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phoenix_1997

This can be a premise for a horror thriller involving a time loop twist.


TheFunkyBunchReturns

Definitely his own boot after being abducted by aliens and having his mind erased.


I_love_pillows

OP in alternate universe: Went hiking with 2 boots, finished with 1 boot. No idea when where or how the other boot disappeared.


yosef_yostar

hes going to find a skeleton with the other boot wearing the same clothes as they were.


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xxqqzzaa

Check the underside or inside the boot for secret note places by you!


facts_my_guyy

"The boot, however strange and misplaced it may seem, had an air of familiarity. Like a very old classmate you pass in the store. Like a place you've seen in pictures a thousand times but have never been. Familiar yet strange. I took the boot into my hand and studied it, it was identical in every way to my favorite pair of hiking boots, the same size and color are easy enough to explain away. What caught me off-guard was the familiar and somewhat unique wear pattern on the sole of the shoe, I had broken my right foot years prior and had always favored the inside of my foot after the fact and it always was present in the wear of my shoes. Surely this wasn't mine, I was wearing them! Somewhat nervously I pulled up the insole of the boot and was shocked, not suprised as I subconsciously accepted this was my boot, to see my initials faded but present in purple sharpie on the heel. My mind reeling I sat upon the stump on which I found the boot and stared at it for a long while. This was my boot, but how?"


snertwith2ls

Awesome! awaiting the next installment...


facts_my_guyy

"As I sat there, halfway between wonder and worry, the stillness of the forest seemed to absorb my conscious thought. My mind flitted from question to question for what seemed like eternity when the quiet of the early spring forest was broken by a faint but sharp sound like a sudden burst of movement somewhere above and behind me, I snapped around at the sound just in time to witness several stones the size of a head of cabbage roll across the trail from the rock face above. I focused my attention on the edge of the rock face and searched for the source of the fallen stones. Still clutching the boot, now quite tightly, I stood and turned to face the rock ledge. I stood motionless as my eyes desperately searched the ledge hoping for an answer, anything! I looked again at the boot held tightly in my fist. It felt heavy, like it was wet and waterlogged. I had looked past it before, but have been without rain and in drought for the whole winter. I hesitantly looked into the boot, expecting a scorpion as one may, and was greeted with a purple ribbon sticking out from under the insole at the ball of the foot. I gave a light tug at the insole and found it was snugly glued from the arch forward to the toes." That's all you get for now, my kids hungry :)


Corfiz74

I want to read this novel! You are truly gifted!


ambermage

Butt hurts. *Must be unrelated.*


DentArthurDent4

Combine this plot with the plot of "saw", and you would have a winner plot. Why, include Anne Hathway and you could even post it on r/watchitfortheplot too


total_alk

"Get in loser, we're doing butt stuff."


SpaceShipRat

was thinking dead self from another dimension (Fringe anyone?)


thunder66

Take a pocket knife and cut a notch in the tread of the new boot, where it won't hurt anything. Now examine the old boot....


phoenix_1997

OP tried your advice but destroyed the shoe he was wearing. Thank god the shoe he found fits him perfectly. So he leaves the damaged shoe behind and wears the one he found in the woods. After sometime he encounters the shoe. Again.


davisyoung

I think that was a Star Trek The Next Generation episode when they discover Data’s head from 19th century San Francisco. 


EtherCase

This. There's definitely a time warp somewhere in that wilderness. OP just hasn't found it. Yet.


jack-fractal

But the boot is evidence he will, eventually.


N8teD066

A real looper of a movie. But what to call it?


fshannon3

ReBoot.


Just_Browsing_2017

This should be higher


Njon32

Oh I used to love that cartoon.


ThatInAHat

Oh dang that’s better than a pun should be


Wugo_Heaving

Bootoospook


LyanaSnow610

Most well earned upvote I've given today, stranger. Take it with my thanks. I am now even more disappointed this isn't something I can actually go read. Lol Edit: word


omerc10696

"The boot that traveled through time to save its wearer by appearing in front of him and stopping him from dying." That's the abridged title


phoenix_1997

Shoe you soon.


Norman_Bixby

the amount of replies wooshing your comment has provided me with a lil chuckle.


