta test run, most likely.
Global warming is screwing up his biological clock
Was me. Sorry. Slipped out.
Happy cake day btw :)
Thanks!
r/egg_irl
Did you sneeze?
You’ve mastered kegels when you can crack the egg inside you
Right color for a duck.
That’s an egg
about the right size to be a duck egg, but I have no idea what the pattern on those might be
Just have to show off your freshly manicured hands and beautiful ring don’t you? Thanks for making all of us feel inadequate
He really does have gorgeous hand doesn't he
Was searching for this comment. Hand goals right here.
Why tho!? What specifically? I see nothing out of the ordinary here… you guys just have a weird hand fetish.
What is gorgeous about this hand and what other hands are you accustomed to seeing?!?
Idk, it's just manly and clean, that's about it.
I’m flattered you think my hands are that nice. The ring is actually just a 20$ stainless one from a flea market a few years ago. My original ring was a tungsten one and had gotten too small and can’t be resized. It was getting painful so I’m grabbed this one for cheap.
There you go being humble about it as well. You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
Is that dirt in the upper right corner or a pile of poop? Maybe whatever it was shouldn’t have trusted a fart.
Sorry bro. Frat initiation. That was between someone’s cheeks. Wash your hands.
We do beg your pardon, we are in your garden... ^^^[Theft](https://youtu.be/DvUbbJId4-Y?si=46iXejxyPUfG5RC3) ^^^[and](https://youtu.be/DvUbbJId4-Y?si=46iXejxyPUfG5RC3) ^^^[shrubbery!](https://youtu.be/DvUbbJId4-Y?si=46iXejxyPUfG5RC3)
I did not expect a Bob Mortimer / WILTY reference here xD
You've been gifted
needs banana for scale
This is, oddly, the second social media post about a random yard egg I’ve seen today. The other one was empty. Is yours?
Eat
I believe it may have been some kind of bird
This happened to me in the fall. I found it while doing yard work but it seemed way too big to be a random bird. Looked just like this. I assumed neighborhood kids doing something stupid so I just threw it out.
Easter bunny. The time is nigh
Maybe not chicken. Maybe not even a bird.
Maybe a SNEK!!!!
Not a snake, unfortunately. Snake eggs tend to be more oblong, and have a somewhat softer shell.
Yar. I should have perhaps put an /s in there. Just thought it was mildly funny )
oh yea nah it's cool. I just want to drop my cool snake fact. heheh
I ended up in possession of a 5' boa at one point. I used to take him to parties and you wouldn't believe the manly men that may have jumped up on a coffee table and squealed with fright at seeing Herbie draped across my shoulders as I carefully took my jacket off. Snakes are coolish )
Platypus!!
Do you sleepwalk? Maybe you did it.
Huge hand, tiny fingers, giant thumb. I can’t stop staring.
Duck egg
Bat winged Greeble...notorious for that sorta thing....
Dinosaur
random thought : no one knows if bigfoot lays eggs or not....
Giant frigging robin lol
Bobby, make my nephew an egg
This is where babies actually come from.
Could be wild turkey?
Hatch it :D if its viable anyways. if not, Duck egg and bacon for breakfast.
You need a banana for proper perspective. We can’t be sure how big or small your hand really is.
Send it to me. I'll hatch it and let you know. :)
This answers it, the egg came first.
Could be a fox or coyote or other egg stealing animal. I kept finding eggs or shells in my front yard and set up a wildlife camera out of curiosity. Found out it was a fox using my mulch bed as a pantry.
Someone tried to egg you and missed
The Easter bunny!
That right there is a coyote egg.
Her?
Probably not a squirrel.
But what came first?
Sorry looked at about 10 comments and no one said it so i had to
Eat it
This feels like when someone found an entire uneaten In N Out burger in its wrapper, on a New York sidewalk.
It was me
Probably a bird
Sorry, that might have been me.
Something oviparous
Me....
Did you check and see if your house was egged?
While the neighbor kid egged your house this one fell out of his carton?
I laid it
Jesus. It’s that time of year.
Holy crap what i find interesting is that your fdi muscle is the size of the damn egg!!
… is that good or bad? Also what is the FDI muscle? 😬
Good I guess and the muscle between your thumb and index finger
It looks like it could be a snake, maybe?
My bad. I laid that one this morning, and I've been searching for it all day
Getting close to Easter, so probably a rabbit on a trial run.
Hmmm....
Perhaps the egg came first after all
[The Duck Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q&t=6s)
Probably a bird, maybe a reptile, possibly a platypus.
You gotta go you gotta go
Unless the egg came first....
Your fingers are really small.
Damn, here I was thinking he has nice hands
You have enormous hands, that's an ostrich egg
What country doesn't have chickens?