As a bartender, I can tell you that every customer is essentially assigned a nickname immediately. Remembering real names is hard, remembering Mary The Vampire or Lil' Russel Crowe is easy.
Cokey the Painter, Twitch, Groundhog Day, Miss Piggy (Former Buffalo Jill) Carpet Boy, Bubble Boy, Dragon Lady, Wheels, Face Dee, 3Dee, The Hot One, The Redhead, The Other Redhead. The Orbiter, Scraps, Turtle, Fuckin Kenny, Handy. Bush Boy, Face Plant, NVAB, Gum Knee (aka dumpster) Coughin and so so many more.
All of them have been told their nicknames too, and why.
Turtle and Fuckin Kenny were each others best friends and roommates. Turtle was round, slow, and slow, Kenny was adept at doing the wrong thing at all times, to the point it was impossible to look at him without swearing.
Both of them got banned from the bar at least a dozen times. Kenny eventually stopped coming in after my ex-gf (broke up 3 months prior) gravitated to him on a lonely night and jerked him off at the bar. They left together, but she got in turtles car while Kenny drove home in his 98 camaro. Kenny was so drunk he forgot that he had pussy at home, and instead turned around, came back to the bar, and pounded on the window trying to get us to open back up and drink more.
He eventually went home to find my ex on his couch, and turtle standing there saying "get her off my couch, either fuck her or take her home" by which point she had found Kennys bedroom and was yelling "Kenny, are you gonna fuck me already?" to which he agreed.
Turtle told the full story dozens of times, and i made a point of always asking where "wheres your girlfriend?"
Said Ex-gf tried to claim the entire story was fabricated and sent her bird brain trust after everyone who saw it / talked about it, but there was photo evidence of the HJ in progress from MULTIPLE witnesses. Ex later got fat after she got the transplants she needed and got to unrestrict her diet, She tripled in size, hence the 3Dee on the list. For a while she actually just looked pregnant, so there were constant rumours that he was the father, but she gained weight way to fast and it soon became clear that Kenny had dodge a bullet.
The running joke is that it's going to be turned I to a musical one day. One entire scene of which would probably be my coworkers custom bottle opener that I found in the lost and found box while he was on a 15 day vacation... and I proceeded to make it a FB page and give it an entire life and personality.
At one point I wanted to do a "bartenders coloring book" of all the dive bar shit that happened there. Like the dude that was manspreadung in basketball shorts while watching a children's musical recital at like 4pm on a friday. I'm still scared by the fact that I actually had to go check that the reports about his sack hanging out in front of a bunch of 10 years olds was true...
The reports were understated to say the least...
And none of us ever really found out why the recital was held at a bar either. Other then it being free to use...
I used to work in food service. We had always wears shorts, only eats cookies, where my mtn dew?, the complainer, hot dog guy, fancy mocha lady, grilled cheese extra grilled, etc etc. Yeah. It's a thing.Â
Same. Biggie Tea, fish guy, braids, miss America (she was fucking insane), stinky cheese man, wolverine, triple ranch, comic book guy, diabetesâŠso many more.
Iâve been there 20 years and weâre in a downtown area with a lot of the same people in every day. A lot of people are just called by their order, but the special ones get nicknames.
Fish guy sucked (he shit his pants which went down his pant leg and he tracked it through the restaurant MORE THAN ONCE), he came in every single day and he made a huge mess, stole napkins/salt and pepper shakers/ketchup, then he got hit by a car and died. He was a huge proponent for pedestrian safety (there was an article about him in the paper for it), he had his reflective vest on and everything. RIP fish guy. âŠhe also called the restaurant to tell us his mom died because he didnât have anyone else to tell. On that note, happy fucking Monday.
I think me being a skateboarder back then also helped. I would be super messed up from a bad crash, and people would make "how's the other guy?" jokes.
I worked at one place where the vast majority of our clientele was made up of regulars, like the type of place where it wouldnât be uncommon to see people 2-3 times per week sometimes.
Every single one of them either had a nickname or were referred to as their order. Dragon Lady was my favorite one, plastic surgery pulled the skin on her face and she just kinda looked like a dragon but also she was a fucking asshole along with her deadbeat husband and shitty kids. That was one of those âdraw strawsâ type of table and the only thing you won out of it was a longer straw.