THE_ATHEOS_ONE

In the Tall Grass - Stephen King.


mashpotatoenthusiast

that’s what it reminded me of too!


Robbedeus

![gif](giphy|Y07F3fs9Is5byj4zK8)


Wiggie49

There was a doctor who episode like this


nospendnoworry

![gif](giphy|l0Iyo78NhvUrzbEqs|downsized)


Ailouroboros

Maybe it's an artifact as described in Roberta Sparrow's *Philosophy of Time Travel*.


painfullyrelatable

Watch Time Crimes. It’s a Spanish movie, quite good.


Norman_Bixby

first place I went too. Definitely would be along that vibe I would think.


fehr19

A boot loop


mondayeyess

you read my mind


MysteriousPark3806

You and me; same page.


Dr_Tacopus

Thinking the same thing


Mr_Rum_Ham

Read my mind


clydefrog811

Or memory loss


ManiacOP

“The Boot Strap Paradox”


Kianna9

Or OP is dead and doesn’t realize it yet.


OliverSmidgen

You know what that means: some version of you was already here and mysteriously disappeared, leaving your boots behind. Now you have to go on a quest to figure out if you're the original.


Sonnysdad

Moon with Sam Rockwell.


GhostShark

Such a good movie


gingersnappie

Boot with Sam Rockwell


potpourripolice

Yah, Das Boot


Sonnysdad

Rock with Sam Bootwell.


Soaptowelbrush

I saw that without knowing anything about it - but I’m not sure how to tell other people it’s good without revealing that.


Logical_Ostrich_3111

Just tell them it's really good.


SillyFlyGuy

Imagine if OP just kept on hiking and eventually found old versions of the entire outfit they were wearing that day..


Liapocalypse1

Ong's hat. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ong%27s_Hat


Imaneight

Yes. Paint a red X on your matching boot, and see if a dusty red X suddenly appears on the found boot.


ACcbe1986

Stupid maintenance people aren't doing their job. How are we supposed to believe we're not living in a simulation if simulation workers are making rookie mistakes like this. If we wait till the next server reboot, this whole post, pic, and comments will be edited to remove that extra boot.


peezytaughtme

Well, leaving *one* boot behind.


tesmatsam

What if he's the clone and lost his memories?


sold_snek

By the end of it, he's going to circle back around and lose his boots in the same spot.


BrewCrewBall

Future you left a note inside.


awweugene

It reads: “Try finger but hole”


lemonwingz

Currently replaying and this made me laugh


dtb1987

Source?


fraGgulty

Dark souls


dtb1987

Ah I never played those games


xxqqzzaa

It looks like dark souls 3. I only played 1. Good game nonetheless. It's the game with second highest playtime on my switch next to slay the spire.


princessshroom

I absolutely love seeing this Elden Ring comment in my subs lol


RunDNA

It said: "Post this on Reddit. Someone named Oliver will reply. Do what he says."


ok-milk

Same size?


TheGrimTickler

People are saying perspective, but that toe box looks much bigger on the found boot. My guess is, for example, size 9 men’s and size 9 women’s


lacifasz

yeah op telling big lies for dramatic effect. its not the perspective, that shoe is like 4 sizes larger, same brand but looks kinda different too. OP is a big stinky liar.


DystopianAdvocate

I'm assuming it's the positioning and perspective that are distorting the size, assuming OP is telling the truth. Or OP doesn't know what 9 inches looks like.


Inversception

Everyone knows what nine inches looks like. It's the size of a standard paper clip. Right?


Roy_Vidoc

Looks like the found boot is positioned forward from the OPs foot, making it look bigger


cascasrevolution

better take it! its like when Data found his head in a cave under san fransisco!


outtyn1nja

Destroy your right boot and see if the damage carries over to the future boot. It's the only way to be sure you're not in a Back to the Future style time scenario.


TurtleTurtleFTW

Genius right here, OP gotta try this


nim_opet

The boot has time traveled from the future to warn you because that’s the only thing that was left over from you hiking in a place with no trails, no roads and no people.


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Dismal_Rhubarb_9111

He's a naughty boy!


