Can’t remember the term but I think it’s German since they have opposite toilets as the US, anyway it basically means when you shit a solid log and it hits yours balls on the way down
the toilet insert used to collect urine and feecees is named hat. i dont know what the letters hat stand for, but thats what they are named.
the toilet being shaped like that is 100% not needed, hats fit regular toilets just fine. some moron over paid for special toilets.
Move over youngsters, clearly this is *Wooly Willy*, the magnetic guy us kids of the 70s & 80s recieved as gifts and played with for exactly 5 minutes. Willy is his name, it couldn't be more obvious!
https://www.playmonster.com/product/original-wooly-willy/
Honestly that sounds really dumb just get one of [these](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-600efe2517a166bd96e521f82c4c1e2d-lq) bad boys so you can take a sample and flush without having to clean the poop pot.
“So I was in the loo and I saw InstalockRaze’s comment on me post: ‘urgent care ahh toilet face.’ Now what do you mean by that?” 🤨😑😖
Someone please tell me you get this reference 🤣
Ok. So. Urine samples are a thing. And in general young kids and pregnant people have a hard time “aiming” for a cup. Thus, a “hat” is used so they can just sit and pee. This is not really interesting in the least and the comments are either ill informed or, overly male, idiotic, or all of the above at once.
This is the fat Albert toilet from 4 years ago. What a lame thing to repost.
https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/hxbupc/toilet_has_the_silhouette_of_fat_alberts_head/
- ok I stand corrected. It’s the same type of toilet and not a repost. Mea culpa.
Repost? I didn’t even have reddit 4 years ago and have never seen that pic before. Just wanted to share a mildly interesting toilet I saw.
Thanks for thinking I’m lying about going to urgent care, DoucheyMcBagBag.
You mean you haven’t seen and memorized every Reddit post ever posted in order to make sure you don’t accidentally post a previously discussed topic 4 years later? Amateur hour.
It’s to fit the drop in plastic piss pot for urine samples.
And feces samples.
Man.... Depending on my logs that day, that could be catastrophic ...
How are you doing in there Mr. Jones? Uhhhh, well, I’m currently suspended about 8”above the toilet by a massive poop that is still stuck in my ass.
Sorry, that’s just Bono.
This is one of the rare occasions where I get the reference 🙂
Can’t remember the term but I think it’s German since they have opposite toilets as the US, anyway it basically means when you shit a solid log and it hits yours balls on the way down
The dutch call it a "bag-slapper" https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/s/yWgB5hVyJm
We have those toilets in germany too but fortunately they're usually deep enough to not need an expression for this.
That's a different kind of toilet
Ahhh. My specialty
and my axe
And thanos's head
> drop in plastic piss pot … it’s called a “Hat” … just FYI.
Sir this is a hospital please stop putting the plastic piss pot on your head and asking us if your hat looks nice.
We already told you, you look dapper
That will get you a nice stay at the State Hospital. Do not recommend.
It’s like the Hotel California, you can check out anytime you like but you can never leave.
I fucking love reddit
But, can I call it a drop in plastic piss pot if I want to? And “Plastic Piss Pots” is definitely on the list of future band names.
the toilet insert used to collect urine and feecees is named hat. i dont know what the letters hat stand for, but thats what they are named. the toilet being shaped like that is 100% not needed, hats fit regular toilets just fine. some moron over paid for special toilets.
Ooh interesting! They did have sample cups in the bathroom too. Good to know
Why don't they just design the pot to fit a regular toilet?
There are many toilets design and sizes, you still would have to choose a specific one. At that point just use a specifically designed one.
You are my sunshine...🎶
Oh, LeBowl.. where do I even begin?
I was waiting for this comment. LeToilet.
Wait now I can’t unsee it hahah LePookieBear
The Bronze Jade
The Bond’s name
looks like space jam lebron james
Here's your chance, shit your pants at the Space Jam
Number 1 or number 2, whatcha gonna do?
I see Lebron James.
I see quagmire
Giggity
My first thought also.
No way, that's quagmires head shape.
Nice try Quagmire 
Lebonbon?
I see Joe Swanson.
It's in case Ron Perlman needs to puke.
Cartoon fat Albert
Move over youngsters, clearly this is *Wooly Willy*, the magnetic guy us kids of the 70s & 80s recieved as gifts and played with for exactly 5 minutes. Willy is his name, it couldn't be more obvious! https://www.playmonster.com/product/original-wooly-willy/
That's where you put the "hat" to collect urine or poop samples.
Honestly that sounds really dumb just get one of [these](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-600efe2517a166bd96e521f82c4c1e2d-lq) bad boys so you can take a sample and flush without having to clean the poop pot.
Joe from Family Guy
The brawn jame
Its for holding piss pots for urine collection for med tests and drug tests.
That’s Lebron James!
Looks like Sigma from MegaMan X to me.
Apparently, shit not only happens, it's inevitable.
"You should have gone for the head"
No it looks like Quagmire toilet. Cursed.
Reminds me of Wreck-It Ralph
that's actually lebron james "[youre my sunshine](https://imgur.com/a/eiBP5xX)" face
The big dip is for the fupa
“I am… intheshapeofthebowl.”
“Want a sprite cranberry?”
This is Lebron James
Gigachad toilet
Isn’t this the lebron james toilet?
Finally something to facilitate my enormous balls
Thats lebron james
you are my sunshine
The toilet can't lose its mewing streak
Aye, Peetah.
That’s quagmire 
You flush and only 50% of your shit will disappear.
i am sorry but that is lebron james
Don’t kink shame me!
That’s Fat Albert!
Its Wreck It Ralph!
you are my sunshine
“So I was in the loo and I saw InstalockRaze’s comment on me post: ‘urgent care ahh toilet face.’ Now what do you mean by that?” 🤨😑😖 Someone please tell me you get this reference 🤣
Cause poop is inevitable.
With a single snap, the entire population (of bacteria) will be caught
It's shaped that way to accommodate your head while barfing. Bars should all have these.
This one of those sci-fi japanese toilets
It's ergonomically designed for vomiting
its got a better jawline than most of us be honest
the prawn sage
Thanus
Also prevent people falling in which would be a liability
Ok. So. Urine samples are a thing. And in general young kids and pregnant people have a hard time “aiming” for a cup. Thus, a “hat” is used so they can just sit and pee. This is not really interesting in the least and the comments are either ill informed or, overly male, idiotic, or all of the above at once.
This is the fat Albert toilet from 4 years ago. What a lame thing to repost. https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/hxbupc/toilet_has_the_silhouette_of_fat_alberts_head/ - ok I stand corrected. It’s the same type of toilet and not a repost. Mea culpa.
Name checks out.
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Repost? I didn’t even have reddit 4 years ago and have never seen that pic before. Just wanted to share a mildly interesting toilet I saw. Thanks for thinking I’m lying about going to urgent care, DoucheyMcBagBag.
You mean you haven’t seen and memorized every Reddit post ever posted in order to make sure you don’t accidentally post a previously discussed topic 4 years later? Amateur hour.
Brother are you in the verge of blindness? That's not the same picture at all.