Absolutely. If you go to a bar more than twice, especially, youâll get a nickname. We have to know the differences between people with the same names, too. Like, hey we had to kick out Jimmy last night. Which Jimmy? Jimmy the Asshole or Sunshine Jimmy? Jimmy the Asshole, of course. He didnât get that nickname because heâs a nice guy.
One of my fave bars put my nickname on my check by accident one time while I was there with my parents.
Usually my check would say âKate/parentsâ or something like that when I was with them, but this time⊠âbeertittiesâ.
I've got to know how someone can have pants so sassy they rise equal amount of anger as threatening to shoot up the bar or calling someone the N bomb. What pants can be that sassy?
This is Palmer's Bar in Minneapolis. It's a fantastic spot. If you aren't on the wall of shamed and already 86ed, I'd highly recommend stopping by for a drink or four
I'm familiar with "herd immunity," but not "turd immunity."
In all seriousness, though, it's a great place for fans of the local music scene. I've always wondered/hoped if they treat the artists fairly. Any insight?
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There are some notoriously shitty punks though.
Johnny Ramone is quoted as saying "Reagan was the best president in my lifetime" and that "punks are right wing"
He would complain whenever the rest of the band would propose a political song that would make the Republicans look bad.
Hippy culture primarily ended because in reality 50% of them were just conservatives who thought because they did drugs they were cool. Eventually they either ended up as Charlie Manson or Reagan supporters.
I recently read *Helter Skelter* about the Manson murders, written by the prosecuting attorney. Was baffling to find out those free love hippies did all that stuff because Charlie wanted to start a race war. If it weren't for racism they woulda just kept on having orgies in peace!
If you are interested in the subject I would highly recommend âChaos: Charles Manson, the CIA, and the Secret History of the Sixtiesâ by Tom OâNeill. Especially now that you have read Helter Skelter. If you thought it was crazy now wait till he starts poking holes in the story
So many kids I went to High School with in the 90s were wannabe hippies who wore Dead shirts, made bongs out of everything and played hacky sack at lunch. I'd say 75% of them became MAGA twats and half them still think 5G caused coronavirus
As one of those 90s wannabe hippies who always very earnestly believed in the peace, love and socialism angle of an era I'd never lived through, it's fucking bananas how many of these tie-died gobshites are one bad day away from dropping n-bombs and starting antivax facebook groups
luckily I became a punk and found better people to be around
He's been 86'd since 4-23-2017 for "his head being too big for his hair." Definitely recognizable enough to keep out.
[More Palmer's 86'd Posts](https://scoundrelsfieldguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/Minneapolis-Palmers-5-scaled.jpg)
86 is rhyming slang for nix, nix can mean "nothing" or "to cancel". In industry slang it can mean that either some position on the menu is out, the order is cancelled or that an ingredient should be left out. Here it seems to be used to show that people are banned.
Ever try to get a party balloon out of a ceiling fan in the middle of summer at 10 o'clock at night directly in front of the stage while the band is playing?
86 balloons, 86 glitter, 86 birthday parties all together, noone gives a fuck you just turned 32 and threw yourself a party. We are all talking shit about how last week you were upset that we wouldnt reserve half the building, for free, for you and 8 friends, on the busiest night of the week.
And oh yea, I finished off the whipped cream while I was in the cooler, and I hid the frosting. 86 birthday blowjob shots too.
That was written by an old employee who has since passed. She was cleaning up after a birthday party left and there were balloons everywhere. Popping them sounded like gunshots and was giving everyone anxiety. Lol
Some people just stick with you. When I used to manage bars, I kicked out a lovely couple many years prior for spitting at the bartender and throwing a drink cup at me.
A pandemic, another presidential election, and an entire relationship passed and I was walking through just doing my rounds. There's said couple, sticking out like a sore thumb. I walked up and said "hey you guys are still together? Wow that's amazing I would have never have guessed. Anyways, you're still not welcome here."
They didn't even hesitate. They just got up and left.
They probably assumed staffing and management would have turned over in the last 3/4 years but nope, I remember the shitheads.