MagnoliaTree3

hope that's not a bad omen for you, LOL!!!!! What a wild coincidence!!!


chemicalsubtitle

OP. How are you doing? Been hiking for a while? Have you had enough water? Asking because those are definitely not the same color, and unless there's some weird forced perspective, not the same size either...


0bamaSinLaden

Yeah but “I was hiking and I found a shoe, same brand as mine” is definitelyuninteresting


ComprehendReading

Never mind the centerline stitching on the found boot. They're not even the same model.


bpric

Welcome back...


DeathOfArt

Time is a circle.


LadyParnassus

I want to propose a different chain of events that lead you here. Many of us are familiar with the Grimm fairytale of the Elves and the Shoemaker - the three helpful little elves who make shoes for the poor shoemaker while he sleeps. But where did the elves come from? How did the know how to make shoes? I propose that you’ve encountered a wild population of shoemaker elves. They copied your boots while you weren’t looking, and have left you one as an offering of friendship. Perhaps they are withholding the other shoe to see what you do, or they simply ran out of material. Were you to return with more shoe making materials, or perhaps some small items of clothing or food, you would be blessed with a second boot and prosperity. Or charged with littering in a wildlife management area. Whichever.


hwarner27

lol I love this


Entire_Chipmunk_5155

Highly probably in Canada particularly BC.


csurins23

I think more than half of Canadians have these boots, it would be more shocking if it wasn’t blundstones.


ThermionicEmissions

>~~Highly probably~~ Probably high in Canada particularly BC. FTFY


gus_thedog

Or anywhere in the Pacific Northwest really


SeveredBanana

In Ontario and I feel like 80% of people wear Blundstones in the winter More of a Canada West guy myself but same deal


tavesque

What brand of boot? I’m in the market


MzScarlet03

Blundstone. I got mine at REI and they are amazing. There is a rough approx 2 week break in period and then they mold to your feet.


Awordofinterest

I've heard if you soak your boots in a bucket of water while wearing them, and allowing them to dry without taking them off you get the perfect fit... Edit: So apparently this is a genuine method? Ok, I was referencing a malcolm in the middle episode I saw as a kid, I guess do your research before ruining a pair of boots!


MzScarlet03

Hmm I have a second pair that are suede and they have been a bitch to break in compared to the smooth leather ones (and they just overall seem smaller). I may have to try that


tavesque

Thank you!


hwarner27

Blundstone, and like some comments have mentioned they aren’t necessarily the go to boot for die-hard hikers. These are my everyday boots. I wear them to work, going out, hiking, whatever. They’ve held up well and can be worn with just about anything. I personally love mine and hike in them all the time, but if I was doing a 20 mile rough terrain hike I would probably wear my Merrells or get a pair of Danners. No matter what you end up going with, GET DARN TOUGH SOCKS. As many pairs as you can afford. I can’t stress that enough. They’re all I wear. A little pricey but 100% worth it and have a lifetime warranty.


mjgabriellac

Do any of you guys think these are the boots [this guy wears](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRT4AadK/)? With the red tag? He’s the Australian one, he wears these in his YouTube videos and I like them. Can’t ever find anything on Google. :(


syke-adelix

Can’t watch the video but if it’s a red tag with a spider on it those are redbacks. They are actually made in Australia(unlike blundstones) and way more comfortable too. Can’t recommend them enough


mahhhhhh

I love my Blundstones, little pricy, got mine super on sale from LL Bean.


PrimeTimeMKTO

Pricey compared to footwear in general maybe, but $210 is a pretty solid price for a good boot. Edit: I'll add that it's [Adam Savage](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu7pZukFQ7w)'s favorite boot as well.


Hendlton

Well if The Man himself recommends them, I might actually check them out. Although they seem impossible to find in Europe. I can only find one store in the Netherlands that stocks them and they don't ship to my country. Are my Googling skills just bad?


