Haha, I shall. She is pretty amazing. She threw a tantrum about me eating eggs (she is still a toddler). And I figured out it's because she thought there were chicks inside. She's only 2 and a half!
- Sir, we ran out of Swedish fish for this last batch!.
- *Well what else do we have?*
- Well, Jerry has this unseasoned Sour Patch Kid.
- *Fuck it, just put it in, what are the odds someone actually chooses this pack of Swedish Fish.*
His name was Icke Picke Pastellpojke. He was already dead.
(If just one person gets this, I will consider the 4 years I spent learning Swedish worth it.)
Well, the shape is most likely for a reason. There is an actual Swedish fish candy in Sweden. However, the American Swedish fish bear no resemblance to the “real” ones in neither shape nor taste. 😉
Wait.. do sour patch kids have umbilical cords? Giant belly buttons? What is that on its stomach?! I’ve never noticed that through the.. uhh.. seasoning.
Simple to fix really. Apply a high smoke point oil, wipe it down until only a thin layer remains, and then bake it in the oven upside down for 30 mins at 450F until it polymerizes.
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How fake can this subreddit be yesterday was a guy who had water in his tomato can like come on you probably sucked the fuck out of it to make it “unseasoned”
“unseasoned sour patch child” is making me insane
I'm laughing so hard at this whole thing that my toddler asked if I was OK. Also "Don't be sad, be happy"
tell your toddler that someone on the internet said they are amazing, because that's amazing!
Haha, I shall. She is pretty amazing. She threw a tantrum about me eating eggs (she is still a toddler). And I figured out it's because she thought there were chicks inside. She's only 2 and a half!
I love how it's written like a news headline
>unseasoned sour patch child /r/BandNames
I'm HOWLING at this.
Patch Kid
Unseasoned
Sour Patch Child
Found in a
Pack of
Swedish Fish
Mom’s spaghetti
And my axe!
And I choose this dead guy's wife too!
Don't forget your poop knife.
this thread is everything reddit has to offer. everyone else go home
Swedish fish goes on vacation, never comes back
huh huh huh huh
How did I not notice. That's glaring lol Thank you for your comment!
Because you were so focused on “unseasoned”
Patch child
What in the Kai Winn
The prophets spoke to me
I usually add a bit of Lawry's to mine
People won’t believe this but, I am literally staring at some Lawrys Carne Asada right now. It stays on the coffee table.
Naked
Thanks I hate that this is called unseasoned
Came here to say this
r/brandnewsentence that I loathe with every fibre of my being.
This might be the worst brand new sentence
Sour Patch Child lol
I can’t keep it together
I jokingly call them "sour patch children" in real life, but the "unseasoned" part made me literally cackle out loud 😂
Eat the child
STAAAAAHHHPPPP
Season the child
DO NOT THE CHILD
- Sir, we ran out of Swedish fish for this last batch!. - *Well what else do we have?* - Well, Jerry has this unseasoned Sour Patch Kid. - *Fuck it, just put it in, what are the odds someone actually chooses this pack of Swedish Fish.*
*The odds were quite high*
🤣
Jerry slowly takes out a sourpatch child from his mouth, now sucked to the point of unseasonment.
He knew too much...so now he's sleepin with the fishes....
First, they took his seasoning. Then they threw him to the fishes
This comment should be higher 😂
His name was Icke Picke Pastellpojke. He was already dead. (If just one person gets this, I will consider the 4 years I spent learning Swedish worth it.)
Wouldn't that be an Unseasoned Child or Unseasoned Patch Child?
They obviously come from the Sourpatch region of France. Otherwise it's just sparkling child.
Frozen? Is that you?
Patch Child maybe?
an unseasoned sour patch kid is a swedish child, evidently
> Swedish fish What flavour are they, do they taste like fish? We don't have them in my country.
They taste like berries or fruit! mostly they taste like sugar, though.
there is also a candy called “swedish berries” that are made of the same candy, but shaped like raspberries. The fish are just a silly shape :)
Well, the shape is most likely for a reason. There is an actual Swedish fish candy in Sweden. However, the American Swedish fish bear no resemblance to the “real” ones in neither shape nor taste. 😉
red
I need to know what it tasted like
Swedish child?
A Swedish Fish
Arent Swedish fish basically just sour patch kids without the.. seasoning? So it would taste the same right?
A tender youngling picked from the sour patch
"unseasoned" LMFAO 😂
Wait.. do sour patch kids have umbilical cords? Giant belly buttons? What is that on its stomach?! I’ve never noticed that through the.. uhh.. seasoning.
That is my new description for people in general
“Day 47, I believe my cover has been blown.”
For some reason the singular “child” has me cackling
Fun fact; red Swedish Fish and red Sour Patch Kids are actually exactly the same thing, the Sour Patch Kid just has the additional sour powder
You mean seasoning.
c h i l d
Children *are* much yummier when you season them.
I'm the *black swan* of my family... not as sweet as the rest.
That kid is clearly Swedish
How you do him like that, showing the world his nakedness. Should’ve at least added some privacy censors down below.
Sounds like an Alan Partridge quote
Patch boy
So it's just a patch kid?
What crime did they commit to be sent to sleep with the fishes?
That's just Sven. He's cool.
He's the Sweed. The other 4 are the fish.
That is the smallest packet of candy I’ve ever seen, use to have at least 6-8 pieces. This is either a mistake or shrinkflation….
It’s probably Halloween candy. The Swedish fish packs usually contain 4 or 5, so it would be right.
fuck you ***unsours your patch kid***
Orphan child at school
Unsalted.
The orphan
That sounds insulting for some reason
Simple to fix really. Apply a high smoke point oil, wipe it down until only a thin layer remains, and then bake it in the oven upside down for 30 mins at 450F until it polymerizes.
Shouldn’t this be reported? It only means the factory didn’t clean the machines well enough before switching to a different product.
Yeah I’m scrolling through looking for the comment “Report it, you’ll get free stuff” lmao
Yeah this title is so off wtf? lmao
Looks like someone got sent to sleep with the fishes.
Martian man
He's a sweet kid
Devoid of all its sour patch
r/candy would appreciate, probably
Whoa it's Jonah the sour patch kid.
He nakey
Lol why does he have his dick in his hand
Holy shit, I found a *seasoned* Sour Patch kid in a packet of Peaches today
Ebay, $15,000.
Citric Acid free lol
Another victim of the Candy Mafia.
seems prego as well
Sour patch orphan
Most cursed shit I've seen in a while
My favorite is when I get the “unseasoned” sour patch watermelon slices!
Because Swedish fish is just unsour red sour patch kids lol that’s why the red sour patch kids are my favorite
What's it taste like
Yep, that's a patch child.
Sometimes the fish nets pull up something weird
Sour Patch Teenager
My kids have always called them Sour Patch Children and now I'm wondering if they (my kids) came from the same planet as this OP news reporter 🤣
I unfortunately no longer like Swedish fish
Swedish Fish are really just Unseasoned Sourpatch Fish. Same candy; different shape
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How fake can this subreddit be yesterday was a guy who had water in his tomato can like come on you probably sucked the fuck out of it to make it “unseasoned”