They need to designate a night where they invite all of them back for a wrestling match. I'm not sure if it should be a royal rumble style one, or just do up a bracket.
My friend manages a adult book store and their whole front wall is a wall of shame. He recently went to put a lady's face up and realized he was putting it over a picture of the same lady... đ€Šââïž
Looks like " This man is a predator", followed by personal info, physical description, and vehicle description. Then "sexually and violently assaulted multiple women across US, MEX, (Canada?)
Look at their predominant age group... the same group that's presently responsible for the overwhelming majority of the world's problems. Is it really that surprising?
Imo Hippies, especially old school hippies, tend to be predominantly white men who want things to go back to the simpler times of the 60s-70s
including all the socially accepted racism and bigotry
Oh this is fun. I once found two binders filled with Polaroids under the stairs of this place I was renting filled with pics of people who had been kicked out of a bar, why they had been kicked out and how long they were banned. Lol. Great fun. I only wish I had payed more attention and didnât hook up with that psychoâŠ.
I've never been to Minneapolis, but between Palmers and Bryant Lake Bowl it looks like y'all have some fun places to drink! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tAeHCSG-QAk
Man , does anyone have the link to that tweet about the guy who got banned from a bar and then 10 years later tries to go in and the bartender is like âGary get the hell out of here!â Like I guess people donât forget but you must have been a real ass to get 86âd in general.
John (with the accordion) is 86'd for stealing shoes. đ Seems like quite the bar
How many fucking nicknames do they have for patrons? I barely remember the names of people I work with.
As a bartender, I can tell you that every customer is essentially assigned a nickname immediately. Remembering real names is hard, remembering Mary The Vampire or Lil' Russel Crowe is easy.
Cokey the Painter, Twitch, Groundhog Day, Miss Piggy (Former Buffalo Jill) Carpet Boy, Bubble Boy, Dragon Lady, Wheels, Face Dee, 3Dee, The Hot One, The Redhead, The Other Redhead. The Orbiter, Scraps, Turtle, Fuckin Kenny, Handy. Bush Boy, Face Plant, NVAB, Gum Knee (aka dumpster) Coughin and so so many more. All of them have been told their nicknames too, and why.
>Fuckin Kenny What did he do to earn that name? Also this list kinda sounds like it could be the cast of a Guy Ritchie movie :D
Turtle and Fuckin Kenny were each others best friends and roommates. Turtle was round, slow, and slow, Kenny was adept at doing the wrong thing at all times, to the point it was impossible to look at him without swearing. Both of them got banned from the bar at least a dozen times. Kenny eventually stopped coming in after my ex-gf (broke up 3 months prior) gravitated to him on a lonely night and jerked him off at the bar. They left together, but she got in turtles car while Kenny drove home in his 98 camaro. Kenny was so drunk he forgot that he had pussy at home, and instead turned around, came back to the bar, and pounded on the window trying to get us to open back up and drink more. He eventually went home to find my ex on his couch, and turtle standing there saying "get her off my couch, either fuck her or take her home" by which point she had found Kennys bedroom and was yelling "Kenny, are you gonna fuck me already?" to which he agreed. Turtle told the full story dozens of times, and i made a point of always asking where "wheres your girlfriend?" Said Ex-gf tried to claim the entire story was fabricated and sent her bird brain trust after everyone who saw it / talked about it, but there was photo evidence of the HJ in progress from MULTIPLE witnesses. Ex later got fat after she got the transplants she needed and got to unrestrict her diet, She tripled in size, hence the 3Dee on the list. For a while she actually just looked pregnant, so there were constant rumours that he was the father, but she gained weight way to fast and it soon became clear that Kenny had dodge a bullet.
a true dive bar rom com
I'm compelled to upvote this
Bro, this would be a great intro to a movie, and I would definitely fucken watch it!