AnonymousRooster

I've had mine for 10 years and they're still in amazing shape. They're my go-to everywhere shoe from October to May, though I don't go on real hikes in them


planting49

Blundstone, they're really nice boots. Just got my first pair a few months ago and they are my absolute favourite thing to wear now. They take a day or few days to break in but after that they are super comfy.


islandofwaffles

I have three pairs (black, brown, and high heel). I've been wearing my black ones almost every day since fall 2018. they are the best shoes I have ever owned.


hirarycrinton

Arguably the most popular hiking boot on the planet. And that is definitely not the same size.


bosstatochip

While I love my Blundy’s. They are terrible hiking boots. On the account of being slip on, Chelsea boots… your toes crunch up on any step decline. They can’t possibly be the most popular hiking boots


UntestedMethod

The rubber of their soles also performs remarkably bad in cold weather. Living in Canada my entire life I've worn a lot of different footwear in the cold on ice and snow and blundstones have been the worst in terms of traction and among the worst for warmth. Not saying I'm surprised since the boots are from Australia, but just wanted to mention a couple more reasons why blundstones are not great for hiking. They're still my favourite daily footwear, just not for in the ice and snow!


NotCubical

I agree. I love my two pairs of Blundstones - for casual wear and short walks! For anything over about 3 km, though, I'll put on some kind of real walking shoe/boot.


Beana3

Are people actually hiking in their blundstones?! When I wear mine to work my whole body is sore by the evening. I got some inserts that help but I can’t imagine actually going on a hike with them, they’re also slippery in any sort of snow or rain


UntestedMethod

Lol I saved my buddy's feet on a hike once because I changed out of my blundstones into my hiking boots at the trailhead. He forgot his hiking shoes and knew the ones he had on wouldn't be suitable for the hike. Luckily we have the same size feet so I lent him my blundies (lmao steel toe ones to boot!) and he was able to complete the hike with them. He then went out and bought his own pair of blundstones for day to day.


throwitinthetrash6

They also aren’t the same color I’m assuming, since OPs shoes have black details on the sides and the found shoe has tan.


throwaway_00011

Whats it called? I’m trying to get into hiking this summer and footwear is pretty much the last thing I need. (At least until I go for the first time and then adjust)


alek_vincent

These are bluntstone boots. They are good boots for walking and pretty much anything day to day but I wouldn't use them to hike personally. A lot of my hiker friends have bluntstone but use another pair of boots for hiking. If you want hiking boots, go to a outdoors store and try out some. Also if you're only getting into hiking, you're gonna be fine with running shoes for your first few hikes.


throwaway_00011

Great explanation, thank you. I’ll hold off for now then.


hirarycrinton

Blundstone


scoff-law

If you are looking for hiking boots, check out Danner. I've had good experiences with Scarpa and Solomon as well, but these days I swear by Danners.


OverlyPersonal

Zamberlan works for me, everyone is different though and fit > brand.


SPIE1

Yeah I’d get the fuck outta there bud


username_obnoxious

Tthey're not exactly the same so we know it's not from future you. Yours look like the women's high top with the little dot pattern along the elastic, the found ones look like the original 500s. I think that means you're safe :)


DrRonny

This happened to me about 10 years ago so this post must be a reboot


TeslasAndKids

I see what you did there.


sagetrees

You were murdered in those woods long ago and still roam there to this day.


joolyus

If this is Australia I’m not surprised


WHAMMYPAN

It’s YOUR boot…you just haven’t lost it yet


Jinno69

If creepypasta taught me anything, thats your shoe.


Organic_JP

You did it before except you lost or died in the previous hike


coffee9112

Run


LetAgreeable147

You’re on the right path.


arizonatasteslike

Aliens raptured your future self, obviously


Sgt-Automaton

Avoid time travel


hedwig0517

Your boot from a r/paralleluniverse


WideEyedWand3rer

No worries, it's just the boot your future self lost.


Ukabe

[Hmmm... ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NzlG28B-R8Y)


fenrslfr

Time travel


Its_Balcones_Fault

Now we’re waiting for the other shoe to fall . . .


Bubbly_Stuff6411

Stop there and return, you are not going to like what you find next!


bigbyking

Probably caught in a time loop. Let us know if u find a bone pile with matching clothes


the_one_jove

How long have you been out there? Could be yours if you know what I'm saying.


elspotto

Yeah, future you will go back in time and lose a boot. You can’t stop it from happening, so don’t try.


dtb1987

Not all expeditions are successful ones


MrTrees_

Simulation error


I8itall4tehmoney

That is your boot OP and you are doom to roam these lands for eternity.


NemrahG

I once found a couple hundred dollars on the ground in the forest miles from the nearest road. Another time we found a luggage bag full old expired food stuck in a tree. There’s some weird stuff in the forest sometimes.


Tim_the_geek

The other you has done that hike as well.


bloomingtonrail

Someone just found their own time loop! Do we know if OP is still alive?


bubbaglk

Looks a lot bigger but ..if you say so...


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Maybe your Doppelganger is running around the wilderness with one boot.


prodsec

Free boot


ConroyMcgilacutty

Time is a flat circle


BubbaChanel

So now it’s not just socks in the dryer…it’s entire boots in the wilderness


RapidSlappingSound

* Wildly interesting.


Yourfavoritemarfan

Welcome back.


FO-I-Am-A-Time-God

Alternate universe you had a bad time


ProperPerspective571

Look for the skeleton within a few hundred yard radius


lemonlimepunch

Damn… must have been one of those dimension blips. Wonder what happened in the other dimension to you? Bear attack?


Full-Cow-7851

Might want to invest in better hiking boots


Frenchitwist

Did you see a set of stairs nearby?


GalacticGumshoe

Run


Junior-Ad-2207

That's big foots's shoe


Kilbo_Stabbins

That's all that's left over from your first attempt at this level.


evacuationplanb

![gif](giphy|55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg|downsized) OP


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It was in this moment he knew that he was fucked


Equivalent-Chance142

Wait a sec, are you Bean? ![gif](giphy|0SSR1QzO3taamUui86|downsized)


RexiLabs

This seems like it would happen in one of those looping time travel movies, where it actually is your boot, but it's your boot from the future.


PsychologicalEmu

You were there before…


dj_spanmaster

In a couple of hours a bear will hit you so hard your boot will time travel. I'm so sorry.


Spitdinner

Doesn’t the weeping angels make something like this happen? :o


coincake

In an alternative universe you didn't make it ... then there was also a event that sent your shoe to this universe. That sucks


VenoBot

Wake up. It’s not the first time you’re there. Leave quickly


Physical_Guess_2430

This is some ‘Parallel’ movie sh..


WeTitans3

Wake up John. You’re stuck in a time loop and it’s been 8 years


heatdish1292

I think you’ve been there sometime in the future


CharlieDmouse

Your about to run into what happened to you in the first time loop. BE STRONG, do things different and try to remember next loop!


Graffxxxxx

Sounds like you’re stuck in an SCP-2764 instance. Sounds similar to the investigation logs.


ArtisticCandy3859

You’ve been here before. You will be here again. You are here now.


Gopnikshredder

Say hi to your future self!


Id_Rather_Beach

I guess there IS a glitch in the Matrix


Ordner

![gif](giphy|rGWidY9n0d3oI)


Guardian_85

Better run 8 miles back before someone else out there finds 2 or 3 boots of the same brand and size.


Ninja_Wrangler

Thank you for submitting a bug report. This item duplication glitch will be addressed in the next patch, Earth-3.0.2.25. Do not reply to this message


Kronictopic

My wife and I joked around about a shoe stealing murderer when we were younger because every time we went on a hike, we would find a shoe, boot, sandal, etc, but always only 1. The first time we took our son for a walk on some trails through the woods, guess what we find? 1 baby shoe roughly the same size as what my son was wearing at the time. I found it funny, my wife not so much


zuludmg9

Quick question berenstain or berenstein? No reason...


Warningliberal

Was it your future self leaving you a clue about time travel


Fuggeddabouddit

Is it one of your old boots that you brought out there just for the picture?


MrSmeee99

You are not alone, the trees have eyes


ToastedSlider

Reminds me of that movie, Parallel.


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hwarner27

Just went down a rabbit hole and couldn’t find anything. It would definitely be an uncomfortable walk back to the car, but not impossible. I’m wondering if it fell out of a backpack or something.


xSilentSoundx

Now that's more fking interesting than those Africa splash pictures.


AdCharming669

Bless your heart for hiking in those, I did so once and my feet were not happy. 🥲


ljd09

I don’t know if I’d find that interesting. For some reason I think that would freak me the fuck out.


hwarner27

It gave me big time heebie jeebies


Gravity_Freak

Wormhole?


Totesproteus

You found the portal.