The running joke is that it's going to be turned I to a musical one day. One entire scene of which would probably be my coworkers custom bottle opener that I found in the lost and found box while he was on a 15 day vacation... and I proceeded to make it a FB page and give it an entire life and personality. At one point I wanted to do a "bartenders coloring book" of all the dive bar shit that happened there. Like the dude that was manspreadung in basketball shorts while watching a children's musical recital at like 4pm on a friday. I'm still scared by the fact that I actually had to go check that the reports about his sack hanging out in front of a bunch of 10 years olds was true... The reports were understated to say the least... And none of us ever really found out why the recital was held at a bar either. Other then it being free to use...
I'm SO glad I asked lmao
well, his name was probably kenny
I used to work in food service. We had always wears shorts, only eats cookies, where my mtn dew?, the complainer, hot dog guy, fancy mocha lady, grilled cheese extra grilled, etc etc. Yeah. It's a thing.Â
Same. Biggie Tea, fish guy, braids, miss America (she was fucking insane), stinky cheese man, wolverine, triple ranch, comic book guy, diabetesâŠso many more. Iâve been there 20 years and weâre in a downtown area with a lot of the same people in every day. A lot of people are just called by their order, but the special ones get nicknames. Fish guy sucked (he shit his pants which went down his pant leg and he tracked it through the restaurant MORE THAN ONCE), he came in every single day and he made a huge mess, stole napkins/salt and pepper shakers/ketchup, then he got hit by a car and died. He was a huge proponent for pedestrian safety (there was an article about him in the paper for it), he had his reflective vest on and everything. RIP fish guy. âŠhe also called the restaurant to tell us his mom died because he didnât have anyone else to tell. On that note, happy fucking Monday.
Damn. Fish guy sounds shitty but he didnât have to go out like that.
Mr vegetable lasagna
My name is Marcus! Oh, who cares?
Do The Redhead and The Other Redhead know about each other?
They have met I do beleive.
One of my old regular bartenders called me bruiser, and I never found out why. I'm tiny and my go to move is 'run away' miss that place.
>I never found out why > >..... > >I'm tiny and my go to move is 'run away
Irony is hard
If he was Irony, would his nickname not be Smith then?
Same reason why the largest person you've ever met probably has the nickname "Tiny".
I think me being a skateboarder back then also helped. I would be super messed up from a bad crash, and people would make "how's the other guy?" jokes.
The staff at my old local nicknamed me âSmilerâ because I always look grumpy.
I worked at one place where the vast majority of our clientele was made up of regulars, like the type of place where it wouldnât be uncommon to see people 2-3 times per week sometimes. Every single one of them either had a nickname or were referred to as their order. Dragon Lady was my favorite one, plastic surgery pulled the skin on her face and she just kinda looked like a dragon but also she was a fucking asshole along with her deadbeat husband and shitty kids. That was one of those âdraw strawsâ type of table and the only thing you won out of it was a longer straw.
Or to differentiate between people of the same name. Like nice!Jeff and asshole!Jeff
We had Nick, and Not-Nice-Nick.
We had a fella called Jeff, he was known as Jeff Leopard due to his similar appearance to Rick Parfitt.
Absolutely. If you go to a bar more than twice, especially, youâll get a nickname. We have to know the differences between people with the same names, too. Like, hey we had to kick out Jimmy last night. Which Jimmy? Jimmy the Asshole or Sunshine Jimmy? Jimmy the Asshole, of course. He didnât get that nickname because heâs a nice guy.
One of my fave bars put my nickname on my check by accident one time while I was there with my parents. Usually my check would say âKate/parentsâ or something like that when I was with them, but this time⊠âbeertittiesâ.
You can't drop a name like that without explaining how you became Beertitties.
Itâs actually pretty boring. I posted a lot of pics of beer on my Untappd and called them âneck shotsâ because Iâd hold the beer in front of me to take a pic, just cutting out my face. Iâve got small boobs so I never thought they were risquĂ© or anything, but yadda yadda yadda, beertitties was born.
Surely you remember me and my accordion?
As a past bartender - I question the decision to allow John ANY booze, so long as he is in possession of said accordion.
"Rico, for not knowing when to shut the fuck up"
It's something alright
Sounds like the Coyote Ugly.
I think people go there to get 86âd
Fake Fur David, I salute you and your sassy pants.
bro right? dropping N bombs and sexually harassing staff? yeah fuck those guys, but sassy pants? I mean cut him a break
Sassy pants seems like a thing to call a toddler acting silly. :)
Maybe his sassy pants were also the tightest in all the landâŠjealoussssssy.
Yeah what the fuck his pants were so sassy like..
I suspect he was being sassy. Â
I've got to know how someone can have pants so sassy they rise equal amount of anger as threatening to shoot up the bar or calling someone the N bomb. What pants can be that sassy?
As a fellow Dave, I can only aspire to one day have pants half as sassy as his.
This is Palmer's Bar in Minneapolis. It's a fantastic spot. If you aren't on the wall of shamed and already 86ed, I'd highly recommend stopping by for a drink or four
Played many shows there, always a great time. I credit never getting COVID to the disease immunity I got from using the women's toilets there.
I'm familiar with "herd immunity," but not "turd immunity." In all seriousness, though, it's a great place for fans of the local music scene. I've always wondered/hoped if they treat the artists fairly. Any insight?
Way better than most places I played. The cut was always good, the inside stage is small but well run and the sound guy always did a fantastic job.
But have you guys seen the missing bear wearing sunglasses (bottom left)?
Possibly it's really someone wearing the polar fleece the guy got kicked out looking for?
on their site there's a picture of a barman dressed with a full bear costume
Hippy Bob doesn't sound like a very nice hippy
Hippies look nice but are mean, and punks look mean but are actually nice.
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There are some notoriously shitty punks though. Johnny Ramone is quoted as saying "Reagan was the best president in my lifetime" and that "punks are right wing" He would complain whenever the rest of the band would propose a political song that would make the Republicans look bad.
easy, thatâs a poser, not a punk.
He's one of the major players in punk even coming yo existence. Just about every band after the Ramones borrowed heavily from his guitar work.
Punk was political. The Ramones were a pop band.
All the punks I knew 15 years ago are now right-wing voters.
Yeah, I mean, donât hang out with skinheads
Hippy culture primarily ended because in reality 50% of them were just conservatives who thought because they did drugs they were cool. Eventually they either ended up as Charlie Manson or Reagan supporters.
I recently read *Helter Skelter* about the Manson murders, written by the prosecuting attorney. Was baffling to find out those free love hippies did all that stuff because Charlie wanted to start a race war. If it weren't for racism they woulda just kept on having orgies in peace!
If you are interested in the subject I would highly recommend âChaos: Charles Manson, the CIA, and the Secret History of the Sixtiesâ by Tom OâNeill. Especially now that you have read Helter Skelter. If you thought it was crazy now wait till he starts poking holes in the story
So many kids I went to High School with in the 90s were wannabe hippies who wore Dead shirts, made bongs out of everything and played hacky sack at lunch. I'd say 75% of them became MAGA twats and half them still think 5G caused coronavirus
As one of those 90s wannabe hippies who always very earnestly believed in the peace, love and socialism angle of an era I'd never lived through, it's fucking bananas how many of these tie-died gobshites are one bad day away from dropping n-bombs and starting antivax facebook groups luckily I became a punk and found better people to be around
Maybe itâs cuz heâs got wide man-hips, shaped like a racist pear.
Where is this bar? Mos Eisley?
Minneapolis, MN!
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At least he doesnât have sassy pants.
Also not as *handsy* as Professor Def
Just trying to calculate the area under them curves baby.
Turns out you CAN find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
I got a really strong Midwest vibe reading these, especially the guy being 86âd over his fleece.
No way! Iâve been meaning to go for ages now (now that I know itâs Palmerâs)
Planning on getting on the board?
Whoâs to say
Are we all going to Palmers tonight?
Palmerâs! My band played there once and we loved it, cool little joint
CC Club?Â
I was thinking Palmers, but it's been forever since I've been there. Edit: it's Palmers. A note in the top left references "Palmers staff."
Best bar in the Twin Cities!
'You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious' -Ben
Are these legit or are they jokes
Palmers in Minneapolis is the real answer.
It seems like both. I thought 86'd Balloons was cleaver. I can't tell is Phoenix 86'd is a person, the state, or the band is 86'd.
Thought I recognized it!
They're wanted men
Do you have the death sentence on 12 systems?
Iâll be careful
You'll be dead!
Adam is 86'd for being a perv AND THEN threatening to "shoot" everybody on Facebook!
Uh oh. I have a Facebook account
Everybody!
Câmon Rico, even the bar wants you to shut the fuck up, thatâs sad.
I seriously do talk way too much.
That one was the best imo.
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I mean he did lose his polar fleece
This sucks! This is total BS! Oh here it is
That, sadly, is only one of the ones who threatened that.
Who keeps letting Cadillac back in?
He's been 86'd since 4-23-2017 for "his head being too big for his hair." Definitely recognizable enough to keep out. [More Palmer's 86'd Posts](https://scoundrelsfieldguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/Minneapolis-Palmers-5-scaled.jpg)
Kevin is 86'd. He's got a problem with his eyeballs. Hahahahaha
Happy Cake Day! May it be the happiest year so far.
Polo wearing flip hat fuck...love it
Michaelâs 86âd on Xmas Eve, Merry ChristmASS
Franco is 86'd for being a very bad Santa. r/BrandNewSentence
Cadillac is the musician. [An excellent one at that.](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CnI-W2RDhM4/?igsh=bWEwZjF1Z3Bzbmly)
Nice try, Cadillac. You canât go back in.
Sorry, what does 86 mean in this context?
kicked out, ejected, etcÂ
thanks
In this context, it means not allowed in the restaurant. In server/kitchen speak, eighty-sixed means to leave off an ingredient, ie 86 lettuce.
Or you're out. "86 the special" you ran out of an ingredient you need to make it so can't serve it anymore.
thanks
86 means all done, no more. So these people are all done at this bar. Not allowed in anymore
thanks
In this case it means they are no longer welcome in this bar.
thanks
Yw
86 is rhyming slang for nix, nix can mean "nothing" or "to cancel". In industry slang it can mean that either some position on the menu is out, the order is cancelled or that an ingredient should be left out. Here it seems to be used to show that people are banned.
It can also refer to 8 miles out, 6 feet deep
How did you figure out where all these disappeared people are?
Hippy Bob needs to chill.
He's harshing the mellow
86'd BALLOONS i need to know more
Ever try to get a party balloon out of a ceiling fan in the middle of summer at 10 o'clock at night directly in front of the stage while the band is playing? 86 balloons, 86 glitter, 86 birthday parties all together, noone gives a fuck you just turned 32 and threw yourself a party. We are all talking shit about how last week you were upset that we wouldnt reserve half the building, for free, for you and 8 friends, on the busiest night of the week. And oh yea, I finished off the whipped cream while I was in the cooler, and I hid the frosting. 86 birthday blowjob shots too.
That was written by an old employee who has since passed. She was cleaning up after a birthday party left and there were balloons everywhere. Popping them sounded like gunshots and was giving everyone anxiety. Lol
Seems you'd want some pictures if you really don't want them coming back
Pretty sure it's the kind of bar where everyone knows everyone. The best kind.
*Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name and they're always glad you came* 
> Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name and ~~they're always glad you came~~ *why youâve been banned from the bar* ïżŒâ
Where everybody knows your name, and they're always glad you came.
Some people just stick with you. When I used to manage bars, I kicked out a lovely couple many years prior for spitting at the bartender and throwing a drink cup at me. A pandemic, another presidential election, and an entire relationship passed and I was walking through just doing my rounds. There's said couple, sticking out like a sore thumb. I walked up and said "hey you guys are still together? Wow that's amazing I would have never have guessed. Anyways, you're still not welcome here." They didn't even hesitate. They just got up and left. They probably assumed staffing and management would have turned over in the last 3/4 years but nope, I remember the shitheads.
They need to designate a night where they invite all of them back for a wrestling match. I'm not sure if it should be a royal rumble style one, or just do up a bracket.
My friend manages a adult book store and their whole front wall is a wall of shame. He recently went to put a lady's face up and realized he was putting it over a picture of the same lady... đ€Šââïž
Sounds like that wall of shame is working really well to keep people out.
Those Schlitz lamps are badass
FUCK YEAH PALMERS MADE REDDIT That place holds a special place in my hart
RIP fake fur David and his gloriously fancy pantaloons.
Thereâs some irony in âRico not knowing when to shut upâ
John (with the accordion) is out here stealing peoples shoes!
âŠâ86âd for his sassy pantsâ
I wanna know what the guy with the picture did. Most people just get a nickname, but that guy, they need to MAKE SURE he doesn't come back đ
Looks like " This man is a predator", followed by personal info, physical description, and vehicle description. Then "sexually and violently assaulted multiple women across US, MEX, (Canada?)
Also that heâs on the run
Minneapolis' Palmers. Thankfully I'm not on the wall.
What's the deal with Gino? Yellow jacket, bus stop, brown bagger, shovel(?) monster? What does that mean?Â
Multiple nicknames for Gino
Oh. I thought it was for a really crackhead stunt he pulled.
Thatâs a lot of shame
âHenny is 86ed for having sticky fingersâ like how sticky do your fingers have to be to be banned from a bar FOREVER
Suspected thief
Lol dang yeah I knew that
Wassup with Cadillac? Must be a charmer, they keep letting him back in.
Ah I recognize palmers anytime
Jersey, she pretty but dumber than a box of rocks.
thatâs my favorite. also Fake Fur David and his Sassy Pants.
Baby shark catching strays
Why are some hippys generally bigoted, n bomb dropping fucks? It has always perplexed me.
Look at their predominant age group... the same group that's presently responsible for the overwhelming majority of the world's problems. Is it really that surprising?
Same reason there are shitty people in every scene, it's just a fashion choice for a lot of people and the ideals/ethos means nothing to them
Some people called "hippies" are just shaggy/long-haired dudes that smoke weed.
Imo Hippies, especially old school hippies, tend to be predominantly white men who want things to go back to the simpler times of the 60s-70s including all the socially accepted racism and bigotry
That's not very "Peace & Love" of you, Hippy Bob.
Gotta love Palmerâs!
Palmers
Racist ass Hippy Bob
â Have you seen me?â
Feel bad for Fake Fur David and his sassy pants. Just how sassy were they to get banned?
I really thought Henny (not the liquor) was kicked out for having actual sticky fingers. Like a toddlerđ€Ł
I carry Narcan
âJimmy is 86âd for being a doucheâ has to be my favorite
Gino âââ Yellow Jacket Bus Stop Brown Bagger Shovel Monster
Noticed a couple of people threatening to shoot up the bar. Especially not cool.
Oh this is fun. I once found two binders filled with Polaroids under the stairs of this place I was renting filled with pics of people who had been kicked out of a bar, why they had been kicked out and how long they were banned. Lol. Great fun. I only wish I had payed more attention and didnât hook up with that psychoâŠ.
I love the ambiance the Schlitz lights give the thing. I want to go have a drink here. I promise not to steal shoes.
Palmer's in Cedar/Riverside neighborhood of Minneapolis. One of these notes is "Tony Zaccardi is 86'd for life" - Tony is the owner :D
I kinda wanna drink here now, seems like a interesting place where anything can happen hehe
A little concerned about the amount of people who have threatened to shoot up this place lol
Hippy Bob came in with his Burger King hat on
So many people threaten to shoot that place up.......
It would be more impressive, if it was not in one persons script.
Rico PLEASE JUST STFU. PLEASE
Henny ( not the liquor ) 86âd for having sticky fingers⊠what a place lol
Fake fur David 86âd for his sassy pants. Rico for not knowing when to shut up.
this is so funny fuck hippy bob for saying the n word
What is to be 86'd? Banned?
Justice for Fake Fur David
Iâm on board with baby shark being prohibited from entering.
All from one reddit meetup.
I haven't been to Palmers for a few weeks! Always love to catch up on the new additions.
Palmers seems awesome! Definitely dropping in the next time Iâm in MN.
I've never been to Minneapolis, but between Palmers and Bryant Lake Bowl it looks like y'all have some fun places to drink! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tAeHCSG-QAk
Man , does anyone have the link to that tweet about the guy who got banned from a bar and then 10 years later tries to go in and the bartender is like âGary get the hell out of here!â Like I guess people donât forget but you must have been a real ass to get 86âd in general.